Chapter 11 Jishi Pavilion opens!
After a thrilling night, I slept very deeply. After Xu Chenzi left, he called me and told me that he had a house near the university town, and asked me to live there with Wuxian and help him take care of it by the way, while he was back to Longhu Mountain. The crisis in the Mixed Dragon Road has been resolved, and there is no need to stay there any longer.
The next morning, I took Traceless to the house and let Traceless pull the lock open. As soon as we opened the door, there was a puff of dust in our faces, and we choked and coughed.
"! How long has this house not lived! I covered my nose and fanned my hands and walked in. The area of this house is not small, bedrooms, bathrooms, etc., it is too long without living in the dust everywhere, but fortunately it is located near this university town, and there is a lot of traffic at the door, the key is that it is relatively close to the school.
I looked around with Traceless, and Traceless won't go back during this time anyway, so we'll just stay here.
"Brother Traceless, I'll go out and buy some mops and other things to clean this out, and we'll live here in the future."
"Okay."
After saying yes, I went out to a nearby supermarket, bought a bunch of mops, rags, and other things, and cleaned the house inside and out. I worked until noon to clean the house.
"Well, now we have a base area." I sat down on the chaise longue and drank tea.
Without a Trace is holding the few novels I bought for him and reading them with relish.
"Huh~", I suddenly remembered something, put down the teacup in my hand, looked at Traceless and said, "Brother Traceless, why don't we open a metaphysical hall to help people get rid of ghosts and catch demons, what do you think?" ”
"Smack!" Closed the book without a trace and glanced at me.
"Why?"
"You must know that the consumption level in this provincial city is very high, and my living expenses are not enough for the two of us, and besides, I can exercise my skills, how good!" , I kept bewitching Traceless in the hope that he would agree.
He lowered his head and thought for a while, but he still agreed to this matter, I guess he can agree that it has nothing to do with money, but a sentence in my back touched him.
"Done! That's it! I immediately stood up.
"Since it's to help people, let's call it Jishige!" , I decided on the name.
I ran out again and ordered a plaque, as well as bought cinnabar, black dog blood, and by the way bought a statue of the god of Sanqing Daozun, since I wanted to open it to dress up a little decent, I ruthlessly took out the only few hundred yuan left in my pocket, and bought a box of instant noodles for emergencies.
I flipped through the yellow calendar, and tomorrow is the auspicious day of the zodiac, that is, the day when my Jishi Pavilion opens.
Early the next morning, I changed into new clothes and stood at the door, and hung the wooden plaque that said Jishige draped in red silk on it, and gradually many people came around and pointed at the wooden plaque.
"Little brother, what are you doing here?" , an uncle said curiously.
I smiled: "Uncle will find out later." ”
Everyone saw that I was mysterious, and they all looked forward to my further actions.
At this time, Wuji took out two wooden couplets from the inner room, one of which read: Injustice in the underworld, come to worship in front of this door. A piece of the book: If the sun is chaotic, the shot will return to the sky. Horizontal batch: Yin and Yang help the world. When everyone saw me posting this couplet, they all understood a thing or two. The ghosts and monsters in the underworld don't care about it, come here to visit, if there are demons in the yang world, they will take action to return the peace in the yang world.
I lit two strings of 2,000 firecrackers, and in the crackling, Jishige was officially opened.
Suddenly, I looked at everyone looking at me in disbelief, and even the uncle who asked me just now looked at me with his mouth wide open and looked at me like a fool.
"Uh-uh...... That everybody. I turned my head to look at Traceless, and he was looking at me with black lines all over his head.
The two of us glanced at each other and walked into the back room amid the taunts of the crowd.
"Wait, when you ask me." , I silently comforted myself in my heart.
In this way, I sat in the Jishi Pavilion with Traceless all afternoon, and no one came, and I spent the whole afternoon drawing talismans with cinnabar and black dog blood, and I was a little sleepy in the paintings.
"When drawing talismans, you must concentrate your mental power!" , Traceless walked up to me and rewarded me with a brain meltdown.
"Brother Wuxie, for now, how can there be so many ghosts, besides, even if some people would rather believe those sanctimonious charlatans than believe me, a decent Mr. Yin and Yang, take that cripple Li in the north of the city as an example, business is booming every day." , I complained dissatisfied, drew a fire talisman casually, and said in my mouth: Edict! I saw a snort, and the paper burned, and I lit a cigarette. This lowest-level flame charm is the result of my afternoon, and sometimes it doesn't work.
