Chapter 025: Don't shout
"Xu Wenruo?"
"Senior?"
The two on the ground finally regained some consciousness, looked at each other, and suddenly, both of them were stunned.
It turned out that it was Xu Wenruo who beat himself!
It turns out that the hooligan is a senior?
Both men began to look at each other.
Jiang Che was hit in the face by Xu Wenruo's broom, half of his face was red and swollen, and his body was not without clothes, but wrapped in a women's down jacket, red, and the zipper had not been pulled yet.
Xu Wenruo was pressed under his body, and this time, half of her consciousness did not come back, and she was holding the hand of something, still thinking about rubbing her head.
"Kid, why did you get here?"
Fortunately, Jiang Gugu was quick and grabbed Xu Wenruo's collar, so he didn't fall down, but after holding on for so long, if she didn't get up, he would have to go to the store.
"I-"
Jiang Che just wanted to explain, but the expression on his face changed.
"What's wrong with you?"
Xu Wenruo asked subconsciously.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Che looked down at Xu Wenruo with a shocked expression.
"What did I do?"
Xu Wenruo was a little inexplicable, I just felt a headache and wanted to rub my head, but I couldn't pull my hand out, and I caught something.
Well? What is it?
Wait, Xu Wenruo reacted, and the whole person froze.
"I didn't do anything!"
Xu Wenruo immediately withdrew his hand as if he had been bitten by a snake, and it was over, as if the thing he touched just now was a very terrible thing.
"Little brother, are you comfortable wearing women's clothes?"
Jiang Gugu couldn't hold it anymore, and his hand pulling at the collar was about to run out of strength.
"Oh, I'm sorry—"
As soon as Jiang Che lowered his head, he remembered that he was in too much of a hurry to escape, so he casually pulled a down jacket, wrapped it and ran out, and the zipper of the dress was not closed.
"Stop the ink, get up, I can't hold it!"
Jiang cooed and roared.
Xu Wenruo and Jiang Che reacted at this time, and hurriedly sat up separately.
Xu Wenruo caught Jiang Gugu and held it in his palm again, but thinking of what he had just touched, he hurriedly put Jiang Gugu on his shoulder and rubbed his hand on the floor.
Sin, sin, she didn't do anything just now, she didn't do anything.
Jiang Che sat for two seconds, then immediately stood up and pulled up the zipper of his clothes first.
"You-"
"You-"
The two men spoke in unison.
"Let's talk first!"
Jiang Che touched his nose and stood aside.
"Y-what just happened?"
Xu Wenruo took a good look at Jiang Che, in addition to the swollen place by her, his smooth legs and toes, as well as his lush leg hair, and bulging head, made Xu Wenruo a little dazed.
After Jiang Dudu recited the incantation, what happened to him?
When this matter was mentioned, Jiang Che was at a loss at first, and when he finished speaking, he was furious.
After Jiang Dudu cast a spell on him, he found that he had changed back, but the place where he changed back was a little awkward.
Because, he appeared directly on the beam of the dance club's club house, or the kind of sitting posture where he didn't sit firmly and fell headfirst to the ground in the next second.
There is no doubt that when he reacts, he will no longer be able to get rid of the gravitational drop of the center of gravity.
It's nothing to fall a dog and eat shit, but the next second someone is called a hooligan, and people step on it several times, that's sad.
But this sad urging, before he could reminisce, the reality of being naked made him collapse even more.
He is a big man, in this winter, directly naked, throwing a dog gnawing mud on all fours, and became smaller before adding it, and now the schoolbag and clothes are all gone.
This day is simply a black hole in the history of life!
Not to mention, after wearing the clothes left by the girl, she was beaten by Xu Wenruo and made her touch her own-
I can't live this day!
Jiang Che covered his face, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get into.
"The hooligan is inside, junior, you have to help us teach him a lesson!"
Before he could think about anything, Xu Wenruo heard a voice outside.
"Let's go, let's run!"
didn't have time to think, Xu Wenruo pulled him to the side of the corridor and went out directly through the window.
As a result, there was a pond outside the window, and the two men jumped directly into the water.
In the cold winter, even if there is a sun, the temperature close to the evening, whether it is in the water or in the air, is suffocating.
"Oh-"
Xu Wenruo was so cold that he almost couldn't breathe.
"It's so cold!"
Even Jiang Gugu also had a cold feeling.
"Ahh
Jiang Che stood up from the water and began to sneeze directly.
"What about people?"
"It was still there just now!"
The voices of the young ladies came from the house, and they had now found the house.
"My down jacket is gone!"
"Hooligan, it turned out that he stole clothes!"
The theft of clothes was also discovered.
Xu Wenruo covered his mouth to prevent himself from shouting, his body trembled like a sieve, and he immediately pushed Jiang Che to run to the shore.
Jiang Che also reacted, and after going ashore, he stretched out his hand and pulled her up, and the two of them ran out without looking back, one barefoot and the other wearing shoes.
They didn't run until they couldn't run anymore, and the two stopped.
"It's cold—"
As soon as he stopped, Xu Wenruo felt that he was about to be frozen to death.
"Hurry up, you go back and change your clothes first!"
Jiang Che gasped and pushed her away, they had run so far that they had already chosen the most remote route and walked in the direction of the girls' dormitory.
"And what do you do?"
In comparison, Jiang Che's situation is even worse.
"I'm dressed like this, I can't run, you hurry back and change your clothes, bring me some clothes I can wear!"
Jiang Che shrugged his shoulders and patted his chest, "You have to believe me, I'm a sportsman, I'm not afraid of winter swimming, am I still afraid of the cold?" ”
"But you're sneezing—"
If you're not afraid of the cold, what are you afraid of?
"It's mainly to dress like this to go back to the dormitory, shame, you better help me find some decent clothes!"
Jiang Che looked at his bare feet with a sad face, and shook his head with Xu Wenruo.
Indeed, it is not very good to go back to the dormitory like this.
"Then you wait for me!"
Xu Wenruo understood, stuffed Jiang Gugu on his shoulder into Jiang Che's hand, and ran away without looking back, saying as he ran, "I'll be back soon!" ”
"I'll wait for you to come back!"
Jiang Che waved his hand reluctantly.
"Boy, what do you want to do!"
Jiang Gugu was very backbone, he jumped out of Jiang Che's hand, although he looked very embarrassed when he fell, but he still cocked Erlang's legs very seriously and looked at him with a serious face.
"What do you mean?"
Jiang Che didn't understand.
"I warn you, don't hit my daughter-in-law's idea!"
Jiang Gu clenched his fists as a threat.
"I forgot, he's your son!"
It was the first time that he was so pitted by the gods, Jiang Che had no place to vent his anger in his heart, and at this moment, when he was brought up, he could just theorize.
"He likes Xu Wenruo?"
"Definitely, there are a lot of beauties in this school, and the dance club just now-"
Jiang Gugu wanted to persuade him, but before he could finish speaking, he interrupted him.
"Then I'm going to snatch Xu Wenruo over!"
Do you like it? Sorry, I like it too, then she's mine!
"You dare?"
Toasting without eating and drinking, Jiang Gu stood up angrily.
"What am I afraid of?"
The rabbit is forced to be anxious, and it will bite people, Jiang Che is not afraid of these immortals at all now, not to mention, Jiang Gugu is still a man without mana.
"What are you doing?"
Suddenly mentioned it, Jiang Gugu was a little flustered.
"I remember, your son said, if you throw you away, you can't die, right?"
Jiang Che was ready to throw the shot put, and without waiting for Jiang Gugu to answer, he directly threw him out with an arc.
Anyway, you can't die, and staying here is also a hindrance!