Chapter 336: The End of Offending a Female Man
Xiao Shuangning pleaded with a pleading face, and said sincerely.
What she said came from the bottom of her heart, Shumei's health was indeed not good, and she was busy with this family every day, one person was used as two people, she really didn't want Shumei to worry about her own affairs anymore.
"You! For the sake of your filial piety, remember this time that if your grades are still declining in the final exam, then take the initiative to invite your parents to come to school. ”
After all, this little Shuangning has no "case record", and after a few words, the teacher relented. Perhaps, this is just the teacher's attempt to indulge in the past, in order to motivate Xiao Shuangning to study hard.
"Uh-huh! Definitely, definitely. Xiao Shuangning hurriedly nodded in agreement.
Students! In addition to being afraid of punishment from teachers, the most fearful thing is to invite parents. This invites parents not only to be counted down by their parents, and even beaten and scolded, but also to feel very embarrassed and hurt their self-esteem in front of their classmates.
As a student, Xiao Shuangning, of course, is also afraid of inviting parents.
"Alright, sit down! If you don't work hard now, the boss will be sad, and you won't be in a hurry to regret it later. The teacher said earnestly to Xiao Shuangning.
When she was about to turn around and leave, she suddenly knocked on Zhou Yu's desk, so frightened that Zhou Yu quickly took his hand away from the desk and looked at the teacher with scared and innocent eyes.
The teacher pointed at Zhou Yu and said sharply: "And you, if you don't study well, don't implicate others, you'd better keep to yourself a little bit, otherwise I'll let you invite your parents." ”
"Teacher, I didn't doze off again, don't always look at me unpleasantly, okay? I listened carefully and didn't interfere with the other students. Zhou Yu's face was full of innocence.
"You are clever and clever, and you have been admitted to a key middle school a long time ago, so are you going to repeat a grade here? Whether you are serious or not, you know it yourself. The teacher put down these words and walked in the direction of the podium.
Zhou Yu also deliberately carried her back, made a grimace at her, stretched out his fist and made a violent beating motion. Squeezing his eyebrows, he whispered something in his mouth.
provoked the surrounding classmates to laugh and couldn't help but snicker.
The teacher walked up to the podium and slammed the stick on the lectern to silence everyone.
"Everyone should take this as a warning, no one is born with an excellent student, and certainly not a born inferior student. If you don't work hard, you will be a prodigy, and you will eventually become a waste of firewood and become the scum of society, even if you are not a scum, you will do some dirty work when you grow up. If you want to raise your head and be a man, reading is the best way out. ”
The teacher spoke there in a serious manner, and although she made a lot of sense, it seemed that her words were a little too profound for these elementary school students.
But even so, the children under the podium returned in unison: "Understand!" ”
"Okay, turn to page 68 and we'll move on to ......"
The classroom was restored to its previous atmosphere, and the students read the texts from the books in unison along with the teacher.
Xiao Shuangning and Zhou Yu also read alongside absentmindedly.
Zhou Yu could feel the murderous aura emanating from Xiao Shuangning's body, and he regretted it a little now, why did he paint a turtle on Xiao Shuangning's face just now.
After class, Zhou Yu rushed out of the classroom as soon as possible and ran to the men's toilet to hide.
Xiao Shuangning chased after him, but he didn't catch up, and was intercepted by many boys at the door of the men's toilet.
"What are you doing? This is the men's toilet, no matter how urgent you are, you can't run to the men's toilet, right? A boy who was side by side with her and was about to enter the men's bathroom looked at her with strange eyes.
She stopped the car panting, and stood awkwardly at the door of the men's toilet, her cheeks bulging because of her anger.
Really, if it weren't for those boys blocking her way, she might have really rushed into the men's toilet and pressed Zhou Yu in the toilet and beat him violently.
At home, in front of Xiao Youchen, she is still a good girl, a well-behaved and sensible girl.
But in fact, where they can't see, she is a female man, she didn't find out that she had such potential before, since she met Zhou Yu, her potential as a female man has exploded. In her opinion, when you encounter trouble, you can solve the problem well.
Zhou Yu hid in the toilet, not daring to squeak, nor daring to come out to see if Xiao Shuangning was still guarding the door.
As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, a good man doesn't fight with a woman, he just can't fight with a girl, no matter how bad he is, that will make his classmates laugh. Therefore, in the face of Xiao Shuangning, he had to hide as the best policy.
Xiao Shuangning puffed out his cheeks and wandered around the corridor in front of the toilet door for a few laps, and finally returned in vain.
Damn Zhou Yu, if you can run a monk, you can't run the temple, see how I clean you up then.
Zhou Yu thought about it again, there was no way to hide like this, and when the class bell rang, he didn't have to obediently return to his seat again.
His mind began to spin rapidly, thinking of a solution for himself.
At this time, he saw a male classmate in his class come in, and a plan immediately came to his mind, and he pulled the boy to the corner of the toilet.
