Chapter 385: Poof!
"Come out for a moment!"
After giving a command to the yin mama, he walked out with his hands behind his back.
Yin Mama looked at the Queen Mother and saw the Queen Mother's head, so she followed behind the old man who carried the pot.
The Queen Mother watched the figure walking away, so she took her eyes off him, leaned back, glanced at Princess Pingyang, and said lightly:
"How did you mess with him?"
It was rare for the Queen Mother to look very curious, and Princess Pingyang endured her irritability. After thinking about it, showing a helpless and aggrieved look, she replied to the question: "Imperial grandmother, let Pingyang go back!" Binh Duong will be filial to you in the future! ”
I'm not old yet, do you want her to be filial?
The disgust that flashed in the Queen Mother's eyes did not hide from Princess Pingyang, Princess Pingyang lowered her eyes and was silent, and a coldness flashed in her eyes. This is her good grandmother, and she obviously doesn't talk about grandparents at all!
"Why don't you speak?"
The Queen Mother didn't seem to hear Pingyang's words to let her out, touched the crystal clear white jade ear bell next to her ear, and said lazily:
"It's okay, our grandparents and grandchildren have never spoken in one place, and this time they just sit together."
The Queen Mother can actually be approachable.
Princess Pingyang was moved at once, and called earnestly: "Imperial grandmother! ”
Pingyang is also a sincere character, calling people to the Queen Mother, although she is now walking lightly, in the end she has not taken off the previous reckless nature, so straight to bump over, straight into the Queen Mother's heartache.
After all, the Queen Mother is there at an age, although her face looks tender, her body bones are different from when she was young, and the Queen Mother Pingyang clearly felt that she was not admitting defeat and could not do it.
The Queen Mother held her waist and looked at Princess Pingyang with a gloomy face.
Just when the Queen Mother was about to get angry, she heard Princess Pingyang say sadly: "Grandmother Huang, tell me where Pingyang is ugly, how dare the old man with the pot say this about me!" ”
The Queen Mother's frowning brows calmed down suddenly, her eyes fell on Princess Pingyang's extraordinarily delicate figure after losing weight, and then moved to Pingyang Gong's beautiful and agile cheeks, and suddenly smiled!
This old man has a poisonous mouth, and he is even more ruthless to others, at least, from beginning to end, he has never said a word about his ugliness, but he has said that although he is beautiful, he is ruthless.
It seems that I am wrong to blame the old man? He's not actually indifferent to himself?
The back pot who was leading the Yin Mama to say something sneeze unconsciously and continued to make it bad, but he didn't know that the Queen Mother had a different kind of misunderstanding about him.
Seeing Pingyang rushing over, the guards on the side hurriedly rushed to pull Princess Pingyang away, but the Queen Mother shook her head.
Not only did she not blame, but the Queen Mother even patted Princess Pingyang's hand and comforted her perfunctorily: "It's okay, he is that character, you don't have to be angry with him, you can't do it." ”
Ambiguous, at first glance, it sounds like she is helping Princess Pingyang, but in fact, she is all protecting the old man.
Princess Pingyang was a little angry, pouting and unconvinced: "Imperial grandmother, you are so partial, it is clear that he is bullying people!" ”
It's just that I am in a worrying situation now, and I am still under the fence, and I am a piece of meat on someone's chopping board.
gently peeled off the stubble, but still begged the queen mother: "Can you let me go, I won't say it to the imperial grandmother, although I see that old man is annoying!" ”
I don't know if the old man's call for the old man annoyed the Queen Mother, or the arrogance inadvertently revealed by Princess Pingyang upset the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother pushed Pingyang away, sat up straight and said, "Don't blame your queen mother for saying that you are stupid and stupid, an old man who opens and closes his mouth in front of the mourning family, where is your upbringing?" ”
Princess Pingyang muttered in a low voice: "I didn't learn it all from you!" ”
Is this going to be a broken jar?
The Queen Mother was so angry that she threw down a jade ruyi in her hand, and the old man who was about to enter the house hesitated for a moment at the door and didn't come in.
"If you don't say anything, get out!"
The Queen Mother never had much patience, and the only bit she had was given to the old man who only liked to cook and wipe the golden pot.
"Just say, I'm not that old man!"
Princess Pingyang continued with a stiff mouth: "I just said that the imperial grandmother and I are really the ancestors and grandchildren of the in-laws. ”
Halfway through the words, Princess Pingyang remembered to be afraid. She shrunk back, not daring to say more.
"Go on!"
The Queen Mother reprimanded.
