Text Chapter 44 I'm so angry!
Chapter 44: I'm so angry
This city guard is the peak cultivator of the Guiyuan Realm, and he is also burly, but he is born with a charming face, and even Uncle Zhou can't help but feel cold with that flattering appearance, he waved his hand and said: "It turned out to be a general, and that voice just now scared me." ”
The tone is neither humble nor arrogant, the demeanor is light, the eyes are slightly above the top, especially the arms that are swinging in disdain, I am really a genius in acting.
"I'm sorry, it's a small one with no eyes, I didn't see the Sword Sect Master handling the case here, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, otherwise I wouldn't dare to do this if I was given a hundred dares." The fat on the face of the city guard was almost crowded together, and he said with a smile: "I was originally conscientiously guarding the city gate, but I heard someone report to me, saying that someone was fighting in the downtown area, or a lot of cultivators, this general thought about the empire, guarding the city and protecting the people is my duty, when I heard the news, I was furious, these cultivators actually dare to make trouble, they are not afraid of the imperial law?" I was urinating at the time, and I forcibly held back the urine that had been brewing for three hours, so I ran over to maintain law and order, but I didn't expect the Sword Sect Uncle to be here, but he was too small. Since these people have annoyed you, they are naturally wicked people, and I will arrest them all. ”
Your kid's shameless personality is quite the demeanor of my master, yes, promising, Zhou Shao patted the city guard on the shoulder, looking like I am optimistic about you.
The city defender seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, his face was flushed, he waved his hand, and the soldiers in armor and full armor came forward one after another, wanting to tie up all the wicked people who opposed the great master of the Sword Sect.
The dwarf was in a cold mood, secretly lucky, but Gao Kui shook his head slightly, the dwarf snorted coldly, and had to give up resistance, and the rest of the demon demons also dispersed to protect the true yuan of the body, and let the soldiers who did not cultivate firmly tie them all into big zongzi.
Zhou Shao gratefully shook the big hand of the city guard and said, "You must judge the case impartially, and you must not affect justice because of the relationship between you and me, after all, we are all defenders of the imperial order." ”
"Don't worry, young man," the city guard said in a daze: "I will definitely deal with it impartially and will give you justice." Oh yes, young man, look, what crime should I use to arrest them in prison, and how much punishment should I use to eliminate the resentment of young heroes? ”
Zhou Shao's eyes were full of tears, and he said sadly: "They insulted my innocence!" ”
Yes?
The guards of the city all gasped, these people looked like normal people, I didn't expect them to like men!
Lao Tzu actually grabbed their hands when he tied them up just now!
The soldiers were eager to hide from their hands immediately!
Zhou Shao knew that they had misunderstood, coughed violently twice, and explained: "I am a beautiful man who guards himself like jade, his wife wants to take advantage of me, I would rather die than obey, I was beaten by them, and almost died, and the most vicious thing is that they also said that I want to touch his wife's breasts, my wife's breasts are so big, and I still need to touch other people's - oh oh, oh, I mean, my lady is so beautiful, I am full of food, and I want to touch others?" My lord, you can judge the case impartially, and you don't have to kill them, just break a few legs for them.
Zhou Shao saw Xiao Yun'er glaring at her, and hurriedly changed her words, my wife's breasts are not big, I just know it myself, I don't need to tell you.
The city guard gasped, you are as guarded as jade? Other people's ladies want to take advantage of you, and you swear to death? Are you being bullied to death or alive? What's the matter with the seven people who fell to the ground, and they had to break one leg each?
Who believes?
But the Great Master of the Sword Sect has spoken, this is the order!
The Sword Sect is one of the two pillars of the empire, and the words of the disciples of the Sword Sect are better than those of the city lord, and the city guard waved his hand, full of pride: "You and other wicked people, molesting good women and men on the street, making their exits dirty, insulting people's innocence, almost causing their beloveds to commit suicide, and even attacking in groups, according to the third additional clause of Article 316, Paragraph 257 of Chapter 98 of the Imperial Law, you will be beaten with fifty military rods and executed immediately!" ”
"You dog officer!"
The dwarf was furious, he suddenly raised his hand, and a mysterious light suddenly burst out in his palm, turning into a sharp sword, and it went straight to the throat of the city guard.
