Chapter 160: The Big Fight
"Idiot little Wang Ba! Who wants to seduce you! I let out a loud roar of rage, and in an instant it resounded throughout the forest.
Fortunately, there are no tourists in the forest, otherwise I would have been attracted by my roar, and I would have been even more shameless.
At the moment, I stood motionless, trying to bend down and pick up the half of the clothes that I had thrown to the ground in a hurry.
My eyes were firmly fixed on Xiao Wangba's gaze, for fear that he would look somewhere he shouldn't be.
And the little Wang Ba who confronted me obviously didn't have any "evil thoughts" about me, and when he saw that I was staring at him intently, he was obedient, and he reacted after a while, pretending to be a righteous gentleman, and turned his body around.
The wind is blowing in the forest, and even though it's the beginning of summer, it's still cold if you don't wear clothes!
I didn't dare to put my hands down to pick up my clothes, because I was afraid that at the moment I let go, Xiao Wang Ba and I would turn around and look at each other.
There are some things that the more you worry that it will happen, the more it will happen. Murphy's Law is not called in vain, so I don't dare to take this risk, thinking about it, but I can only turn to Xiao Wang Ba for help.
"Little Wangba! Do you gods have the ability to help people change their clothes? ”
Xiao Wang Ba, who was facing away from me, shook his head, and didn't forget to be witty when he answered: "Do you think the gods are all Doraemon?" ”
"Then can you help me go back to the castle to pick up some clothes?"
Xiao Wangba thought for a moment: "If I leave you here alone, I'm afraid it will be even more unsafe." ”
He's right! Wouldn't it be even worse if I was stuck in the same place, if I ran into a local hiking in the forest or a tour group that came to visit or something!
So I quickly rejected my proposal: "What then! ”
"Your clothes ......" As soon as Xiao Wang Ba turned his head, I immediately exclaimed: "Don't look over!" ”
Xiao Wang Ba quickly turned his head again: "I mean, can you still wear the clothes on the ground?" ”
I glanced at the lump of cloth I threw on the ground: "I don't know, that thing is rolled up there, and I don't know if I can wear it if I don't pick it up." ”
"So what do you mean...... Let me pick it up for you? Xiao Wang Ba asked tentatively.
Well, I hugged my arms tightly in front of my chest again, and it seemed like there was no other way to do it right now.
So I could only whisper reluctantly: "Then you keep your head down and don't raise your head." ”
Xiao Wangba turned his back to me and nodded: "Then I'm going to turn my head, you take two steps back first." ”
I obediently took two steps back, and then Xiao Wang Ba slowly lowered his head and turned to me.
A shy emotion crept up my cheeks in an instant.
He didn't look at me, but in this case, I was more shy than the possibility of being seen by him.
I saw that Xiao Wang Ba bent down with his head low, picked up the rag on the ground, and then bowed to me in a posture, and did not dare to raise his neck, only raised his hand holding the rag.
Seeing this, as if I had been granted amnesty, I quickly grabbed the life-saving rag.
Unexpectedly, the tacit understanding between Xiao Wang Ba and me was so bad! As soon as I grabbed it, he didn't have time to let go, only to hear a clatter, and the rag was torn in half by the two of us again.
Now I can only say that it is completely cold.
I raised the rag in my hand in embarrassment, and before I could react, I saw the equally surprised little Wang Ba, and then raised his head.
I threw the rag into Xiao Wangba's face, for fear that under my "carelessness", he would see something that he shouldn't see.
And Xiao Wang Ba only felt that there was a sudden flower in front of him, and then he subconsciously reacted to stress.
I don't know where this dignified king of ancient Egypt learned Chinese kung fu, I only felt a tightness in my shoulders, and then I was thrown to the ground with a snap by Xiao Wang Ba's cloud hand and a side back.
He definitely did it on purpose! Lying on the ground on all fours, I only felt that my whole body was sore, this unlucky little Wang Ba, how to say do it!
