"Let's just say that there is a baby with him, you don't want to come yet."

It was the voice of the person who stole the Soul Pill that day.

Lin Dier seemed very reluctant to see him, and urged: "Hurry up and finish your things and leave." ”

"Where?"

"Master's crotch."

Lin Dier naturally called me Master, which made the thief very unhappy, and immediately reprimanded, "It's quite smooth!" Have you forgotten who the real Master is? ”

"I really want to forget."

Lin Di's unabashed answer made the thief even more angry, and he heard a "knock".

It was the sound of a punch hitting Woodland Two in the chest, and the power echoed in his chest.

"This is God's arrangement, you have no father and mother since you were a child, if I hadn't taken you in, I guess you would have starved to death on the streets. If you want to blame, you can only blame your bad life, admit it! You have to listen to me in this life, you don't have to choose! ”

Lin Dier was very painful, it was heartache, and he was even more angry, but he couldn't refute a word, so he had to change his words: "I just think it's a bit immoral for us to do this." ”

"What's lacking in morality, people live nothing but fame and fortune, our Maoshan has been pressed by Maoshan, it's impossible to be famous, and don't rely on skills to make profits?"

The thief left Woodland II alone and put a cold hand into my crotch.

"He's quite stocked, thick and big, and the chick on the other side must be very happy."

As he spoke, he turned his gaze to Shen Yu opposite.

"Don't mess around, we're just stealing."

"That's it! I see, it's a hassle to be sassy. After a period of fumbling, the thief took out a pill from my crotch, and asked again after a long time: "You said that the Soul Fixing Pill we stole before was fake, why can't I see it." I think this one is fake. ”

"You don't practice enough, of course you can't see it."

"Really? Seems like I know better than you. Don't forget that I am your master. ”

"What about my master, this person is someone who has been to the underworld, and he has subdued two red-eyed ghosts."

"It's pretty powerful, forget it, the things are in hand, I'll go first."

When the thief walked to the entrance and wanted to open the door, Shen Yu and I woke up.

No, strictly speaking, we were awake all the time, just pretending to be asleep, and now we're just getting up from the table.

The thief was at a loss, twisted the doorknob left and right, and asked, "Why can't the door be opened?" ”

"Of course it can't be opened, Meng Po is there to hold it."

I suddenly spoke, and the whole world was silent.

The thief and the woodland looked at each other, as if they were exchanging code words and discussing how to escape.

Of course, I wouldn't give them a chance, so I stood among them and looked at the thief first.

This thief is not very old, only a few years older than Woodland II, but he has a few rhymes when he dresses up.

Wearing a flat hybrid hat, the top bun is pinned with a wooden hairpin, and the yellow robe looks decent.

"Who are you? Why did you steal the Soul Fixing Pill and what was it used for? ”

I went straight to the point and didn't bother to talk nonsense.

And the thief is still looking around, unwilling to give up the possibility of escaping.

In order to avoid accidents, I ordered Meng Po to possess him, control his behavior, and free only his brain and mouth.

The thief knew that this was the end, so he had to tell the truth.

It turns out that the thief's real name is Mao Dashan, and he and the second woodland live in seclusion in Maoshan, pay attention! It's Maoshan, the Maoshan of Mao, not the Maoshan in our mouths.

They are also a sect that studies Taoism, but few people know that the money from incense cannot make up for their livelihood, so they decide to go down the mountain to make a living.

But the world is too realistic, and he was forced to do things like abduction, deception, stealing chickens and touching dogs.

A month ago, Mao Dashan accidentally posted a psychic talisman on his mobile phone and found a live broadcast of the underworld, judging from his past practice experience, I am the only living person on this platform.

So, they began to observe me, and concluded that I was stupid and rich, and I was a good person, and I was extremely easy to deceive.

Hearing this, I really want to hammer them to death with a small fist.

Stupidity is personal prejudice, the benevolent see the benevolent and the wise see the wise, I don't care about them, but why are good people easy to deceive.

The good people of this world have been indirectly strangled by you people.

I didn't plan to let them go, and I also considered that there was no thief organization behind them, but individual scammers, so I wanted to call the police to take them away.

Mao Dashan was definitely unwilling, his brows suddenly furrowed, his whole body was sweating, and he silently recited inaudible words in his mouth.

In a moment, we felt a sudden shake from the villa.

Then, Mao Dashan's hand could move.

He drew a spell in the air and stuck it to his head.

"Exorcist charms! Hell! Go out! ”

saw Meng Po bounce out of Mao Dashan's body like this and hit the door behind him.

This is a stubborn attempt to resist.

I was not afraid at all, and shouted: "Obsessed, what can a little trick do to help me!" It's up to you, Shen Yu! ”

Just like throwing a Poké Ball out of a Pokemon, I threw an arc with my bare hands and ordered Shen Yu to come forward and help me solve it.

Shen Yu's face was full of black lines, and he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "Why are you so middle two, no wonder they all call you comedian." ”

"Don't complain, hurry up! You all know how to do Taoism, now you can see what you can do. ”

I'm the boss here, do you still use me to deal with a thief, that's so faceless.

Let's say okay first, it's not that I can't beat Mao Dashan, I just give young people a chance to exercise.

Shen Yu stretched his waist and stood upright in front, his left index finger and middle finger stretched out, the remaining three fingers and half grips were placed in front of him, and his right hand also used the same gesture, but the fingertips were pushed under the palm of his left hand, and he said politely: "Brother Dao, please!" ”

This is a unique Taoist way of greeting, and the higher the hand, the more humble the giver is.

Shen Yu's height is moderate, generally speaking, the other party should return the gift with the same height.

However, Mao Dashan lowered the position of his hand by a slight inch, and responded very disdainfully: "Please!" ”

It's quite arrogant.

Of course, Shen Yu was not happy, took out the peach wood sword, bit his fingers, and applied it to the sword body, and drew another earth burial talisman to burn.

Mao Dashan smiled: "I have a bit of ability, but don't you know that the Earth Burial Spirit Talisman is overpowered by the Mandate of Heaven Ghost Talisman!" ”

As he spoke, he drew a spell and didn't even bother to take out the peachwood sword.

Shen Yu was furious, "Such a light enemy, I want to give you some color." ”

The light and shadow in the living room were staggered for a while, and Shen Yu was holding a peachwood sword, relying on the advantage of being one inch long and one inch strong, and launched attacks many times.

But Mao Dashan's Heavenly Destiny Suppressor Talisman was like an indestructible shield, forming a pale yellow barrier in front of him, blocking Shen Yu's attack.

"Xiaoyuyu, you can't do it! Sure enough, it's half-baked, and it hasn't grown for so long. ”

I laughed on the side, Shen Yu's nostrils widened, and a hot breath exhaled.

"Less nonsense! I'm just warming up, and I'm going to get in on the action! ”