It's up to you to do it! Fight with me, master, you are still too tender! Zhou Shao smiled, waved his sleeves, and a Xuanqing-colored Taiji appeared out of thin air, blocking in front of the city guard, and the sharp sword touched Taiji, which was like a mud cow entering the sea, only ripples, and then returned to nothingness.
Sure enough, it was the great master of the Sword Sect, and he resolved the angry attack of the master of the Yin and Yang Realm with an understatement, and the city guard was extremely angry, this thing actually dared to make a move on this general, he pointed at the dwarf and said angrily: "This person made a move against the imperial soldiers, from today onwards, he is the enemy of the empire!" Come, tie him up, and kill him in the street! ”
"No one is allowed to do anything, or I will destroy your whole family!" Gao Kui's face was gloomy, he looked around with cold eyes, and said in a low voice: "If it's a big deal, no one can afford it!" It's all for Lao Tzu to load his grandson! ”
"Lao Tzu stands up to the sky and the earth, and he is about to kill this dog official! Since the cultivation, from birth to death, Lao Tzu has frowned, but Lao Tzu can't stand half of the grievances, even if his soul is scattered immediately, Lao Tzu will kill the bastard surnamed Zhou and this dog official! ”
The dwarf looked up to the sky and laughed, he stepped out in one step, two feet before and after, one foot on the yin, one foot on the yang, the two qi rays rose against the sky, connecting the heaven and the earth, the dwarf's short body also skyrocketed several times in an instant, finally the size of an ordinary person, he stretched out his hand and slowly grabbed the throat of the city guard, the infinite spiritual power in the air was pulled and twisted by him, and he could clearly see that the light was also bending!
Yin and Yang are spiritual, condensing the power of heaven and earth!
Zhou Shao noticed that the air around him had become a viscous liquid, oily, making him move countless times slower, and the dwarf's palm seemed to be slow, but in the next second, it had already choked the throat of the city guard.
The defender's eyes were full of horror, and he grabbed the dwarf's arm with both hands, trying to break free, but the palm that clung to his throat became tighter and tighter, and he almost lost his breath.
"Your hatred is on me, why do you want to attack him?"
Zhou Shao slowly came to the dwarf, although the aura around him was controlled by the coercion of the Yin and Yang Realm, but for him, these were not obstacles at all, Qiankun Ding's ability to absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth was beyond everything, and the thick aura did not stop his steps, but made him improve his cultivation a lot, and in the blink of an eye, he actually opened ten air holes again.
"You are a hero, a hero who dares to resist power, in this regard, I respect you as a man, you are more bloody than your accomplices, enough for you. If you weren't going to kill me, I really wanted to make friends with you, wouldn't it be nice for us to have a glass of wine and visit the Qinglou. ”
Zhou Shao grinned, he didn't go to rescue the city guard, but released all the yuan power in the Qiankun Ding, and the more majestic aura poured into the dwarf, and the momentum several times that of the dwarf pressed it in an instant, and he couldn't breathe, and the dwarf's enlarged body was also rapidly declining, and it returned to its original appearance again in the blink of an eye.
And the body of the city guard fell to the ground due to the dwarf's detachment, and the city guard wanted to cry, you two great gods are fighting, why do you want to pull my little ghost in?
"You have a Dao heart, even if I destroy your dantian qi sea, your cultivation will be restored, yes or no? And it's hard for me to kill you because you're going to heal yourself, right? ”
Zhou Shao asked, when he fought with Lu Zhanming before, he discovered that the Yin Yang Realm master was particularly resistant to fighting.
The dwarf raised his head arrogantly and sneered: "Yes, you can't kill me, this is the gap in the realm!" ”
"I can't kill you, I'm so angry, hey, forget it, this is fate, you go, I won't kill you, master."
Zhou Shao shook his head and sighed, patted the dwarf's shoulder, turned around and walked away.
A strange flame rose from the dwarf's shoulder, quickly spreading the dwarf's whole body, the dwarf had a long mouth, and before it had time to shout, the body was bathed in flames, and the breath became a pile of ashes!
Samadhi is really hot!