Chapter 101: My Head and My Body
"I'm going to change again!"
The poison-based beast that came out of the bewildered star shouted. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He was a little overwhelmed, and the witch power was too strong. Although the poison-based beast has a "funny" trick and is from a super fanged people, it still can't capture the "witch power Taotao" who is the most handsome in the universe and runs away after pretending.
Taotao's "Punishment Dog Belt" shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods, and only used the seventh chapter, the ninth chapter, the thirteenth chapter, and the third chapter.
"Hahaha. Taotao laughed. "Ji Lao, my handsomeness is beyond your imagination. When I was born, a voice echoed in the sky above little Germalia, child, you are so small, you are already handsome and difficult to describe in words, one day, you will be crowned king. ”
Wu Li Taotao held an ancient book in his hand, and the pages turned by himself. "Punishment Dog Leash, Chapter 8, The Glory of Dog Food!"
But I saw Taotao's lips moving slightly, reciting the mantra. Although the poison-based beast couldn't understand what Taotao was talking about, it always felt so powerful.
"The glory of dog food?"
The poison base beast was depressed.
"Isn't it!"
Birdbus's dog body shook wildly, "Taotao, you are really my idol." Senior, please bow down to me. said reverently, and the two dog's paws bowed forward. Worship "Witch Taotao".
The three giants of Yazhou looked at each other, and they all saw surprise in each other's eyes.
"brother!"
The Beast rushed over and slammed into Mr. Birdbooth, knocking him into the air. "Wipe it!" said the angrily. "Sister Cangjing Beast, what are you doing. ”
Adjusting his body, the turned back again, and shouted at the Cangjing Beast.
"Hmph. ”
Cangjing Beast glanced at the. Then he changed his tone, imitating Shangguan Xiaohong's voice, "Stupid dog, are you going to rebel." ”
“——”
is speechless.
Hey, master, Xiao Cangcang is imitating you again.
"Brother, look at your little bit of interest. Cangjing Beast scoffed. "You have also inherited the will of the dog, and so have the classmates of Wuli Taotao. Why don't you behead him and take away his mysterious ancient book "Punishment Dog Belt". What is good for you, you hesitate. What a non-crisp man. ”
"Xiao Cangcang, you don't understand. "is a problem. "What I inherited is the long-cherished wish of the Emperor of the Sorrowful Wind. The dog belt will is an add-on. ”
"It doesn't matter what kind of sad wind emperor it is, or the dog belt emperor, brother, they have reached the extreme in their respective fields, standing on the top of the clouds. No matter how much you imitate them, you can't reach their heights, because you're walking the same path they walked!"
Rumble!
Bird Booth was struck by lightning, and the dog's body trembled. "Xiao Cangcang, you're so right. No matter how hard I tried, I still walked the path they walked. It's decided!"
The gray machine dog's eyes were clarified, and he howled: "I decided to go out of my own avenue, since I am the inheritance of the Dog Belt Emperor and the Sad Wind Emperor, why not integrate it, plus my self-created titanium alloy dog eye pupil technique, the great ambition that the predecessors said was not issued, carry forward the past and forge ahead into the future, go to the peak of dog life, win the white wealth and beauty of all ethnic groups, become a Western Europe, and shine in an era!"
Cangjing Beast exclaimed: "This is the brother I know." You work hard. ”
The said: "The road ahead is boundless, and Ben Wang will go up and down to seek." ”
Cangjing Beast and stood together, watching the "Witch Power Taotao" classmates and poison-based beasts tear apart.
The eighth chapter of "The Punishment Dog Belt" has begun, and the sky is dim, and the oppressive atmosphere is enveloped in the sky above the dungeon. Wu Li Taotao's arms were outstretched, and the ancient book was suspended in front of him. "In the name of the first handsome man in my universe, open the glory of dog food!"
Boom, boom!