I said...... I said that I like to raise noodles just like my grandmother... Oops..."
The Queen Mother smashed the teacup in her hand fiercely, and Princess Pingyang finally closed her mouth with a sigh of surprise.
After all, this statement cannot be said completely. Pingyang held her head, if she hadn't dodged in time, she was afraid that she would be smashed out of a bloody hole by the Queen Mother.
"Queen Mother, Pingyang knows it's wrong."
Princess Pingyang pounced and knelt on the ground: "Pingyang doesn't dare to talk nonsense anymore." ”
She only said one sentence and then kept silent, for fear that if she said the wrong word again, she would have nowhere to find her life.
"Come in, what are you doing there?"
The Queen Mother didn't look at Princess Pingyang again, but only stared at the old man who walked in and looked carefully before she said a little boringly: "Just now you are angry because of this girl's words?" ”
Don't look over the blame, as if he doesn't want to hear or see and refuse to answer this stupid thing.
The Queen Mother sighed slightly, looking helpless to take him.
"Alright, sit down."
actually pulled the old man with the back pot to sit down? As if Fangcai's anger was nothing more than their delusion.
Although Princess Pingyang is a seven-point acting, she also has three points of truth, she really doesn't know why the Queen Mother held on to the old man who was behind the pot, and how she was so affectionate to him.
"Moisten that girl's throat too."
After the old man said awkwardly, he didn't say much while holding the teacup.
"Okay, don't talk about it in the future."
The Queen Mother also gave face to the old man who carried the pot, and instructed Mama Yin to serve refreshments to Pingyang.
Princess Pingyang got up in annoyance, thanked the Queen Mother, hesitated a little and thanked the old man who carried the pot.
"Try this pea cake, but it's not as delicious as you make." The queen mother knows that the old man is good at cooking, and his mouth is also picky, so he is also very picky about food, although he came to this Ping'an Temple because it is remote, and most of it is also because the vegetarian food here is really good.
"I don't eat this Raush, I'll give it to that stupid girl."
The old man with the pot still holding the teacup, looking twisted.
So that's okay with tea?
Could it be that the problem is dim sum?
Princess Pingyang squinted her eyes and her hands swirled back and forth between the teacups and refreshments. She had been observing the old man who had been carrying the pot, but she saw that he was also looking at her nervously when he looked at her.
It seems that I guessed correctly, this tea can't be eaten!
"I want water!"
After Pingyang informed Mama Yin, he also looked at the old man who was behind the pot proudly, and unexpectedly caught the chagrin that he didn't have time to hide in his dodged gaze.
Hehe, this old guy wants to hurt himself, no way!
A glass of water belly, sweet and clear.
Pingyang squinted his eyes with a look of satisfaction.
Well, she is really the slimmest and smartest princess in Daliang, and Ping'an's ones are as stupid as pigs.
However, the problem of drinking water also comes.
Pingyang clutched his stomach: Who said that? Drink water when you're hungry, and even more hungry?
That's right, it's Xiao Yu!
Princess Pingyang didn't know why Xiao Yu was so emotional, but now she personally experienced that kind of water was even more uncomfortable after pouring it into her stomach at once!
Well, the rice is not enough water to make up, I drink!
Princess Pingyang held her breath and drank a pot of water without leaving a drop.
"Hungry, huh? How good is it to eat a refreshment, you have to drink tea here, why toss yourself if you have nothing to do, even if you lose weight now, it is not as good as me. ”
The old man who carries the blame is simply quenched with poison on his tongue, and he can poison a person if he speaks!
Princess Pingyang held her breath and didn't want to pay attention to him, but the abdominal pain that changed from weak to strong made Princess Pingyang feel that something was wrong...
"This tea is poisonous? Poof...."
Before he finished speaking, there was a humiliating "poof" sound, accompanied by a steady stream of laughter and embarrassment.
Who hasn't let it go - like a fart!
Princess Pingyang comforted herself and was silent for a moment, until she felt that her stomach was round and full, and then she reluctantly smiled and said, "Queen Mother, I think... Poof..."
"Poof!"
At this moment, even the yin mama couldn't help but laugh aloud!
"You dead old man, what kind of medicine did you give me!"
At this time, Princess Pingyang has the heart to kill people. She really hates to scold people for blood.
However, in the current situation, she can neither speak loudly nor kill people.
Because of the endless stream of.... A steady stream of ....
Princess Pingyang's face turned red, and after a wave of pain passed, she muttered weakly: "Help me into the clean room." ”
Yin Mama didn't move, and looked at the Queen Mother first.
