Chapter 13 Jiang Yinan is embarrassed on the streets

So he turned left and right, crossed a long street, and when he was desperate to give up, he walked around the corner and saw the vast lake, so he rushed over with great excitement. He remembered that Xinlan told him that the lake embankment was full of willow trees, and he sat on the stone bench under the trees to enjoy the sunset, looking at a few wild ducks floating on the lake in the distance, and he thought that maybe the swans had been replaced by wild ducks in the old age. After a while, he remembered that he was very thirsty, thought that he had no money, and that the water in the lake was quite clear, and that he should be fine after two sips. He looked around, there was an endless stream of people coming and going, a little embarrassed, but it had reached the point of being thirsty, so he thought about it and pretended to wash his hands! I climbed over the fence, but as soon as I climbed over, a uniformed security guard in the distance shouted, "What are you doing?" Do not climb over the fence. ”

The security guard chased after him, urgently, but he couldn't manage so much, since he had turned it over, he would drink saliva first. Who knew that this embankment was so difficult to walk, and he moved his steps downwards inch by inch. Unexpectedly, the two security guards grabbed him from behind and pulled him up with difficulty, "What are you doing?" Come up! ”

almost climbed to the surface of the water, and was forcibly dragged up by the two of them, Jiang Yinan looked a little unconvinced, kicked hard with both feet, and threw forward with both hands, "No, I won't go up!" ”

One of the security guards grabbed him by the waist, and the other grabbed the railing and dragged him up vigorously, "Don't think about it!" ”

"I didn't think about it!" Jiang Yinan shouted with all his last strength!

Finally, with the help of two security guards and passers-by, Jiang Yinan was finally dragged ashore, and the people next to him surrounded him.

"You're young, what's there you can't think about!"

"That's it!"

"That's it!" The crowd was talking.

The two security guards took Jiang Yinan back to the management room, and after walking outside for a day, he suddenly entered the air-conditioned room, which instantly cooled a lot.

"Wow! It's so cool! ”

The two security guards were stunned, Jiang Yinan suddenly saw a big pot of water on the table, he didn't care whose water it was, he stepped forward and directly opened the administrator's kettle, drank it violently, and drank 2 liters of water in a few clicks, and the administrator almost suffocated when he saw this scene.

After drinking, Jiang Yinan put the pot of water on the table, and looked at the two security guards looking at him, he looked a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, big brother police, I'm so thirsty." ”

"Oh! Are you still thirsty? The two security guards nodded slightly.

"Hahaha, I'm not thirsty, hehe!" Jiang Yinan smiled a little innocently!

"Okay, sit there!" The security guard pointed to the stool opposite.

"No need to bother!"

"We want you to sit there to interrogate you!"

"Oh!" Jiang Yinan sat obediently on the stool, and the security guard took the notebook and began to ask questions.

"What's your name? Where do you live? How much is the phone number? ”

Jiang Yinan shook his head, "I don't know!" ”

"What? Don't know what it's called? ”

"Why did you climb over the lake embankment fence?"

"If you're thirsty, go drink water!"

"Didn't you see the prohibition of climbing over the fence?"

"But I'm so thirsty, but I don't have any money."

After interrogating for a long time, nothing came out, and the two security guards looked at each other and felt that they had not made any serious mistakes, so they taught a few words and let them go as homeless.

After coming out of the park management office, the sun was about to set, and he decided not to look for Xinlan's house, anyway, it was not once or twice that he couldn't find it. The top priority should be to go back to Shangguan Yileng's house first, but I don't remember the way back, and I don't know where Wutong Road is after so many detours? He asked a lot of people, but no one knew where Wutong Road was. Finally, a girl was kind enough to use her mobile phone to navigate to find Wutong Road for him, and entered the words "Wutong Road", and the map showed a main road in N City, "Handsome guy, are you sure you remember correctly?" ”

"No! It's Wutong Road. ”

"But I can't find it on the map! There is definitely no more in this city. ”

"Huh? But I obviously saw the words Wutong Road written on the street sign. ”

"So where did you see it, what Peugeot buildings are around?"

"I'm in the neighborhood downstairs from my house."

"Huh? It may be a path in the community, but it is not on the map! Then I'll borrow your phone to call, you see you remember your family or friends' numbers, call one and ask them to pick you up! ”

"What is a phone number?"

The girl was about to be confused, "Handsome guy, did you travel from ancient times?" ”

"What is a crossing?"

The more he asked, the more outrageous it became, and the girl thought he had a nervous problem and left.

"Oh, girl, don't go!" The girl was scared and ran faster.

Jiang Yinan had no choice but to walk on the street like a stray dog!

After an afternoon of trouble, Shangguan Yileng and Qi Xiwen broke up, Shangguan Yileng was in the pain of falling out of love, and he didn't expect that Jiang Yinan was a modern person who could not survive independently in modern times. It wasn't until the evening that Yang Manshu sent dumplings over and found that Jiang Yinan was not there, so he remembered this and hurriedly contacted Xia Muqing to look for it all night.

At this time, Jiang Yinan was sleeping in the park, and it was not until late at night that the tourists dispersed and mosquitoes bitten, and Jiang Yinan woke up. After waking up, Jiang Yinan's stomach kept growling, he wandered the street, looking at the late-night noodle stalls on the roadside, Jiang Yinan could only look at drooling. He wanted to ask others for a bowl of noodles, but he was afraid that the scene during the day would reappear, and it was dark in the middle of the night, what if he was dragged to a small alley and beaten to death? He could only walk along the street, and he didn't know where Shangguan Yileng's house was, nor where the so-called agent Xia Muqing was, nor did he know where Aunt Yang, who claimed to be his mother, was. By four or five o'clock in the morning, he was so tired that he lay down on a bench on the side of the road.