The atmosphere trembled, thunder fell, Zhongji looked up at the sky, and suddenly saw a grain of dog food dense like a shower, sprinkled wildly. This dog food is not the other dog food, they are solid and heavy, they are smashed on the ground, the ground is sinking into small pits, smashed on people's heads, and blood holes appear.
The buildings of the dungeon could no longer withstand the bombardment of dense dog food, and they were reduced to ruins in an instant, and a good dungeon turned into a dead city.
The poison-based beast has changed // body and manifested a third form, surpassing the existence of the peak. "Kibo Qigong!" the poison-based beast unleashed clumps of energy light and threw them at his dog food.
The dog food is like rain, more and more majestic, as if there is no intention of stopping.
"Is this the glory of dog food!"
Birdbooth said movingly. "Wu Li Taotao really has two brushes, I, I'm not as good as him......"
Cangjing Beast comforted Birdbus, "Be in awe, and then challenge him and pull him down from the altar, and you will be immortal." ”
said seriously: "I will." ”
The spherical air shield stretched out by the poison-based beast was full of holes, and it was difficult to stop the bombardment of dog food. Wu Li Taotao said coldly: "Ji Lao, how long can you hold on." ”
With Taotao's ability, he can only read the first dozen chapters of "Punishment Dog Belt". "Punishment Dog Belt, Chapter 8, Tengu Eight Divisions of the Dog Have Remorse. ”
Wu Li Taotao's classmates have magnified their moves again.
Eight tall slender-waisted dogs rushed out of the ancient scroll of "Punishment Dog Belt", and the frenzied magic atmosphere immediately enveloped the four fields, and the eight dogs marched in unison and pounced on the super cheektoothed man.
said in frustration: "Xiao Cangcang, I feel that the gap between myself and Taotao's classmates is too big!"
Cangjing Beast nodded, "It seems to be true." Brother, you really need to work hard! Otherwise, you will become a real single dog, destined to be lonely for the rest of your life. ”
said: "Don't I still have you!"
Cangjing Beast shook his head and said, "You're not my type. Die. ”
: "——"
Oh my God, this world is so cruel.
Wu Li Taotao's classmate straightened his clothes, and his handsome Dior fried hairstyle with I don't know how much wax was added was even more dazzling. "Ji Lao, if you let me make a big move, the eight dogs of the tengu have regrets, and they can die without regrets. ”
Accompanied by the hearty laughter of Taotao's classmates, eight thin-waisted dogs frantically bit the poison-based beast.
Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo! Eight dogs barked.
Every time the eight dogs bit the poison-based beast, Birdbooth's heart sank a little. It finally recognized the perception between itself and Taotao's classmates. "I, I'm ......" bitter in his heart.
Above the dungeon, dog food flies down, destroying the city and destroying the self-confidence of Birdbus.
Mr. Birdbooth is an optimistic dog, but for some reason, his heart is blocked. "Alas. Mr. Birdbooth sighed.
Cangjing Beast also doesn't know how to comfort the self-confident bird booth.
"Funny Emperor!"
Suddenly, the poison-based beast that was bitten by eight thin-waisted dogs looked up to the sky and roared. The base qi around the body is rippling, and the colored light is bursting. Bounce off eight dogs. "I swear by myself, I am willing to serve the Funny Emperor for the rest of my life, and pass on my name as Funny!"
Boom! Boom!
The earth trembled, and the ruined dungeon was once again devastated, the ground cracked a thousand feet, the ravines were horizontal, and the dust and smoke covered the sky. The void swayed, every inch and corner were filled with a comical aura, and suddenly, a brilliant divine light descended, penetrating into the body of the poison-based beast.
The poison-based beast's clothes exploded, turning into pieces and flying away. At the same time, he stretched his arms and palms facing the sky. Shh
"Witch Force!"
The poison-based beast said lightly.
The voice was not loud, but it was like a mountain pressing on the body of the "Witch Power Taotao" classmate. And the eight thin-waisted dogs exploded one after another like paper paste, and the miserable howls came and went.
