Chapter 125: I'll help whoever I like
"Xu Wenruo, should we call 119?"
Juli and the three of them shouted loudly outside the door.
What, this kid's head was hot, and he ran so fast that he didn't have time to stop it, so he rushed in with a tree.
You said there were a bunch of gods or something in this house, even if it was really on fire, it should be a fire extinguisher or a water hose to go in?
What are you doing with a tree? Isn't it a fool?
"No, it's safe in the house, come in!"
Liu Meier answered for Xu Wenruo, and went to the door very intimately, waving to the three people outside in a serious manner.
"What's going on?"
Xu Wenruo touched her head, a little confused, what did she want to do when she came in just now?
"The daughter-in-law is amazing!"
Jiang Dudu gave Xu Wenruo a thumbs up, and sure enough, his body can withstand things, protect his daughter-in-law, and at the same time, he can beat Jiang Che.
"Huh?"
What is so great for no reason? Xu Wenruo looked back at the front, hey, not far in front of this, why is there a person lying down? And this man and himself, just the length of a tree trunk, part of it, broke in front of him.
This lying person looks very familiar, like, it seems to be Jiang Che?
Xu Wenruo couldn't believe his eyes, thinking that he had seen something wrong, and rubbed and rubbed it, it was really Jiang Che.
Lin Xing'er has already taken a net, put him in it, and is working hard to collect the net.
Jiang Che in his pocket, his skin is abnormally weird, blue, and his hair is also the kind that flies up and stands up, and he hasn't lost consciousness yet, but his body seems to have been hit hard and can't move.
"Did you catch an alien?"
After Juli and the others entered the door, what they just saw was Jiang Che who was blue, a little confused, what was going on? This- how did this pop up a man in a blue leather suit, with an exploding head?
"It seems to be Jiang Che?"
Zhang Xiaoxia took a closer look, no, how could this person be so familiar, so like Jiang Che who stayed in the house?
Looking around, except for Xu Wenruo, who was standing there stupidly, Jiang Dudu, who was also hiding behind the door, three ghosts and gods who were smoking, exuding the smell of barbecue, and Liu Meier, who was accompanying the side, just faced the people who were being wrapped in the net and the net.
"What's wrong with him?"
Xu Wenruo pointed to the blue Jiang Che with an unbelievable expression.
"Possessed by a demon!"
The net used by Lin Xing'er is a net dedicated to dealing with immortals, which is a good thing handed down from ancient times, specially used to catch disobedient immortals and demons.
Once you catch one accurately, no matter how great you are, you can't escape.
"What the hell? Blue alien ghosts? β
The three words Xie Meng and aliens are inseparable, and every sentence must be brought in.
"The soul fragment in the magic weapon, but now it has been caught, thank you!"
Lin Xing'er had already put away the net, and by the way, she threw a look at Xu Wenruo, young lady, you are very powerful, a tree trunk can beat down a super-god human who can't be subdued by two gods and one ghost king, give you a thumbs up, give you a thumbs up!
It turned out that when Liu Xu and the three of them rushed up in fishing clothes just now, it happened to be when Jiang Che was full of thunder and lightning power, and the result can be imagined, the three of them instantly turned into grilled fish, and flew to the floor on the side, convulsing and smoking, and they didn't want to be beaten.
With this blow, the power stored in Jiang Che's body was used up, and if he wanted to break out, he would have to wait a little longer, plus Jiang Che's body was a human being, he would be a little unbearable, and now he could only run out with all his might.
Lin Xing'er made plans and rushed up to fight with him, but Xu Wenruo came in with a tree trunk and clanged, so coincidentally, he collided with this fake Jiang Che who wanted to escape.
The trunk of the tree was a good thing, and the man rushed so hard that the reaction force bounced directly off the wood back into his own body, and as a result, he couldn't climb himself.
Everyone is happy with this result!
The chaos in the house was over, and Julie and the others were pulled by Liu Meier to help the three fools on the ground up, let them sit on the sofa on the side, and then feed them water and drink one by one.
It took about half an hour for the three people whose faces and bodies were scorched to recover.
The first thing I did when I woke up, of course, was to pay attention to my appearance, such a tragic appearance was really not suitable for appearing in front of my daughter-in-law and other women.
Xu Wenruo and the others looked at them silently, waved their hands and changed their outfits, not to mention that their dark faces were gone, and their clothes were also changed.
The three of them pretended that nothing had happened, they just slept just now, and silently rubbed over, listened to Lin Xing'er talk about the cause and effect, and then was serious, touched their chins, and asked in unison:
"You mean to say that the current Jiang Che is a thunder vertebrae?"
......
All the women in the room looked at them speechlessly, please, we have already answered this question before you wake up, are you stupid?
"Dad, I finally know why you're so stupid!"
Jiang Dudu couldn't help but say.
