Chapter 9 The Scoundrels Are Coming

What does it feel like to hang yourself?

The chest cavity was suffocated and suffocated, and it could explode at any time; The tongue sticks out of the mouth as hard as it can, and only then can it continue to breathe; The eyeballs almost turn up into the brain, and with more force, they can pop out of the eye sockets; I can't hear much in my ears anymore, only buzzing......

Grass!

Zhou Shao struggled to straighten his neck that was numb to pain, and his hands grasped the rope that strangled his chin, struggling before he died.

Did he Lao Tzu obviously fall into the sewer, why did he suddenly become hanged?

Although he didn't know what was going on, when he was in a trance, Xu was able to open his eyelids and look around - the advantage of hanging in the air is that his vision is very good and very open.

It was a simple old house, with a simple table, chairs and beds, but judging by the painted wooden furniture, this was not his 200 yuan a month rental house.

"Help......

He pulled his hoarse throat with all his might, calling for help, but unfortunately his voice was too weak, and he couldn't even get out of this room, especially after shouting, the last breath he was holding in his chest was also released, and the feeling of suffocation was like a flood beast, fiercely pounced on his mind.

Is it possible that the name of a lifetime will be buried on this thin rope?

With a severe lack of oxygen in his brain, his consciousness became deeper and deeper, and he sank into the vast darkness little by little.

"Xiao Shao really can't think about it, hang himself!

But before he fell unconscious, he heard a pig-killing roar, and then the door was kicked open, and several people poured in, hugged his legs and feet in a panic, and dragged him down—

Originally, he was not in a coma, but after being dragged twice, the rope that strangled his throat was directly stuck in his throat, his eyes rolled up, and he completely fainted, these people want to kill people!

It's late autumn, and that's the benefit of the countryside, the breath is tranquil, quiet and peaceful, and there is no impetuousness and stuffiness of the big city at all-

But the wind was too cold, and it was very tricky, picking the gaps such as the sleeves and necklines to drill into the body, and the biting cold was frantically attacking the "delicate" body, Zhou Shao's teeth trembled, and he tightly tightened his trouser belt in the coldness.

The robe was thin, and it was late autumn now, so his body couldn't keep out the cold at all, his lips were black, and he was trembling all over.

It's just that he hanged himself in a daze and was almost dragged to death, and it was just another wreck in a daze, for Mao! For Mao, even the land has been occupied by other people's families!

There is no land, no food, no parents and relatives, no daughter-in-law, concubines, brothers, sisters, and daughters-in-law, and the rice tank at home is full of grains, seeing that the midwinter season is coming, what can I do in the next days, God, just freeze to death!

In the distance, some villagers pointed at him and whispered:

"You say he's stupid or not, his family's land has long been planted by the second master of the Zhou family, and he actually wants to sell it, not to mention that the old lady Zhou is not allowed to sell the land, and it is impossible for the second master of Zhou to agree."

"Xiao Shao sold his land to raise money, and went to Sifang City to fight for the quota of the Lingyun Sword Sect, what kind of high-ranking existence is the Sword Sect, that is an immortal, what can we farmers think?"

"Although the Lingyun Sword Sect has given us two places in the county seat, but the places will be occupied by the county lord, they eat the elixir, the martial artist teaches, the future is limitless, we farmers, we can get a share of peace and security for a lifetime, and longevity is not something we can imagine at all."

"So Xiao Shao was beaten by the old lady the day before yesterday, beaten by Zhou Xuanming yesterday, and forced to drill the crotch of his pants, he couldn't think about it today, and he hanged himself, looking at his stupid appearance now, it is better to be beaten to death by the old lady the day before yesterday."

crossed.

Long Shao, whose face was pale, stood in the cold wind, the more he crossed it, so that he could get rid of a fierce and evil woman.

Can you travel to this world, just hanging, being in a coma for a day and a night, and all the pots and pans at home are gone after Mao wakes up?

That's just it, it's all outside the body, but he doesn't have toilet paper in this era, and he doesn't even have a piece of paper to wipe his butt when he goes to the toilet!

It's a wooden stick, a four-finger-thick wooden stick, until now, the chrysanthemum is still hot and painful!

He wanted to find someone to ask about the situation in this era, but unfortunately the villagers didn't know what was going on, and always deliberately avoided him, so that he couldn't find the slightest information, and seeing that he was "running out of ammunition and food", he was about to go hungry, and he had to take the initiative to attack.

In the desolation of the four walls of the house, he groped out two copper plates from under the stepping bricks of the lintel, and then found a "lonely" little girl in the corner of the village.

This little girl is a neighbor's child, seven or eight years old, others call her Nizi, with a long tiger head and a tiger brain, and slightly dark skin - in fact, rural children are like this, tanned by the sun, and only those daughters of beautiful and rich families can raise pink and white skin and shiny.

"Nizi come here, Uncle wants to ask you a few questions." Zhou Shao squatted down and hooked his finger at Nizi.

