Chapter 70: A Grasshopper

"Thank you family." Such foul language did not have much positive significance, but when Lao Hei and the nurse said it loudly, they felt extremely happy, and the depression of the past few days vomited at this moment. I have to say that foul language, as a language tool for venting, does have an extraordinary function, of course, for the sake of social civilization, it is better to say less.

Wu Fei knocked on the ground from the crutches, and a dull sound exploded in the ears of the two of them, hitting their hearts, "Do you know who I am?" ”

"Alliance veteran, Wu Feicong. How? Do you want to get hands-on with us young people? The nurse stopped, she was only one step away from the door, but she couldn't go, and once she stepped out, she might face a terrifying power that she had never seen since she became an alien.

But the next moment, the nurse's face was soothed, she glanced at the old black beside her, and found that this guy actually lit a cigarette in a chic manner, and he didn't go, but his leg trembled so much that it was a joy.

Wu Feicong smiled and walked forward slowly, and He Junqian, who was behind him, saw this and wanted to catch up, but when he saw the rickety back, he hesitated.

"Young man, it's good to be bloody, but be polite." Wu Fei got closer and closer, and with each step, the crutches in his hand tapped heavily on the ground, as if to frighten the two young men who didn't know the height of the sky with the dull sound of the explosion.

However, things didn't go in the direction he expected. Lao Hei and the nurse were not moved at all, and even turned around with great interest to enjoy Wu Feicong's performance.

This strange atmosphere permeated the room, and everyone's expressions changed for a while. Wu Fei gradually retracted from his smile, he stopped in front of Lao Hei and the nurse, his wrinkled face twisted together, and his eyes that had been smiling showed coldness for the first time, "The older generation is indeed not suitable for you young people, and it is not glorious to win, but I think it is okay to discipline your leaders." ”

As he spoke, Wu Fei raised the cane in his hand and hit Lao Hei and the nurse, his movements were not fast, but he was firm enough that he even forgot to dodge.

"When will it be your turn to take care of the people of the Mirror Division?"

The wooden door of He Junqian's house shattered in response, and countless sawdust shot out, bypassing Lao Hei and the nurse, and directly attacking Wu Feicong, and the air explosion sound made by friction with the air made Wu Feicong feel a strong killing intent. Someone wanted to kill him?

Wu Fei snorted coldly, swept his cane violently, and the wood chips around him shattered, turning into wood powder and falling to the ground, a thin layer, "What person?" ”

"Old witch, the one who disguised herself as a man to bully me, do you think you are undefeated in the East?" Yan Xi stood outside the door with an umbrella, a pair of willow eyebrows staring coldly at the old man with a calm face.

"A woman dressed as a man? This guy turned out to be an old woman? Lao Hei looked at Wu Feicong in shock, and his brain circuit fell into chaos for a while. The nurse couldn't believe it, it was the first time she had seen a lot of people who still liked to play the routine of women dressing up as men.

Wu Fei retracted his crutches and said coldly: "Xiaoxi, I haven't seen you for so many years, you still have this stinky temper, be careful that you can't get married." ”

"I'm sorry, the person chasing me can circle the earth three times, sister, I just didn't fancy it. And, in terms of seniority, is it your turn to call me Xiaoxi? Yan Xi said coldly, with undisguised contempt and accusation in her eyes, as if Wu Fei had really offended her.

What was shocking was that Wu Fei was silent, she didn't answer, she didn't even snort.

Lao Hei didn't dare to break the weird atmosphere at will, so he had to ask the nurse in a low voice, "I'm a little confused now, why don't you explain it to me?" ”

"Uh...... Explain the fart, I haven't recovered from Wu Fei being a woman. The author has a poisonous brain! The nurse rolled her eyes and continued to look confused.

After a long while, Wu Fei left without saying a word. Leaving three people who can't figure out the situation, and a dashing lady.

"Why are you still stunned? Hurry up and go back to the mirror division to clean up the mess, and if you don't go back, that guy in the moon is going crazy. Yan Xi pulled the faces of Lao Hei and the nurse to make the two sober up.

The nurse finally recovered from the shock just now, and when she heard Yan Xi's words, her heart was hit by a huge blow again, "Xiaoxi, I don't think we have completed enough of this mission, Lao Hei and I still have something to investigate......

Without waiting for the nurse to finish speaking, Lao Hei nodded hurriedly and echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, there are still many doubts, we have to leave later." ”

After saying that, the two of them ran away without a trace.

Looking at the two people who walked into the space passage in an instant, Yan Xi looked back at He Junqian and complained: "Director He, can you do a good job of your family's security measures next time, how can anyone just leave!" ”

The corners of He Junqian's mouth twitched, and he sighed: "Didn't you ask me to provide permission to all members of your Mirror Division at the beginning?" ”

"Oh? Is it? I forgot. ”

……

Zhang Yue was busy in the living room with a large garbage bag in one hand. The garbage is scattered all over the ground, and it is difficult to find a place to put your feet. This has almost become Zhang Yue's daily routine. He originally thought that his wet nurse had won him the opportunity to go out for a walk, but his father's job firmly locked him in the mirror division.