"I bring funny, I cover the sky with one hand, and I make the people of the world funny. ”
The poison-based beast opened its mouth. The voice changed, it was no longer the voice of the super toothed man, it was the whisper of the emperor, although the voice was small, everyone pricked up their ears and listened to the instructions of the funny emperor.
The Funny Emperor descended here with a remnant consciousness and was empowered in the body of the poison-based beast.
"The world is filthy again!"
The Funny Emperor said coldly.
"What's the use of keeping a world that doesn't exist in the funny. Destroy!"
The Funny Emperor said again.
The Emperor chose the body of the poison-based beast as the body of the arrival, mainly because of the strong body of the super tooth man clan and the soul of the Gao base.
The rain of dog food was cold and cold. With a snap, a grain of dog food exploded, and in an instant, more dog food exploded.
The eight parts of the tengu have regrets, why not be funny, the emperor, and the rain of dog food.
The eighth chapter of "The Punishment Dog Belt" is almost child's play in front of the emperor, and it is not worth mentioning. "I have come here, and I have brought with me funny and tearing ratios. With the help of the mouth of the poison-based beast, the emperor announced his arrival like a base elder, a woman, a maid, and a pseudo-mother in the dungeon.
The "Wuli Taotao" classmate's eyes showed an abnormally sick red, uh poof! Taotao's classmate spurted blood water two feet high, and there was no one.
"How can this be, how can this be!" Wu Li Taotao said angrily.
"I am the first handsome man in the universe, what is the matter with that funny emperor who is very pretending!" Wu Li Taotao's classmates could not accept the arrival of the emperor.
However, existence is the truth.
"It's just a remnant. ”
Gu Su Minghuang sneered. The River Styx surged, and the waves rose violently, rushing straight towards the poison-based beast.
The dragon frog reminded his master: "The other party is the Funny Emperor! The existence of the same name as the Dog Belt Emperor and the Sad Wind Emperor must not be moved, my master." ”
"I know. ”
Gusu Minghuang didn't care.
On the ground, above the nine heavens of the phoenix, the dark water bursts, and the woman in Tsing Yi shows her original form and flies into the sky with the posture of the phoenix. "Let you slip the world's ridiculousness, what can I do!"
The Gusu Phoenix's long groan, and the twilight smoke was fourfold, enveloping the Phoenix.
The dragon frog chirped. Its owner has declared war on the Funny Emperor, and the dragon frog will not back down. "What an immature master. The dragon frog said in his heart.
Frogs roared like thunder, and terrifying waves of sound swept away in all directions, clearing the tangible. The pseudo-mother who was hidden in the dark was hit by the sound wave that came from the rage, and her body exploded immediately, turning into a cloud of blood mist, and then it was scattered and disappeared between heaven and earth.
"Eastern Palace Master, you already have a misty blue beast, are you still coveting my master? The dragon frog said unhappily.
The puppet mother hiding in the shadows, obeyed the undefeated dispatch of the East, surrounded the banks of the Ming River, looking for an opportunity to capture the phoenix, and dedicated to the great puppet Niang Dongfang Undefeated.
The dragon frog is lazy to ignore them, and so is the Gusu Phoenix.
The phoenix disguised its human form, manifested in its true form, and flew away from the River Styx. The dragon frog could no longer stand the dormant pseudo-mother, and took action to erase their lives. Woo woo, the red wind swirls over the dark water, which is the remnants of the dead pseudo-mother, trying in vain to stir up trouble.
The dragon frog's flippers flapped, clattered, clattered, and black jets of water twisted and danced, rushing towards the red whirlpools. The blood rain is like an injection, the bloody wind is rising, and the smoke waves stretch for three thousand miles.
Boom!
The curtain of water rose upside down, striking the red whirlwind, blasting it away and completely annihilating.
"The world is pure. The dragon frog said happily.
The blue light is surging, and the fragrant wind is blowing. The owner of Xiaofeng Tower tiptoed into the air, and the longitudinal comical emperor. "Your time is long over, so why not leave it at that. Zi Haiyue said coldly.
