Chapter 164: It turned out to be him
"Jiang Che, you-you're crazy?"
Xu Wenruo stared at him incredulously with a pair of eyes.
What did he just do?
He kicked the two immortals directly into the mud!
"Crazy? Little girl, who are you talking about? ”
Jiang Che floated in front of Xu Wenruo, reached out and grabbed her chin, looked at her with a grim look, a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and the strength in his hand was not gentle.
"What are you doing, let go of my daughter-in-law!"
Jiang Dudu struggled.
"Let go? I finally grabbed it, why did you say just let it go? ”
Jiang Che scolded loudly.
"Gollum—"
The head of the ghost king also disappeared under the bursting of several bubbles, leaving only Jiang Dudu, Xu Wenruo and Jiang Che.
"You're not Jiang Che, who are you?"
Xu Wenruo realized that this person was not Jiang Che, although he had his memory, but in essence, the two people were too different.
Jiang Che is a simple and kind person who has no scheming, how can such an insidious and treacherous person be Jiang Che.
"I'm him, but you know! Ha ha! ”
Jiang Che pressed Xu Wenruo's head down as he spoke, only pressing her until there was only one head left, which was satisfactory.
"Don't touch my daughter-in-law, it's kind of coming at me!"
Jiang Dudu twisted his body and shouted loudly.
"Naturally, I won't come at her, because her body is you!"
Jiang Che let go of Xu Wenruo, and when he arrived in front of Jiang Dudu, he grabbed her neck and lifted him up directly from the mud.
"You wait for Lao Tzu!"
Jiang Dudu didn't say a word, he came up and punched, but it was like hitting the side of the steel, Jiang Che didn't feel anything, but he was already holding his fist, and it hurt so much that he was in tears.
"Okay, I'll wait for you!"
Jiang Che slashed down with a palm, and Jiang Dudu's eyes darkened, and he fainted to the side.
"What are you going to do?"
Xu Wenruo wanted to break free, but she couldn't break free at all, she had only one head left on the water, she couldn't do anything, she couldn't do anything.
"I need strength!"
Jiang Che fell into the mud again, clinging to Xu Wenruo tightly, no, it was holding him, the bodies of the two people under the mud were almost conjoined babies, this development caught people off guard.
"What do you want to do?"
Xu Wenruo felt bad, not good, there seemed to be something on her body.
Mom, this dead pervert, he shouldn't like men, right?
"I want to swap bodies with you!"
Jiang Che smiled, his forehead was just against Xu Wenruo's forehead, the tips of the noses of the two people touched each other, their breaths touched each other, and when they blinked, their long eyelashes could sweep each other's faces.
"Swap bodies?"
Xu Wenruo was stunned, is it the soul exchange she understands? Just like at the beginning, is he in Jiang Dudu's body?
"What do you think? I've been coveting this body for a long time? ”
Jiang Che reviewed Xu Wenruo's face with appreciation, to be precise, it was Jiang Dudu's face, and sighed:
"I fell in love with this skin last year, and after so many years, I can finally have a body that fits my soul!"
These words were like thunder, Xu Wenruo was dizzy and dizzy when he heard it.
He couldn't understand the meaning of his words.
"Do you think that when I approached you, I really fell in love with you?"
Jiang Che laughed for a while, then his face changed, he looked at Xu Wenruo seriously and disdainfully, and spit out two words - naïve.
That's right, it's naïve.
Jiang Che is the physical body of a human being he chose, and his soul was eaten by him long before he met Xu Wenruo, and Jiang Che after this was all disguised by him.
That day, downstairs in the girls' dormitory, he quickly noticed that Xu Wenruo had a faint immortal aura on his body, so he chased after him, unscrupulously trying to get close to him, wanting to find out the immortals who came into contact with him.
Sure enough, he saw Jiang Dudu, this mildew god who had a headache in the Six Realms.
"You know what? I've been planning for thousands of years! ”
In the past thousand years, he has been planning and waiting, originally thinking that everything would have to wait for another thousand years, or even tens of thousands of years, but he didn't expect that this time, he would be so lucky.
Jiang Dudu actually sent it to the door in person.
"You know what? All the gods of luck have been cursed by me! ”
Jiang Che sneered, showing off, and began to tell Xu Wenruo the story from many years ago.
"I'm also a fairy, but because of my attributes, I've been suppressed, bullied by my colleagues, and even devoured by demons and monsters!"
Thinking of the sad journey from becoming a god to the present, Jiang Che couldn't help but feel sad.
This position of god is not what he wants, it was assigned to him by the Emperor of Heaven, at the beginning, he was very happy, after all, it is not easy to become a god, how many people have squeezed their heads, and they have not succeeded.
He thought that his success could bring him immortality and eternal peace, but he never expected that this divine position would directly send him to hell.
That's right, hell.
