Chapter Seventy-Five: Antarctica
The reckless and fierce voice on the phone, where is it good!
But the proprietress nodded secretly: "Well, it's really good." ”
"yes, yes!" After getting the approval of the proprietress, Gu Yunmo's face instantly bloomed with a very happy smile, and then he couldn't wait to take out a bank card from his wallet.
"I know it's against you, come on, come on, collect the money quickly, I have to go back to catch the show in the afternoon."
What else can I say, at this moment I can only look at the proprietress who lies and doesn't type drafts with admiration - this is the personal quality of a professional female boss, and the effort of three or two sentences coaxes the customer to happily wait for the money to swipe the card.
The life realm of the proprietress is really beyond the reach of mortals such as me.
I obediently took the pink leopard print POS machine from the side, and came to Gu Yunmo in front of him.
The bank card passed through the self-swiping machine at a uniform speed, but the credit card machine suddenly made a warning sound.
I quickly glanced at the prompt message of the credit card machine - Gu Yunmo's card was rejected.
And Gu Yunmo also had a confused expression on his face at the same time, but after thinking for a moment, he suddenly smiled at me and said: "I forgot that this card was maxed out by me when I went to Taobao two days ago, originally this card has no upper limit, but Xiao Yifei, that villain, went to the bank to add a limit of 100,000 yuan to me." ”
"But fortunately, I still have money in Alipay, do you support Alipay transfers here?" Gu Yunmo asked stupidly.
But this time the boss lady is a little dumbfounded, what is Taobao? What is Alipay?
The proprietress is a pure tech idiot, and just a few days ago, she came into contact with the convenience of the Internet - a certain group of takeaways.
And when I heard what Gu Yunmo mentioned today, I didn't know why at all.
"Yes, yes, I can do it here." I was afraid that the proprietress would drop the chain in front of outsiders, so I hurriedly took out my mobile phone: "Let's Alipay and add a friend." ”
After a set of familiar procedures, there was an extra 100,000 in my Alipay account, so I put away my phone for the time being, and then I nodded to the boss lady and said, "Report to the boss lady, the money has arrived." ”
The proprietress looked at everything that happened in front of her very curiously, I'm afraid this is the first time she has seen a mobile phone transfer to a mobile phone.
But fortunately, the proprietress quickly returned to her usual expression, and began to continue according to the normal procedure of the demon contract.
The contract scroll reappeared, and the proprietress narrowed her beautiful phoenix eyes, and handed the scroll in her hand to Gu Yunmo: "Please press your hand on one end of the contract scroll, it may hurt a little, but please don't be afraid." ”
"Wow! So mysterious, so mysterious! This scroll is more professional than our crew's props! This cliff isn't a bargain, is it? It's not wholesale from Yiwu Trade City, right? ”
Rise? In other words, Gu Yunmo is the third customer I have experienced, but the first two customers definitely do not have her noisy energy.
"Miss Gu, please don't say too much irrelevant things first, the signing of the demon contract is a ritual, please don't interrupt the ritual process at will." Without waiting for the proprietress to answer, I reminded her.
And Gu Yunmo quieted down at this time, stuck out his tongue, and began to take the antique demon scroll in the hands of the proprietress in a serious manner.
It is said that Gu Yunmo really deserves to be a good actor, the expressions on his face and body movements at the moment look like a fantasy movie, very timely and professional, just like a heroine who makes a deal with the devil in a movie.
I saw Gu Yunmo stretch out his right hand and press the top of the scroll recklessly and vigorously, his finger was instantly pierced by the scroll, and a drop of blood began to swim away along the top of the scroll towards the scroll itself.
"My dear! It hurts! It's more painful than a blood test! Gu Yunmo immediately withdrew his fingers, put his injured index finger in his mouth, and complained to me while sucking.
Belch...... I silently reminded Gu Yunmo: "Miss Gu, please bear with me for the time being, it will be fine immediately." ”
Gu Yunmo was quiet again.
And the demon who had been waiting for a long time finally coughed twice in embarrassment.
"OMG! When did you show up! Gu Yunmo looked at the demon that suddenly appeared from the shadows in surprise, pointed at the demon and shouted: "I'm a big star!" Demons and monsters disappear for me! ”
The handsome demon guy with an embarrassed face glanced at me like a helper at this moment, and I hurriedly comforted Gu Yunmo and said, "Miss Gu, this is the demon himself in the company's demon contract." Don't be afraid. ”
"Wow! Wow wow! Hearing my explanation, Gu Yunmo instantly stood up excitedly, and walked to the demon in three steps and two steps: "It turns out that there are really demons in the world!" Are demons so handsome! ”
And Mr. Demon was even more embarrassed to be looked up and down by the beauty in front of him, and an indescribable flush began to appear on his face.
This big star is so shy that he looks at the devil!
I took Gu Yunmo's hand and pressed her to the seat in front of the boss lady again, what step should I go next?! was made a fuss by this woman, and the contract process that she had just memorized was now all messed up.
And the proprietress was playing with the mobile phone I had just put on the table at the moment, watching the process of signing the contract stop at the moment, and couldn't help but look up at me and ask, "Xiao Jiang Rin, where is Taobao?" Why didn't I see it? Taobao is also the same as Meituan takeaway, as long as I order a few times, will something be delivered to my home? ”
Now is not the time to study it! Feed!!
"The hostess! Look how embarrassed Mr. Devil's face is! Why don't you hurry up and sign the contract! Mr. Demon is about to cry, okay! ”
The proprietress found the poor demon standing in the corner, so she was a little reluctant to lock the screen of her mobile phone, and then continued to say to Gu Yunmo: "You know, it's okay to marry a demon......
