Chapter 001: Salted Fish Hua

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"The manuscript fee is not enough to eat soil, I haven't sent it these days, and I ...... on the horse"

In the dead of night, in a single room in the suburbs of the commercial capital, Ye Hua sat in front of the computer and opened the backstage of the writer with a scolding.

Then, upload the latest chapter.

Today's update task was finally completed, Ye Hua sat in front of the computer with a helpless face, the whole person seemed to be hollowed out, and his whole body was boring.

Click on the subscription background to take a look, and see the bleak hundreds of subscription data, if you can turn back time, you must go back to the moment when you started writing in the past, and slap yourself hard at that time.

I'm so hungry~~ I knew I wouldn't write novels......

Glancing at the time in the lower right corner of the display, it was already two o'clock in the morning, Ye Hua was about to turn off the computer and fall asleep, but he couldn't help but click on the book to see what the book review chapter said.

"Spicy chicken author,, this second more beast!"

"There is a knife in hand for a day, and you will slaughter all the broken dogs in the world!!"

"Another chapter of shortness and weakness!"

"In the past, Nilama was diligent, a hundred more sealed the liver, and seven or eight more at every turn, but now she has become a two-watch beast or even a terrifying one-watch beast...... Ni, you've changed, it's no longer the spicy sauce I thought it was. ”

"If you don't have ten watches, you don't ask for tickets, do you see the tickets in your hand? I'll vote for someone else, so I'll ask you if you're angry......"

"The amount of water that can be squeezed out of the recently updated content can be compared with the amount of water produced by the author's body......"

Ye Hua's heart was very strong, but when he saw the last comment, he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

Now these readers are really annoying, don't subscribe or vote, forget it, don't even give Tm clicks, let alone collect, I know that Tm is going to explode, to women's clothing, and Tm to **, how to write the book Tm? Don't write, the Ma character of Mauni, annoying!

In the future, I will never read the book review area again, and I will be troubled by the comparison and step on the horse.

Hmmm~~It's so fragrant~~

Ye Hua is like this every time he reads the book review area, saying that he will not go to the next day, but he honestly clicks on the book review area, and every time he hopes that readers can leave new comments, and then every time he is angrily closed by the reader's comments.

It's very angry!

Ahh......hh Angry puppet~~!!

Let's go to sleep, the dog's life matters.

Salted Yuhua, who had a tightness in his chest, was so angry that he was on the bed, lying on the bed like a puddle of soft mud, tossing and turning, and it was difficult to sleep.

Obviously sitting in front of the computer and sleepy like a dog, but as soon as he lies in bed, he is a thief.

It's hard!

Ye Hua got up from the bed again, anyway, he couldn't sleep and code another chapter, and then came to the computer and just opened the world to prepare for a wave, and after writing a few words, he was like being weakened by a quilt, and he was trapped like a dog.

Horseback pedaling!

What is this called......

Ye Hua slumped in the chair, stared at the ceiling and said leisurely, "Alas...... If I can be like the pig's feet written in my book, handsome, golden, and super coffee, I walked to the pinnacle of life at a young age, all kinds of braggaking with bigwigs from all over the world, and I also gave the middle sister paper, Naizi big, buttocks, all of them, I don't want to be too nice, stepping on a horse is the beauty of life, which is so miserable as now, I was almost tempted by a reader to be a cute master and embarked on the road of a women's clothing boss......"

For a while, I was thinking about all kinds of beautiful things in my mind, but I had to return to reality.

In reality, it is a poor house, it is impossible to work part-time, it is impossible to work in this life, and you can only write online articles to barely survive.

Ye Hua is very distressed, the business is very prosperous, you can see the beauty of this international metropolis through the window, the house over there is bigger, more beautiful and more comfortable than the broken single room in the suburbs, but there is no money, I can't afford to buy a house or a car in my life by writing this broken book, the country has encouraged the second child N for many years, I don't know what my wife's name is, what she looks like, and I have a second child... It's almost ...... to have a second child.

