- Local time: October 9, 2017

- Location: Shenzhou Imperial Capital area

- Weather: Sunny

— Visibility: High

"Ward, I'm finally out of that ghost Nibelungen!" Liu Qi watched the signal above his mobile phone slowly change from no service to mobile 4G+, and suddenly burst into tears, can you imagine the pain of being pulled by a giant dragon to forcibly watch cartoons for three days?

No, you can't, because even if you watch three days of cartoons, you're watching some kind of Sword Art Online, some JOJO and whatever, and you can't go to see some bump man fight little monsters like Fenrir.

In fact, the above is not the point, the point is that Fenrir, every time he sees Bumpman defeat the monster, he will directly shrink his head, hiding behind Liu Qi's back and trembling, as if he is afraid that a Bump Man will suddenly run out of something and kill him.

This is Shenzhou, there is no bumpy man, at most a few bright red scarves raise their hands in class all day long, but this is not an X-ray, and, even if you hide behind labor and management, please use your huge longan Kangkang, your huge body, can I be a normal person to stop it?

Putting away the inner complaints, looking at Xia Mi beside him, Liu Qi retracted his gaze, walked down from the zero train, and entered a subway station instead.

Liu Qi didn't want to stay underground for a moment, Fenrir, who knows what kind of dragon it is!

Thinking about it, Liu Qi was embarrassed to get stuck at the ticket gate, he came in from the zero subway station in the Nibelungen when he came in before, but now, he is in a normal subway station, that is to say, for the unmanned ticket inspection system, he is a black household who has no ticket but rubs a bus.

"Ah, annoying." Reluctantly, Mo Qinghan completed the invasion again, and after buying a subway ticket, Liu Qi took out the ticket from the ticket machine on the side, swiped it on the ticket gate, and then left the subway station.

(Don't ask me why the place where I get off the bus still needs to be checked, anyway, I don't accept rebuttal.) ）

"Ah, the sun, the air, everything is so beautiful!" Liu Qi stood at the exit, opened his hands, once almost full of cows, there was no way, he had not seen the sun for three days, he was full of longing for the sun.

You must know that the dungeon of Lin'an also has a canopy to simulate the sun, and you can also look at the stars outside the window when you fly in the universe, in short, Liu Qi before, no matter where he goes, he will be accompanied by the light of the stars, and the longest separation time will definitely not exceed 2 days.

"So, plan where to go next!" After thinking about it, Liu Qi picked up his mobile phone, looked at the calendar, and found that today was the third day, and the school holiday, it seemed, as if, should, probably, had ended.

"Oh, damn it, I shouldn't have come to play with that stupid dragon if I knew I would!" Liu Qi suddenly looked at the dark sky, and in the incomprehensible gaze of others, he slowly lowered his greatly open arms, at this moment, Liu Qi's heart, there seemed to be a salted fish screaming - although the fish had no vocal cords.

"Earth Spirit!" Suddenly, the phone in my hand vibrated and the default phone rang.

"Kassel Academy? Professor Guderian? Want to push me back to school? There are no doors! Thinking about it, Liu Qi quickly looked around, then hung up the phone in an instant, and slowly paced away like no one, ignoring the confused eyes of others.

"Earth Spirit!" There was no suspense, and when a call was fruitless, the other party dialed Liu Qi's phone again.

"Coming back? Do you think I'll go back to that academy when I come out? You're thinking about peaches! Thinking about it, Liu Qi hung up the phone again without hesitation, and then continued to pretend that nothing happened to the roadside electronic equipment store to buy a headset, and after putting it on, he listened to music.

"Earth Spirit!" The mobile phone rang again, and the so-called thing was no more than three - Liu Qi hung up the phone directly.

"Cut, if you dare to call again, believe it or not, I'll drop out of school directly?!" Liu Qi thought, put the phone in his pocket, and then followed the rhythm of the follower all the way and began to shop for gai.

In the gaze of others, Liu Qi did not have any shame at all, stepping on the steps of the six relatives who did not recognize him, shaking Liu Kite's long flowing hair, and scurrying in the major alleys of the imperial capital.

"Wait a minute!" When passing by an alley, two men in sunglasses dressed in black suddenly blocked in front of Liu Qi.

