Go to the three waves in a wave
Xia Jie's mood was great this Saturday, but after receiving a short video forwarded by Song Hu, Xia Jie didn't click on it to watch it, but he almost didn't blow him up.
What I received was a self-recorded video of only about three minutes, with the third middle school as the background, led by a mushroom head, wearing peripheral clothes with two-dimensional anime characters. gives people the feeling of an otaku, this person is Wang Jiangfeng. (It was recorded by Wang Jiangfeng) In the video, Wang Jiangfeng is extremely arrogant and his language is very provocative. "Xia Jie, you spicy chicken, do you dare to come and fight with me." There are also a few younger brothers behind him holding a sign with extremely rough workmanship, which seems to be made in a hurry, and the top of the sign is written in a "heroic and unrestrained" font "Xia Jie Big Spicy Chicken" five big characters.
I have to say that Wang Jiangfeng is really hardworking. There was only a video of less than four minutes, and he recorded it for an hour, and he felt that if he didn't record it well, he would delete it and try it again.
After recording a video that satisfied him, Wang Jiangfeng didn't know Xia Jie's QQ number, and there was no way to contact Xia Jie, so that people wanted to come to Song Hu's QQ. Send the video to Song Hu and ask him to forward it to Xia Jie. Not only that, Wang Jiangfeng also uploaded this video on his QQ. Wang Jiangfeng doesn't have many friends, so not many people pay attention to this matter.
The first comment appeared in the comment area, which was posted by Wang Jiangqing - the video was almost deleted. Wang Jiangfeng disagreed, and replied: "It's okay, by the way, eldest cousin, you said last time that you were going to beat that younger brother, and we will be together tomorrow." Wang Jiangqing hurriedly typed: "I lost the battle, Xia Jie is very powerful, I can't help you, it's best not to provoke him." (Wang Jiangqing didn't tell Wang Jiangfeng about that day) My God! Taking advantage of the fact that not many people saw it, Wang Jiangfeng deleted the video. But it's too late, the video has been sent out a long time ago, Xia Jie is not blind, he will see it early after the end. There is a fight between Wang Jiangfeng and Xia Jie to solve the problem. Wang Jiangfeng sneered and said, "Then let's fight, alas, eldest cousin, I didn't expect you to lose." ”
Since Wang Jiangfeng has done this, how could Xia Jie not do anything? Xia Jie asked Song Hu to send a message to Wang Jiangfeng, saying that Xia Jie, Guo Shan and Song Hu asked him in the third lieutenant colonel. "Okay."
In the reply message, Song Hu typed like this: That Xiaofeng, you show me a good look. We're going to fight with you tomorrow, aren't you the third middle school leader? Just fight in the third middle school, remember Brother Jie, Chairman Guo San, and your brother Hu will educate you on your territory tomorrow. Really give you a cow X.
Unsuspecting fish swim into the net, and the fish that falls into the net will struggle desperately. As the leader of the third middle school, he can't help but go, no one will wait to be beaten, and Wang Jiangfeng will naturally not wait to be beaten. Wang Jiangfeng took out the finger tiger he had placed in the room, "It's still so sharp, Xia Jie, I want you to look good tomorrow." ”
The next day, Xia Jie and the three of them were on their way to No. 3 Middle School. Wang Jiangfeng and the other ten climbed over the wall to enter the third middle school first, and Wang Jiangfeng's younger brother said, "Brother Feng, just a few of us, why don't you call all the brothers over?" Wang Jiangfeng patted the dog: "There are three people on the other side, ten of us, and Xia Jie will leave it to me." The remaining two, you hold on. "Don't worry, Brother Feng, I promise that I won't even recognize my own mother."
Xia Jie and the three of them took a taxi to No. 3 Middle School, and the goods in the video were standing on the playground. They had been waiting for Xia Jie's arrival on the playground for a long time, and Wang Jiangfeng touched the finger tiger in his pocket with confidence. Wang Jiangfeng is a secondary school player casually, and there is a little bit of comics, but he is ruthless when he fights, and he will not show mercy. Xia Jie stood in front of him, and Wang Jiangfeng was laughing. He only brought nine younger brothers, and Song Hu stepped forward to call out: "Dead fat house, don't make senseless resistance." "Dead fat otaku is used to describe fat and fat otaku who watch anime two-dimensional. Guo Shan pointed out: "The opposite side is not fat, and it cannot be said to be a dead fat house. "Yes, that's it. Song Hu said again: "Dead and thin house, surrender quickly." "Surrender if you don't fight." Hahaha. Wang Jiangfeng laughed again, and the little brother behind him laughed with him.
