Zhang Kang got out of bed, and Xiao Lian looked at him: "Why are you going?" ”

He walked over to the window and pointed.

Xiao Lian was slightly stunned, and her face suddenly turned red: "You... You're so perverted... Unexpectedly..."

"Come here." Zhang Kang frowned slightly.

Xiao Lian walked over like a wronged little daughter-in-law: "The past is over, what is fierce." ”

After standing by the window, Zhang Kang turned his back to her.

Xiao Lian was stunned, what are you doing with her back to me?

Bang!

Zhang Kang broke her out of the window with a fart.

If it weren't for the fact that the relationship was not bad on weekdays, Zhang Kang would definitely let her experience what it was like to be invaded by laziness by the way.

After crashing into her, the fart spun around in mid-air, turning into lazy energy and flying back into his body.

The mirror ghost appeared on the mirror: "Wow, big brother is so fierce, and his fart power is invincible!" ”

Zhang Kang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and lay back on the bed expressionlessly.

The mirror ghost is still shocked in his heart, the big brother is the big brother, and he is so powerful when he farts!

And Zhang Kang was a little scared in his heart, rub, you can't play like this next time, I almost collapsed Xiang just now!

It's not that he's afraid of being embarrassed, but he's in trouble with changing clothes and washing clothes.

Soon, there was a knock on the door, and it was Steward Yan again: "Young Master, may I ask what happened?" ”

Zhang Kang didn't bother to pay attention to him.

After a few more calls, he took out the key and opened the door and walked in.

Seeing Zhang Kang lying on the bed sleeping peacefully, his expression did not change in the slightest, he looked around the room, and finally fixed his eyes on the mirror on the bedside table.

He walked over gently, picked up the mirror and looked at it, then put it down again, looked around again, and turned to leave.

Next.

"Young master, it's time to get up."

"Young Master?"

"Young Master..."

One call after another sounded in his ears, Zhang Kang was annoyed and opened his eyes.

"Young Master, breakfast is ready."

"Hmm." Zhang Kang impatiently agreed, turned over and continued to sleep.

Steward Yan was very patient and continued: "Young Master, it's already half past seven in the morning, you should get up for breakfast. ”

It's only half past seven, you're called a hairy! It's summer vacation, okay?

For me, 11 o'clock is in the morning!

"Young Master, please listen to me," Steward Yan said, "Young people should develop correct work and rest habits, according to scientific studies, seven to half past seven in the morning is the best time to wake up at your age, which will help your physical health, and can also improve your immunity, and it is also very beneficial to your brain..."

He began to chatter, not to mention that Zhang Kang felt very annoying, even the mirror ghost, who had always been known for his 'chatterbox', felt that this old guy was really annoying.

Rub, why do you talk so much? I'm not as good as you! The mirror ghost rolled his eyes wildly in the mirror.

Zhang Lingqi looked at him: "Then which of you do you think is more annoying?" ”

The mirror ghost thought seriously for a moment and said, "It's him, that's for sure." ”

Zhang Lingqi rolled her eyes: "Really?" ”

The mirror ghost blushed slightly: "Of course, I don't believe you ask them!" ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the bald man, Tuxingsun, and bastard old man lying on the ground not far away.

Then they rolled their eyes together.

"Damn! How dare you guys who don't even bother to resist being beaten up roll your eyes at me? The mirror ghost's anger value was instantly full, "You guys wait for me, I'll see how I clean you up later!" ”

Zhang Kang covered his head with a pillow, but Steward Yan's words still came clearly into his ears: "The later a person gets up, the more uncomfortable his body will be, and his brain will become sluggish......

"Okay, if you still insist on that, then I'll have to contact your parents."

After speaking, he didn't give Zhang Kang a chance to react, and turned to leave.

Zhang Kang sat up, aimed at Steward Yan's back and stretched out his right hand, and a lazy breath spurted out along his palm, flying straight to the butler's back.

The reason why I want to assimilate the housekeeper is because this housekeeper is different from Zhou Xueyi's situation at the beginning.

At that time, Zhou Xueyi was just taking care of him at school, and he could still be lazy when he got home, but this is a housekeeper, and it is still summer vacation, which means that this housekeeper will take care of him from morning to night every day, and if he can't manage it, he will call his father and mother, who can stand this?

And Zhou Xueyi was still a strong person at the beginning, and it was very troublesome to really assimilate, but no matter how you look at it, this housekeeper is an ordinary person, and he can easily do it with a little laziness.

So just make this housekeeper lazy, send him home, and give him a little more money for his family to serve him.

However, what Zhang Kang didn't expect was that the moment the lazy qi touched the butler's back, it was bounced back!

That's right, not to mention assimilation, lazy qi can't even get into his body, and he is instantly rejected!

Then the system prompt rang:

"Hint: This target is too powerful to assimilate it even if all lazy energy in the current host is depleted."

What the? Too strong a target? Zhang Kang was slightly stunned, and showed an expression of surprise for the first time.

Depend on! Really!

Sure enough, those called Yan Shuangying are not easy to mess with!

The words "overpowered" may seem simple, but they actually contain a lot of meanings.

Xiao Lian, as the saintess of the Black Lotus Holy Sect, is in the middle of the master's level, and she can do it with 150 points of laziness here in Zhang Kang, and the meaning of being too powerful means that the level of this Yan Shuangying is far superior to Xiao Lian!

It is estimated that Xiao Lian is a scum who was killed in seconds in his hands.

Zhang Kang was speechless, Mom and Dad, are you sure this is a housekeeper? Damn, the thugs are pretty much the same!

The bullshit queen praised his aristocratic manners, and praised him for fighting fiercely, right?

Steward Yan seemed to feel something, and glanced back at Zhang Kang: "Young Master? What were you just doing? ”

Zhang Kang shook his head: "No." ”

Steward Yan shrugged his shoulders: "Since you have already sat up, can you get up and go down for breakfast?" ”

Zhang Kang pondered carefully, and once again projected an inexplicable desire to survive in his eyes: "Okay." ”

Steward Yan showed a satisfied expression: "Thank you for cooperating with my work, please come here to wash up, the chefs have made a delicious Chinese breakfast today, I believe it can suit your taste." ”

When Zhang Kang was washing, Steward Yan stood behind him, his waist was straight, his right hand was behind his back, and a clean white towel was on his left forearm.

After washing his face, Steward Yan handed the towel to Zhang Kang and said, "Young Master, Mr. Zhang contacted me yesterday, so you can send invitations to his friends and business partners in the city in his name and invite them to come to a dance party." ”

Zhang Kang's actions froze.

"Please, I'll take full responsibility for the preparation of the ball, and you don't have to invite them personally, just their sons and daughters." Steward Yan's face was serious and formal, "Mr. Zhang, you can take this opportunity to make friends with your peers, please think about it." ”

"Nope." Zhang Kang directly refused.

Prom? Just kidding, it's pretty much the same!

What are they invited for? Come and see me slumped on the couch and watch them dance around? Damn, what a joke!

"Okay, I will truthfully convey your meaning to Mr. Zhang." Steward Yan took the towel.

When I went downstairs, everyone had already woken up, sitting at the table and eating a hearty breakfast, and the servants were standing neatly aside.

"Please take a seat," said the steward Yan, "if it is not to your taste, please let me know, and I will make another table in the kitchen." ”

The chefs in the kitchen looked untouchable.