Zhang Kang felt that this system was too annoying, so he decided that he would beat the system to death if he had the opportunity in the future.

But Zhang Kang felt that he might not be able to wait for that day.

Because the song is so ugly! He's about to get hung up!

Zhou Xueyi is a little better, except for the occasional out-of-tune and a little overtaking in the lyrics, Han Mengjie also sings well.

But Xiao Lian and Shen Ling's singing voices ...... It's just sad for the listener and tears for the hearer!

If you don't look at your face, others will think that these are two Tuhi aunts from the countryside!

But Zhou Xueyi and Han Mengjie both praised excitedly: "Sing so well!" One more! ”

To be honest, if Zhang Kang hadn't been too lazy to move, he would have run out a long time ago.

......

At the same time ◎ Dragon their private room.

Three big men drank beer and sang like wolves.

After singing for a while, Qiao Bi said: "I feel a little boring." ”

Xu Kun said: "Yes, we are all big men in such a big private room, and we don't even have a girl." ”

Then the two of them looked at Xiang Long: "Old Xiang, what about the four girls over there Zhang Kang, they are all so superb, can you call the two of you?" ”

"Fuck off, that's my eldest brother's sister, you'd better be honest." Xiang Long said.

"Don't call it down, what are you staring at, I said, why don't we just go to that kind of thing, and spend money to find a few girls."

Xiang Long just wanted to agree, but Zhang Kang's dead fish eyes suddenly flashed in his mind.

No way! I can't go!

All along, my eldest brother has been like my life coach guiding me along the right path, and it was he who knocked my nose out of the blood at the critical moment, sobered me up, and pulled me back from the bad road of no return!

Since then, my studies have also improved, my teachers' attitude towards me has also improved, my classmates no longer hate and fear me, my dad no longer sighs every day, and he has given me more pocket money!

It's all thanks to Big Brother! So I'm going to learn from my big brother!

The eldest brother doesn't even want the class flowers sent to the door, what a righteous gentleman! So how can I go to that kind of place like these two scoundrels?

So he said righteously: "Go, go as you say." ”

"Forget it, let's talk." Jobi said.

"That's right, we're almost out of money now, go home and pull it down after singing." Xu Kun said.

Xiang Long's face was righteous and heroic: "I'm just joking, even if I have money, I won't go." ”

"Cut." Qiao Bi and Xu Kun rolled their eyes wildly.

The atmosphere became warm again, and the three big men continued to howl wolf, but it didn't take long for Xu Kun to suddenly stop singing, and sat quietly on the sofa and watched the other two.

The other two were so immersed in the world of music that they didn't notice anything wrong with him.

Suddenly!

Bang!

A wine bottle hit the back of Qiao Bi's head, and Qiao Bi snorted and fell to the ground.

Xiang Long was stunned suddenly, looked at Xu Kun with a strange expression, and asked blankly: "Damn!" What are you doing? ”

Xu Kun's eyes turned pitch black by the way, and his face became pale: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm so hungry!" ”

"Damn! How are you a woman's voice? As soon as Xiang Long's words fell, he felt that Xu Kun had turned into a terrifying woman dressed in white.

The woman's two eyes were very large, one black, with no whites, and almost occupied the upper half of her face.

The mouth is also very large, grinning and almost occupying the lower half of the face, full of sharp fangs.

Xiang Long was frightened and exclaimed: "Are you a field chicken?!" ”

The terrifying woman was furious: "What do you say! ”

She howled and pounced on the dragon, slapped herself hard, and then jerked to the side.

"Pretty fast! Ho... I'm so hungry! Eat this first against you! ”

After speaking, the terrifying woman aimed at Qiao Bi who fell to the ground and opened her big mouth, swishing, Qiao Bi's soul flew out of his body with a scream, and was sucked into the big mouth by the woman under Xiang Long's stunned gaze.

"I finally have a bottom in my stomach, and you're next!" The woman howled and pounced on Xiang Long again, this time her speed was greatly improved, Xiang Long didn't dodge for a while, and was knocked away with a bang!

Rao is tall and strong, and this time it also made him feel pain all over his body, his internal organs churned, and his head buzzed!

The terrifying woman walked up to him slowly: "Wait for me to swallow your soul, and then divide part of the power to occupy your body, control you to go home and swallow your family, and then divide part of the power to control their bodies to swallow more people!" Hahaha! When the time comes, my strength will definitely increase rapidly! ”

"Sooner or later, one day, I will swallow the whole world! When the time comes, I will be the strongest in the world! Then I'll go and demolish the underground! ”

"You..." Xiang Long just said a word, but she grabbed her neck and lifted it up: "You are strong, and the taste of your soul is definitely not beautiful!" ”

Xiang Long's face was pinched red, and he tried his best to say with difficulty: "You wait... My eldest brother... It's over there... He'll definitely come over... Beat you! ”

"Hahaha!" The terrifying woman laughed wildly, "Just him? Look at his spiritless appearance, followed by four women, at first glance, he is an excessively _____ hooligan, he is like a swallow when he comes! ”

"Really?" A lazy voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Xiang Long's eyes projected a look of dissipation, a look of surprise, and he shouted with difficulty: "Big... Eldest brother! ”

The terrifying woman looked back at Zhang Kang: "Say Cao Cao Cao arrived, since he came to die, then swallow you first!" ”

After saying that, she let go of Xiang Long and howled and pounced on Zhang Kang.

Zhang Kang's face was expressionless, not dodging or dodging.

Xiang Long was pinched a little hypoxic, his brain was dizzy, and he couldn't stand up, but he still tried his best to shout: "Big brother... Be careful! ”

"Swallow!" The terrifying woman rushed to Zhang Kang, grabbed Zhang Kang's neck, and opened her big mouth.

Whoosh!

A line of laziness was swallowed by her.

"I'll rub it, this guy is so fierce, dare to swallow it if he's lazy?" The system laughed and cried, "Wow, this is probably the stupidest and best enemy you've ever seen, you don't even need to shoot, suicide attacks are too sassy." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a grunt, and the horrible woman sat down on the ground, her two huge eyes turned into dead fish eyes, and her big mouth was closed—like a toad that had not woken up.

"Hint: Consume 30 points of lazy energy, the intermediate ghost has been assimilated, the effect lasts for three hundred years, and you will get 5 points of lazy reward."

Zhang Kang pointed lazily, and Xiao Lian, who was following him, immediately walked in and put away the resentful ghost.

One more piece of land.

Xiang Long looked at this scene blankly, his face full of surprise and shock!

I didn't expect Zhang Kang to be so fierce that he surrendered this terrifying woman without moving!

He knelt down with a thud and burst into tears: "Thank you, big brother, for saving my life!" In the future, I will not only be in Xuexing, I am willing to follow the eldest brother every step of the way and serve the eldest brother! Whatever the eldest brother says, let him do whatever he wants! ”

Xiao Lian pursed her lips disdainfully: "Cut, okay, how can you serve well as a big man?" ”

Shen Ling also showed a look of disdain, how can a man be careless, how can he serve better than us, how careful and gentle we are.

So you better save it, we have enough rivals.

Xiang Long looked categorical: "It's okay, I can dress as a woman and a maid!" From now on, I will be the exclusive maid of the eldest brother! No complaints when you hit a horse! ”