Chapter 3 Laughing and playing is poor
In front of him, there were four horses.
The first person held Tang Yin's folding fan in his hand, a square scarf and Confucian clothes, a white and slightly bearded face, and a smile on his face, without any Jianghu atmosphere. The man on his left was black-faced, bearded, long-loined, and sat on a horse that almost crushed it. He carried two giant axes on his back, each the size of a wheel, and he was afraid that it would not weigh more than two hundred catties. The person on the right has a yellow complexion, about forty years old, and has nothing outstanding in appearance, except that his arms are extremely long, and when he hangs down, he is over his knees. The other person was still tightly wrapped in black under this bright daylight, and although his eyes were bright and sharp, a scar was pulled down between his eyes, which was even more fierce. It was Yuan Du.
Guo Ao's eyes flashed, and he muttered: "Strange things happen every year, there are a lot of them this year, some people disappear for a day, and then go to be robbers, where else can you find any good people in this world?" The person who cranked the folding fan smiled: "Guo Daxia doesn't have to be surprised, in fact, he shouldn't be said to be a robber, just because the word 'zhai' in our Qingtian Village is not the 'village' of 'cottage', but the 'debt' of 'debt collection'." β
Guo Ao smiled indifferently and said, "You came today to collect debts." The man shook the fan in his hand and nodded, "Exactly." Guo Ao said: "I owe you a debt?" The man folded his fan and said, "You owe him a sword." He was referring to Yuan Du, who was standing at the very end. Guo Ao nodded and said, "He said that this sword will be returned to me sooner or later." β
The man smiled and said, "Mr. Guo's debt, we are not in a hurry. We have come today to collect other debts. β
"Oh?"
The man said, "We're here to collect the debt from them." And he pointed at the twelve. With the finger of his hand, these twelve people were already shocked and their faces changed drastically.
Guo Ao said: "What debt can they owe you?" The man laughed, and said, "There is not much debt, just some silverβtwo million taels of silver." Guo Ao also smiled: "Your name is different from others, but you act the same as before." Speaking of which, it still needs silver. The man hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's different! Others fight without silver, but we are different. Guo Ao said: "What's different between you?" The man said, "We will exchange things with them until they willingly give us silver." β
"What are you going to get in exchange?"
"Take their hands, their feet, their lives!" "We didn't really cut off their hands, stomp off their feet, and take their lives; We just convince them that we have the ability to do so, and then they will change it. Guo Ao squeezed out an idle smile on his face: "Now you will come and exchange my hands, feet, and life for these two million taels of silver?" β
The man seemed to be all interested in the folding fan in his hand, and did not answer. Guo Ao sneered: "Since I am a bodyguard for others, I can only act in the way of a businessman." If you bring my hands, my feet, and my life, why not give you two million taels of silver? The man's eyes suddenly raised, and he said with a smile: "Second, third, fourth, he wants to see our ability, what do you think?" β
The bearded man shouted angrily: "If he wants to see it, let him see it!" Suddenly, he rode forward, and with a movement of his hands, two great axes with large wheels were already rising into the air. The big man's palms fluttered in the air, and the two giant axes also danced in the air, just like a windmill, and the momentum was amazing. He didn't wield the axe with two hands. No one can carry a giant axe weighing more than 200 pounds in his hand, and he can wield it so freely. He used his shoulders, his elbows, his chest, his feet, every part of his body.
His hand grasped the great axe, and he exhaled, and the giant axe hissed and screamed, and burst out of the air. His shoulder then slammed into the hilt of the axe, and the great axe whistled more sharply, and the volley changed in the air, and it slashed down in anger. His elbow suddenly slammed out, just hitting the axe, and the giant axe collided with each other, "choking" loudly, swirling left and right, turning into two balls of green qi. But his chest stood out, and the handle of the axe slammed against it, but the man was as unwavering as steel. The axe whistled, and his body slid out, and his feet suddenly flew and kicked, and two giant axes soared into the sky. This kind of axe movement technique seems to be blunt, but the big man uses it skillfully and flexibly. The giant axe, which weighs more than 200 pounds, has changed from a big clumsy to a big skill.