"Who are you?" Liu Qi frowned, "Is it from the fierce ghosts, or did it pop out somewhere?" ”

"We are from Kassel Academy, Liu Yuan, please answer the phone." A man in sunglasses said, "Professor Guderian has something important to inform you. ”

"What call?" Liu Qi opened his eyes and said nonsense, the two men in sunglasses were suddenly embarrassed and the cancer was about to be committed, you are a normal person, with headphones, it is impossible to have a mobile phone, right? Otherwise, what about you listen to MP3?

"Earth Spirit!" The mobile phone rang directly, Liu Qi frowned suddenly, thought about it, and suddenly remembered the video he had swiped from a short video website, and suddenly, the soul of truancy was burning, and he took out his mobile phone directly, and then, the evil was born to the side, and with the greatest strength, he smashed it towards the wall on the side.

"Boom!" The shell of the smartphone hit the wall directly, and Liu Qi had no strength at all, the stone wall that had gone through a hundred years of wind and rain did not collapse, but the phone case had been completely deformed, and at the same time, the entire stone wall embedded in the alley was embedded.

"Goodbye." Liu Qi said, and directly flipped over the wall with an arrow step, "It's impossible to go back to school, it's impossible in this life!" ”

"......" The two black-clothed men from the school engineering department glanced at each other, and then decisively chose to slip away.

- 2 minutes later -

"Tourists, the next thing we will visit is the famous alley of the imperial capital, everything here has a history of 100 years!" A woman with a microphone holds a flag, followed by a group of aunts and uncles and children.

"Aunt tour guide, what do you think this is?" A child notices that something is wrong with the wall, and then quickly discovers a mobile phone embedded in the wall.

"This, this must be a relic!" The tour guide lady looked at the unrecognizable mobile phone shell, but the pitch-black metallic luster made the completely uninformed tour guide miss immediately conclude the identity of the other party - "This is a cultural relic, ancient obsidian, there must be some secret treasure in it!" With that, the tour guide dialed the number of the archaeological expert in front of everyone.

About 30 minutes later, the experts arrived and were very curious about the object embedded in the wall, so they decided to dig it up on the spot.

So, with the efforts of everyone, the dead mobile phone shell stuck in the wall fell out, and at the same time, there were some fragments of liquid crystal glass.

"Expert Wang, what is this?" The tour guide asked curiously.

"It's a relic, and it's a relic." The so-called expert Wang wore gloves and picked up the liquid crystal glass on the ground, "It is estimated that it is a diamond." ”

"Are you sure, young man, why do I think you're bluffing?" An old man asked.

"Believe my uncle, I have the certificate of archaeology master of Wanwan Island, I won't look away, this is a diamond from a hundred years ago!" Expert Wang said with glasses.

"Big sister, what is this string of words?" A teenager with a bright red scarf asked, holding a fragment of a cell phone case.

The tour guide took the fragment of the phone case, and then relied on her only knowledge of English to recognize the 'MadeInChina' above.

"Oh, this is the English master of the old man, he told us that this thing is made in China." The tour guide said, "It's terrible, at that time, our predecessors had already learned English, and such a beautiful gem was thrown everywhere and fell into the materials used to build the walls of the alley." ”

"No, why do I see that there is a 2017 manufacturing on it?" An old man with reading glasses, took out a fragment, and then took out his mobile phone, "How is this thing a little similar to my mobile phone?" ”

"That's the wisdom of the ancients, it's really terrifying, our predecessors actually made smartphones at that time!" Expert Wang lifted his frame and made up lies that he didn't believe.

In the end, the explanation of the tour guide and the man surnamed Wang was uploaded to the Internet by the uncle, which caused heated discussions, of course, this is a later story.

-- Dividing line --

"Huh, I didn't expect that in order to let me go back to school, Kassel Academy actually asked someone from the school engineering department to arrest me." Liu Qi patted his chest, and his palm stopped in mid-air, because Liu Kite's consciousness directly stopped Liu Qi and temporarily gained control.

"You rascal, this is my body!" Liu Yuan shouted.

"......" Liu Qi was silent, only then did he remember the situation of the body swap, and then withdrew his hand awkwardly.

"So, let's go buy a new phone again!" Liu Qi thought about it, and walked out of the alley directly, and then, in a mobile phone store, he bought a new mobile phone, and at the same time bought a new mobile phone card by the way.

