Fanwai (spoof) After encountering the junior

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One day in a certain year, a certain month, the cute little three broke into the seemingly peaceful life of male and female pigs' feet......

NO.1 Liang Ye version

On a full moon night with beautiful flowers and sunshine (there are trees in the wonders of the world), Liang Ye and Yan Shuangfei sat quietly at the stone table in the garden, and when they looked at each other, there seemed to be countless sparks flickering in between.

(Yan Shuangfei threw an innocent look at the audience: I just need the plot, cooperate with Liang Ye, please don't blame Brother Feng...... οΌ‰

Liang Ye stared at Yan Shuangfei affectionately, and was about to speak, but unexpectedly, a man in black descended from the sky.

"Bang-"

(The man in black glared at a certain Qing: Is there anyone like you to a woman?)

A certain innocent: Who made you the female number two...... οΌ‰

The plot continues......

"Brother Ye-" A miserable voice pierced the sky, and the woman in black suddenly hugged Liang Ye's arm and looked at him affectionately. "Brother Ye, I've liked you for a long, long, long time, accept my love, okay?"

Liang Ye squinted at his extremely charming peach blossom eyes, staring at the woman in black quietly, and his fingers also reached for the woman's chin, slowly provoking.

"It's good-looking, the flower looks like the moon." Liang Ye chuckled.

The woman in black lowered her head shyly and said angrily, "I hate it......"

(A certain sunny day came out: flowers also have flowers blooming, and the moon is also cloudy and sunny......

A certain woman waved her palm and flew decisively. οΌ‰

Liang Ye chuckled, glanced at the woman, and then asked Yan Shuangfei, "Qiqi, do you think she is beautiful?" ”

"Hehe, beauty." Yan Shuangfei laughed dryly, what's the matter with me......

"It's beautiful, but it's less than one-ten-thousandth of my family's seventy-seven......" Liang Ye looked at the woman in black helplessly, shrugged his shoulders and said. I'm sorry, Miss, you don't have my family's Qiqi Beauty, I don't like it......"

"Then, what should I do......" The woman in black frowned, and the powder on her face fell off a few layers.

"There are a few fewer miscellaneous maids in my house, so why don't you come to our house to sweep the floor." Liang Ye played with his fingers and said with a smile.

"You ......" Where did the woman suffer such humiliation, so she had to uphold the three basic principles of "one crying, two troubles, and three hangings", stood up with a sudden, and yelled at Liang Ye: "Four can be killed, not humiliated, I will die for youβ€”β€”"

As she spoke, the woman made a posture of wanting to hit the wall, and Liang Ye hurriedly stopped: "Don't don't, don't be, if you hit your head against that wall, won't your flower and moon look be ruined." ”

The woman suddenly came to her senses and exclaimed, "Yes! It's okay if I'm dead, but I can't let my perfect image slip in the hearts of my admirers! ”

"Well, so, you better come to my house and sweep the floor." Liang Ye made a serious summary, ignoring the look of the woman in black, grinning at Yan Shuangfei and said, "Come, Qiqi, let's continue to eat snacks." Come, try this, this is the most famous teppanyaki spicy chicken butt ......"

The woman in black was petrified.

NO2 Liang Xuan version

On a full moon night with beautiful flowers and sunshine, Liang Xuan and Yan Shuangfei sat quietly at the stone table in the garden, and when they looked at each other, there seemed to be countless sparks flickering in between.

(Yan Shuangfei once again threw an innocent look at the audience: the plot needs, the plot needs ...... οΌ‰

Liang Xuan stared at Yan Shuangfei affectionately, and was about to speak, but a man in black ran over from the corridor and threw himself into Liang Xuan's arms, catching Liang Xuan off guard.

(A certain Qing: At the request of the second woman, this modification is specially made.)

The woman in black continued to roar: Why is it still black, I am very white and tender!!

A certain sunny roar +1: This is not black and white, I call it a fashion "flower awakening" with wood and !! οΌ‰

The plot continues......

"Brother Xuanβ€”" A tragic voice pierced the sky, and although the woman in black was pushed away by Liang Xuan, she still held Liang Xuan's arm and looked at him affectionately. "Brother Xuan, I've liked you for a long, long, long time, accept my love, okay?"

Liang Xuan gently pushed away the big white hand on his left arm, but said gently: "Girl, please respect yourself." ”

The woman in black was stunned for a moment, and then looked intoxicated again. "Brother Xuan, people like your gentle and elegant temperament, with wood and ......"

"Muyu...... I only have seventy-one people in my heart, so that the girl is in love by mistake. Liang Xuan's face did not change, he smiled apologetically at the woman, and his eyes were full of tenderness to Yan Shuangfei, who was playing with his fingernails, and said affectionately: "Once the sea - difficult to water, except for Qiqi - not a love ......"

"You...... You ......" The woman in black was furious, stood up, pointed at Liang Xuan, and then pointed at Yan Shuangfei.