The big man suddenly put away his axe and stood up, and said proudly: "Is this axe enough to change your two hands?" Guo Ao looked at his two hands and said, "It's indeed enough." β
The yellow-faced man slowly dismounted, and suddenly stretched out his palm and pressed it on the horse's back. The horse neighed, and he pressed him to his knees. The man struck the horse with a palm, and the horse was frightened, and his hooves staggered, and he galloped outward. The man did not move, and his palms seemed to be glued to the horse's back, and he was carried out by the horse and galloped outward. He pressed on the horse's back, his body suddenly retreated, his palm lifted far away, and suddenly struck out with a palm. The horse was ten feet away by this time, but its front heels and hind feet suddenly "grew" together. With a volley in the air, this man smashed all the bones of the horse, and crushed the horse to "flatten" it.
Guo Ao said movingly: "Good qigong." The man said coldly: "I wonder if this qigong is enough to replace your feet?" Guo Ao sighed: "I'm afraid my feet are not worth this price." β
The Confucian priest wielding the folding fan smiled and said, "What about my martial arts? Guo Ao said: "You just touched three axes on the blade of the big man's flying axe, and when the horse ran out to four zhang, you flew up and picked a horse's mane, with your light skill, in exchange for my life, that is more than enough, so you don't need to ask again." The Confucian scholar changed color and said, "I can't imagine that the sword god Guo Ao's eyesight is so sharp!" But if you think we have the price, why don't you send us the silver? β
Guo Ao smiled faintly and said, "You have forgotten that my most valuable thing is not my hands and feet, nor my life. The Confucian man laughed and said, "What is more valuable than your life?" Could it be two million taels of silver? Guo Ao said in a deep voice: "It's a sword!" His scattered gaze suddenly sharpened, and his voice seemed to be infused with an inexplicable confidence: "The axe method changes hands, qigong changes feet, and light power changes lives, but what do you use to exchange swords?" β
He suddenly turned around and faced the bearded man: "Your axe technique is really wonderful, but most of your kung fu is on the handle of the axe." If I cut off the handle of your axe with a sword, how will you use your shoulder? With your elbows? With your boobs? The sweat on the big man's forehead trickled down, and he seemed to have been defeated by his words!
Guo Ao ignored him again and turned to the yellow-faced man. His gaze sharpened, but the yellow-faced man couldn't help but feel uneasy. Guo Ao said slowly: "Your qigong is indeed strong, and there is no way to beat this kind of hard ability." The yellow-faced man couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but Guo Ao said: "But the power of qigong palm itself also has a fatal weakness, that is, slowness!" He stared at the yellow-faced man: "My swordsmanship is famous for being fast, can you block my one sword, two swords, and my third sword?" "The yellow-faced man is also sweating like rain! It really can't be stopped, no one can stop it! No matter how clever the palm qigong is, it needs a certain amount of time to return to qi, and the fast palm will never be heavy, everyone knows this truth. If the master of the sword is used to resist with a fast sword, no matter how prosperous the qigong is, what method can it be?
Guo Ao looked at the yellow-faced man's slightly trembling hands and smiled with satisfaction. He turned to Confucianism. The Confucian scholar smiled first: "I know that Mr. Guo doesn't look down on my light skills and refuses to exchange his life." Guo Ao nodded and said: "I don't look down on your light skills, and there is no light skill that can take my life!" The Confucian scholar was still laughing, seemingly agreeing with Guo Ao, but also seemingly disdainful at all. Guo Ao ignored it all and continued: "But the secret weapon is different. Clever light skills are supplemented by invisible and invisible hidden weapons, and no one can dodge them. He looked at the Confucian scholar: "Are you a master of secret weapons?" The Confucian smiled and said, "I didn't want to be, but I've been practicing secret weapons since I was three years old!" Guo Ao sighed again: "The Tang Sect is the most harsh on your brother, and you must have suffered a lot." The Confucian scholar was surprised: "Tang Gate? How do you think I'm the younger brother of the Tang Sect? β
Guo Ao smiled, his smile at this time was like a sword shadow flashing, faint but distinct, like a sword blade slashing at the enemy's face. He said, "Aren't you Tang Fu? Only then did the Confucian scholar freeze his whole body, and his eyes burst out with two strings of essence light, and the essence light flew and gathered on Guo Ao's face. Guo Ao didn't move. His face was as tough as stone, and even if a knife did cut it, it wouldn't hurt it in the slightest.
