Chapter 138: Pig-like

"What's wrong?"

Liu Xu looked at Jiang Dudu, who was holding his mobile phone with an incredible face.

I was talking to you, and you answered the phone, right? With such a surprised expression, could it be the person on the other end of the phone who told you congratulations on winning the lottery?

"My daughter-in-law asked me if I was free tomorrow!"

Jiang Dudu covered his mobile phone and whispered.

Liu Xu crossed his arms and stood aside, well, he knew why he had such a stupid expression.

Jiang Dudu hugged his mobile phone and ran to the side, for fear that Liu Xu would hear it, and he ended the call after meeting and chatting, and the whole process was only two minutes, and the kid went crazy.

"My daughter-in-law said she wanted to meet and talk to me later!"

Jiang Dudu ran back like a rabbit, dancing beside Liu Xu, very happy.

"She also asked me if I was free tomorrow to go out for a walk together!"

God, what a happy moment it is, just a phone call with such a good result, it's really a lot of fun.

"Uncle, I thank you so much!"

If it weren't for the fact that Jiang Dudu's soul was a boy, she was afraid that she would have to jump on Liu Xu's forehead, so she would have taken a sip.

"Pay attention to the image, you're a girl now!"

Liu Xu is very disgusted, Xu Wenruo is a well-behaved and lovely girl, after replacing your soul, she has become a little madman, is this okay?

"Thank you, uncle, if you hadn't given me ideas, I'm afraid my daughter-in-law would still be angry with me!"

With such an immediate effect, Jiang Dudu's admiration of the five bodies fell to the ground, and even reached the point of obeying him.

"Uncle, uncle, if you give me an idea again, what will I do next?"

My daughter-in-law is about to meet me, what am I going to say, what should I say, what need to be paid attention to, you tell me everything, I have a number in my heart?

Also, we have to go on a date together tomorrow, what do we need to pay attention to during the date? You told me everything!

"Keep your mouth shut, don't talk if you can!"

Trouble comes from the mouth, you see how many moths you have provoked with this mouth.

Also, if you want to say it, you have to go through it three times in your brain, think about whether you can say it, what consequences it will bring, if it is a very serious bad consequence, then hold it, if it can have a good effect, it is not too late for you to talk about it.

Jiang Dudu nodded frantically on the side, and almost took a small notebook to write it down.

Uncle is worthy of being a god of luck, he knows everything, knows everything.

My idol, my pride!

"By the way, if you go on a date tomorrow, I have to prepare something with you first!"

Liu Xu looked at the mobile phone in Jiang Dudu's hand and snapped his fingers, yes, this is the most important thing.

"What's that?"

Jiang Dudu looked curious, do I still have to prepare? What to prepare?

"Money!"

Liu Xu twisted his fingers and made a gesture of counting the money.

Girls, in fact, are a very coaxing creature, if you are not happy, let's buy it, and when you are angry, we will give gifts, what bags, shoes, skin care products, lipstick, perfume, accessories and jewelry, so many brands, so many choices, just give them.

As long as she likes it, buy it, as long as she looks at it, buy it, buy it as long as you think it's right for her!

Who are we, are we short of money?

You must know that many years ago, Jiang Dudu's parents began to give Jiang Dudu an identity in the world, and kept opening bank accounts with him to save money.

After all, we are not billionaires, but multimillionaires, and we are still different from those rich people.

First, we are good-looking, old, tall, and in shape.

Second, we don't have work pressure, 24 hours a day, except for sleeping, other times can be used to talk about love, proper all-round companionship.

Third, don't worry about bankruptcy at all, as soon as the identity of the moldy god is revealed, who dares to disagree? Whoever doesn't give money will make whoever unlucky, where does anyone dare to provoke?

"Wait—"

Jiang Dudu interrupted Liu Xu's words.

"What's wrong?"

Liu Xu didn't like others to be interrupted when he was bragging about his head.

This will hurt his self-confidence and lead to dissatisfaction.

"The attribute of the mold god—"

Jiang Dudu suddenly realized that it seemed that since he came back this time, this attribute had been in a state of ineffective shielding.

"What's wrong?"

Liu Xu didn't understand.

"Didn't you notice? I don't seem to be being unlucky right now! ”

Such an obvious and special phenomenon, my uncle didn't find it? Others didn't even bring it up? That's a bit unscientific!

"You are in Xu Wenruo's body now, and she is not a moldy god!"

Liu Xu rolled her eyes, remember, you are a girl now, not a musty god.

"yes—"

Jiang Dudu nodded, realizing it later, but soon, he frowned again:

"That's not right, my daughter-in-law's side doesn't make people unlucky anymore!"

You must know that the attribute of the moldy god is uncontrollable to make the people around you unlucky, from the time they woke up to the present, no one has been unlucky!

