Chapter 15: Dump you in the face
"Old Yang? Is there such a thing? "Liu Cang's yin and yang are weird.
Lao Yang was embarrassed, and said, "Why don't you change the virtuous nephew... Another errand? ”
"Dad, I'm going to the infirmary, I heard that going to the infirmary has a chance to be transferred to the school hospital." Liu Shuai spoke suddenly.
Liu Cang's face turned slightly pale, and then he smiled, "Lecturer Zhang, do you want to change jobs?" ”
My senior brother didn't do it anymore, his face was flushed, "The surname is Liu, you usually bully me, forget it, today's matter, no way!" ”
"Yo he, it looks like I, Liu Cang, am afraid of you." Liu Cang jokingly said, "You must know that you are just a dispensable bullshit metaphysics lecturer, and I am already an associate professor, is it good for you to rush with me like this?" Kindness? ”
Liu Cang was aggressive, and he seemed to crush his senior brother to death. There are not many people who believe in metaphysics, and there are not many people who are interested, and the lecturer is in a marginal position in the school. It seems that he is often suppressed by this surnamed Liu.
"Lao Yang, give me an accurate sentence, listen to my son! I have to take this infirmary position. ”
"It's... This... Sheet... Lecturer Zhang..."Don't overdo it, it's hard to ride a tiger, and of course the persimmon is soft to pinch."
"Humph!" The senior brother ignored it, it was about his dignity.
I couldn't look past it, this surnamed Liu was too deceitful, and whispered, "Or, let's go!" ”
"Don't be afraid, I'm here."
Just these few words, my heart shook violently, the senior brother looked elegant and thin, but his body suddenly rose taller.
"Toast, don't eat, eat and drink." Liu Cang snorted, "I'll see what you do to fight with me." Director Yang! ”
Lao Yang shuddered, and made up his mind in an instant, "I will give Liu Shuai the position of this infirmary." ”
"Old Yang!"
The senior brother had known the result for a long time, but his body still shook and he couldn't accept it.
"Lecturer Zhang, don't blame me for not being emotional, forced by the form!"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense with him? Get out. Since you don't give me Liu Cang's face, you still want to go through the back door? Get out with your poor relatives! Chilly. Liu Cang sneered, and his rampant appearance was disgusting.
"You... You... You... You deceive people too much! Senior brother pointed at Liu Cang, almost turning his back on his face, but I helped him.
"Still standing in public? The country is so shameless and insulting. "The dead fat man is also installed, and he is pretending to be a tiger on the side, pointing fingers.
"Let's go! Walk! Let's go! ”
As soon as the senior brother turned his head, I grabbed his hand, faced the dead fat man, and said with a smile, "You fat pig said that we insulted Sven?" Then you are not even a beast, you are paralyzed, go back to your pigsty and sleep. ”
"What did you say, stinky boy? I'll kill you. "The fat pig mung bean's eyes widened, and he was about to rush over.
Although Brother Zhu didn't say a word, he blocked the front like a doorpost, and he had a posture that if you dare to do it, I will fight back.
The fat man was stunned, such a tall man as Brother Zhuzi was not inflatable, swallowed silently, and withdrew his hand.
"What? Want to fight? We're all Svens, and only you rednecks are so rude. Liu Cang said it rightly.
"Brother Zhuzi, stay next to me for a while, I've had a trick with these melons, take a good look at what kind of Sven people are so-called Sven people." I smiled and bit the word Sven hard.
Brother Zhu walked to the side in a dull manner, but did not let his guard down, taking my safety as his first task.
"Senior brother..."
Senior brother was a little worried, he was ready to leave, I don't know what I was doing when I stood up! I'm afraid I'll suffer at their disposal.
I gave him a reassuring look, "We are all Zhou Mushan's apprentices, we can't embarrass our master!" ”
"What do you kid want to do?" Liu Cang had no fear, and verbally threatened again, "This is Jincheng University." ”
"Didn't you talk about Sven? Isn't it reasonable to talk about Sven? I'll reason with you today. ”
"Hahaha! Reasonable? Big fists are the last word, young man, you're still too tender. Liu Cang laughed.
Laugh at your sister! Neurotic, Li ignored him, "Old Yang? Director Yang? Are you sure to give the location of the infirmary to the fat pig? ”
Lao Yang was stunned for a moment, and he was not ambiguous, "This matter is my backtracking, and I will return your red envelopes later, let's go!" ”
In fact, it is persuading us not to suffer immediate losses, let us leave quickly, who will suffer is not necessarily! I am determined to take the position of the infirmary today, who robs labor and management, and labor and management make him feel bad.
"Then let me ask, is the logistics office your hall? Do you say that whoever accepts your fate will accept your fate? I continued.
"Jincheng University actually has other systems responsible for recruiting people, but Director Yang is convenient here, basically selling his face, and there are people above who will also review them, all of them are inconsequential positions, and not many people care." This was explained to me by my senior brother.
I'll just say that it is impossible for a well-known institution of higher learning to have such a big loophole, and the logistics department has let this surnamed Yang cover the sky with one hand?
"In other words, if I submit the formalities through the formal process, it is possible that I will be recruited from above, right?"