"Oh no." The proprietress suddenly noticed something unusual, looked at the red-faced Mr. Demon and said, "Why don't you say your appearance lines?" ”
I saw that the shy Mr. Demon dared to get a little closer to Gu Yunmo, and stammered with a red face: "Beautiful ...... Fair...... Little girl, I can be satisfied...... Your Everything...... Wish, as long as you ...... You...... Give all your savings...... can be ...... Will...... I...... Take it home...... Oh. ”
"It's really fake!" Gu Yunmo looked at the demon with a happy face: "Can you be my housekeeper?" Do you walk a dog? My family loves pooping! Can you clean it up? ”
Mr. Demon immediately shook his head shyly: "No...... No...... Can...... But I ...... I can...... I can...... Love...... Love you ......"
"Why do you love me?" Gu Yunmo instantly said with some disappointment: "There are many people who love me, I want the people I love." ”
"Then quickly make a contract with the demon......" The proprietress was also a little messy by Gu Yunmo at the moment, looking at the embarrassed demon in front of her, she couldn't help but urge.
Mr. Demon immediately nodded in relief.
"Please pronounce the name of the pact target in the demon's ear." The proprietress once again spoke out to preside over the signing of the contract.
"Xiao Yifei!" But as soon as the proprietress finished speaking, Gu Yunmo immediately couldn't wait to say loudly.
"Whisper! Say it in the devil's ear! The proprietress finally couldn't help but say frantically: "Be quiet! ”
Gu Yunmo stuck out his tongue, and then put his face to the demon's ear, and said slowly word by word in a voice full of tenderness: "Xiao-Yi-Fei-"
The demon nodded, tilted his head, and blushed at me.
The Eye of Horus in the body instantly overflowed, the sky-blue jewel light filled the entire office, and a young and handsome face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, this man is constantly negotiating something with a pot-bellied director at the moment, the man looks very sunny, and his expression is very professional, and his style of doing things is the kind of person who has not yet reached middle age, and he is already obviously a successful person, his life should be very smooth, but it is also indispensable for his own hard work. This is a person who is favored by fate, because his eyebrows and eyes are carefree only for the hero of an idol drama, and he should also be a person who knows how to seize opportunities, because in just a short conversation, the experienced director has been speechless.
I opened my eyes and nodded to the demon, confirming that the Mark of Horus was complete.
"The contract has been made." Mr. Demon silently took two steps back, and no longer dared to look at Gu Yunmo with a bright smile, but lowered his head with a red face and muttered silently very quickly: "My one-month master, I can't love you, it's really my regret." ”
Then it vanished immediately.
I have to say that Mr. Demon is really in a hurry.
Gu Yunmo, on the other hand, looked at the demon that disappeared out of thin air a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help but shout: "Wow! It's amazing! Teleportation! ”
"Okay, okay-" The proprietress saw the demon who couldn't wait to escape, and at this moment she really wanted to escape with the demon, but the contract ceremony that she needed to preside over was still the last step, and she glanced at the noisy Gu Yunmo, and the proprietress said helplessly: "The contract has been reached, and it will take effect immediately, Miss Gu Yunmo, do you have any other questions?" ”
"Will Xiao Yifei really like me?" Gu Yunmo thought about it and asked very seriously.
"With your appearance and temperament, presumably Mr. Xiao Yifei can't help but be tempted by you." The proprietress patiently explained.
"Really?" Gu Yunmo continued to ask with a very girlish expression.
"Really." The green tendons on the proprietress on her forehead had begun to show.
"Really, really!?" Gu Yunmo was obviously very happy when he heard the answer, and couldn't help but ask repeatedly.
"Really!" The proprietress had unconsciously aggravated her tone.
"Really, really, really!" Gu Yunmo didn't know whether he was happy and stupid or sincerely wanted to ask, the question of tautology at this moment had already forced the proprietress to the brink of collapse.
I saw that the proprietress chair suddenly flickered, and then disappeared in front of Gu Yunmo's eyes with the seat.
I was a little dumbfounded and looked at Gu Yunmo, and just when I didn't know what to do, Xiao Wangba's voice suddenly came from my consciousness.
It's really time for Xiao Wang Ba to wake up! I only heard him say silently: "You can shut up this noisy woman and leave." ”
I immediately said to Gu Yunmo, "Uh...... Our boss lady is in a bit of a hurry temporarily, so I won't leave you, doesn't Miss Gu still have a scene to shoot in the afternoon? Now ......"
"That's right!" Gu Yunmo didn't have time to ask me in detail why the proprietress said that she disappeared, so she immediately grabbed her Kelly bag and said anxiously: "Don't you say that I almost looked at this stubble!" We'll see you later! ”
After that, he rushed out of the company in a hurry.
I looked at Gu Yunmo, who was gone, and was a little dumbfounded for a moment.
After slowing down for a long time, I finally came to my senses, and then I dived into the realm of consciousness and asked the little Wang Ba, who I hadn't seen for a long time: "Little Wang Ba, I haven't seen you for a long time!" Do you know where the proprietress went? ”
"Antarctica." Xiao Wang Ba said coldly.
"Aang! What is she doing there! Regarding the behavior of the proprietress in this moment, I was very confused and continued to ask Xiao Wangba.
"It's quiet there!" Xiao Wang Ba's arrogant expression flashed for a moment, but at this moment, his face was full of dissatisfaction with Gu Yunmo.
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