The Confucian finally sighed, slowly closed his eyes, and said, "How can you see that?" β
"Did you know you have a habit? Your left hand stays at your waist, and even as you have just run through your horse and touched the blade of your axe, your left hand has never moved. There's only one explanation for this, and that's that you must have some lethal weapon on your left waist, and you're used to putting your left hand there. But the sword and spear are huge, the whip is convex and the shield is round, but your waist is flat and neat, and there is only a small bag, so this deadly weapon is a hidden weapon eight times out of ten. And the secret weapon in the world, who can be as deadly as the Tang Sect? β
Tang said in a deep voice: "Go on!" Guo Ao said: "You may have discovered this habit of yourself, so you found a folding fan, which shook from time to time to attract the attention of others." But as everyone knows, although the moving things are eye-catching, the things that do not move are really threatening! β
"Then can't you conclude that I'm Tang Fuya?"
Guo Ao said proudly: "Although the Tang Sect is famous for its secret weapons, it has always boasted of being above board, such an annoying Tang family, it's not your Tang annoyance!" β
Don annoyed and smiled. His laughter was sharp and powerful, and it was a little similar to Yuan Du. "What a sword god! What a Guo Ao! Based on your rhetoric, swordsmanship, qigong, light skills, and hidden weapons are really not enough to exchange your sword. But what about this thing? As soon as he raised his hand, he suddenly heard a loud rumbling sound, and seven or eight people jumped out of the woods on the left side of the official road, and the figures turned over, and a red-clothed cannon was erected! Tang Fu sneered: "All kinds of means can't kill you, but what about this cannon?" Don't underestimate it, it's been carefully transformed by my Tang Sect, once the cannonball is fired, no matter what target it hits, it will explode immediately, and the 30,000 poisonous tribulus terrestris and bone-turning wolf smoke hidden in it will also explode, as long as the slightest touch, I guarantee that your divine sword will immediately become a ghost sword! Guo Ao was finally moved!
Tang Fu laughed: "Even if you can dodge, what about this little girl?" What about these walkers? I don't believe you can take these two million taels of silver yourself! Shangguan Hong's face also changed. Tang Fu was even more proud: "You have transported it back and forth, but it has not been transported to Qingtianzhai?" However, Qingtianzhai is not far from Jushuidu, even if you are so-so, even if you are transported to Juliangdu, presumably King Wuyue will not blame you. Guo Ao was silent, as if he was testing his strength.
Shangguan Hong's eyes gradually became as red as her clothes, and she hissed, "Aren't you a sword god?" How can you not even stop a cannon? Tang annoyed and said: "Girl, don't blame him, just because this cannon is too powerful, don't say that he can't stop it, even if he resurrects in the sky, he can't stop it!" Shangguan Hong shouted: "He can't stop me from stopping!" Anyway, if you rob this dart, we won't survive! As she spoke, she began her light work and rushed out. Her light skills are not very good, but they are very fancy. The bright red skirt unfolded in the air, like a red flower. But before this red flower was released, it was already pulled back by a hand.
Shangguan Hong's eyes were red, and he shouted, "Why did you pull me back? You...... Are you still a man? Guo Ao ignored her and said to Tang: "The two million taels of silver are already yours, why don't you move them away?" Do you want me to find something to trade for your life? Tang Fu breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately said: "My life is very low, where do I dare to work in the hands of the Sword God?" β
He turned around and waved his hand: "Brothers, the sword god has already given us a silver reward, come and move it quickly!" The twenty-four knights agreed, jumped off their horses, and drove the dart cart forward. Everyone passing by Guo Ao's side smiled, clasped their fists and said loudly: "Thank you for the sword god reward!" There was an inexplicable irony in that smile.
The sword of the sword god was strictly sealed before it was unsheathed, and it was indeed worthy of their laughter. It's just that this laugh is too valuable, it's worth two million taels of silver!
Guo Ao's face was calm and unmoving, as if these words were not said to him.
In an instant, the robbers were gone. When Yuan Du was leaving, he couldn't forget to turn around and stare at Guo Ao viciously. Guo Ao knew what he meant, and he also knew that the debt between them would definitely have to be repaid. The question is how to go about it. Is it Guo Ao's blood, or Yuan Du's blood?