"Why?"
Jiang Gugu also followed up and asked, after living for so long, I don't know why I am so stupid, you actually know more than me?
"Thunderstruck!"
Jiang Dudu looked at the other two people who were stupid together, and he was even more sure, being struck by lightning seemed to be able to really change a person's IQ, you see, the uncle and the ghost king also began to look not very smart.
"It's impossible, I split others before, and this thunder will hit me, and there will be no reaction!"
Jiang Gugu shook his head and waved his hand solemnly, son, you are lying nonsense to me again, I am the god of thunder, how could I be struck by thunder?
"yes, why were you struck by lightning too?"
Hehe, I don't know if I don't mention it, everyone was startled when I mentioned it, especially Ning Jin and Liu Xu, who were following him, immediately frowned and sensed that something was wrong.
According to what you say, you are the god of thunder, and you are not afraid of thunder, so why were you struck by thunder just like us?
"This time it's- it's an accident!"
Realizing that his words did not match reality, Jiang Gugu immediately stammered and explained, this time it was just a coincidence!
"What an accident, it's me who wants to hack you, hehehehe-"
Jiang Che, who was trapped in the net of binding immortals, held the hole in the net, looked at Jiang Gugu, and smiled hehe, like a fool, "You should be able to sense it, right?" β
"Why does he speak?"
Zhu Lili and they immediately took a few steps back, didn't it mean that the soul of the magic weapon was not complete, and could only have some immature behaviors, and could not be like people and immortals?
"Sure enough, it's not the soul of an immortal artifact, it's actually a blue alien, or is it the result of an alien entering the body and mutating and mutating?"
Xie Meng is now not only obsessed with aliens, but also brought aliens in.
"I didn't say he couldn't speak!"
Zhu Lili was helpless, didn't Lin Xing'er say it just now, it's just that there is a problem with the intelligence level, and it may be very unreasonable to do things, not that he can't speak!
"Well, what did he mean?"
Xie Meng didn't understand, why did he want to split Jiang Gugu, isn't this thunder vertebra Jiang Gugu's magic weapon? Could it be because on weekdays, this thunder god abused his magic weapon?
"Don't talk, just watch!"
Zhang Xiaoxia grabbed Xie Meng and asked her to stop muttering, didn't she see that everyone else was looking at Jiang Che in the immortal net with a vigilant expression?
As long as you don't make a sound and watch silently, you will definitely know the answer.
"How can you speak?"
Jiang Gugu asked the same question and looked at Jiang Che in surprise.
"Why can't I speak? Hey, heyβ"
Jiang Che bit the net and muttered quietly.
"Are you my magic weapon?"
Jiang Gugu touched his head, a little incomprehensible, and he couldn't accept it, this magic weapon suddenly became a human, and he could speak, who would be stunned!
"Not now, my master, not you! Hey, heyβ"
Jiang Che shook his head, pouted and looked at Jiang Gugu, and then continued for a long time:
"You're so stupid, I'm so unhappy to follow you!"
The contempt and disgust from the magic weapon is still his own magic weapon, especially fatal and devastating.
The expression on Jiang Gugu's face changed and changed, changed and changed, and finally, he turned around silently and went to the corner of the wall on the side, squatting there, facing the wall and thinking about it.
"Then who are you happy with?"
Jiang Dudu was angry, hugged his arm and twisted it, my dad is stupid, but only our own people can bully, you are a magic breaker, what is there to pick, if it weren't for my dad, you wouldn't know what it was!
Liu Meier has already gone to the side to comfort Jiang Gugu, usually when her husband is good, she can be angry, regardless of it, dislike and hate or something, but when her husband is angry and sad, self-doubt and denial, she will be very gentle and considerate of her man.
The rest of the people all looked at Jiang Che and didn't quite understand what he was doing to make Jiang Gugu angry.
"With you, master!"
Jiang Che blinked his eyes and looked at Jiang Dudu with a serious face.
Since this is Jiang Che's face and his rival in love, the moment such a sensual word is spoken, Jiang Dudu almost couldn't help but whip him.
"Am I your master?"
Xu Wenruo has a question mark in his head, when and how did it happen? How did I become your master?
"I'm not sure if he's talking about the soul or the body!"
Ning Jin shook his head and reminded Xu Wenruo, although he said it to your body, the soul in your body is Jiang Dudu!
"Whoever likes you is my master!"
Jiang Che pursed his lips with a helpless expression: "Look, whoever you like, I'll help whoever chases you!" β
The meaning of this is already obvious, he is calling Xu Wenruo's master, it is Xu Wenruo's body, not the soul of Jiang Dudu inside.
"Whoever I like, you can help chase me?"
Jiang Dudu said, and his complaining eyes turned to Xu Wenruo, then if it is really what he said, you just like Jiang Che?