Alas~~~

Ye Hua let out a long sigh, it's so tiring to live like this, it's so boring, why don't you go to the second child? If you're lucky, maybe you'll be a rich second generation in your next life, and you'll have all your butts every minute.

At this moment, a very embarrassing voice suddenly sounded in my head.

"Do you crave golden thighs?"

"No, I crave big beautiful legs!" Ye Hua said without thinking.

"I'm afraid it's not a salted fish with broken minds? With Jin Ye and my golden thighs, it is easy to reach the peak of life, and you have everything you want."

"That makes sense, then... I crave golden thighs! Ye Hua stroked his chin and replied after a little thought.

Wait a minute...

Ye Hua "biu" sat up on the bed in shock.

The situation just now was a little wrong, the ruffian voice......

Turning on the table lamp, he looked around the room suspiciously, everything was normal, Ye Hua shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, looked at the time and was startled, most likely because he had stayed up too long and showed signs of hallucinations, hurry up and go to sleep, in case of sudden death, he will really have to vote for a second child.

"A dog's life matters."

The moment Ye Hua turned off the lights again, night fell, he was lying on his back on the bed, and suddenly a beam of light shot straight down from the ceiling, right in the center of Ye Hua's eyebrows, and the vast amount of information was frantically injected into his brain, and he felt that his braincase was about to burst.

When everything returned to calm, Ye Hua turned on the lights and looked at the ceiling in a daze.

"Master Jin? Am I picked by the legendary Golden Thigh? ”

I was stunned for a moment......

"Haha, it turns out that my brother is also the chosen one, with golden thighs and the word P, what is the difference between it and salted fish? Update? Non-existent, eunuchs. Brother wants to punch the pony, kick the big horse, he has to kill him, temporarily set him a small goal, for example, open a technology company with a market value of 500 billion US dollars, uh no, no, this can't be considered a small goal, you can't be so crazy with golden thighs, medium target......"

After Ye Hua came back to his senses, Zhong Er was stupid and happy, knowledge is a good thing, and it has all of them, and it is omnipotent.

Wonderful!

After the excitement, Ye Hua gradually calmed down, and immediately began to think about how to use knowledge to change his fate and reach the peak of life.

Mei Zizi thought about it, and fell asleep unconsciously.

As soon as he woke up the next day, the first thing Ye Hua did was to log in to the writer's backstage of the starting point network, and then typed out two words: Eunuch in this book!

When I type these four words, I feel very domineering, and there is a taste of being strong without being straight, which is very cool.

Ye Hua pouted slightly.

In the future, I don't have to endure this group of evil readers urging me to change every day, I know every day that I am urging to change, which is the same as urging life, and it is annoying.

What's even more odious is that there are some old irons who actually use the cute master to tempt the brother and daughter's clothes, and they almost didn't suffer it, but fortunately they withstood it, otherwise the brother would become a generation of giants in the future, and this black history was turned out.

Hum!

Just as he was about to click upload, Ye Hua held his chin and thought for a while, and deleted it again.

It's still the end of the book.,Anyway, it's been written in the middle and late stages.,It's a hobby.,Not to mention the mood.,A stable batch.。

"Why is there only one shift today?"

"Dog, you've completely changed."

"The author of salted fish, a beast of all evils, has no dreams."

"I want to send a box of hometown specialty fruits to the author, and put the blade inside, and give me an address."

"A suffocating one-shift operation."

Ye Hua couldn't help but pout at the corners of his mouth when he saw these comments, and he was stunned for a while, "Hahahahaha Hahaha ”

After a while, he closed the webpage, and once again thought of the young man in the new era who had no house, no car and no girlfriend, but Xianyuhua's heart at the moment was not panicked at all, and he was as stable as an old dog.

I relaxed in front of the computer, calmed down and began to think about the new life plan for the future.

……

(Ps: New book, do you dare to collect it...... )

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