The little girl suddenly jumped off the horse, pointed at Guo Ao and scolded: "Our father and daughter really mistook you, I knew you were such a coward, why didn't our father and daughter take this dart by themselves?" Even if he is killed, he will die a decent death! Guo Ao looked at her coldly. The little girl was not afraid at all, and still scolded: "I see that your divine sword is not much different from a burning stick, otherwise why would you even be afraid of a cannon like this?" β
This little girl is so small, she doesn't know what a red-coated cannon is, and she doesn't know its power. But she understood the disdain in Guo Ao's gaze, so she said loudly: "Isn't it just a cannon, I don't believe it can kill me!" So saying, she sprang out.
Tang Fu and his party went with the dart cart, but for some reason, they left the cannon in place. Aren't they afraid that Guo Ao will use this cannon against them?
Guo Ao's eyes flashed. The little girl had already jumped up to the cannon, raised her fire, and lit the fuse. That's what she saw the man in charge of the cannon do. Of course, the man just made a gesture, and the little girl actually clicked on it. Guo Ao's face immediately changed, he flew up, and pulled the little girl to jump more than ten feet, a little feet, and a dozen feet away.
Suddenly, I heard an earth-shattering loud noise, and the smoke of gunpowder rose everywhere, enveloping the surroundings together! The little girl did not expect the cannon to be so powerful, her ears were buzzing, and her face was bloodless. When the smoke cleared, I saw that the woods behind the cannon had been leveled to a large pit in a radius of dozens of feet, and the trees and soil were mixed into thousands of wreckage, splashing in all directions. It is really a collapse of mountains and mountains, and the mountains and seas are moved.
The little girl's face was even more ugly, and she also understood why Guo Ao didn't make a move! The power of this artillery fire is so powerful that it is beyond the power of man. It's just that the cannon fire is sprayed backwards, if Guo Ao uses this cannon to deal with Tang Fu, he is afraid that he will be blown to death.
The cannon is just a deception, but this deception is extremely ingenious - when the money is in hand, they will discard the cannon, if Guo Ao is not a person who is cautious and calm to the extreme, he will think that they are carried away and confused by the goods, and maybe he will use this cannon against them. Once the cannon turns around, then Guo Ao and his party will definitely die!
Suddenly, an earth-shattering loud noise was heard, and gunsmoke rose everywhere, enveloping the surroundings together.
As soon as Guo Ao thought of this, cold sweat couldn't help but flow from his forehead. The ingenuity of this scam is that no matter what you choose, Tang Fu is the winner. Turning the cannon to deal with Tang Fu will only blow himself up; Without the use of cannons, you can only watch the bandits carry the silver away.
Shangguan Hong said suddenly: "Isn't he afraid that Uncle Guo will catch up and kill them when they don't have cannons?" Guo Ao saved her life, so the "coward" became an "uncle" again. Guo Ao shook his head and said, "Of course they are not afraid. Because Tang Fu is a master of using poison, even if they can't fight me, they can still poison the dart car, so that we can only watch the silver, but we can't touch it. The power of the Tangmen poison, you must have heard of it. Shangguan Hong exclaimed, "Is it just watching them rob the dart car? Guo Ao said: "Who said they hijacked the dart car?" Shangguan Hong said: "It's not a robbery, can you still turn the dart car back?" Guo Ao smiled faintly and said, "That's not impossible, it's just that the time hasn't come yet." Shangguan Hong looked at him blankly, not understanding what he meant.
Guo Ao said: "Although the Tang family's secret weapon poison is domineering, I, Guo Ao, have a sword in my hand, although I may not be able to avoid these things, but I am sure that they will not be able to make a move!" Shangguan Hong said: "Is it the same even for this cannon?" Guo Ao said: "Even this cannon is the same!" β
Shangguan Hong said suspiciously: "Then why don't you come out of the sword?" Guo Ao smiled: "When you reach my age, you will understand that things in the world cannot be solved by just using a sword!" Shangguan Hong shook his head and said, "I don't understand." All I know is that if you draw your sword, the cart will still be with us. Guo Ao said: "What can we do here?" As the saying goes, 'If you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves and remember'. Although I am very confident, I have been going for more than 300 miles, and I don't know how many thieves have robbed me on the road. Even if my sword is really a divine sword, I'm afraid it will be weak. So, if they want it, why not give it to them? β
Shangguan Hong hurriedly said: "How can you give it to them?" Guo Ao's expression was confident: "Have you noticed what they said?" β