"Go ahead, this smell is a little bigger. Why are you so unruly, kid. ”
Pingyang clutched his stomach angrily: Is she unruly? It's clear that the old man is shameless!
The Queen Mother frowned in disgust and waved her hand to let people go quickly.
"Hurry!"
Princess Pingyang is about to cry, the old man who is behind the pot, I am inseparable from you! Although she knew what he wanted to do, Princess Pingyang still hated him for him.
What's even more hateful is that at the moment she turned around, the old man who was behind the blame actually deceived people too much and let out a treacherous laugh in the back.
Since then, she Pingyang has not shared the sky with this old man. It's useless for anyone to talk! It doesn't matter whose father this old man is! She'll definitely see Croton once and next time!
It's true!
Pingyang clenched his fists in vain and secretly made up his mind.
"Poof.."
"Eh, princess..."
The two spoke at the same time, but in different places.
Mama Yin and Princess Pingyang were both dumbfounded.
Princess Pingyang stammered, "Help me in!" Fast! ”
Yin Mama wanted to refuse, what pastime did she use when her mother-in-law who had never married was fine, that is, she kept cleaning and cleaning, and now it is already the limit to be able to endure sending Princess Pingyang in!
"Princess, you are at your own convenience, the old slave has gone out to serve the Queen Mother!"
That's right, she is a person next to the Queen Mother, and people like Princess Pingyang dare to call her, so she is not afraid of losing her life!
At this moment, Pingyang "poof" sounded again, this time louder than any other sound!
Oh my god, if you don't leave, you're going to be stuned!
Mama Yin had a gloomy face that had not been sunny all year round, and her steps became more and more urgent.
"Oops, old man. You deserve to be raised! ”
Princess Pingyang muttered or "poof" from time to time, but in the end it was much better than Fang.
She watched Mama Yin run quickly, and looked around again. When there was really no one around, she carefully searched for the position that the old man had just said, and she endured the discomfort on her body and groped around.
"Damn old man, you can touch it, where can you touch it?"
A clean room is so big, although it is used by the Queen Mother, it is difficult to change the efficacy and taste of its clean room. Pingyang was dizzy from the scents used to suppress the taste, and she looked at it, gritting her teeth and moving the bucket.
"Damn it!"
Putting up with the nausea and not feeling the nausea of the half bucket, Pingyang finally pushed it away, but to her disappointment, what was revealed was just ordinary floor tiles.
Although it is the place where the Queen Mother lives, after all, this is how luxurious it can be in Heian Temple.
"Poof!"
With this voice that stimulated her at any time, Princess Pingyang knocked it with her hand, and as expected, she heard an empty sound inside.
Pingyang was happy on his face, and the next moment he remembered what was just put on it, and he couldn't help but be stunned again.
However, time waits for no one, no matter how disgusting she feels, Princess Pingyang still dares to pry open the floor tiles. After getting into it and stepping on the ground, Pingyang had to endure the nausea to move the dangling gong bucket back.
In fact, Princess Pingyang is also too worried, the things used by the Queen Mother are naturally not very dirty, and the half of the bucket in the Gong bucket is also some agarwood crumbs and the like.
Finally got down, Princess Pingyang decided to go down, but who knew that this was just a dark room, with a bed and some food scattered on the table...
Princess Pingyang didn't feel like five thunderbolts, what about the secret way? What about the escape?
Therefore, the old man is still lying to himself, he can't see that he wants to break up the two of them!
"Damn how dare the old man lie to me!"
Pingyang bit a mouthful of silver teeth and slapped it on the table casually, shaking a piece of paper on the table.
"No, I'm going up!"
Staying above is just to endure the scolding of the Queen Mother, but if he hides here, Pingyang feels that he has to suffocate even if he is not crazy! What kind of character is Princess Pingyang, how can she tolerate such a thing.
She had just gone down the pits one by one, and she had to go up from those pits to go up. When I came down, I didn't think it was too difficult because I was afraid of being caught, but when I wanted to go up at this time, it took Princess Pingyang's strength to breastfeed.
She hummed and snorted, and occasionally climbed up, and finally climbed to the top before she was about to open the bucket with her hand, when she heard someone shouting again:
"What about people? Why is it gone? See if anyone has touched the mechanism on the wall! ”
"By the way, it can't be that the mechanism is opened, right? Where's the mechanism? ”
Princess Pingyang held her breath, her heart was entangled, if she said that she fell into the pit at this time, I don't know if anyone would believe it?