The boy thought he had bad intentions, and asked in an unfriendly tone, "Zhou Yu, what are you going to do?" I don't seem to have offended you, did I? ”
"No, even if I offend, I won't be unhappy with you! We're classmates! How can you care about a little thing, don't you say? That one...... I'll give you something to discuss! Zhou Yu said with a hippie smile, and at a glance, he knew that he was asking for someone.
"What's the matter?"
"Shall we switch seats today?"
"No, I can't read the words written on the blackboard when I sit back." The boy did not hesitate, refused in one bite, and was ready to break free of Zhou Yu's hand on his shoulder and leave.
Zhou Yu pulled him hard, "There's something to discuss!" If you promise to switch places with me, I'll give you a basketball, and that's the way it should go, right? ”
This Zhou Yu didn't expect to know how to do what he liked, he knew that this classmate loved basketball, so he used basketball as a condition in exchange.
When the classmate heard this, his eyes turned green.
"You're not kidding?"
"Do you think I'm joking?"
"Hmm...... For basketball's sake, okay, I'll reluctantly change your position for a day! You're not allowed to talk, isn't it? Otherwise, I'll tell the head teacher about the garbage you put in the teacher's clothes and hat last time. ”
When Zhou Yu heard this, he immediately felt angry in his heart, and glared at the boy angrily.
All right! Now any cat or dog dares to threaten me.
He glared at the boy and didn't answer for a long time.
Seeing that he was stunned, the boy asked impatiently, "Hey! What a stunned man! In the end, I still can't change it, I'm still holding my pee! No matter how much you grind, you're in class. ”
Zhou Yu pursed his lips, stretched his neck, and returned with wide eyes, "Change, of course, you will help me bring the books for the next class to your desk when you go back to the classroom later, and promise to deliver the basketball to you tomorrow, talking is not a turtle grandson." ”
"Okay, it's a word, hurry up and let go, I'm almost suffocating." The boy said, broke free of Zhou Yu's hand, and hurried to release the water.
Zhou Yu hid in the toilet until he heard the class bell ring, and he ran into the classroom like crazy.
At this time, Xiao Shuangning was already questioning the male classmate sitting next to him.
She looked at the male classmates beside her with puzzled eyes and asked, "What are you doing sitting here?" ”
"Oh! Zhou Yu took the initiative to ask me to change my position for a day. The boy said casually.
"He told you to change, and you changed it?"
"He said to give me a basketball, such a cheap thing, you will change it if you come to you, you say, right? I'm not stupid. ”
The two were chatting, and at this time, Zhou Yu ran into the classroom, with a little smugness on his face, and walked straight to the position of the male classmate.
His gaze inadvertently met Xiao Shuangning's, Xiao Shuangning's eyes were full of murderous aura, the kind of murderous aura that wanted to dismantle Zhou Yu into pieces.
Zhou Yu couldn't help but shudder, quickly avoided Xiao Shuangning's eyes, and sat down uncomfortably.
Xiao Shuangning had no choice but to endure it, concentrate on studying, and temporarily forgot about this "blood feud".
After school in the afternoon, Zhou Yu didn't wait for Xiao Shuangning to come to him, and he didn't even have time to pack his schoolbag, so he hid out.
Xiao Shuangning packed up his schoolbag and chased him out, so he had to walk towards the school gate dejectedly.
Zhou Yu, who was hiding at the corner of the stairs on the other side, saw Xiao Shuangning's figure disappear at the school gate, so he breathed a sigh of relief, returned to the classroom to pack his schoolbag, and swaggered towards the school gate.
When he was walking out of the school gate, he was suddenly beaten hard in the back, and then he heard Xiao Shuangning's familiar voice.
"Run! Hide! Call you to bully me, tell you to draw a turtle on my face, see if I don't draw a grassland on you. I really regret making such a bad friend as you, causing me to lose face in front of my teachers and classmates again and again......"
Xiao Shuangning held a stick twice as thick as his thumb, and slashed at Zhou Yu for a while, and kept cursing in his mouth.
Zhou Yu protected himself with both hands, jumping and dodging, and screaming in pain.
At this time, school was over, and there were many students passing by at the school gate, and when they saw such a picture, everyone couldn't help but stop and watch the excitement. After a while, a large group of people were around.
"Grandma, don't fight, okay? I'm sorry to tell you, right? What a friend, you won't do this to me, will you? ”
"What did I do to you, I call it a tooth for a tooth, you forgot how to treat me during the day, right?"
"I know it's wrong, can't I? You don't have to look at your friends, you have to take care of yourself! So many people are watching! I have to see you every day, you really become a celebrity in the school, such a man's wife, be careful that no one can't marry when you grow up. Zhou Yu is indeed flamboyant, and he wants to fortify himself to solve his urgent needs.
Xiao Shuangning seemed to have listened to his words, she glanced at the onlookers with her spare eyes, and all of them looked at her with surprised eyes.
At this time, a teacher squeezed in the crowd and shouted, "What are you doing here if you don't go home after school?" The school gate is blocked by you, so hurry up. ”