"Master! Bow down to the disciples! ”

"Get out!"

Lin Dier learned that Shen Xue and I knew each other and thought that he had been subdued, so he exerted his stinky and shameless spirit, knelt down, and begged me to take him as an apprentice.

My face was full of black lines, and I refused.

This thing is actually dead and hugging my thighs and not giving up.

"At first, I wanted to come over and help, but I didn't expect you to be a master in the world! was able to subdue the red-eyed ghost. Whatever you say today, you will take me as a disciple. ”

I wanted to kick him away, but he stuck to my leg like a dogskin plaster.

"Are you leaving? If you don't go, I'll call the police! ”

"Don't go! Even if I am arrested by the police, I know your family, and I will come back when the time comes. ”

Trees without bark will surely die, and people will not be invincible in the world.

It's not that I don't want to take him, it's just that the situation doesn't allow it now!

Where is Shen Xue tamed by me, she volunteered to follow me.

If I upset her one day, I guess I'll be a dinner.

In order to make a good impression on Woodland II, I cleared my throat and said solemnly, "You go back first, I'll think about it." ”

"Okay! You have to think carefully, I will cook, clean and warm the bed, fold the quilt, go up to the hall and get a small bed, and the loneliness at night can make you feel so happy! ”

This product is not only shameless, but also disgusting.

It's almost time to start broadcasting in the evening.,I just sent away woodland two.,Today's live broadcast content hasn't been prepared yet.,Forget it, let's change it to chat with everyone.。

There are three things to keep in mind when chatting with ghosts.

The first piece is pretended to be a cute cargo. In this way, even if you accidentally reveal a secret that should not be told, you can hide it.

The second thing is to say that you are very old. You know, ghosts have a much longer lifespan than a living person, so you can add a zero to my actual age.

The third piece, shut up that woodland two!

When I started the live broadcast, Lin Dier was waiting for me in the live broadcast room early, and when he saw the prompt message, he immediately swiped nearly 10,000 gifts.

is still boasting in the live broadcast room about how powerful I am, and I will take him as an apprentice another day.

These can be regarded as compliments on me, but Nima don't say that I am alive!

Sealing the large number and building the small one, it is really a headache.

There are old viewers in the live broadcast room, and they have heard that I am a living person since the start of the broadcast, but I am in charge of Yan Xiaowang and understand that I am special, so they tacitly believe that I should only watch a music.

In addition, there are new audiences who have been attracted to it.

These people are not easy to mess with, Yan Xiaowang also specially told me a few days ago that they are not under his control, and they need to hide their identity as living people.

At first, I just wanted to make some people who knew Taoism, but now that I'm okay, I've been targeted by dog skin plasters, and it's estimated that it's a layer of meat when I tear it off.

Or don't you take him? At the very least, shut him up first.

Anyway, Shen Yu doesn't want to cook and clean for me all day long, and it's not bad to hire a free nanny.

If only things were that simple.

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

When Di Er came to my house again, he opened his mouth and asked me to teach him something.

I'm going to be a fart! What can I teach him.

Oh yes! I'm going to fart, why don't you give him a few?

Phew!

I'm going crazy, why did I suddenly come up with such a thing.

If he doesn't satisfy him, he will make trouble, which is even more annoying than Shen Yu in the state of a shrew.

Of course, Miss Shen Yu put down the 40-meter-long knife first, I didn't say that you were bad.

I discussed with Shen Yu and Shen Xue for a day, and even saved sleep, thinking about how to deal with woodland two.

In the end, we decided to ask Shen Xue to help.

I remember very well that on the first day Lin Di Er came to my house, he saw Shen Xue frightened.

As long as Shen Xue threatens him, he may be able to let him go.

It's so nice to think about, is it scary to be red-eyed? It's scary, but at the time it was said to outsiders.

Do you know the ghosts of people?

Some ghosts have no humanity at all, only ghost nature, and they only know how to seek people's souls to eat.

And although some ghosts have ghost nature, they can be easily suppressed and are very talkative like ordinary living people, which is human spirit ghosts.

Ever since Lin Di Er came to our house, he had determined that Shen Xue was both a red-eyed ghost and a human ghost.

Therefore, Shen Xue couldn't scare Lin Di Er at all, on the contrary, Lin Di Er hooked Shen Xue's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Sister Xue, you are so beautiful, do you have a partner?" I'll tell you first, I'm single and I've never been in a relationship. ”

Even ghosts are seduced, and you Timo is not human.

For the sudden appearance of woodland two, I can only complain or complain.

Dysphoria!

Pigeon! Pigeon Timo's!

Then lock the door and pretend that there is no one in the house.

It hasn't been broadcast for three days, and Yan Xiaowang was anxious again, and sent a message: Anchor Lin, did you start to swell when you became famous? It's been three days in a row, and the posts on the post are about to explode. The people who scolded you ace pigeons in the live broadcast room couldn't be sealed, and the house manager complained to me several times!

This is not the way to go.

Just as I was scratching my ears and cheeks, there was a loud knock on the door of the villa.

It must be the second place again!

"Anchor Lin! Help me! The red-eyed ghost asks for his life! ”

My ears pricked up and I smiled with satisfaction.

Shen Xue is still sensible, she is too annoying to see me, and she went to scare Di Er again.

But when I looked at me, Shen Xue was still sleeping there.

If it's not her, then really a red-eyed ghost has found him?

There are not many red-eyed ghosts in the ghost world, and since I saw Shen Xue, I haven't seen a second one.

I peeked out the window, and in the distance there was a red-eyed ghost floating towards Woodland II.

That's great!

Which eldest sister is so kind and helps me solve the problem.

Hurry up and eat him, let's be quiet.

Seeing that there was no answer to the knock on the door, the woodland turned around and saw that the red-eyed ghost was chasing after him.

He immediately turned around, took out a peachwood sword, bit his finger and applied it to the blade, and shouted tremblingly: "Bold ghost, I will not be welcome if you come over again!" ”

This product is finally like a Maoshan heir.

The wild ghosts wandering around saw the appearance of Woodland 2 like this, and they all retreated and did not dare to approach.

Only the red-eyed ghost still stepped forward.

In desperation, Lin Di Er pointed at the sky.

For a while, the wind and rain were raging, and the thunder roared.

"Ghosts have ghost roads, people have roads, they force each other everywhere, and the brave wins when they meet on narrow roads!"

After closing his words, the second woodland general rushed the blood-stained peachwood sword towards the red-eyed ghost.

In the end, it is a rare breed, the red-eyed ghost is not afraid, and a very casual sideways dodge, going around behind the second side of the woodland, trying to get on his body, and then make a decision.

Lin Di Er immediately collected the sword path and shouted: "Bold and powerful, Hugh is rampant!" ”

He silently recited the Diamond Sutra on the spot: First, the cause of the puja is like what I heard......

What a real talent! Have real skill!

I saw that the second woodland was dressed in golden light, and the red-eyed ghost was flying far away.

At this time, I was a little moved, did I really not save him?