I just sealed my god, and I wanted to get to know my colleagues excitedly, but I didn't expect that as soon as I heard his identity, everyone shook their heads and waved their hands, and fled far away.
After being isolated for several days, he realized that something was wrong, and hurried to the Emperor of Heaven to ask him to change positions with him, but the Emperor of Heaven put good wine and food on the table and comforted him.
He told him that this divine position was a popular divine position, and no one else could ask for it, and the reason why everyone alienated him was because they knew that he had grabbed this divine position.
Originally, after becoming a god, you have to be pure and have few desires, and bear the unbearable cold in the high places alone, this is the truth that you should understand when you cultivate!
He was deceived by him for five hundred years, and for five hundred years, he only taught him spells and did not let him go to the human world to perform tasks, and after five hundred years, he learned all the spells, and when he said goodbye to the heavenly realm and went to the human world to perform the task, he understood the truth.
This divine position only belongs to the human world, and it can only remain in the human world.
And this immortal, human beings don't like it very much, whether it's a human, a god, or other demons and monsters, as soon as they hear this name, they grit their teeth angrily, and when they see him, they can't wait to catch him and tear him apart.
He was in the human world, and he was terrified, and he finally survived to return to the heavenly realm, and wanted to go to the Emperor of Heaven to make it clear, but as a result, the Emperor of Heaven had already asked the guards to strengthen their guards, and he was unwilling to see him again.
He went several times, but to no avail.
The answer that can be obtained is only the message of the petty official:
"The Emperor of Heaven said, everything is fate, I can't help the Immortal Monarch, please go back!"
In this way, he was forced to accept this divine position.
"Do you know how people laugh at me?"
With tears in his eyes, Jiang Che seemed to have returned to many years ago and met the immortals of the year.
"They all laughed at me, and they just alienated me on the surface, but behind the scenes, they laughed at me, saying that I had done my own evil and could not live?"
How is it that he has done his own evil and cannot live?
Everything is a lie and deception of the Emperor of Heaven, and these immortals are all hiding away from him, and none of them are willing to pay attention to him, tell him, and remind him.
But if there is an immortal who kindly reminds him, he will not end up like this.
"So, I hate, I'm going to make them all pay, I'm going to make them all die!"
As a result, there was the great demise of the gods three thousand years ago, and the death of the lucky god, which was also arranged by him.
"I'm a god, I exist to be sanctioned, do you know how hard it is for me to live?"
The sentient beings dislike him, and they have to find all kinds of ways to avoid him, hurt him, and even some who are forced to do their best with him.
He had practiced the Tao for thousands of years, and it was consumed like this, bit by bit, like ants eating bones, bit by bit, and finally gathered into one, crushing the last straw in his heart.
"Since they are unkind, then don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Why can you be at ease and at ease, while I have to live a life of fearlessness every day? I don't accept it, I'm not reconciled, I want revenge, I want revenge!
You immortals, and even other beings in the Six Realms. They are all my enemies, and one day, I will make you pay the price, let you taste the hardships I suffered back then, and then I will wipe you all out!
"What the hell are you?"
Xu Wenruo listened to him for a long time, but the most critical point was that he never heard it, what was his identity, and what did the Emperor of Heaven do for him? How could it make him have such a big grudge?
"Broom Star, you know?"
Jiang Che pointed to the sky, this hint was already obvious.
"So it's him?"
Yue Lao, who was hiding in the shadows, opened his mouth wide and looked incredible.
"Who?"
Liu Xu didn't know him anyway, but after hearing him say so much, it seems that his god position is very disgusting, this disgusting is still the existence of the six realms, thinking about it, except for that one, I really can't think of a second one.
Could it be the one?
"That's it, it's the same as Jiang Dudu!"
Yue Lao patted his thigh, and finally knew who this person was, he was the broom star that flew up after him tens of thousands of years ago - Tianji!
This person is also a person who thinks very highly of himself, before he ascended, he was a rich and powerful son in the family, and cultivating immortals was just a whim, but it really made him succeed in cultivating by mistake.
When he chose a position in the temple, Yue Lao was also there, and originally this god position did not need to be assigned by the Emperor of Heaven, but on the contrary, this Tianji was too arrogant, and none of the gods assigned by the temple officials took a fancy to him, he only clamored to see the Emperor of Heaven and asked the Emperor of Heaven to make an exception for him and seal a good god position.
So, the shocked Emperor of Heaven, seeing his stupid appearance, didn't know whether it was punishment or mischief, so he gave him the position of this moldy god.
The other colleagues, not without persuasion, those who flew with him all told him in private to let him remove the position of broom star and come back to be a petty official, but he didn't want to, so he left the words that came out of his mouth.
However, those words were all his own subjective thoughts, which really made Yue Lao say that he looked down on low-level priests too much at that time, and only blindly went to visit the gods, the gods were busy, where did he have time to pay attention to him?
As for the Emperor of Heaven, whether he said those words or did those things, Yue Lao does not know.