Even Xu Wenruo, whose soul is in her body, she has not brought bad luck, and she has no moldy god attribute in her body.

It's weird, what the hell is going on?

Liu Xu also fell silent, thinking about it carefully, yes, things are indeed exactly the same as what Jiang Dudu said.

How so?

Could it be that because of the thunder spine's rampage, the attributes it brought to Jiang Dudu before were also withdrawn?

"Actually, I'm quite happy!"

Jiang Dudu said that since he was a child, he has been excluded and hated by others because of this identity, and he is afraid of everyone and hides from others, even his parents, who will also be hurt because of his attributes, and his nose and face are swollen every day.

This makes him have no friends since he was a child, and he doesn't know how to get along with others, how to get along with the girls he likes, he is a person who desperately wants to love, and he will be happy for a long time when others smile at him.

For so many years, he has always wanted to ask for the identity of the moldy god, but he has never been able to find a way.

Now, suddenly there is no attribute, and suddenly there is no attribute that has been disgusted for many years, and I have to say that this is a thing to be happy about.

"I like it, and I'll be happier if it never comes back."

It's like a big stone that has been carried for many years, and suddenly put it down, Jiang Dudu only felt that he was relaxed, the kind of fear of being discovered, especially the fear of being abandoned by Xu Wenruo knowing the truth, can finally be put down!

For the girl he likes, he can also be upright and upright by her side, resist all external wind and rain for her, and no longer have to be afraid that he will be the one who will hurt her.

"Even if it is in the future, the Six Realms will not give me money, it doesn't matter!"

Jiang Dudu said that over the years, I have received enough money, enough for me to eat, drink and have fun for the rest of my life.

Besides, if I marry my daughter-in-law in the future, if she thinks it's not good for me to accompany her at home, then I can also go find a job, it doesn't matter if I make money or not, killing time and giving my daughter-in-law a time to breathe with herself, it's enough.

It's not good to be too tired and crooked, but it's not good to be too laissez-faire, maintaining intimacy and proper relaxation is the right way to get along.

"You're thinking too far!"

Liu Xu silently looked at the light in Jiang Dudu's eyes, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this kid was thinking far again, but he was afraid that he had even thought about where the doll would go to kindergarten!

"You should do what you are doing now!"

Haven't done a good job now, haven't won back her heart, do you think the two of you will have a future?

Naive and ignorant, stupid and ignorant, I can't understand this, and I have been blind to my tireless teachings for the past twenty years.

"I know, money, I have it!"

Jiang Dudu nodded, didn't think much about it, and returned to the topic.

"Do you have one?"

Liu Xu pointed at her and asked.

"I-"

wanted to say yes, but after realizing that his body was Xu Wenruo's, he immediately coaxed.

The daughter-in-law's money belongs to the daughter-in-law, and I can't touch her money as a big man.

"What should I do, I want to go and discuss it with him when we meet?"

Jiang Dudu was not sure, and he didn't know if Xu Wenruo would agree.

"Do you think that's a good idea?"

On a date tomorrow, do you want him to pretend to be you, take your ID card and bank card, and go to the bank to withdraw money?

Then when it's time to go shopping, will he buy it for you, or will you buy it for him?

"That's good, spend my money!"

What's wrong with this, be honest, I want to buy something for him, so naturally I want to take my money.

"Are you stupid?"

Liu Xu is going to be choked to death by his words, do you think that at this time, if you make this request, will the girl still be willing to go out with you?

What do you say, oh, tomorrow you go on a date with me, let's go and let you go and withdraw the money first, use my identity, what are you doing with the money, buy you something.

As far as Xu Wenruo's temperament is concerned, do you think she will listen to you, is she still willing to go out with you?

It's like someone else goes out and wants to spend your money and ask you to buy something.

How can you talk about such a thing as buying something for a girl in advance? It must be when it comes to the incident, do it straightforwardly, in advance it's the same as two hundred and five, not handsome at all.

"That can't use the money I gave to my daughter-in-law!"

Jiang Dudu was very angry, this is the money I apologized to my daughter-in-law, you can't let me use this money.

"I'll give it to you, I don't, your parents don't?"

Liu Xu is going to be smoked by the angry seven orifices, what kind of nephew is this, his brain is stupider than a pig, no, comparing him with a pig is an insult to a pig.

"Oh-"

That's what it means, that's good, as long as it's not for him to move the money he gave to his daughter-in-law, everything is easy to say.

"Tomorrow, return the phone to Xu Wenruo, no, I'll return it later!"

Liu Xu endured his temper and said to him kindly:

"Now mobile payment is very convenient, I'll get a mobile phone with you later, and you can pay for it with your mobile phone if you understand!"