Zhang Yue never thought that the people of the Mirror Division had such a great ability to produce garbage, and if they didn't clean it up for a day or two, the living room would become a dog kennel. Even if sometimes, the big guy puts down his body and is willing to eat Zhang Yue's cooking, the pile of rice bowls makes Zhang Yue desperate.

When he didn't participate in housework before, Zhang Yue didn't feel the amount of food that everyone in the mirror division ate, after all, every meal was very rich, and he was only responsible for eating, but when he really operated it, the pots and pans used in the cooking process could really be piled up into a small mountain. The first day you don't want to wash, the next day you pile up more, and then, no one wants to go into the kitchen again.

So far, Zhang Yue has adhered to the day's hygiene, but it still makes him tired. However, I heard that today, Yan Xi went to pick up the nurse and Lao Hei back, and Zhang Yue felt a sense of relief.

"I'm back!"

A familiar voice came from the door, Zhang Yue knew that it was Yan Xi's voice, he threw down the broom, trying to make himself look calmer, but he still couldn't hold back his fast steps, "What about Lao Hei and my sister?" ”

Yan Xi was a little displeased, kicked off her boots, put on slippers, and muttered: "You just think about your sister and Lao Hei, I don't welcome it when I come back, I'm very tired from running, okay?" ”

Zhang Yue looked behind her, hoping to see the two familiar figures, but it backfired, until Yan Xi walked past him angrily, and didn't see anyone, "Didn't you come back?" Alas......"

Zhang Yue loosened her sore waist, returned to the living room, and continued to clean up the garbage left at noon today.

……

"You think it's really possible for us to find his family?" Lao Hei touched the yin and yang ring on the ring finger of his left hand and asked. Inside the ring is Li Yousheng's urn.

The nurse stretched her waist, leaned back on the seat, and looked at the scenery outside the window, "I don't know, let it be, if you find it, help him go home, and if you can't find it, take it back." ”

Lao Hei nodded and said with a smile: "It's okay, take him to the mountains and rivers to relax." That's it, Kagaji's side......"

"Huh...... You have to believe that Tsuki, he's my brother. ”

"Then I'm not his brother-in-law?"

"Cut ......"

The train rumbles along the tracks and reverberates through the mountain-bound area. Lao Hei and his nurse embarked on their journey, following the route of the train, where they went, and facing the unknown journey with a new mentality. Traveling the world is not a difficult task for them, and the spirits of both men have the ability to fly, and if they wish, they can fly around the earth on their own.

But that's not their purpose, they want to see the world as ordinary people, and sometimes this world without alien spirits* is more lovely. In addition, if he is lucky enough to find Li Yousheng's family, it will naturally be better for him to be buried in peace.

Li Yousheng's body was cremated by Lao Hei when he was carried to He Junqian's house, leaving behind jet-black ashes, which were traces left after being eroded by demon poison. Lao Hei fought his tired body, and he forced the demon poison to be refined with the red lotus karmic fire, and looking at the ashes that had been restored to purity, Lao Hei decided to send him home as a person.

This idea was supported by the wet nurse and Ho Chun-him, and through the soul mark left in the ashes, Ho Junqian used a secret method to set a curse on the ashes, and when he met someone who was related to Li Yousheng, the ashes would spontaneously combust. At that time, Lao Hei will light this fire on the immortal candle given by He Junqian and give it to Li Yousheng's family.

Of course, all this can only be casual, if you can meet the best, if you can't, Lao Hei will remove the curse and save the urn himself.

As for whether or not he has escaped Kagamiji's housework, it is still up for debate. Anyway, the nurse won't admit it.

……

In the past half a year, Lao Hei and his nurse have traveled all over China, and they are also comfortable eating and drinking all the way, looking at the scenery. It's just that Li Yousheng's urn is still quietly staying in Lao Hei's yin and yang ring.

The two of them are wandering in an ancient village at the moment, one holding a string of sugar gourds, admiring the bricks and tiles in the alleys of the ancient city, turning the corner, and from time to time you can see the ancient banyan tree in Aoi. Under the shade of the tree, the old man lay on the Taishi chair, surrounded by the laughter of children, showing the joy of yellow hair hanging down.

When dusk fell, the children reluctantly said goodbye to their friends under the shouts of adults, and made an appointment to continue playing the game in the old place tomorrow. Everyone was gone, except for a skinny kid still fiddling with the grasshopper he had just caught.

"That's?" Lao Hei was about to leave with his nurse, but suddenly felt a strange movement in the Yin and Yang ring,

A dark flame jumped out of the Yin Yang Ring, and the old black eye quickly stopped the flame and lit it on the immortal candle. The firelight flickered in the dim sky, with a hint of warmth.

The nurse smiled and said, "It's time to send him home." ”