Chapter 121: The Fermentation of the Spring Festival Couplets Incident (II)

On the Spring Festival couplets, if the zodiac is written, what is the reason! Why did he write last year's zodiac on the remaining Spring Festival couplets from last year! In this way, you can't use these Spring Festival couplets at all! However, it is now Chinese New Year's Eve, the afternoon of the thirtieth day of the lunar month. What should I do?

I've been busy for almost a whole Chinese New Year's Eve. Last night, because of the broken bed board and the lack of quilt, I searched for the old down jacket that I found for a long time, so I didn't fall asleep for a long time. Now I'm busy looking for the Spring Festival couplets again, and I'm even more sleepy.

No matter what, even if I can't make up for the lack of sleep I didn't sleep last night, I have to work hard to solve the matter of the Spring Festival couplets! It's really not good, so I can only follow what my cousin Xu Yao said, find two big red pieces of paper by myself, and write a bunch of Spring Festival couplets?

No, is this another job that my god can't do? With my immature handwriting, I'm real, I don't even believe in myself! Not to mention anything, what makes others look at the Spring Festival couplets written in my handwriting.

Not to mention sticking it on the door of my house, even on the table in my house, I am embarrassed to let my father, my mother and my cousin Xu Yao see it! How can this kind of thing be seen by the neighbors outside! Therefore, I may not have the courage to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets and paste them on the door of my house for everyone to see!

Therefore, in fact, this most basic problem comes from my own! It's that I don't want to, and I don't dare! The so-called self-confidence is really important!

If you don't want to, even if outsiders say it, you won't do it! Because that's what you imagined, and you've made your choice. Others can't force you to do what you don't want to do, and they can't force you to do what you don't dare to do. Because, it's like, we'll never be able to wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.

If that person is really asleep, there is still a chance to wake up. If it's pretending to be asleep, then that person doesn't want you to wake him up or rather, it's himself in front of you and doesn't want to face you, anyway, it's what he thinks about himself, he doesn't want to be woken up, then no matter what, he can't wake up.

This is an unspeakable thing, people know this principle, and they all know that the person you can't wake up must be pretending to be asleep. The person who pretended to be asleep must have his own reasons, and he didn't want you to wake him up. But why, no one will debunk this thing that has been seen very clearly and clearly!

Is this the little secret between people? Is this what we think in our minds? Why won't I, I don't dare, I'm not confident? I don't know why! Anyway, for myself, I don't want to go, let's do it!

Just when I was thinking about these things, my cousin Xu Yao suddenly said to me, "No, why are you hesitating?" I told you before, it's not feasible, don't you know? I told you a long time ago, but in the end you have to write it yourself. Look at it, don't you have to write it yourself? Actually, I have long guessed that last year's Spring Festival couplets, there must be some zodiac signs and the like, and I can't use them! ”

"You already knew?" I looked at my cousin Xu Yao suspiciously, and then said, "No, you said you already knew?" It can't be, how can it be? No, when you came to my house for the New Year last year, you carefully looked at those and the rest of the Spring Festival couplets? Otherwise, how do you know that there will be zodiac animals on those Spring Festival couplets? You must have seen it, haven't you? ”

"If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have gone through any more cabinets! You told me not to look for it, and you didn't tell me that you knew it wouldn't work, so I'd have to find it myself? Next time, you know that there is a zodiac on it that can't be used, can you tell me in advance, I wasted so much time, or did useless work, really died! I then said to my cousin Xu Yao.

My cousin Xu Yao looked at me in surprise, and then said to me: "No, you are a person, what are you thinking about in your little head every day!" When I came to your house for the New Year last year, I didn't see you clean up these Spring Festival couplets, I have clairvoyance or a prophet, when will I still have these superpowers? Q: Why did I know that one had the zodiac on it in the first place? ”

"Isn't it, haven't you seen those Spring Festival couplets? So how do you know how you guessed those zodiac signs? Is it because you have a high IQ? I have a low IQ, so I didn't know there would be a zodiac? No, is this thing still related to people's IQ? Also, my IQ is not low. I said.

My cousin Xu Yao, this time he was very happy, he teased me: "This is really related to IQ, your IQ is too low, compared to your smart cousin, your IQ is simply lower than that basin, it's really too stupid and stupid, no IQ!" ”

"What the hell, you go away for me!" My cousin stimulated me like this, and I suddenly had an inexplicable courage. I know where to find the red paper on which the Spring Festival couplets are written. So, I walked straight to my desk, and from the drawer of the desk, I successfully retrieved a large piece of red paper.

Then, I'm going to look for scissors. To be honest, that's really a task that's not easy to complete! I can't find my scissors anymore. I remember I got it back from school, why can't I find it at home! Why can't I find it? Why is this so?

I remember I took it back and put it on my desk! I was sad when my mother suddenly pushed open the bedroom door and walked in, holding a pair of scissors. Then she saw that I seemed to be looking for something, and asked me, "Yongning?" What are you looking for? What's so messy? ”

"I'm looking for scissors, he's gone, I remember I put him in the drawer of my desk." Actually, I've seen that the scissors are in my mother's hand, but I didn't say it directly, which would make me look reserved. My mom, too, won't feel embarrassed. In fact, there will be no embarrassing times between the two of us!

"In my hands! What are you looking for scissors? "My mom handed me the scissors and asked me.

I replied, "I'm going to make Spring Festival couplets!" Last year's Spring Festival couplets can't be used, and this year's ones can't be bought, so I can only write one and make one by myself! ”

"Oh no, I thought something was going on! You go out and take a look, I just pasted the Spring Festival couplets. Grandma Li's house downstairs has a surplus, I saw that our family didn't post it, so I went to ask for one. My mom replied.

It turned out that the matter of the Spring Festival couplets was solved like this!

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