Chapter 037: Three Stooges
At night, at the entrance of the police station, there is no particularly bright light sign, and the incandescent lights in the room are bright and transparent.
On the road in front of the police station, three people hiding behind trees on the side of the road swallowed their saliva involuntarily.
I don't know why, I always feel that this place is too solemn and majestic, even now, there is no one around it, and there is no way to hide its aura.
Liu Xu wiped the sweat on his forehead, and sure enough, the police station in this world is the same as the court of the god realm, which makes the god embarrassed.
Fortunately, he agreed to Xu Wenruo's suggestion and changed to a sloppy look, otherwise, if he really got in, he was really afraid that he would not be able to withstand the questioning of the police uncle.
"Uncle, wait a while, you must be calm and composed, remember what I told you!"
In this police station, on weekdays, Xu Wenruo did not feel afraid, but whenever he encountered something wrong, he hated to turn to the police station immediately, and a police uncle fell from the sky.
It's just that today, maybe it's because she has to lie to get Xu Wenwen, which makes her, an honest child, frightened for no reason, and her feet tremble, for fear that the police uncle will see through it, and she will be arrested for criticism and education.
"Uncle, it's up to you, my daughter-in-law and I are waiting for you outside this door, you have to come on!"
The posture of the three people hiding behind the tree was Liu Xu squatting at the front, Xu Wenruo was half-on the trunk, and Jiang Dudu was standing directly behind the two people.
Different from Xu Wenruo's nervousness, Jiang Dudu took it for granted, raised his foot extremely calmly, and kicked Liu Xu's pouting ass.
This kick not only kicked Liu Xu out of the queue, but also almost faced the ground and gnawed on the asphalt ground.
"Jiang Dudu, I'm your uncle!"
Liu Xu's posture was extremely embarrassed, he got up from the ground, and asked angrily.
Why is it that the more this kid grows up, the more he doesn't know how to respect his elders?
"This is what Aunt Yun asked me to kick for her, she said to give me 10,000 yuan, it's a big deal that I will share half of you!"
Jiang Dudu was not afraid at all, and raised his right hand in an OK posture.
Xu Wenruo was already stunned from the time he kicked Liu Xu out, his scalp was numb, and his heart was empty.
Obediently, they have a request for their uncle, what's the matter, they have to be kind and flattering, bending over and flattering, so that the uncle is willing to cooperate, what, how can you kick people out?
Before she could question Jiang Dudu, the uncle in front of him immediately changed from anger to joy after hearing Jiang Dudu's answer, yes, it was joy, this expression changed so quickly that Xu Wenruo wondered if he was wrong just now.
"Good nephew, it's not in vain that my uncle has loved you for so many years!"
Liu Xu immediately returned to an ok posture.
"Who is Aunt Yun?"
Xu Wenruo was stunned, how did this Aunt Yun do it to make her uncle dissipate her anger in a second?
"It's a fairy aunt kidnapped by my uncle, the price she gives is not high, but Sister Zhang's is high, starting at 100,000!"
Jiang Dudu waved his hand and bluntly said that this was just a small case, his uncle had recruited too many bees and butterflies, and since he was a child, many aunts and sisters had come to him at the risk of bad luck and asked him to punish his uncle instead of them, and bluntly said that if he did it, he would give him money.
His uncle Yueyue was fined by the heavenly court, and he didn't have a girl for a long time, before cooperating with him, he was cheating girls out of money, and now, not only defrauding the goddesses and immortals of money, but also cooperating with himself to abduct more money.
It can be said that his uncle is willing to let himself be unlucky for the sake of money.
The higher the level of bad luck, the better the reward, every time, when he is angry, he tells him that he is rich in doing this, and he guarantees that he will not be angry, and he will be very happy to praise him, and he will try again and again.
"Huh?"
Xu Wenruo was stunned, what does this mean?
"Don't worry about this, it's important to save your brother-in-law, if you don't hurry up, your father-in-law and mother-in-law will be in a hurry!"
As soon as Jiang Dudu reminded him, Xu Wenruo immediately came back to his senses and hurriedly ran to Liu Xu's side, but as soon as his feet were raised, he was stopped by Jiang Dudu.
"What are you doing?"
"Go to the police station with your uncle to catch Xu Wenwen!"
Xu Wenruo said that he was going to Liu Xu's side again.
"You don't have to go, just leave it to your uncle alone, just wait outside!"
Jiang Dudu sells his uncle very easily, and at the critical moment, Uncle Pit is to be completely pitted.
"Jiang Dudu, don't go too far!"
Liu Xu pinched his waist and pointed at his nephew angrily, the 5,000 yuan just now can only offset the kick you kicked me, this police station is such a serious and dangerous place, how can you let me go alone, am I still your uncle?
"Uncle, you are so smart, you must be able to, come on!"
As a result, Liu Xu is really not Jiang Dudu's uncle.
"Don't be kidding, uncle doesn't know what Xu Wenwen looks like, let's go along!"
Xu Wenruo shook his head, he persuaded me just now, saying that there was no time, so he turned his head and pulled me and didn't let me go to the police station, what do you mean by this?
"Do you have a picture of your brother-in-law, on your phone?"
The daughter-in-law is right, the uncle really doesn't know what the brother-in-law looks like, so he has to find a photo to show him, so as not to catch the wrong person, then it will be troublesome.
"Yes, yes, but Xu Wenwen doesn't know his uncle, and his uncle goes in alone, so he won't follow his uncle out!"
Xu Wenruo is still very clear about his younger brother, he only calls himself, that is, he doesn't want his parents to know, and he wants to find a way to rescue him.
This time I went to the police station to fish for people, she Xu Wenruo must appear, otherwise, the ghostly Xu Wenwen would not follow the stranger, he is a smart and cautious person.
"yes, you're not stupid!"
Liu Xu pinched his waist and cooperated with Jiang Dudu.
Did you hear it, what my nephew and daughter-in-law said is so right, you are not as good as your daughter-in-law, you pig, like your father, is a stupid pig.
"That's it!"
The stupid pig Jiang Dudu, so he reluctantly agreed, and asked his daughter-in-law to follow her uncle to the police station to save people.
It's just that he wants to go with him, even if this police station makes him a little afraid, for the sake of his daughter-in-law, he has to bite and accompany him.
"Then let's go together!"
Since, Jiang Dudu wants to follow, let's go together, three stinkers, Zhuge Liang, besides, there are more people, and the momentum is a little bigger, and if you go in, you can also have a little confidence.
Only then did the three of them muster up their courage and swaggered to the glass door at the entrance of the police station.
"The door is openโ"
After groping for a long time, he found that the door was open, and Liu Xu touched his nose very embarrassed.
The other two people were very cautiously waiting for him to open the door, but a policeman uncle came out of it, looked at them inexplicably while making a phone call, and went down the steps to the side path.
It's really unpleasant to be treated like a fool.
However, because he was in the police station, his IQ was not online, so he could only hold back and enter the door respectfully.