What a boring vacation before the start of school! In recent years, behind the rise of MC, there have been more social people in a certain hand. It's all these things when you turn on the fast hand, and it's disgusting.

At that time, Tianyou and other famous anchors who rose by shouting microphone had not yet been blocked, and they were popular all over the country, and many self-righteous young people in society knew him. What about our protagonist Xia Jie, of course I don't know him, why is this? Because he doesn't play a certain hand, he doesn't pay attention to the MC. During the holidays, in order to pass the time, Xia Jie made a certain move. Then Xia Jie found that there was a group of little broken children inside, who thought they were very handsome, and rubbed their noses twice and touched their hair twice in the selfie video, and they felt that they were very social. In Xia Jie's eyes, their behavior is no different from that of intellectual retardation.

There are two characteristics of a social person with a certain hand, one is thin like a monkey, and the other is fat like a pig. The common characteristics are that they like to fight, shake their heads, shake their heads, pretend to be X, love to send social photos, like DJ music, they think they are very handsome, in fact, they are all waste dogs when they grow up, and they can go to the construction site for a few years at most, and they will go to the construction site to move bricks in a few years.

With the mentality of casually looking to pass the time, Xia Jie clicked on the live broadcast room of an anchor in a neighboring city. 100,000 fans, few people watching, only a few dozen. (There is a suspicion here that his fans are brushed out.) The person who was shaking his head at the screen shook his head, and touched his hair a few times, Zhen Nima's stupid X, and asked if the person watching was handsome. Xia Jie typed and complained: Do you have a problem with your brain? Or is there water inside? After seeing the barrage, this social person scolded: "It's about your, are you my father or my mother, how do I love to have a fart relationship with you?" If you don't want to watch it, turn it off, who forced you to watch it? People like you are like stupid X. "Oops, I was scolded for being a bloody sprinkler, how could Xia Jie endure it, and immediately counterattacked. Hehe, it's really none of my business, is it your business?" You're looking for trouble, aren't you? ”

Xia Jie typed again and asked: May I ask whose father and whose son?

"My father, your son!"

Xia Jie then typed and mocked: Yes, good, your father is my son, you are a good grandson.

"I'm X, give you the kid to get a. All of a sudden, I'm scared of you. Xia Jie typed: Okay, pick a place! Other people in the live broadcast room also coaxed: "Niu X, Brother Dafa beat him." "Online dating is nothing new, it happens from time to time.

Xia Jie is in City A, and this big fat brother is in City C. The parties agreed to be on a road with little foot traffic between cities A and C.

"What, give him Niu X, it's called Dafa, right, I'll take my brother to help Brother Jie get him." Song Hu said that he was very dissatisfied with this big hair.

"Brother Jie, count me in." Guo Shan also came to participate.

"Okay, let's have some fun with the three of us. In the past few days, I've been bored to death except for playing games or games. ”

When the appointed time came, Dafa brought eight or nine young people to the agreed place in advance and started a busy day of live broadcasting. "Here, Lao Tie, click on it, double click 666!" Dafa is very happy today, since the appointment, the fans have risen, more people have watched it, the popularity has gone up, and the bragging X has become even more powerful. (In order to increase their popularity and attention, some Internet celebrities attract the attention of viewers through online appointments, which has to be said to be quite effective.) ）

Xia Jie and they haven't come yet, and a social person next to Dafa said: "Brother Dafa, what is Xia Jie afraid of, right?" As soon as he finished speaking, Daihatsu saw a group of people carrying baseball bats walking towards them, many times more than them. Shocked, this TM's crow's mouth is coming.

Since I finished eating in the morning, I came and clicked in and saw this kid on the live broadcast, pretending to be X for him, and I had to educate him. Xia Jie took his mobile phone and clicked on Dafa's live broadcast room, walked in front of Dafa, and Xia Jie watched all the way. Yo, what a drag. Brother Dafa has a tattoo over his shoulder, and the dragon is holding a machete, and he looks simple. How many people are behind Daihatsu? Oh my God, is this here for a fight? One is holding a wooden stick, the other is holding a folding chair, one person is the same, I don't want to complain about anything, can't I be professional if I make an appointment?

Xia Jie came here with 100 people, and the light momentum completely crushed the few people on the opposite side, which scared Dafa. If a person like Dafa can be called a social person, then Xia Jie can be said to be the ancestor of social people! The audience on the other side of the live broadcast room was extremely active, "Brother Dafa, cut him." "Fight." "Brother Dafa is fine, come on, last time you said you could hit 100." Xia Jie looked at Dafa's live broadcast and said, "Okay, the popularity is getting higher and higher." Xia Jie said in a provocative tone: "You also brought a knife to cut me." Bring such a few people, one can fight ten. "You...... You...... Don't push me. Dafa raised his machete and slashed it down at Xia Jie.

Seeing that the knife was about to cut Xia Jie, Xia Jie's eyes were quick, and he directly raised his hand to grab Dafa's wrist and squeezed it hard. The machete in Daihatsu's hand fell to the ground without clutching it. During the whole process, Xia Jie was unhurried and still calm. "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, let go of me." Daihatsu began to beg for mercy, "Okay. At the same time that Xia Jie let go of his hand, he kicked Dafa's beer belly and kicked him to the ground.

Two social people hurriedly helped Dafa up, and one of them said, "Brother Dafa, let's fight." Unexpectedly, Dafa turned around and slapped him in the face. Hit, hit nm. How can such a person beat, Dafa patted the dust on his pants, put on a smiling face and said: "Brother Jie, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Dafa picked up the machete and held it to Xia Jie with both hands, and Xia Jie saw that it was not sharp. Dafa also rubbed the dragon tattooed on his body with his hand, and it fell, it turned out to be a real water sticker. I thought it was a strong enemy, but it turned out to be an X. Xia Jie didn't know what to complain about, so he patted Dafa's shoulder and said, "In the future, be low-key, don't pretend to be X!" "Yes, yes, Brother Jie said yes." At this time, the live broadcast room was boiling again, and the barrage full of screens was all scolding and garbage.

It's really boring, Xia Jie took someone back, Dafa was behind, and kept beckoning, "Goodbye, Brother Jie." After not seeing Xia Jie's figure, Dafa saw that the live broadcast room was still full of scolding, and yelled: "Talking about garbage, Niu X, you come and try with him." The live broadcast room immediately fell silent, and there was silence.

When he got home, Xia Jie clicked on Kuaishou again and continued to watch Dafa Ge's live broadcast. And sent a message "Niu X, Brother Dafa." After seeing this awe-inspiring user, Dafa hurriedly squeezed out a smile: "Brother Jie, this is too polite, just call me Dafa." "No, no, no, Brother Dafa, you are humble." Seeing this barrage, Dafa hurriedly said: "Brother Jie, Brother Jie is really a humble person." ”

Actually, Dafa has to thank Xia Jie, because of Xia Jie, he has a lot more fans. At the same time, it also told him the truth that he should be low-key, as for Xia Jie, he never does things in a low-key manner, because he is Xia Jie, in the novel, people like me have the aura of the protagonist.

Dafa @ Author Dada: "Dada, how did I meet someone with the aura of the protagonist?" How can I beat this? ”

The author himself @ Dafa: "You want to go against the sky, and you still play the protagonist, you are a supporting role!" ”

Dafa suddenly realized @ the author Dada: "Oh, if you have a big drama, call me again." ”

The author himself @大发: "Well, let me think about it. ”