Buzzing, the trills sounded suddenly, and the owner of Xiaofeng Tower sacrificed the "B-eyed Beast Bracelet" and smashed it at the poison-based beast.
"The landlord baked cakes!"
The head of the big maid "cute pumpkin" laughed strangely.
The people who came here from the maid world were almost dead, and there were only two left, not one, and a skeleton maid. Pumpkin is not reconciled, he has shaken hands with the skull maid.
Rumble. The heat wave burst out, and the chief maid sacrificed the most evil vessel of the maid world, the ancient burning lamp, and the lamp full of sin shone brightly, shining thousands of feet around. Even as the owner of Xiaofeng Building, Zi Haiyue is also very afraid of Gu Ran.
Zi Haiyue shook the "Five Bird Umbrellas", and with a sigh, five rays of light rushed out, splitting the heat wave that rushed towards her. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zi Haiyue looked back at the big maid Changmeng Pumpkin, and wondered, what does this disgusting man want to do, is he showing favor to the Funny Emperor?
"The Funny Emperor, wise through the ages, how can a woman like you be able to conjecture. The cute pumpkin stepped on the ancient lamp with both feet, looking funny.
The poison-based beast let out a sigh and glanced at the big maid. "The people in the maid world are very sincere, you man, you are willing to worship under my funny door, do my funny things, and praise my funny truth. The poison-based beast said lightly, its voice full of majesty, which could not be questioned. Questioning will blow you to slag.
Meng Pumpkin said: "As a person in the maid world, once you enter here, you will not regret it for life." I don't want to worship under the door of the funny emperor. ”
The skeleton maid was quite surprised, and thought, the cute pumpkin is still quite backbone, no wonder she is deeply favored by the king's maid, although others look disgusting.
The poison-based beast's face turned cold, his eyes flashed with two cold lightnings, and he said sharply: "Are you entertaining me?" I'll unleash a little bit of the comical truth and knock you into the dust. ”
The dog food had turned to ashes, and it was all shattered by the poison-based beasts. The poison-based beast used several bodies as containers, attracting a remnant of the comical emperor's knowledge and forging supreme might.
Shangguan Xiaohong ignored the Funny Emperor, staring patiently at the nine fruit male sculptures busy, and did not urge them to speed up the work in their hands.
A storm of comical energy swept through the dungeon, and even the stone-made sculptures of the Fruit Boy could feel the power of the Funny Emperor. "The master is very calm, he really deserves to be the lord of the Forgetful River. The boss of the stone statue mused.
The horns of the mixed minotaurs have been ground into a fine powder and placed in stone plates. The third sculpture of the fruit man took the stone gourd, pulled out the gourd stopper, and poured water into the stone plate. Bubbling and flowing, the clear water in the stone gourd seems to flow inexhaustibly, and the stone plate is also like a bottomless pit, always dissatisfied.
The fine powder made of the horn gradually melts into the water, and the aroma is rich and wafts out.
Shangguan Xiaohong slashed out a divine sense, submerged into the heart lake, and summoned out the beast with a parrot body, "Go." Shangguan Xiaohong said.
The beast with the head of a parrot caught by the shoes of a female bird and a beast flew into the stone plate, spread its wings, spread on the surface of the water, and let it be washed by clean water. Zizi
With a click, the edge of the stone plate exploded, and the entire stone plate burst open, and red flames entrenched around the human-headed parrot beast, washing away her innately evil thoughts.
"It's done. The beast spoke. Wings slashed, shaking back the flames that covered him.
After being washed with water and bathed by fire, the beast with the body of a parrot with a human head has a new look, and its eyes are surrounded by a clear spirit. Brush, sword light spurted, a quaint little sword flew out of the mouth of the beast with a human head parrot body, and the withered sword came out.
"You can take it. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"Good. ”
The beast with the human head and parrot body put away the withered sword, turned into a streamer, and escaped into Shangguan Xiaohong's heart lake. Closed to the whole knowledge. (To be continued.) )