Xiao Wang Ba, who finally reacted, realized that he had just thrown someone to the ground, for fear that he would not make a serious move, so he squatted beside me as fast as he could, looked down at me with a concerned face and said, "You woman! Don't attack me casually! I can't help but fight back! ”
I grinned and looked at the little Wang Ba who sued the wicked man first: "Who attacked you!" I just threw a rag in your face! Are you so angry? ”
Xiao Wang Ba hurriedly explained: "It's true that my spirit has been in a state of preparation for war for a while, so I can't help but react to stress, idiot woman, you ...... Are you okay? ”
How could it be okay! You get wrestled by a man who is 1.8 meters long!
I stretched out my hand, grabbed Xiao Wangba's arm, struggled to sit up, and tried to move my muscles and bones - fortunately, I still have a lot of meat on weekdays, if I change to a girl like the pork rib essence to be thrown by Xiao Wangba like this, I have to break bones!
"Forget it, forget it." I moved around and felt that it was no big deal, so I said to Xiao Wangba: "It's also a loss to me for eating a lot on weekdays, otherwise, if I don't have this body of meat as a buffer, I will have to be miserable by you." ”
Xiao Wang Ba was relieved to hear that I could still joke.
I saw him looking at me with a distressed face: "When is this coming, you still have the heart to joke." ”
I was about to comfort him a few more words, but the cool feeling in my chest suddenly reminded me - even if I was thrown to the ground, I still didn't wear the clothes I should have worn! So I screamed again, and in vain continued to hold my chest tightly.
At this time, Xiao Wang Ba was a little calm, sighed and said to me: "Alas, don't protect it, I have already finished reading what I should see." ”
I looked at his incomparably blue lewd eyes, and couldn't help but stick out my fingers and poke them.
Xiao Wang Ba immediately covered his eyes and said angrily: "You idiot woman! Sneak up on me! ”
"Who told you to look where you shouldn't!" I protected my chest with one hand, and kept beating Xiao Wangba's head with the other, and while beating back, I said: "You won't watch your own girlfriend go!" You in the wilderness take advantage of the old lady here! See that I don't waste you! ”
The little Wang Ba who covered his eyes was instantly defeated by me, and he was still squatting beside me, but he was attacked by me, and he fell to the ground with a poof.
I was already beaten by him, and I hit him for a while, and I felt even more sore, and when I saw that the "enemy" was finally defeated by me, I gasped for breath and lay down in the opposite direction.
The sky appeared in front of my eyes in an instant.
The grass underneath you, the sky overhead, the smell of the sea in the air, the insects chirping, the birds chirping, the clouds fluttering, everything seemed so beautiful.
If I could have a full outfit instead of holding my hands on my chest at this moment, I'm afraid it would have been a better scene.
I was lying on the ground, gasping for breath, trapped in the forest abroad, unable to move.
It's as if everything has stopped at this moment.
It is as if looking at the wide sky, and all your troubles will be solved.
Whether it's in love, or at work, whether it's about Xiao Wangba, or about my disheveled.
Just as I was staring at the sky, a piece of clothing suddenly fell on me.
The little vest with body temperature instantly covered my key parts.
Little Wangba's head appeared in front of my eyes, blocking the entire sky.
He recovered so quickly, and under my merciless blows, he was able to get back on his feet so quickly.
Xiao Wang Ba's eyes were red, but his face was full of disgust and helplessness: "Idiot woman, put it on!" The province caught a cold. ”
I grabbed the gold-embroidered, flawless white vest that covered my body, and sat up slowly.
On that dress, there is still the smell of Xiao Wang Ba.
I sniffed it, and I only felt that the familiar smell had an inexplicable good smell.
After confirming that Xiao Wang Ba had turned around again, I carefully put on the vest.
And it wasn't until I put on this little Wang Ba's usual clothes that I found out......
It turns out that this vest is on! It's buttoned!
If it can be buckled, then what kind of trouble is Xiao Wang making so much of an open chest every day!
Isn't it tempting?
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