"What! Chen Lin can't find it? Xiao Wang asked with wide eyes.

I felt like I was slipping out, why should I tell him this, what's the use of telling him this?

I hurriedly changed my tune and said, "No, no, I mean my new girlfriend, she had a fight with me, and I haven't seen her in days." ”

At this time, Xiao Wang En squinted his small eyes and said with a smile: "Did I say it? No wonder you have been absent-minded lately, it turned out that you quarreled with your new girlfriend, but I can tell you, this girl has to be coaxed, and if you say a few more good words, she will be angry, you must not fight a cold war with her, in case - people look at other men again, and when the time comes, they will kick you, and it will be too late to see you regret it. ”

I was still a little unconvinced, so I snorted and said, "She kicked me?" It's impossible, she can't bear it - I'm already very handsome, besides, even if I kick me, can't I find a girlfriend? This beautiful girl has it, not inferior to her. ”

Xiao Wang tugged at my ear and said, "That's what you said, when I see your girlfriend one day, tell her what you said, and then you can go home and kneel on the washboard!" Strict wife! Haha......"

Xiao Wang turned around and returned to his desk, and smiled at me - was that a mockery?

At this point, I also looked around, and my colleagues were all looking at me with that kind of contempt......

I just shook my head, wishing there was a rat hole in it, and I was speechless and walked out of this hall.

As soon as I walked to the company gate, the old man on the doorman asked again, "Why, you haven't gotten off work yet, you're leaving?" You're such an interesting person, when you get off work, you don't get off work, you haven't gotten off work yet, you have to leave again, do you still use it as an employee boss? ”

I turned my head, frowning, I didn't know what to say—an old man on the doorkeeper was still laughing at me like that!

I was not in the mood to talk to him, I slowly walked out of the door of the company, I walked alone on the street, holding a mobile phone in my hand, I was really anxious, this day is about to pass, Yuqing has not even had a message so far, did you find Chen Lin?

I want to go home, but this morning, the pool of black blood I saw at home, Chen Lin left so much blood, where did she go? Can the body withstand it......

"Are you looking for death?"

At this moment, I raised my head violently - I walked to the middle of the road in a daze, a car stopped in front of me, and the driver yelled at me: "If you want to die, go find a rope, don't touch porcelain on the street!" ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly apologized to the people: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed." ”

With that, I hurried to the side of the road.

As the driver left, he muttered, "Neurotic! ”

I wanted to go home, but I felt that as soon as I got home, I thought of the pool of blood I saw and Chen Lin's terrible face......

Although I didn't want to go home, I still staggered to the door of my community.

I saw a lot of people standing in the courtyard, and I didn't know what was going on, and when I squeezed through the crowd, I saw the old witch on the other side of the door, dressed in very strange clothes, with a feather hat on her head, and a sword in her hand, with a serious face.

And, in front of the old witch was a table with several plates of offerings, a stick of incense and two candles.

I thought it was strange, so I asked an uncle next to me, "What is she doing here?" ”

The uncle smiled and said, "This person said that there are ghosts in our community, and he will exorcise ghosts for the people in our community!" ”

"What! Exorcism! "It occurred to me that this old witch had come to me before, saying that I was haunted by demons and wanted to exorcise them, but I did not agree at that time.

She is so good, she still does this kind of thing in front of so many people, what era and what society is this, and the security guards in the community don't care!

I kept staring at the old witch, her eyes closed, her hands folded to her lips, and she kept muttering......

Suddenly, she pointed at the incense with her sword, and with a "pounce", a fire broke out of the incense!

The two candles placed next to him had not yet been lit, and the old witch pointed sharply with her sword, and one candle turned on!

It seems that this old witch still has two more strokes.

However, I don't want to see her messing around here, she can exorcise demons from whomever she likes, as long as she doesn't find me.

I pushed away the crowd and walked forward, and after a few steps, it must have been this old witch who saw me, and said sternly, "Stop!" ”

I hurriedly turned around - she pointed her sword at my back!

At that time, my anger came up and shouted at her, "What are you doing? I'm not a ghost, get out of the way! ”

However, the old witch made a serious appearance, and hurriedly withdrew her sword, closed her eyes, and muttered something in her mouth......

I glanced at her, turned and walked back on.

However, the old witch stopped me again with her sword, and she closed her eyes and said, "Don't go, I'll help you exorcise the ghost now!" ”

"What! Help me exorcise ghosts? I can tell you, I'm not a ghost, I don't have any ghosts in me, and even if you help me exorcise ghosts, I won't have a penny! Get out of here! ”

As she spoke, when I was about to grab the sword, the old witch took the sword away at once, and her eyes widened and she said, "Do not touch the sword, if you touch this sword, then you will bleed and your hand will be cut!" ”

I thought to myself, does this still need her to say? If my hand is cut, can I not bleed?

"Listen to me, you are really haunted by ghosts, I must help you exorcise ghosts today, otherwise, it will be a danger to you and the people in our community!"

As soon as I heard it, this old witch was so unreasonable! When she was unprepared, I snatched the sword from her hand at once, threw the sword on the ground fiercely, and kicked the sword hard: "I tell you, if you dare to mess around like this again, I will set fire to your house." ”

When the old witch heard this, her eyes widened, and she said to everyone in astonishment, "Look, everyone, do you see?" Look at his eyes—there's a thief in them, do you hear him say that's human? This is clearly a nonsense, who dares to say such a thing, and, in front of so many people, I said that he was haunted by ghosts, and he still didn't believe it, everyone get out of the way, I'm going to do it! ”

As she spoke, she was about to pick up the sword on the ground, and I took a big step and kicked it hard, and at once the sword was kicked far away.

The old witch took a deep breath and looked angry......

Whatever, I don't believe in this anyway!