"With your little strength, you still want to catch ghosts, but it's not enough to stuff your teeth." Traceless glared at me fiercely.
"Alas!" , I sighed, took out the incense candle and enshrined it in front of the statue of the Sanqing Daozun, although I am not the three clear and one line, but the number of rituals still has to be done after all.
Just as I was finishing my offering, there was a knock on the door. Traceless stepped forward to open the door, only to see a middle-aged fat man with a fat head and big ears walking in.
"I'll go! You are a true God! I looked at the statue of Sanqing Daozun in surprise.
"Brother, I heard that some of you here can hunt ghosts and kill demons? Is it true? ", the fat man asked.
As soon as Traceless wanted to answer, I said, "It's true!" Then, I pushed Traceless aside, kindly took the fat man's arm and sat on the chair, poured him a cup of tea, if it is about fighting ghosts, I am not as good as Traceless, but if it is about talking about things, he is not as good as me, this fat man is a rich lord at a glance, and he really said that it was over.
"This gentleman, I am Zhang Xiao, the sixty-ninth generation descendant of Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain, if there is anything you can tell me, this time the master asked me to go down the mountain in line with the duty of helping the world to save people and subdue demons and eliminate demons, to solve problems for everyone." , I said seriously, don't care about three seven twenty-one, come up and flicker first. The corners of the traceless mouth next to this scene twitched.
"Little brother, are you really the Dao Leader of Dragon Tiger Mountain?" , the fat man wondered.
"It's like a fake!" I quickly picked up a cinnabar pen and drew a fire talisman to make it burn in the air.
The fat man didn't believe it at first, but it can be seen that I showed this hand, opened my eyes wide, grabbed my palm, and shouted in my mouth: "Little brother, help me!" ”
As soon as I saw it, I had a bottom in my heart, and hurriedly persuaded: "Big brother, don't panic, I saw you enter the door just now, and there was a black gas on your forehead, if you didn't encounter something unclean recently?" ”
When the fat man heard this, he believed me even more, and shouted again and again: "Little brother is really a man of God, you must save me!" Money is not an issue! ”
"Nonsense! Can you come here if you have nothing to do? ", I mocked inwardly. People tend to ignore a lot of things when they are in high spirits, just like this fat man now, who is completely led by my nose.
Hearing the fat man say this, I suppressed the ecstasy in my heart, and said righteously: "Big brother, what you said is wrong, how can I collect money indiscriminately, it is my duty to help the world and save people, you just look at it and give it." ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" , the fat man hurriedly agreed.
"Then big brother, tell me about you." I poured him a full cup of tea.
The fat man took a sip of tea and said slowly: "My name is Qi Tiezhu, I am the chairman of Qi Tie Construction Company, some time ago I contracted a road repair project in the west of the city, but there is a cemetery on the way to plan to repair the road, in order not to affect the construction time and in order to reduce the amount of construction, I plan to level this cemetery, anyway, it is ownerless." The strange thing happened here, the five workers involved in the leveling of the grave all died mysteriously within a week, either in a car accident or never returned, and the place of death was near the cemetery! Only then did I realize the seriousness of the matter, and hurriedly invited a few capable Taoist chiefs, but they didn't take less money, but the matter was not done, and one person was crazy. I heard today that there was a Jeshikaku opening here, so I rushed over. ”
After listening to the fat man's words, I just wanted to flicker a few more words, when I heard Wuji say: "This gentleman, fortunately you are here, otherwise you will be the next to die, and your Yin Hall is already black." "I thought to myself, when will this Traceless learn to fool people, as soon as I turned around, I saw a serious Traceless, and then I realized that he was serious.
"Little brother, who is this?" The fat man looked at me puzzled.
"Oh, this is the Traceless Dao Leader, and it's my senior brother." , I hurriedly introduced.
When the fat man heard this, his face changed, and he fell to his knees and cried: "Two Taoist masters, save me, I don't want to die!" I hurriedly helped him up, but I was thinking in my heart: The richer people are, the more afraid of death, this sentence is really good.
"Big brother, don't worry, you stay at home honestly tonight, and our brothers and sisters will get rid of that ghost!" , I patted my chest and punched the ticket.
"No need, go directly to his house downstairs tonight to guard, the ghost will definitely find the door." , Traceless Road.
As soon as I heard this, the fat man was about to kneel down again, and I finally comforted him, sent him away, and began to prepare for tonight's affairs, after all, this is the first business, and it can't be smashed in my hands.
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