Yan Shuangfei threw an innocent look at her - what's the matter with me?

"Brother Xuan, why do you love her, why don't you love me!!" One of the women continued to growl.

Liang Xuan did not change his usual gentleness, and said to the woman in black in a serious voice: "Girl, have you ever heard such a sentence - there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you need to dig the foot of the wall." If the girl can see through these things, she can 'never love the good night, let him go down to the west building under the bright moon'......"

"Let your sister be Ren!" The woman in black cursed in a low voice, and made a gesture of hitting the wall again, and while rushing towards the wall, she shouted: "Four can be killed, not humiliated-"

"Girlβ€”" Liang Xuan hurriedly grabbed her big arm and looked at her with a serious expression.

"Have you changed your mind?" The woman in black was overjoyed.

"No, I just want to tell the girl that the word should be pronounced 'shi', not 'four'." Liang Xuan said seriously, and made another gesture of invitation. "Girl, pleaseβ€”"

A woman: "......"

NO3 paragraph Qifeng version

On a full moon night with a beautiful wind and sunshine, Duan Qifeng and Yan Shuangfei sat quietly at the stone table in the garden, and when they looked at each other, there seemed to be countless sparks flickering in between.

(Yan Shuangfei raised his eyebrows and threw out a smug look: hiahiahiahia, Brother Feng is finally mine...... οΌ‰

Duan Qifeng stared at Yan Shuangfei affectionately, and was about to speak, but unexpectedly, a woman in white ran over from the corridor and threw herself into Duan Qifeng's arms.

(A certain Qing: You should be satisfied this time.)

A woman in white: How come it is white except black, the author is big, you can't do this if you like pandas......

A certain Qing is angry: If you pick me again, you will change the actor!

A woman in white floated away in tears~)

The plot continues......

"Brother Feng-" A miserable voice pierced the sky, and although the woman in white was pushed away by Duan Qifeng, she still hugged his arm persistently and looked at him affectionately. "Brother Feng, I've liked you for a long, long, long time, accept my love, okay?"

Duan Qifeng glanced at the claws on his left arm, and his tone was extremely cold. "Let go."

"Brother Feng, people have liked you for a long, long, long time......"

"Let go!" Duan Qifeng accentuated his tone, but this time he didn't wait for the woman to react, so he shook her hand away. The force was so great that the woman collapsed to the ground.

"People like Brother Feng's character of being cold on the outside and hot on the inside......" A certain woman didn't give up, and pounced back, but was decisively thrown away by Duan Qifeng again.

"Brother Feng, you...... You did this to me!! A certain woman instantly switched to a roaring role.

Duan Qifeng didn't say a word, but the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile without warmth.

"Brother Feng, you say, what do you love for her!"

"Brother Feng, you say, what's wrong with me!"

"Brother Feng, you say, how do you like me!"

"Brother Feng......" A certain woman wanted to continue roaring, but saw Duan Qifeng indifferently sipping the wine in the cup, staring intently at the beautiful woman opposite, completely treating her as nothing.

A certain woman gritted her teeth and had to resort to the last resort.

"Four can ...... You can kill it, but you can't be humiliated, I'll die for youβ€”" A certain woman roared, posing the classic pose of rushing to the front line for the revolution, but her steps squirmed like a snail.

After the time of a stick of incense, a certain woman who was about to fall asleep finally waited for Duan Qifeng's response.

"Y-stop!"

A certain woman turned around in surprise and looked towards Duan Qifeng (although she only moved a distance of one meter).

Duan Qifeng stood up, approached a certain woman who was shining with a peach heart, hooked the corners of her mouth, and slowly stretched out her hand.

"Brother Feng...... You're finally ...... Ahh A certain woman didn't have time to move, but her body was jerked up, and she hit the familiar stone wall in response.

"I hate people who are inefficient." Duan Qifeng muttered softly, then turned around and sat down opposite Yan Shuangfei, looking at her with a gentle expression.

"Brother Feng, you are so indifferent!" Yan Shuangfei pretended to be surprised and said.

"It depends on who it's right for." The corners of Duan Qifeng's lips hooked, and a charming smile bloomed on his face. "Qiqi, I can also be infinitely gentle for you."

Yan Shuangfei (affectionate): "Brother Feng......"

Duan Qifeng (affectionate +1): "Seventy-seven ......"

A certain woman (foaming at the mouth and drawing circles in the corner): "For ...... Miscellaneous...... What...... It's always me who gets hurt!! ”

[Voiceover]

A certain woman: The author is big, for the sake of my hard performance, at least give me a name, people also want to have fans, woo~

A certain Qing (thinking): Well, okay, I'm not a stepmother-level character (all kinds of peels are smashed quickly), so I'll call you......

A certain woman (Peach Heart Sparkle): What?

A certain Qing (grinning, smiling comfortably): Let's call you "Fangfang".

"Ah......h

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