I thought that I found Wang Po and asked her to prescribe a few pills casually and everything would be fine, but Wang Po actually asked me to sleep with her cabbage, and I thought there was something wrong with my ears.

"No... You're talking about chopped cabbage, right? ”

"Sleep, that's the dirtiest idea in your heart, fantasize about this inanimate plant as your girlfriend, sleep on it, and I'll tell you what to do next."

"......I don't know what to say."

It doesn't even have a body, so where do I start? Even if there is a place to start on it, I can't make such a perverted move, how can I bear to spoil such a simple cabbage?

"Can't do it?" Wang Po said.

"Can't do it, is there any other way?"

"Well, of course, there are other ways, but you're going to have to suffer a little."

"What's the solution?"

"Go back." Wang Po said.

"Where are you going?"

"I have a prescription here to let you go back to the yang world, but now there is still a lack of a medicine primer, that is, the soul in your body, you need to go back to the ghost who pretended to be your girlfriend, but don't worry, I will go back with you, if something really happens to you, I will help you as soon as possible, and I will never let you have an accident, the ghost pretending to be your girlfriend has your breath attached to it, and the aura on her body about you is restricted, let me make a medicine primer."

"If you want my soul, isn't it enough for me to give you a little bit? Why do you want to go back to the ghost pretending to be my girlfriend, I really don't want to go back. I said.

"This is not good, the soul on your body cannot be taken off directly, because the yang energy is too heavy, if you eat it, the yang energy in the pill will hedge with the yang energy on your body, maybe you will die directly here, that female ghost has the qi of the yin, and your yang energy can form a situation of checks and balances, originally my cabbage has magical power, as long as it swallows your essence, you can make me into a pill, but you don't want to be with it, Then we will only have to take your breath from the female ghost. Wang Po said.

Wang Po's words made me speechless, should I be with the unsightly cabbage in front of me, or take the risk to go to the female ghost Sally who pretended to be my girlfriend?

Or... Shall I give it a try? Stay with this cabbage, it's a vegetarian thing, but at least I know it's safe and won't hurt me.

"Have you thought about it?"

"Forget it, I'll still choose to stay with the cabbage, but can you go out first, let me be alone with it first, and cultivate a relationship." I say.

"Okay, okay, you ordinary people are trouble, what kind of feelings do you have to cultivate." The princess walked out.

The cabbage lay quietly on the ground, it looked quite fresh, I touched it, but it didn't respond.

"That, it's nice to meet you, my name is Fang Ming, I'm in my 20s this year, in fact, I have a girlfriend, I haven't had time to get married with my girlfriend yet, but the relationship between the two of us is very good, but how to say it, now I have encountered a little special situation, so I need you to help me, this help, it's... I want you to be a husband and wife with me for one night, I don't know if you'd like to..."I said squirmingly.

"Yes, as long as you don't mind." The cabbage suddenly let out a deep and strong male voice.

"I'm X! You're a man! Wang Po, I've already thought about it, I still have to go to Sally! I said as I burst out the door.

It's not that I'm picky, it's just that it's already very difficult for me to cross species to carry out the kind of intimate activities that are originally only between men and women, but I didn't expect it to be so male!

Wang Po was holding a candle in front of the portrait, and when she saw me say this, she smiled and said, "Okay, then let's go straight to the road, but I still have a few words to tell me about the cabbage, you stand here and wait." ”

"Cabbage!" She shouted into the room.

A delicate and fair-skinned girl came out of the room, wearing a green gauze skirt, and she answered, "Mother-in-law, what's the matter?" ”

"I'm going to go out with this lad, and if there's any guest coming, tell them to wait." Wang Po said.

"Okay, I see, you guys go." She said.

Isn't this cabbage a big man with three big and three thick? Why did she suddenly become a beautiful girl again? I was confused.

Before I could react, Wang Po had already walked out of the door, and I had to follow her step by step.

"Mrs. Wang, what the hell is that cabbage ......?"

"What you just saw is her real body."

"But when I spoke to him just now, he was obviously a man's voice."

"That's because she doesn't look down on you, so she deliberately scares you off by learning to talk to men." Wang Po said.

"Okay......" I always feel a little lost, I could have been married to such a beautiful girl, but I was actually tricked by her, it's a pity, it's a pity.

Wang Po is very short, but she walks very quickly, like stepping on Hot Wheels, I, a big man, can't catch up with her, a little careless, Wang Po has thrown me out more than ten meters away.

"Wait for me, don't go so fast." I shouted anxiously.

If it was a straight road, she would have walked faster, but the road here was very complicated, turning left and right, I couldn't figure out the direction at all, and if I was left behind, I didn't know where to find her.

"Fang Ming, Fang Ming, the reason why you can't keep up with me is because your physique is too poor, you are not from the underworld, so you don't know, your original lifespan was 90 years old, just because of the greed for beauty, you were deducted from the age of 40, and it also detracted from your vitality, if you continue to indulge like this, your life span will continue to be deducted, and then you can only go to my mother to get soup to drink." Wang Po said to me earnestly.

"How do you know I'm... Lustful? ”

"It can be seen from your eyes that the eyes of people who are not greedy for beauty are very pure, and those who are greedy for beauty have a layer of gray on their eyes, which makes them look very obscene." Wang Po said.

Her words made me feel embarrassed, and I had to trot all the way to her side.

"Lady Wang, what did you bring with you this time?" Suddenly, a woman in ancient costume appeared.

"People." Wang Po's answer was very simple.

"No kidding, where are the people from in this kind of place?" She laughed.

The woman gave me a deep look, as if she was guessing my identity, but she didn't look too much, and just left.

"Can't that woman recognize me as a human?" I asked Mrs. Wang in a whisper.

"Of course she doesn't recognize you, I added a little condiment to your body to cover up your breath as a living person, if you don't cover up the breath of a living person on your body, in the eyes of those unjust ghosts, you are a big pig's trotters, and they can't wait to eat you alive." Wang Po said.

Walking and walking, we have come to the main road.