"This time, the people from the Kassel Academy will definitely not find me, if he can find all 17 phone numbers in a second, I will eat this mobile phone screen on the spot!" As he spoke, Liu Qi directly inserted a mobile phone card and walked out of the door of the mobile phone store, and then, without any suspense, the mobile phone rang again.

"......" Liu Qi immediately pulled out the mobile phone card without the slightest panic and inserted it instead.

"Earth Spirit!" The phone rings again, with an interval of no more than 2 seconds, which is about the time when you hang up the last call and then broadcast it.

——Kassel Academy Headquarters——

"This Liu Kite, is still playing tricks with me? Don't know what Norma is capable of? Guderian blew his beard in a huff and looked at the phone calls on the screen that were still not connected.

-- Dividing line --

"Cut, I still have 15 cards, if you can find them all, I'll eat the phone directly!" Liu Qi thought about it, pulled out a card again, and inserted a new mobile phone card in the surprised eyes of passers-by.

"Earth Spirit!" The mobile phone rang again, and Liu Qi directly replaced the mobile phone card without changing.

In the first 7 sheets, Liu Qi did not panic at all, even like a spring breeze, when it came to 10 sheets, Liu Qi had a trace of worry, and when it came to 5 sheets, Liu Qi began to panic, and when it came to the penultimate sheet, Liu Qi was particularly panicked, and when it came to the last one, Liu Qi was completely panicked.

"Damn, is FLAG so smart? Don't come here! When Liu Qi's eyes were about to split, the call interface of the mobile phone rang again.

"Ahh Liu Qi suddenly held a mouthful of old blood in his throat.

"Eat the phone, eat the phone!" *2, Mo Qinghan and Liu Yuan, who were watching the excitement, suddenly clapped their hands in Liu Qi's sea of knowledge and looped infinitely.

"Don't be noisy, I hung up the phone, which means that this B didn't get through to my phone!" Liu Qi said, ready to press the hang-up button, and then found that the hang-up button on the interface of the mobile phone disappeared.

"Damn, what about the button to hang up the phone, was it eaten by me?" Liu Qi suddenly looked frightened, "Mo Qinghan, what's the matter with giving me Kangkang!" ”

"You eat your phone first, and I'll help you change it back." The culprit said in Liu Qi's sea of knowledge, and as he spoke, he let out a laugh like a silver bell.

......In the end, Liu Qi had to accept his fate, clicked the connect button, and then, the phone on the other side was hung up instantly.

“？？？” Liu Qi was stunned, called back again, and then, the phone was hung up again.

“？？？？” Another phone call came and I was hung up again.

"Really when I don't have a temper?" The call was dialed again, and the call went through, and Professor Guderian's voice appeared in the receiver.

"Liu-" "Beep-" Liu Qier hung up the phone without saying a word, "Who is I, Liu, who dares to hang up my phone, are you afraid that I am a member of Taobao.com, I don't have a card, don't you want to lose face?" ”

So the two sides hung up on each other more than 20 times in a row, and the passers-by who watched Liu Qi from a distance were dumbfounded, but Liu Qi didn't care and hung up the phone for the 21st time.

"Stop, don't hang up yet!" Professor Guderian's phone was answered by Liu Qi, and the other party said almost instantly, "I'm not looking for you to go back to class this time!" ”

"What's the matter?" Liu Qi asked, "If you don't ask me to go back to class, what else can you do with me?" ”

"The academy needs you to go to an island nation in the eastern Pacific Ocean, which is the island nation branch of the academy." Guderian said, "The flight has been arranged for you, so get there as soon as possible." ”

"Understood." Liu Qi nodded, and then hung up the phone directly.

"Earth Spirit!" The phone rang again (injected into the soul).

"Drop!" Liu Qi pressed the connect button, and the hang up button was still in a state of being eaten by Liu Qi, so there was no way, "What's the matter?" ”

"One more thing." Guderian said, "The Island Nation Branch has been in a tough fight with the Fierce Ghosts recently, so you need to solve it. ”

"Oh, I'm hanging." Liu Qi said.

"One more thing!"

"The people in the island country branch have been crazy lately, and the top management of the academy wants to know if the other party is floating or they can't hold the knife, so let you go and beat them."

"Understood, are you alright?" Liu Qi asked.

"One more thing!"

“……”

"One more thing!"

“……”

After Guderian said one more thing more than 20 times in a row, he finally explained everything, Liu Qi hung up the phone, and then went to the airport.