started fighting, Xia Jie took off his shirt, Wang Jiangfeng and others shouted, "Eight pieces!" Then Guo Shan, Wang Jiangfeng and others shouted again, "Six pieces!" When it came to Song Hu, Wang Jiangfeng and the others cut it disdainfully. "What do you know, I'm ninety-nine to one." Guo Shan smiled and said, "Song Hu, your weight is content without a beer belly." ”
Guo Shan dealt with four, and Song Hu fought five. Song Hu couldn't figure it out: "Why do I want to fight five, one more than you." Guo Shan replied: "Because Brother Tiger is amazing, those who can work hard." Wang Jiangfeng took the lead in 'firing the cannon', and roared "Luffy's Iron Fist" and punched Xia Jie, and Xia Jie didn't move. Wang Jiangfeng hurriedly retreated a few meters, and then saw that his little brothers were knocked down one by one. What's even more bizarre is that the dog saw that he was not an opponent and didn't want to be beaten, Guo Shan was more than two meters away from him, and he pretended to fall to the ground before his fist came out. I rub, my most proud dog is so perfunctory. Guo Shan walked up to the dog and said, "Hurry up, I haven't hit you yet, and you fell to the ground?" These guys were really beaten so much that they couldn't even recognize their own mothers, and they couldn't do it for a while. Wang Jiangfeng said calmly: "It's so powerful, I can only use this trick." Wang Jiangfeng ran like a small electric motor. Xia Jie was speechless, is this a tease invited by the monkey? I really don't know how to become the leader of the third middle school. Wang Jiangfeng ran, Xia Jie chased him. Song Hu took out the food in his backpack on the side, and watched it while eating.
Running and running, Wang Jiangfeng put the finger tiger in his pocket on his hand, turned around and hit Xia Jie. Xia Jie underestimated the enemy, but he didn't expect a sudden attack, his arm was cut by the finger tiger, and blood dripped to the ground. Guo Shan and Song Hu wanted to come over to help, and Xia Jie said, "I can do it myself." "What's going on? Xia Jie felt that the wound was not painful, but a little numb. It turned out that before, Wang Jiangfeng asked people to get a bottle of anesthetic, and calculated the time to apply it to the finger tiger. Wang Jiangfeng licked the finger tiger with his tongue, and then waved the finger tiger and beat it indiscriminately, Xia Jie covered the wound and dodged again and again.
The roles were swapped instantly, this time Wang Jiangfeng chased Xia Jie to fight, and Song Hu saw that something was wrong, so he flipped in his backpack. Maybe he couldn't find a decent weapon, so he took out a banana and wrote the words "eat bananas" and threw it to Xia Jie. Guo Shan yelled: "Can this thing be used as a weapon?" After Xia Jie saw the words, he immediately ate the banana and threw it behind him, Wang Jiangfeng stepped on the banana peel and slipped, got up and said, "Damn, you used such a powerful secret weapon to hurt me." Guo Shan saw this bloody scene, didn't the other party have a brain?
Xia Jie felt that his arm was becoming more and more numb, and realized that he would suffer a loss if he dragged it down, so he stopped. Wang Jiangfeng's finger tiger hit, Xia Jie flashed, and at the same time, his other hand grabbed Wang Jiangfeng's neck and threw him to the ground. Xia Jie quickly squatted down and pressed his knee against the wrist of Wang Jiangfeng's fingered tiger's arm, and pressed down hard. Wang Jiangfeng's hand clenched into a fist gradually loosened, Xia Jie snatched the finger tiger, put it on his hand, grabbed Wang Jiangfeng's neck with one hand, and hit the finger tiger in the face.
It can be clearly seen that the thorn of the finger tiger stopped at a centimeter in front of his eyes, Xia Jie stood up and said: "If you fight, you will fight, and if you still play yin, the finger tiger will be confiscated." Wang Jiangfeng's face turned pale with fright, and his legs trembled. After Xia Jie and the three left, the two younger brothers picked up Wang Jiangfeng, Wang Jiangfeng almost couldn't stand steadily, panting for breath. Xia Jie walked out of No. 3 Middle School, and his arm was already numb. Throw the finger tiger that didn't 'collect' it into the trash can and leave.
The dog patted his ass and said, "Brother Feng deserves to be a 'crazy brother', if I had urinated a long time ago." Wang Jiangfeng punched the dog to the ground, and then said to the other people around him: "Don't talk about today's matter, otherwise you understand." Wang Jiangfeng secretly swore to himself: Xia Jie, one day I will be strong enough to defeat you.
On the way home, Xia Jie asked Song Hu: "Is the banana peel you lost on the playground last time?" Song Hu slurred and said, "Uh...... When was the last time?" Xia Jie added, "The time Wang Jiangqing came. Song Hu: "......"
The grudge between Xia Jie and Wang Wangfeng will continue, and this hatred Wang Jiangfeng has written down in his heart.
Wang Jiangfeng @ Wang Jiangqing: "Woo woo ~ big cousin, I was also defeated by Xia Jie." ”
Wang Jiangqing @ Wang Jiangfeng: "If you lose, you don't lose, my cousin has already lost." Don't be sad. ”
Wang Jiangfeng @ Wang Jiangqing: "Big cousin, you said I wouldn't be fine if I didn't do it earlier." ”
The author himself @ Wang Jiangfeng: "Xiaofeng, adjust it, there will be your plot in the future." ”
Wang Jiangfeng @ Author Dada: "Dada, then will I still be abused?" ”
The author himself affirmed: "Yes." ”
Wang Jiangfeng: "I fought for the plot." Alas, the reader has added a big favorite! ”