Nizi subconsciously took two steps back: "My mother said, I can't talk to you, you are a psychopath, a big fool, and you will infect me with madness." ”

The corners of Zhou Shao's mouth twitched twice, he actually slandered the kind-hearted and loved four good men of the new century in front of children, and there was no humanity! He ravaged Nizi and her mother in his heart, and then found the two copper plates that he had touched countless times with pain, and smiled harmlessly: "Do you want to eat sugar gourds?" As long as you answer me a few questions, I'll give you money to buy sugar gourds. ”

"Sugar gourd ......" Nizi tilted her head and thought for a moment, nodded and said, "You ask, I won't tell my mother." ”

Children are just easy to coax, Zhou Shao was proud, and asked the first question: "Which era, which country, and what places are nearby?" ”

It's really stupid, it's a nervous disorder! Nizi's mind is surging, in fact, in the past few days, the village has been rumored that Zhou Xiaoshao has made stupid news, such as he uses a wooden stick with thorns when he goes to the toilet, for example, he doesn't use green salt but brushes his teeth with sand, for example, he doesn't wear an underwear, but only wears an outer shirt and wanders around......

Hey, poor Uncle Zhou.

Since it's so pitiful, for the sake of the lollipop, I'll help him, Nizi looked at Zhou Shao with pity: "It's the tenth year of Hongwu, the Liujin Empire, our village is called Zhoujia Village, and three miles away is the county seat, Sifang City." ”

Zhou Shao was very trustworthy and divided the copper plate and put it in the palm of Nizi's hand: "Let me ask the second question, why did I hang myself, and what happened before I hanged myself?" ”

The pity in Nizi's eyes became even stronger: "Actually, this matter stems from the two entry places allocated by the Lingyun Sword Sect to the Four Directions City. ”

From Nizi's very detailed and patient explanation, Zhou Shao finally understood that the Lingyun Sword Sect was an immortal sect of the Liujin Empire, with many cultivators and millions of disciples, all of whom practiced immortal law, and their strength was outstanding, and they were the pillars of the empire.

The Lingyun Sword Sect will recruit disciples in the world every five years, and Sifang City has been allocated two "examination places", which can participate in the Lingyun Sword Sect's "Introductory Disciple Assessment", and once they pass the assessment, they can enter the Lingyun Sword Sect to cultivate the Fa.

The owner of this body is called Zhou Xiaoshao, this is Zhoujia Village, Zhou Xiaoshao's father and mother died early, he was very cowardly in the village, he was bullied everywhere, and even his apprentices were occupied by the same clan, so he wanted to practice the law to change his fate, but he had to pay money to participate in the assessment, he had no money, so he could only sell the land, but he was scolded by the patriarch and the old man, and was beaten and humiliated by others......

I'm so pitiful, and I'm really wretched, Zhou Shao shook his head, Lao Tzu has never been bullied in his previous life and this life, even if the barbarian girl is in the hands of Lao Tzu, she will lose more and earn less, where has she not been touched by Lao Tzu?

Thinking of this, he drifted a little again.

"In fact, there are really immortals in this world, people can become immortals through cultivation, you old lady Zhou is an immortal, and now you have lived for more than two hundred years! I heard from your Zhou family that cultivating immortals is divided into seven realms according to the level of cultivation: the foundation building realm, the Guiyuan realm, the yin and yang realm, the supernatural realm, the wonderful law realm, the Xuantian realm, and the Mahayana realm. Although they don't believe that Uncle Zhou can become an immortal, I believe that Uncle Zhou will definitely be able to fulfill his wish, but as for why Old Lady Zhou doesn't teach you spells, this is not something I can know," Nizi glanced at each word, and stretched out her little hand obediently: "Uncle, I have told you everything I know, give me another copper plate, and I will never tell my mother." ”

"Of course you can, uncle is the most trustworthy." Zhou Shao smiled honestly, what a simple, innocent, and cute little girl, I thought I was so pure back then.

In the cry of Nizi's wife, Zhou Shaoyang walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

The hooligans are coming!

Although the autumn harvest has just passed, the rice grain is still gone, because the land is occupied by the same clan, he has no land, Zhou Shao tightly strangled the gurgling rumbling hungry intestines with his belt, looked at the empty home, and planned to pawn something out, and then make a living.

But everything that could be sold at home had been sold in advance, and many things such as tables, chairs, coffee tables and other things were secretly removed by the villagers when he was unconscious......

Although crossing is a rare thing that cannot be encountered, although he has set himself grand goals for himself through sleepless nights, such as how many harems to open, how many women to have, and how many children to have......

The night is still long, so let's get over the current predicament

"Yes, I can sell this painting and make a living. This painting seems to be of a high level, and even if it is a fake, it can be worth a lot of silver. Zhou Shao suddenly slapped his head and was attracted by the paintings on the wall.

On the picture, a beautiful woman is painted with a graceful demeanor and a beautiful appearance, with a cherry mouth, pink eyebrows, a fair face, and tasseled hair......

This girl is beautiful, if there is nothing to do to shoot her a few times, tsk, the taste of this is not enough for outsiders to be human-

Phew, I've gotten rid of these low-level bad tastes!