Zhang Kang really obeyed this system.

It's so special!

Lao Tzu was just about to fall asleep, and you ran over to confess?

You're a cousin!

Get a shovel!

"I'll just say it casually! Now, I, to, sleep, sleep! ”

The system fell silent.

The next morning, the weather was fine.

As soon as Zhang Kang woke up, he saw Han Mengjie, Xiao Lian and Zhou Xueyi all gathered in front of the window, and their faces were not quite right.

He blinked in confusion: "What? ”

"Say! What did you do last night? Xiao Lian said angrily.

“？” Zhang Kang was confused.

Shen Ling said: "Young master, Cangtian Mingjian, we really didn't do anything, Zhang Kang just slept on my lap." ”

"Then why are your pants wet? And it's so wet? Han Mengjie pointed to Shen Ling's pants.

Zhang Kang looked down, and sure enough, Shen Ling's pants were wet in a large area, from his knees to _____.

Shen Ling was a little anxious: "This... This one... I don't know, but when I wake up..."

Zhang Kang blinked his dead fish eyes: "That's saliva." ”

Several people fell silent.

Zhang Kang keenly felt that the atmosphere seemed to have become more wrong.

What's the matter, I've always had the problem of drooling when I sleep, as long as I sleep on my side, there is an 80% chance that I will drool!

Xiao Lian looked sad and indignant: "Saliva? You actually use ...... You're so perverted! ”

Han Mengjie pursed her lips aggrievedly: "I didn't expect you to be such a brother Zhang Kang!" ”

Zhang Kang is even more confused, what's wrong with me?

Zhou Xueyi frowned: "Even if you like legs, you can't." ”

Depend on... Zhang Kang rolled his eyes with all his strength, he really convinced the imagination of these women.

I'm just sleeping and bleeding, it just flows out of the corners of my mouth, and many people will bleed when they sleep!

How did you get to this point and this is a lick?

At this time, the mirror ghost stood up: "Everyone, calm down, I am an eyewitness, I can prove that these saliva came out of the corners of the mouth when the eldest brother was sleeping, and it is definitely not what you think." ”

"You talk nonsense!" Han Mengjie said, "I used to sleep with my brother in my arms at night, and he never drooled!" ”

"Nonsense," the mirror ghost was speechless, "he was lying on his back when you slept with him, and even if there was saliva at that time, he couldn't flow out, and the eldest brother slept on his side last night." ”

Several women fell silent.

“... Is that so? Han Mengjie asked Zhang Kang tentatively.

Zhang Kang didn't bother to pay attention to her.

The mirror ghost shook his hand, the mirror flashed, and the picture of Zhang Kang and Shen Ling sleeping last night appeared on the mirror.

Sure enough, Zhang Kang was lying on his side, his head resting on Shen Ling's lap, snoring with his mouth open, and saliva flowed out.

"I'm sorry brother, I misunderstood you." Han Mengjie hurriedly sat down next to Zhang Kang and hugged Zhang Kang's arm tightly.

"I'm sorry... I..."Xiao Lian and Zhou Xueyi were also ashamed and embarrassed.

At this time, Han Mengjie suddenly showed a sly expression: "In order to apologize to you, I decided to invite you out to play today." ”

"Count me in." Zhou Xueyi and Xiao Lian said at the same time.

Zhang Kang was slightly stunned, damn? Looking at their expressions, could it be that they were acting together just now?

"It's decided!"

"Sisters, up!" Xiao Lian laughed and shouted, and the four wolf-like girls lifted Zhang Kang up.

It turned out that Shen Ling was also acting.

Sure enough, three women in one play, four women are even better, Lao Tzu was so tricked!

Outside the door, Steward Yan had already prepared the car, and when he saw Zhang Kang being carried down, Steward Yan opened the car door.

Zhang Kang cast a look of help to Steward Yan, and Steward Yan gave him the back of his head.

Closing the car door, Steward Yan waved his hand: "Pay attention to safety." ”

The car starts and goes away.

Little Lori sat on the sofa on the first floor, with her cheeks bulging.

She also wanted to go out and play, but Steward Yan would definitely not allow it.

If you go out and show your face, if you are recognized, it will be a big trouble, although Steward Yan knows that one day sooner or later the Ten Thousand Ghost Villa will come to the door, but this day should come as late as possible.

Tour e field.

"Wow!"

"Ahh

"Grass!"

The roller coaster roared by, everyone closed their eyes and screamed hysterically, only Zhang Kang sat slumped in his chair, looking ahead with an expressionless face.

You ghosts are called hairy, what is there to be afraid of?

The roller coaster vomited, and the tourists came down with various expressions, only Zhang Kang was still sitting in place.

The staff was shocked: "Oh no, someone here is scared stupid!" ”

......

Big pendulum.

"Wow!" "Ahh "Grass!"

Zhang Kang's face was expressionless, and the ghost was screaming, what was there to be afraid of?

The big pendulum vomited, and the tourists came down one after another, but Zhang Kang sat in place and did not move.

"Oh no, there's someone here who's scared!"

......

Merry-go-round.

"Oh no, there's a guy here who is stupid!"

This morning, the girls had a good time.

Zhang Kang... It's also more fun.

When it was time for lunch, everyone entered a high-end restaurant, and after sitting down to order good food, a familiar voice suddenly sounded behind Zhang Kang: "Big brother? ”

Everyone turned their heads to look, Zhang Kang turned around, and Xiang Long looked surprised: "Yo! What a big brother! Wow, big brother, long time no see, I miss you to death! ”

Zhang Kang nodded.

Xiao Lian asked Zhou Xueyi in a low voice, "Who is this person?" ”

A look of annoyance flashed on Zhou Xueyi's face: "Zhang Kang's classmate used to be a bad one, but now it can barely be regarded as an improvement." ”

"Teacher, you're here too! Hello Teacher! Xiang Long said happily.

"Are you done with your vacation homework?" Zhou Xueyi asked.

The smile on Xiang Long's face disappeared in an instant.

...

Therefore, if a relative's bear child comes to your house in the future and you are too annoyed, then you only need the 'soul three questions' to completely defeat it.

The first question is, "Have you finished your homework?" (Believe me, it's devastating)

If that doesn't work, then ask the second question: "How did you do on the exam?" (I used these two sentences to kill three bear children in seconds, and they were all autistic on the spot)

If it doesn't work, then the third question is, "Really?" You won't change your grades, will you? (I'll never forget the painful cry of that bear child that afternoon)

...

Xiang Long immediately changed the topic: "Big brother, where did you go to play during the holidays?" ”

Zhang Kang ignored him.

Xiang Long also knew him very well, so he didn't ask any more, and said: "What, big brother, today I came out with Fa Xiao, who I haven't seen for a long time, so I'll go back first." ”

Zhang Kang was just about to nod, when Xiang Long's two haircuts came over: "Old Xiang, who are these people?" ”

Their eyes wandered over the four girls.

The short-haired boy first introduced himself: "My name is Xu Kun, I am an old man with small hair, hello beauties!" ”

Han Mengjie turned her head to look at him: "Xu Kun? What's your last name? ”

Xu Kun was stunned: "The surname is Xu." ”

Han Mengjie raised her eyebrows and beckoned: "Waiter, let's add a plate of fried chicken." ”