Chapter 94: Lazy (si) God is here!
Steward Yan pushed open the door and looked at Han Mengjie with a slightly helpless expression.
Han Mengjie pursed her mouth angrily: "I said I didn't come in, why did you come in?" ”
Mirror Ghost, Zhang Lingqi, Cheng Lu and Steward Yan: You just came in because you said you weren't there!
Zhang Lingqi asked: "I feel that my sisters are usually quite smart and clever, but why do I feel that every time I go to Zhang Kang, I feel that my IQ is insufficient?" ”
The mirror ghost looked proud: "This is the charm of men!" The eldest brother lying there without moving can make the women confused and the fawn bump around! ”
Zhang Lingqi asked: "Then why don't you have this charm?" ”
The mirror ghost was silent for three seconds, shed crystal teardrops, and floated away silently.
Steward Yan glanced at the mirror and said to Han Mengjie, "Miss Han, you are really a big head. ”
"I don't see your head getting bigger." Han Mengjie said angrily, seeing that she was about to successfully give her first kiss, but she killed a Yan housekeeper halfway, how could she feel comfortable.
Steward Yan shook his head lightly and stretched out his hand elegantly: "In order not to affect the young master's rest, please leave with me." ”
Coming to the corridor outside the room, Steward Yan gently closed the door and said in a serious voice: "Miss Han, I naturally understand your intentions for the young master, but you are only 15 years old this year, right?" ”
"What's wrong with being 15 years old, looking down on minors?" Han Mengjie rolled her eyes.
Steward Yan shook his head: "Minors must have minors' subsons, and if you want to poison the tree, these things still have to wait until adulthood." ”
"If you and the young master are both adults, and you are both in love, then what I want to do is not to disturb you, but to prepare for your wedding."
As soon as she heard the words 'preparing for the wedding', Han Mengjie's eyes immediately widened, and the rest of the words were automatically ignored by her, and her mind was full of these four words.
"So..."
Han Mengjie interrupted him: "I know! Grandpa Yan! I'm going to try to grow up as soon as possible! ”
With that, she ran back to her room.
Steward Yan stood in place for a while, and then returned to Zhang Kang's room silently.
Zhang Kang was still asleep.
Steward Yan stood in front of Zhang Kang's bed in the dark, silent, but his breathing was a little uneven.
Zhang Lingqi couldn't help but wonder, could it be that this old man also fell in love with Zhang Kang?
Not really?!
Could it be that Zhang Kang is really a man of all ages?!
However, she thought about it too much, and after a while, Steward Yan in the dark said softly: "Stinky boy, the disguise is good, and he is really not an ordinary person." ”
After saying this thoughtless sentence, he turned and left.
The next morning.
Zhang Kang woke up with the head of the chicken nest and saw Zhou Xueyi sitting in front of the bed with a serious face.
It's just that although she has a serious face, she still has a blush on her face that has not disappeared.
"You're finally awake." Zhou Xueyi said.
Zhang Kang lay on the bed on all fours, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes.
"There's something I've wanted to ask you for a long time," Zhou Xueyi said, "Who are Xiao Lian and Shen Ling?" When Han Mengjie was held hostage by gangsters that day, you... What's going on with the wings behind you? ”
Ten minutes later.
"Say something!" Zhou Xueyi said.
Half an hour later.
Zhou Xueyi turned around and left.
The victory of the lazy man, it turns out that when encountering this kind of thing, as long as it is ignored, it can be solved perfectly.
Midday.
When the mirror ghost and Cheng Lu were serving Zhang Kang to eat, the system couldn't help but ask, "There's something I still haven't figured out." ”
"Put." Zhang Kangxin said.
"Put? What do you mean? Hey, that guy named Mike is obviously just a mortal, 1 point of laziness is enough, but why do you want to consume 20 points of laziness to assimilate him? Although I can harvest more than 100 every day now, I can't waste it like this! ”
Zhang Kang was speechless: "Do you want to know why?" ”
"Nonsense, why should I ask you if you don't want to know."
"The reason is simple."
"What is it?"
"Because your IQ is used for your little mother Peng."
The system was stunned: "Huh? ”
Rewind to last night.
Duan Shanshan sent Mike back to his house, and his father was shocked when he saw the situation, especially when he saw that Mike still had cat feces in his mouth
And Duan Shanshan is also worthy of being the supreme licking dog plus the late stage, Mike beat her up and she didn't mind, she didn't take it to heart when she hooked up with Xiao Lian in front of her, and she also told Mike how he was wronged in Zhang Kang and how he was poured into cat feces.
Even completely reversing black and white, Mike's unreasonable behavior is not mentioned at all, but instead becomes a polite foreign guest, just sitting quietly and politely, and being made like this by these 'domestic people'.
When Michael's father heard this, could he stand it?
After asking Zhang Kang's address, he immediately made a phone call, and then scolded Duan Shanshan.
Duan Shanshan apologized vigorously, said bad things about Zhang Kang and them, and even knelt down on the spot to beg for forgiveness.
However, licking the dog and licking the dog, licking until there was nothing left in the end, Mike's father announced on the spot that Duan Shanshan had been kicked.
Duan Shanshan only felt that the five thunders were thundering, and the whole person lost her mind, Mike's door slammed shut, she knelt in front of the door and cried for forgiveness, but there was no movement in the door.
She was discouraged and remembered all her hatred on Zhang Kang and those people.
If it weren't for them, Mike and I wouldn't have broken up! She thought viciously, gritting her teeth.
She leaves, but she doesn't know that the reason why there is no movement in Mike's house is not because Mike's father ignores her, but because they don't bother to pay attention to her.
Mike slumped on the couch, purple laziness all over his body, and everyone in his family, from his father to the housekeeper and cook, was assimilated.
A chef who was cutting vegetables was assimilated by laziness, and his whole body was paralyzed and had no strength in an instant, and the whole person lay heavily on the board, and the kitchen knife in his hand slipped out.
The chef found the grip and tried to stand up and turn off the gas main valve, but after a long time of trying to get started, the gas had already filled the entire kitchen and the living room on the first floor.
The chef tried his best, and finally his arm moved, and then it fell down heavily, and coincidentally accidentally touched the stove.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to get it, love to ♀ die is the last thought of the chef's brainbox.
Boom!
Mike's mother, who was busy with a black man on the other side of the ocean, lost her beloved husband and son.
After seeing the news, the system finally understood why Zhang Kang was lazy with 20 points to Mike, an ordinary person.
He directly turned Mike into a small lazy radioactive source, and added a delayed episode, and when Mike returned home, he would directly assimilate everyone in the family!
This hand is too insidious and too dark! It is completely in line with Zhang Kang's style of acting!
Zhang Kang felt lonely in his heart: "Originally, I just wanted their family to be lazy and put an end to future troubles, but I didn't expect to stage a show of death, tsk, I obviously didn't want to kill people." ”
The system disdainful: "Don't pretend, you don't want to kill people, so why did you call the ghost to ask him if he accepted foreign ghosts?" ”
"And it's a fart when the god of death comes, it's the real horror when the lazy god comes, the whole family is hanging, you really deserve to be the heifer to the big aunt - blood cow b!"