Chapter 003: The Great Transformation of the Living Person
Xu Wenruo is famous again.
In the paste bar, the goddess of the manhole cover gives up on herself, mixes and matches, and shows herself.
This school is going to be no longer alive.
After the roommates came back, they all couldn't help but laugh and sat in their places, Xu Wenruo was reviewing the subjects for the afternoon exam, and she didn't go to the blackboard newspaper at noon today, and she didn't go to this student union, she won't go in the future.
She's quitting!
It's so embarrassing, why is she still going to the student union!
"Laugh if you want, don't suffocate you all!"
Xu Wenruo stopped writing hatefully on the side, turned his head to look at the other three, and was about to hold back his internal injuries with a smile.
"Hahaha-"
"Ahaha-"
The three of them immediately beat their chests and feet, leaned back and fell together in laughter, lying on the table, and laughed out of the snort of pigs.
"You're so abnormal today!"
While wiping her tears, Juli gasped and asked, no, she still wanted to laugh and couldn't help it.
"In the past, you were the earliest, and today, you're still-"
Xie Meng covered his mouth to prevent laughter from overflowing.
"After the exam today, the next one is going to be Wednesday, do you want to worship the Buddha tomorrow and transfer it?"
Zhang Xiaoxia is the calmest person, and at this time, he can still speak calmly.
"Review well, the exam will be at half past two!"
Xu Wenruo knocked on the table and reminded them.
"It's okay, you review, we're going to take a nap!"
As she spoke, Julie climbed into bed, and the other two followed suit, laughing under the quilt for a while before calming down.
"Xu Wenruo, aren't you sleeping?"
Zhang Xiaoxia asked.
"What does she sleep on, what if she sleeps again?"
Xie Meng couldn't help but laugh and answered for her, and the three of them laughed wildly again.
Xu Wenruo really didn't take a nap, because she was very worried about the calculus in the afternoon exam.
She has always been bad at math, although she listened carefully to the lecture and took notes during class, but after changing a question, she couldn't write.
Sad, she still wants to change her major!
In the afternoon exam, Xu Wenruo was not late, but most of the questions she encountered would not be done, which made her anxious, and in the end, she could only count it by feeling.
After coming out of the examination room, Xu Wenruo felt that half of his life was gone.
What can I do?
This time in the calculus exam, I am going to be blind!
I am really unlucky today, or I will go to worship the Buddha tomorrow and keep safe!
Speaking of praying to God and worshiping Buddha, Xu Wenruo realized it later, remembered the lucky god doll he bought yesterday, and hurriedly went to the bag to rummage through it, but fortunately, it was not lost.
I bought it for a dollar, and I will take it to Kaiguang tomorrow, maybe, after I open the light, I can bless myself and be lucky!
Thinking about it like this, Xu Wenruo's heart is beautiful, when he goes to bed at night, because there is no exam the next day, he sleeps sweetly, and in his dream, he also met a handsome little brother, saying that she saved him and wanted to make a promise!
The little brother has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, his figure is undressed and fleshy, he is thin in clothes, a big man of 1.8 meters, his hair is brown, and he has two small tiger teeth when he laughs, which is really handsome.
Xu Wenruo was drooling in his dream.
The next day, she returned to normal, woke up at seven o'clock, got up to wash and dress, carried her bag, went to the cafeteria to eat first, and then took her student ID and took the bus to the temple.
Because at seven or eight o'clock, it happened to be the rush hour for work, there was a traffic jam on the road, and the bus was also crowded.
The original 40-minute drive was blocked for two hours, and after getting off the bus, Xu Wenruo looked helpless.
Knowing this, she came in the afternoon, picking a time period when there was less traffic and smooth, why did she have to rush here early in the morning?
However, since they are all here, this temple still has to go, but when she arrived at the window to buy tickets, she realized that it was over, and when she was having breakfast in the cafeteria just now, she put her meal card and student ID on the table, as if she forgot to take it.
Xu Wenruo was like a thunderbolt from the blue, standing in place, and began to question himself, then why did I get up so early and be squeezed into the car and sweat for two hours?
The temple full ticket is 10 yuan, if you take the bus back to find it, it is a round trip, each time the fare is 1.8 yuan, a total of 3.6 yuan, but the canteen, may not be able to find.
Wait, Meal Card!
Xu Wenruo then remembered that she still had ten yuan on her meal card, and she ate steamed buns in the morning, brushed one piece of five, and eight yuan of five.
It's over, if the person who picked it up is shamelessly stolen, what can I do?
This was a difficult choice question, and Xu Wenruo stepped aside, scratching his ears and cheeks.
"Little girl, meet again!"
It was the bald uncle who sold her the lucky god the day before yesterday, and at this moment, he had changed into a monk's suit, and he was looking at her with kind eyes.
"You-"
Xu Wenruo's first reaction was, are you looking for me to add money?
"Do you want me to take you in, I'm from the temple."
Uncle blinked.
"Don't you want money?"
As he spoke, Xu Wenruo peeked at the aunt who was checking the ticket at the door.
"Little girl, I want to invite you because you have a relationship with me, if you don't want to, then forget it!"