"So what? Just you, a hillbilly, still want to fight with my son? My son graduated from college no matter what, look at you hillbilly-like stinky boy, you haven't graduated from elementary school! Liu Cang looked me up and down as if he had a chance to win, with a look of disdain.
"That's it, with a poor and sour face, I'm afraid you don't envy me?" Liu Shuai sneered.
I laughed angrily, "I envy your dead mother, stinky and shameless, a parallel university is still worthy of envy?" Stupid thing. ”
"What's wrong with the Parallel Goods University? If you can't eat grapes, you can say that grapes are sour. Liu Cang gave me a blank look, and the two fat pigs stood together and snorted.
"Let's go! I can't compete with them. I'll go find you a better job again. "Senior brother's dejected words made my heart sour.
"I don't want anything better, I'm going to ask for this one that my senior brother found for me."
With a bright smile, he took out the resume under his armpit, threw it on Director Yang's desk, and slid a distance on it, just in front of him.
"I'll show you my resume, if you can't do it here. I went straight to the formal procedure, but it was up to Jincheng University to ask me or... To him. ”
Under my smiling gaze, Director Yang reached out and opened the file bag.
"Yo! Hillbilly still makes resumes? Do the countrymen know how to catch up with the fashion? Lao Yang, take a good look, it would be fun if you graduated from elementary school. "Liu Cang's father and son clearly want to see our jokes, and they are not worried that this resume will make us turn the tables.
"Senior brother, you..."
"Peace of mind, your junior brother is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if I don't dump him, he won't be surnamed Huang." I hooked the corners of my mouth.
Director Yang pulled out the piece of paper and looked at it a second time, trembling and full of disbelief, "This is... Is this you? ”
"If it's fake, there are photos on it, it shouldn't make much difference." I shrugged.
"Teacher Liu... I can't promise you this, and... It's useless for me to promise you! Lao Yang looked at me deeply and leaned back in his chair weakly.
Liu Cang's father and son's smiles froze instantly, "Old Yang, what's the situation?" ”
"What's the situation? You can't compete with him. Lao Yang said to me, "You, why bother? ”
"After all, this is the job my senior brother found for me, and I can't live up to his hard work."
He doesn't understand, he won't understand, the love of the senior brother is heavier than the mountain, this senior brother I admit it in my heart. I don't allow my brother to be bullied. What should I do if someone hits my brother in the face? Hit back!
"The resume is here, read it for yourself!"
Liu Cang stepped forward with an arrow, picked up his resume, his face rose sharply, and the more he looked at it, the more shocked he became, "Impossible, impossible, you are a soil leopard, how... How..."
The senior brother also felt that something was wrong, and wondered, "What do you write on your resume?" ”
"Nothing, maybe my diploma made them a little unbelievable."
"Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine! How could you be a Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine! Or a master's student at Jiangcheng University! ”
Jiangcheng University is a well-known university like Jincheng University, and it is also named after the provincial capital, and it is even ranked above Jincheng University. If you don't see Liu Cang, it's like seeing a ghost?
Senior Brother's body shook and smiled bitterly, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" If you knew that you were a master of Jiangcheng University, where did you bring you here! ”
I pursed my lips and thought to myself, in fact, I want to say, you have not let me say it.
Liu Shuai was anxious, "Show me, show me." "Snatch it from his father's hand.
"It's... This... This won't..."His eyes lit up suddenly, "Dad, this resume must be fake, how can this earth leopard be a graduate student of Jiangcheng University, it must be fake." ”
When Liu Cang heard this, his body stabilized, and he yelled, "What a bold man, he actually dares to forge a resume." ”
"Don't lie to yourself, this resume is not forged, nor adulterated, domestic first-class colleges and universities like ours will stamp resumes for particularly outstanding students, which happens to be a stamped resume."
It turned out that Lao Yang still had some knowledge, and he had never seen anyone in the logistics department, and he also trained him with a pair of "discerning eyes". Liu Cang may not be able to see it, but he can definitely see it, which saves me from having to say a lot of words.
"It's just that your resume can be reused by people wherever you put it, so why bother with this little infirmary doctor? To put it mildly, it is to eat white rice, and to eat it and wait for death, it is too condescending. Lao Yang said bitterly.
"That's right! Go find a better job! The senior brother also stepped aside and said.
"Don't be persuaded, since my senior brother found it for me, I'll do it for a while first, just to be idle, and to adapt to life in Jincheng."
Seeing me say this, the senior brother's expression was complicated, and he didn't say anything more, he was silent, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Damn, how long will it take? Give it back! ”
grabbed the piece of paper in Liu Shuai's hand, making them feel dirty when they took it, if it weren't for the seal on this resume, I wouldn't have asked for it again.
"You... You... You..."Liu Shuai couldn't stand such a big reversal, and said bad things angrily.
"What are you? Dead fat pigs. ”
"Senior brother, don't say a word."
"Don't get in the way, just a few of us here, it's a big deal to submit resumes, as long as the person in charge of this aspect is not blind, there is no big problem." I didn't care, and looked at Liu Cang's father and son with a smile.