Chapter 304: Terrifying Aunt Hei
Syllable!
Xiao Lu Lu received a slap on the back of the head.
"It's no big or small, who asked you to agree, he was obviously calling me! You've got to call me Daddy too! "'Zhang Mingyuan' scolded loudly.
Xiao Lu Lu struggled out of his hand, and ran away, saying loudly as he ran: "Bullshit! Stinky Daming, I'm not your son! You see everyone who calls you son, you want to be a father and you want to be crazy! ”
"Don't run!" Da Ming pointed to Xiao Lu Lu's back and scolded.
"Slightly!" Xiao Lu Lu turned around and stuck out his tongue at Da Ming, and then hit the tree in front of him with a bang.
This hit was not light, but Xiao Lu Lu stood up in an instant and ran away happily as if he was not injured at all.
"Bullshit bear kids." Da Ming said angrily, walked in front of the big pit, waved his big hand, a light flashed, and the big pit was filled in an instant and returned to normal.
Then he turned his head to look at Zhang Kang, who was still sluggish, and patted Zhang Kang's shoulder: "Xiaokang, just by the 'daddy' you just called me, you will be my son in the future!" I've got your back! If anyone dares to bully you, tell Daddy, and Daddy will settle it for you! ”
Zhang Kang's heart is like falling into an ice cave.
This character is really the same.
It turns out that Zhang Mingyuan really came up with my fantasy based on the person Daming?
At this time, Aunt Hei also ran over: "Xiaokang, you are here, let me find it." ”
"Yo, the black girl is here." Da Ming said.
Aunt Hei rolled her eyes: "Get out, who is your daughter." ”
"No big, no small, how can you talk to your dad like that?" Da Ming asked.
Aunt Hei raised her hand, Da Ming was startled, and ran away: "You wait, I'll let you call me dad obediently sooner or later!" ”
"Xiaokang, ignore him." Aunt Hei walked up to Zhang Kang, "He's a psychopath, everyone he calls his son and daughter when he sees him, and the old man Damu beat him up before, and he's still like this." ”
Zhang Kang stared at her, looked up and down, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
She was indeed wearing clothes, and Zhang Kang thought that she had painted some ghost paint on her body as clothes.
"Xiaokang, what did you run just now? Do you know how much I miss you? ”
Zhang Kang's eyes rolled and said, "Aunt Hei..."
Aunt Hei hugged him tightly in her arms: "Hey! You've finally remembered me! ”
Depend on! Facial ......
Zhang Kang almost suffocated!
Finally pushing her away, Zhang Kang took a few breaths of fresh air and said, "Actually, I didn't think about it, but I want to recover my memory, can you help me?" ”
Aunt Hei's expression changed slightly: "Hey, you don't have to recover your memory, it's good." ”
"But I can't remember who you are, how embarrassing it is."
"Let's just introduce ourselves all over again." Aunt Hei said.
"Uh... I think it's better to recover your memory. ”
The smile on Aunt Hei's face disappeared instantly, and she asked with a cold expression, "Why do you want to recover your memory?" Do you want to run again? Yes? Say! Do you want to run again! ”
A violent murderous aura burst out from her in an instant, Zhang Kang realized that something was wrong, turned around and wanted to run, but was grabbed by Aunt Hei.
"I won't let you run anymore!" Aunt Hei's hand grabbed Zhang Kang's wrist like iron pliers, dragging him forward like a dead dog: "It seems that I have to find a way to turn you into a fool!" That way you'll never run! Always by my side! ”
Zhang Kang was about to cry, this character is really similar to the Holy Mother of Black Lotus!
He hurriedly said: "Aunt Hei, I don't want to run, I just..."
"Shut up!" Aunt Hei stretched out her finger and pointed it at Zhang Kang's head, Zhang Kang only felt a powerful force rushing into his body from his head, his limbs couldn't move in an instant, and his mouth couldn't speak.
Damn, a little acupoint?! Zhang Kang was shocked.
"Be quiet, you're a good boy!" Aunt Hei carried him on her shoulders, and soon carried him into a dilapidated room and put him on a broken iron bed.
Aunt Hei seemed to be very excited, humming a song and rummaging in the house for something, and soon, she screamed in surprise and found a terrifying electric drill.
As soon as I pressed the switch, buzzed, the electric drill started, and Aunt Hei tried to drill the wall with it, and with a bang, the wall was easily drilled through.
"It still works! Great! Aunt Hei turned around, walked into Zhang Kang with a cruel smile, picked up a red pen and drew a few red crosses on Zhang Kang's head.
"Just drill a few holes in these places, and you'll become demented, and you'll be honest with me from now on!" Aunt Hei smiled like a devil, "Xiaokang, hey, hey, be your Aunt Hei's little toy!" Hahahaha! ”
Aunt Hei's laughing 'flower branches' trembled.
Zhang Kang's heart was cold to the soles of his feet.
it! Finished!
I was pointed, I couldn't move or speak, and I couldn't even resist this time!
Wipe! Which kind angel sister came to save me! I don't want to be demented!
"Don't cry, don't get excited, believe in Aunt Hei's methods, you won't have pain!" Aunt Hei stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, picked up the drill and aimed at Zhang Kang's head, and slowly drilled down.
The drill bit is getting bigger and closer in Zhang Kang's sight...
Help me! Help me!
Zhang Kang could only shout in his heart!
Just when the drill bit was about to drill into Zhang Kang's head, and Zhang Kang was already in tears, the knock on the door sounded urgently.
"Who?" Aunt Hei stopped moving, turned her head and asked.
There was no response, only a knock on the door.
"Damn, who the hell dares to spoil the good things of the old lady?" Aunt Hei walked to the door with a drill and opened the door, but there was no one outside the door.
Aunt Hei closed the door with a puzzled face, and looked back to see that Zhang Kang was gone.
"Ahh Aunt Hei erupted with a piercing scream!
Pond side.
Zhang Kang regained his mobility, looked at Xiaomeng on the side, gasped and said, "Thank you!" Thank you for saving your life! ”
"Aunt Hei loves you so much." Xiaomeng looked at the lake, and her voice was cold, "But she doesn't know that this kind of love will ruin others, so over the years, no one has dared to approach Aunt Hei, except for you before." ”
I used to be so stupid, I ate the bear's heart and leopard gall! Zhang Kang scolded angrily in his heart.
"I can help you regain your memory." Xiaomeng turned his head to look at him and said.
"Really?" Zhang Kang was excited, "Thank you so much..."
Xiaomeng interrupted him: "But you have to sleep with me first." ”
Zhang Kang's expression froze.
Sister, can we be normal!
"I want a baby, but I don't like anyone but you." Xiaomeng said.
"Ahh I think... This thing... Forehead... Feelings can be cultivated slowly, why don't you help me recover my memory first, in the process we may have a little spark of love, and then sleep or something will naturally become a matter of course, right? ”
"No, you have to sleep with me first, otherwise, I'll give you back to Aunt Hei." A hint of cunning suddenly appeared in Xiaomeng's eyes.