Chapter 60: Hot Phoenix Hot slap
"Ugly brother, I'll wait for you to come back!"
"Wild chrysanthemum, this rain is getting heavier and heavier, be obedient, go back quickly!"
"Ugly brother, don't forget me!"
"Whoa...."
"What, I-hear-no-see, you-big-point-sound!"
"Nasty, snap!"
Jiang Augly touched his lips, after so many years, he still remembered that the corners of his cold lips touched the softness and charm that could not fade away for a long time when the warmth of the cold lips touched the side...
...........
"Smack!"
Jiang Achou was still thinking about the warmth of that memory, and with a snap, he pulled him back to reality.
He covered his face and hit his face, jumped up as if he had been stung by a bee, and quickly stepped back, some expectant and vigilant: "What are you doing?" ”
This tigress, doesn't she know that a man's face can't be beaten?
Isn't she jealous of herself?
But why? What happened back then, it was clear that she missed the appointment first. When he returns from martial arts, the wild chrysanthemums are already Luo Fu's husband!
Just beat yourself up, this unreasonable tigress!
"Scared? It's really a black blind man entering the door, and the bear is home! Can I eat you? ”
The female bandit is not loud, and her voice is not small. After saying it so lightly, the little minions below had already had to crawl away. After all, this mountain king can make them itch to death with a casual throw!
The candle flame flickered, and the heart beat like a drum.
Jiang Augly was at a loss, he rubbed his hands, lifted his pants, and said haha: "That... Wild chrysanthemum, that... It's still very bright outside, what are you doing with this candle? ”
It's still a red candlestick, and it's like a cave house!
In the end, Jiang Augly only dared to mutter in his heart, but did not dare to declare it.
Sai Fenghuang raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were even more obscure and shining.
Jiang Achou couldn't figure out the trick of this, so he laughed and laughed twice, and didn't dare to say "extinguished" again. Seeing that they were looking at each other very embarrassed, Jiang Achou yawned effortlessly and said with a dry smile: "What, you still have experience.. Hey, hey, it's up to you! ”
"Damn! Have your grandma an experience! ”
Sai Fenghuang couldn't bear it anymore, walked over and slapped Jiang Augly a few times.
Feel the heat on your face; Listen to the crisp sound of the slap. Jiang Augly was stunned, how could he say that he would fight it?
What did he say?
He didn't say anything!
Son, help!
Aunt Xiao, help!
Wild chrysanthemums are no longer the shy answers!
"What do you mean by covering your face?"
Sai Fenghuang dragged Jiang Augly up, "Did it hurt you?" ”
I'm always a man, and I can't show my cowardice in front of women. Especially this person is still a wild chrysanthemum! Qiang raised his head, trembling with freckles on his face, Jiang Augly said in a trembling voice: "I.... I'm afraid your hands hurt! ”
"Oh?"
Sai Phoenix's face was much more relaxed. But I heard Jiang Augly muttering: "If it hurts, it will be counted on me again, and it will not be me who will suffer at that time!" ”
Sai Phoenix gritted his teeth and gurgled: "Since you say so, if I don't fulfill it, you seem to be a little sorry that you are so smart!" ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand.
"Oops, Mom, Chrysanthemum... Wild chrysanthemums help! ”
Before Sai Phoenix's hand was raised, Jiang Achou closed his eyes.
At this moment, he no longer had the sassy and heroic posture of dealing with the black fat woman in front of the Treasure Pavilion, and he was trembling and waiting for the slap to fall.
Sai Feng was so angry that he raised his hand again, and when he was about to shoot it, his hand suddenly stopped.
The tea foam on that face was so kind, and the frightened closed eyes had turned many times in a dream.
"Boy Jiang, your martial arts are higher than my daughter, are you still afraid of her?"
"Auntie, good men don't fight women! Oh, wild chrysanthemums, you light! ”
Sai Phoenix's eyes gradually moistened,
Once upon a time,
There is a person who can't fight back and scolds himself!
Ho ho
Ho ho
Hahahaha!
tear
Silent!
laugh
Bigger and bigger!
I can't stop this tear and this laugh!
Sai Phoenix wiped it twice, hehe, this heart hurts a little!
Jiang Augly still closed his eyes and waited,
Tsk, why is the gasping sound a little loud?
Hey, why are you laughing again?
Obediently, this tigress doesn't want to insult him!
Oh my God, what to do?
How do you refuse?
Eh, why does it seem like water is falling?
It's raining?
Is this house leaking?
Jiang Achou slowly opened his eyes, and was so frightened that he quickly closed them, and only opened them again after a while. In the half-open and half-closed room, Jiang Achou secretly spied, but saw that Sai Phoenix's hand was weakly raised, and he looked like he was about to fall.
If you want to fight, hit it quickly, and put it down if you don't fight!
It's more worrying to wait like this than to slap the ground, right?
"Ugly brother!"
It's like a dream; As if sighing.
Jiang Achou hurriedly looked up, but saw that Sai Phoenix's face was full of tears, and his eyes were overflowing when he looked at him....
Sad?
This is?
Jiang Achou's heart trembled, he covered it up and panicked not to think about it, but just lowered his head and said to himself: "You can't fight yet, if you don't fight, I'll go to find Xiao Silly." ”
"Ugly brother, are you blaming me?"
Sai Phoenix seems to be going to carry out her sorrow to the end, and there is a kind of sentimentality of a noble lady in her words.
Jiang Achou touched the goosebumps on his body and listened patiently.
"Why didn't you come to me!"
The tea foam on Jiang Aqiu's face condensed into a tea stalk, and he covered his cheeks, looking like he had a toothache.
Master Guan, Master Stove, Land Grandpa, Land Grandpa... Come and manifest yourself, and let this female bandit let herself go!
Now that the master can't count on it, Jiang Achou hopes that the female bandit will be able to let herself go after she finishes sighing.
I heard that no matter how docile a woman is, there will always be a few days that she can't be messed with, although Jiang Augly doesn't know much, she instinctively feels that the current Phoenix can't be provoked!
But can't she go to someone else?
That's right
Jiang Achou clapped his hands, isn't there a ready-made one!
He suddenly became excited: "I said, don't you still have a little white face of the fairy tree?" I'm going to call it for you? Such a beautiful lady in the village, it's not good for us to snub it! ”
Saying that, Jiang Augly, a carp straightened up and got up from the bed: "Let's go, let's call someone for you!" ”
"Is that true?"
Sai Fenghuang stared at Jiang Achou with burning eyes, as if he was about to eat Jiang Achou.
For some reason, such a gaze reminded Jiang Aug of the female mantis that he had seen in the green grass with Sai Feng in those years, as well as the male praying mantis who had been eaten by the female praying mantis.
Unlucky, actually thinking of these!
......
Jiang Augly hesitated and sighed, "Naturally, you can't fake it!" After that, he didn't dare to look up.
As soon as these words came out, there was a dead silence in the room.
Sai Phoenix paused for a few breaths before suppressing the turbulence in his heart. Finally, he asked with cold eyes: "Do you really want me to find Xianmu?" ”
It was originally your wife, why did she make herself look like a pimp?
Jiang Augly dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, and was even more frightened.
Myself
Seems to have said the wrong thing?
What to do?