The uncle nodded very calmly, seeing that she was a little hesitant, and turned around to leave.
"No, I'm going!"
Xu Wenruo immediately grabbed him, in this temple, people come and go, after entering, she will wander around by herself, if she doesn't follow him, she should be fine.
The uncle didn't say anything more, he was in front, Xu Wenruo was behind, and the two of them swaggered into the door together.
"Waitβ"
The aunt was quick and stopped the two of them.
"It's me!"
The uncle explained, "This is my friend's nephew and daughter-in-law, take it in and have a look!" β
"Who are you, from our temple? Why haven't I seen you? β
The aunt looked the uncle up and down.
"How is it possible, you take a closer look!"
The uncle touched his bald head, straightened his clothes, and cleared his throat.
Just when the uncle was entangled with the aunt, another monk in cloth clothes came over, and after looking at the uncle on the side, he immediately asked:
"Who are you? How come I haven't seen it? β
"I'm a monk here!"
Uncle insisted.
"This is our business, you old man, you have been recognized, why do you still have a swollen face and become fat?"
The aunt immediately came to the momentum, and the uncertain tone that had been said was immediately full of confidence.
"The ticket is only ten yuan, there are old age cards and student IDs, and the half-price is only 5 yuan.
The aunt was questioned with a split head and face, and Xu Wenruo and the uncle could only retreat in a gloomy manner.
What a shame!
"I'll pay for it, please go in!"
Xu Wenruo told the uncle to forget it, he figured it out by himself, but he didn't expect the uncle to insist, saying that it was fate, and he must invite her in.
Then, he went to buy a ticket.
Xu Wenruo followed him and watched him rummage through his body for a long time, only to find a five-cent coin.
Five cents?
Not only Xu Wenruo, but even the conductor was speechless, "Uncle, don't make fun of me, you, let's play at the same time!" β
Xu Wenruo finally understood, it seems that the uncle wanted to pit her money today, let her buy a ticket, and take him in.
The two of them stepped aside again, staring at each other with big eyes, and for a long time, Xu Wenruo sighed.
Well, if she loses, 15 yuan will be 15 yuan, so she will make up 5 yuan to the uncle!
Xu Wenruo went to buy a ticket by herself, and when she got in line, the same scene was staged, she didn't even bring a wallet, and she only had one dollar on her body.
"I said, you grandchildren, are you here to make trouble?"
The aunt who checked the ticket couldn't stand it anymore.
Xu Wenruo was speechless, why was he so unlucky today?
"You wait for me for a while, five minutes, and I'll be right back!"
The uncle stared at Xu Wenruo's backpack hatefully, looked at it for a while, and then sat her aside and ran away.
Wait five minutes?
Having money in five minutes?
Xu Wenruo didn't believe it and was about to leave, but who knew that before he arrived at the bus stop, he was rushed over by the uncle and dragged back.
The uncle didn't know where the money came from, so he bought the ticket, and the two of them finally got inside.
The Buddha in this temple, Xu Wenruo didn't know a few, and he didn't know who to worship, but fortunately, there was an uncle following him, explaining to her in a whisper, she knew what each corresponding god should ask for.
After a turn, when he arrived at the Guanyin Square at the back, the uncle suddenly asked Xu Wenruo, "Do you want the god of luck to become a real person to protect you?" β
"How is that possible?"
Xu Wenruo is not stupid, God is God, people are people, besides, who knows if there is a God in this world.
"And I'm going to conjure it up?"
The uncle asked stubbornly.
"Then I'll call you ancestor!"
Xu Wenruo didn't believe it, he could really turn into a living person.
"You don't need to call your ancestors, just call your uncle!"
Uncle is confident, I want to laugh when I see it.
"Then where is it, you are so old!"
called uncle, as if Xu Wenruo had taken advantage.
"I like people to call me uncle!"
The uncle asked Xu Wenruo to give him the lucky god doll that he bought from him that day, Xu Wenruo was amused by his serious expression, and really took out the doll and handed it to him.
I saw the uncle holding the doll in the palm of his hand, putting it to his mouth, closing his eyes, chanting words in his mouth, and after five minutes of tinkering, he suddenly threw the doll to Xu Wenruo, and shouted in his mouth:
"If the Buddha is as anxious as an order, the doll becomes a real person-change-"
It was the first time for Xu Wenruo, when he heard that he was in a hurry with Taishang Laojun, he shouted differently, and he was happy, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile while reaching out to pick up the doll.
Huh?
It's obviously a thumb-sized doll, why did it turn black in a blink of an eye?
In the next second, Xu Wenruo was directly smashed to the ground, and her head was about to hit the ground, but in the next second, she felt that she was pressed against a person's palm.
As soon as I looked up, I looked at each other.
It was a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes, and, more importantly, the person in front of him looked exactly like the little brother I dreamed of last night, and he was very handsome.
It's over, it's over!
Xu Wenruo only felt that his heart was beating faster, his eyes were full of peach hearts, and he was about to faint with others.
Mamma Mia, this lucky god doll has really become a human, and he is still such a handsome little brother.