We're going to skip school

It's June in a blink of an eye, and the major middle schools have begun devilish revisions, and Xia Jie and them are no exception. Every day, in addition to brushing the questions or brushing the questions, the papers are piled up, and the days are called a bitterness.

The first class was Ms. Du's Chinese class, but it was the math teacher who walked in. So, Brother Tiger couldn't help but complain: "What the hell, it's an old man in mathematics again." ”

The math teacher walked up to the podium and said loudly, "Ladies and gentlemen, this class was supposed to be about Chinese, but I came here. Students, we're going to have a math class instead. ”

"Teacher, Mr. Du?"

"Teacher Du has something to do, I'll take her class."

"And what's the matter with him?"

"Song Hu, don't say anything unrelated to studying."

"Well, since it's Teacher Daidu's class, I should take a Chinese class, how to take a math class."

"This ......" the math teacher was speechless for a while, "I don't know how to speak, Song Hu and the teacher stood in class." ”

Song Hu whispered: "If you can't say it, you will abuse the noble rights of teachers." Alas~ No, I'll just sit. ”

The math teacher thought: Forget it, Song Hu, a student, is not worth teaching him. "Students, have you written the workbook you left yesterday?" The class fell silent. I can't help but sigh: Is this the third and fifth class of junior high school? It was too quiet, and the math teacher checked the homework and went around the class, and Xia Jie, Guo Shan and a few others wrote. "Forget it, let's write the homework I left yesterday." The math teacher's mood to lecture is gone.

Guo Shan turned his head to Song Hu and said, "Will it?" I won't teach you" "No, a little math problem won't bother me. ”

Song Hu held the pen and looked at the workbook very seriously. It's just, why can't I understand. Song Hu came step by step, first analyzed the meaning of the question, this question has given the conditions, but how do I solve it, I don't know. Time passed little by little, Brother Tiger stared at a math problem, but the pen moved. "Students, it's time for class to end......" The bell prompt sounded. Song Hu stretched his waist and looked at the blank workbook with emotion: "It would be nice if I worked hard to listen to the lectures in class before, alas~ I'm not good enough." ”

"Don't be sad, I finished writing 800 years ago, do you want to copy it again?" Guo Shan took the exercise book to Song Hu.

Then I'll take a lesson." Song Hui took it. "Brother Jie, are you copying?"

"No, I'll write it myself."

Song Hu put the exercise book on the table and quickly grabbed the pen. The tip of the pen flutters across the paper. "That's it, call it a day." Song Hu returned the exercise book to Guo Shan.

Mr. Du works hard and will not ask for leave without reason. Song Hu summoned a group of his younger brothers downstairs to discuss the matter. "Brother Tiger has something you want us to do?" Song Hu said: "It's very important, go and ask why Teacher Du didn't come." After Song Hu finished instructing everyone, the crowd dispersed, and they returned to their respective classes in twos and threes.

Xia Jie, Guo Shan, and Song Hu anxiously waited for the results.

Early the next morning, I didn't have to go to the morning self-study. A classmate hurriedly ran to the fifth floor, came to the third (5th) class of junior high school, and stood outside the door, "Brother Hu, borrow a place to talk." The four of them came to the side corridor, and Song Hu said, "Xiao Li, let's talk." ”

Xiao Li said: "I have a brother who was punished in the office yesterday. I heard from the two teachers that Mr. Du was hospitalized and was in the county hospital. ”

"Go back, Xiao Li."

"Okay, Brother Tiger." Xiao Li went back.

In the morning self-study, the three of them made a seamless truancy plan. First of all, Song Hu was waiting downstairs after class, and Xia Jie and Guo Shan said that Song Hu was going to the toilet. Then the two of them went to the toilet in math class in turn as an excuse to go out to Song Hu to meet and skip class together. "It's a good plan, but isn't it reliable?" Song Hu asked, Guo Shan said, "You think I'm so bad with you!" Song Hu was relieved.

"Where is Song Hu?" As soon as the class started, the math teacher noticed that there was one person missing in the corner. Suddenly, a voice sounded, "Teacher, I just watched ...... at the end of class" It's not good, it's going to be bad. Guo Shan immediately said: "Is it right to see Song Hu in the toilet?" Guo Shan glanced at him. The classmate seemed to understand something, and said yes, yes several times. Guo Shan whispered to Xia Jie: "Brother Jie, watch my performance." ”

"Oops, my stomach hurts, I need to go to the toilet." Guo Shan's expression was in place, "Go ahead." As soon as the words fell, Guo Shan ran away without a trace.

After five minutes, Xia Jie stood up and said, "I'm going to the toilet too." ”

"You're going to the toilet too, and you can't go to class yet?"

"It's okay if you don't go to class, you must go to the toilet." Xia Jie had already walked to the door, and walked out after speaking.

Lawlessness, really lawlessness." The math teacher gritted his teeth in anger.

The three successfully rendezvous, and Song Hu proposes to escape at a place of his choice. "It's a little exciting to think about it." Song Hu said excitedly. Coming to the designated place, Xia Jie skillfully climbed over the wall and sat on the wall. Immediately afterwards, Guo Shan also went up. "It's my turn." Song Hu hung on the wall, and he couldn't get by. "Oh my God!" Guo Shan had a headache.

"What to do? I can't get by. ”

Summer jumped off the wall, and Guo Shan also jumped down. Xia Jie said: "Then we will walk from the main gate openly." ”

"It's so powerful, skipping class to escape from the excellent you. Let's do it again. Song Hu said. If you want to go back, you can go back and see if you can come out. "Don't, Chairman Guo San." Xia Jie and the others, who have successfully escaped from the school, are heading to the intersection to wait for the bus, where there are many cars heading for the city.

Song Hu @ Author Dada: "I finally escaped from school, but how are we going to get to the hospital?" ”

The author himself: "Let's go." ”

Song Hu @ the author is great: "No, the road is far, can you not go?" ”

The author himself: "Tease you, young man, there will be a car." ”

Song Hu @ the author: "Thank you, but there is one more thing to ask for, the author's eldest brother." ”

The author himself: "Brother Tiger, just say anything." ”

Song Hu @ the author: "Can you write me more handsome?" ”

The author himself: "Fuck off, Song Hu." ”