Within a few hours, he woke up in the midst of a bustling crowd, hungry and thirsty, with chapped lips and a blue face. Looking at the pedestrians on the road, coming and going, he thought it was a parade, and he didn't want to participate in the crowd. He walked to a slightly less crowded road, because he couldn't look at the traffic light, ran the red light, and walked to the middle of the road, an Audi car suddenly appeared, he was startled and fell to the ground, fortunately emergency brakes. When he reacted, he found that he had fallen to the ground, and seeing that there were more people around him, he was a little embarrassed to sit on the ground, so he stood up by himself. The female driver ran down and saw Jiang Yinan standing up fine, still looking at herself blankly, the female driver looked at herself in a very sexy sundress, subconsciously covered the big breasts on her chest with her hands, and shouted, "Stinky rascal, what to see!"

"It's rude." Jiang Yinan subconsciously looked across the road and prepared to escape.

"You're here to touch porcelain! Don't die. The female driver shouted and prepared to get into the car, "I've seen a lot of this kind of person!" ”

Jiang Yinan heard that the female driver was a little unreasonable, out of righteousness and justice, he wanted to come forward to theorize, the female driver had closed the door and drove away.

"Hey! You hit me, and I didn't say anything! Feed! Feed!!! And ah! What is touching porcelain! By this time the car was already far away.

Jiang Yinan felt very innocent at this moment, obviously she bumped into herself, and she didn't apologize, but she scolded herself, he complained, this world is declining, bullies are rampant, and there is no reason to talk about!

At nine o'clock in the morning, Xia Muqing, Yang Manshu, Shangguan Yileng and others still hadn't found Jiang Yinan's whereabouts, and it hadn't been 48 hours since they disappeared, and they couldn't call the police, so they had to report the matter to Miao Qianlu and Tang Chenming, hoping that they would find Jiang Yinan through their connections. But out of Jiang Yinan's personal safety, he couldn't say anything, so he could only look for it silently. Jiang Yinan was so hungry that his physical strength was exhausted, his eyes were dizzy, and he could only sit on the stone bench on the side of the road. After a while, a little girl happened to be sitting next to him eating fried chicken, and he kept swallowing. He had the heart to snatch food, but seeing that the little girl was so simple and cute, he couldn't bear it, and after some ideological struggle, he decided to snatch the little girl's fried chicken. After several rounds of coaxing and deception, he successfully snatched the fried chicken from the girl's hand, the little girl cried and shouted, her mother rushed over, he ran away, "What kind of person, the child's fried chicken is also snatched!" The starving ghost is reincarnated! The girl's mother couldn't catch up with Jiang Yinan, so she could only stand in place and scold.

After eating a fried chicken, Jiang Yinan felt much better, and although he was a little thirsty, he could still walk. After a while, several girls on the side of the road screamed at him, "Ah, isn't that Jiang Yinan?" ”

A few girls rushed over, "We are all your Nan Nan"! ”

"Can I take a picture with you?"

"I want it too!"

"I want it too!"

When a group of girls were chattering around Jiang Yinan, he realized that he was a big star, and just as the girls were chattering for autographs and group photos, he suddenly remembered that Xia Muqing told him to keep smiling in front of fans, and signed autographs and photos for fans very kindly.

When signing, he habitually wrote Tang Zongren's name, and no one could read the scribbled handwriting anyway. After a group photo, he saw the girl next to him holding a cup of bubble tea, and he asked the girl in a sultry tone, "Can I take a sip?" ”

The girl was very excited to be able to drink a cup of tea with her idol, so the girl took the opportunity to take a group photo with milk tea, and asked Jiang Yinan to hold a straw in her mouth, and was busy taking pictures and sending them to Moments to show off, and Jiang Yinan took a sip of water for a long time.

After several tosses, Jiang Yinan was finally let go, and he continued to hurry. After walking a few more streets, he still didn't see a similar building, and he suddenly remembered that Shangguan Yileng's house seemed to be in a place called incense, but he couldn't remember the full name. He walked dejectedly, and the seller of the disc on the side of the road saw him coming, "Handsome guy, do you want to buy a disc?" What's new recently? Make sure you're feeling refreshed every day. ”

"Big brother, do you know that there is a street or community with incense characters around here?"

"I have a lot of plates here with incense characters, you see." The seller found a lot of discs and gave them to Jiang Yinan.

"Big brother, I won't buy it for the time being, can you tell me what are the places with incense characters nearby?"

"I don't know! If you don't buy it, go now! Don't get in the way of my business......"

Suddenly, there was a call from the chengguan in the distance, "What are you two doing?" ”

In an emergency, the seller stuffed all the plates in his hands and dragged the big box away.

"Alas, brother, don't run! Your saucer ....." Jiang Yinan shouted at the people who sold the discs!

"What for?" Chengguan ran over, grabbed Jiang Yinan, and snatched the plate in his hand.

"What is this! Pornographic imagery? Illegal transactions, know it or not, send it to the police station. A city manager said scoldingly, for fear that the pedestrians passing by next to him would not hear it.