"Fang Ming, look at your face, you're eating today." A strong voice asked me.

"No, I'm eating beef stew with potatoes today, and..."

I saw Jiahui looking at the magazine intently, Jiahui's wife had gone back, the old beggar hadn't come for a while, there were only two of us in the store, I quickly sat next to Jiahui, shoulder to shoulder with him.

"Jiahui, am I hitting the evil again?"

"Huh? Why are you so close to me? Sit farther away, men don't kiss it. Jiahui pushed me aside with a look of disgust.

"No, sitting closer to you, I feel more secure, you're a ghost."

"Neurotic, ghosts deal with ghosts all day long, and the yin qi on your body is the heaviest, you don't know it."

"That's a ghost catcher, not a ghost, I seem to have heard someone talking just now, and I'm a little panicked, and I feel very cold, is there a ghost coming?"

"You say that, I'm feeling a little cold, too." Jiahui put down the magazine in his hand and looked around.

"Right? I kid you not. ”

"Do you think it's ......" Jiahui touched the stubble on his chin and pondered.

"A hundred-year-old corpse has invaded?" I say.

"Could it be because the air conditioner is on?"

Oh, how did I forget, the air conditioner in Jiahui's store is on all day and night, and the temperature is always frozen at zero, like a freezer.

"It must be that I've been frightened too much today, and I still have to find something to do well, and if I have something in my hand, I'm busy thinking about less things." I thought again, so I picked up the mop again.

"You don't bother to move when you are usually asked to work, why are you so diligent today? If you drag this floor down, it will be dragged into a mirror. Jiahui smiled.

"What do you care about me? I just like it. ”

"How can we control you, you can drag it if you like." That strong voice sounded again.

I thought silently in my heart, as long as I didn't pay attention to this voice, he would definitely disappear on his own initiative, so I rolled up my sleeves, endured the pain all over my body, and dragged the pet store inside and out three or four times in full swing.

"Whew—I'm almost exhausted," I said, holding my injured waist.

"You say you're not a strange person, aren't you just trying to avoid me? If you have the ability, you can hide outside the store. He scoffed.

I'm going crazy with this voice, why is he so annoying?!

Hide, hide, who's afraid of whom? I picked up the cigarette case and was about to walk out the door, but when I walked to the door, I hesitated a little, and finally threw the cigarette case to Jiahui, so as not to meet the anti-smoking ambassador last time, and I didn't want to be beaten by him again.

A person stupidly stays at the door, there is no half of the people on the street, all kinds of information in the mobile phone are endless, but there is no one I am interested in, there is no person I particularly want to contact in the address book, I want to smoke a cigarette, I can't smoke, I want to have a drink, and no one accompanies me, it's almost suffocated, it's better to go in and talk to Jiahui, that voice doesn't seem malicious, there shouldn't be an accident.

So, thinking of this, I went back again, and saw the duck sitting in my original place, flipping through a book.

"Fang Ming, you can be regarded as back." He said it with his mouth open.

"I'll just say, you were scaring me just now!" I don't have a good airway.

Jiahui, who had been pretending to look at the magazine, couldn't help but smile secretly.

"It turns out that you already knew, and you didn't tell me, so I dragged the floor desperately, is there a little humanity." I said again.

"I also want the floor in my store to be cleaner, okay, okay, don't be angry, it seems that a lot of things happened to you today, you might as well tell me about it."

"What I want to know more is why this duck is now talking to people." I said as I lifted it out of its place.

"Presumptuous! I'm a human being, and it's only because I've committed some sins that I've become a duck, okay? Quack, quack, quack. When he said the last, he suddenly covered his mouth with his wings.

"Haha, you're making duck cries again, you're not mature enough, what crime have you committed?" I suddenly became interested in this.

"I don't want to tell you." He said coldly.

"I don't want to know yet... I leaned on the couch and gave birth to a big lazy waist, and then because the movement was too big, it involved the bones of my whole body, and the pain was terrible, I fell from the middle of the haunted house, and kept hitting the glass with my head, and these injuries seemed to take a while to completely heal.

After lying on the sofa for a while, Jiahui took out his own ointment and applied it to me, and I slowly recovered and told them about the day.

After saying that, they all fell into deep thought.

"What the hell is that, you say! Dare to pretend to be me in front of me, I really want to cut him with a thousand cuts. ”

"Don't talk big, listening to you say this, he is definitely not an ordinary ghost, maybe he is also a fugitive prisoner, so the next time I go with you, I may be able to understand who he is." Jiahui said.

"Go back, you're not asking for my life, are you! Don't go, resolutely don't go, you have to go alone. ”

"Aren't we good brothers anymore?"

"No, my own life matters."

"Am I still your boss? Catching the wanted criminals is a task assigned to us by Hades, and if you don't cooperate with me to complete it, I won't be able to meet the target, so be careful that I won't pay you next month. ”

"Boss Jiahui, don't be angry, I just casually said that I still want the salary, but I am injured now, it is really inconvenient, according to the current situation, my body will not recover for at least another month, and I will talk about it when I am injured." I laughed.

"It's pretty much the same, so let's do it, I'll apply this ointment to you, and you apply it every day, and you promise that it will get better soon." Jiahui said.

I really don't want to go to that kind of place again, but... The first is for wages, people are iron, food is steel, and there is no salary to be hungry, and the second is to help Yuqing avenge me, Yuqing has now regarded me as an enemy, and has also broken with Chen Lin, but I know that the root cause is still in me, if I don't help him out of this breath, I can't clear the "charge" myself, third, I have a hard time quarreling with Chen Lin, and finally passed a little peaceful life, this time because of him, Chen Lin broke up with me, think about these things, I felt like I really deserved to go.

So we immediately made a plan to go to the haunted house, and decided to officially implement it in two weeks, when the time comes, I'm still me, Jiahui changed into the image of a beauty, and the two of them went together, Duck originally wanted to join in the fun, but he had just recovered a little human nature, basically Jiahui, who had no defense, for his safety, decided not to let him go.

"Fang Ming, I didn't say it, I think it, you are still too cowardly, if this is my girlfriend, I will forcibly leave her behind, and then push her against the wall, press and kiss her wildly, see if she can break free, kiss enough, basically be angry." The duck has a word.

"Where do I dare, she is already so angry, if she dares to come hard, it is estimated that she will have to knock out several teeth." I say.

"That's why you said that you are cowardly, if this is my daughter-in-law, I will also give her a slap, tell her not to cry and make trouble, put away her tears, and go back to cook, men are originally lustful, what's wrong with marrying an extra wife? It's her turn, huh! Jiahui said.

"You're still bullish, Jiahui." Duck said.

"Cut ......" I gave him a blank look unconvinced, only to find that he was suddenly gone.

What about people? I looked down and saw that he was hiding behind my lap with his head in his hands

"Husband~ I think I heard what you said just now?" Jiahui's daughter-in-law came back at some point, looking at him with a smile.

"No... I didn't say anything, I don't believe you asked the two of them, maybe the voice on the TV, by the way, why did you come back..."

"I accidentally lost my wallet here, so come back and get it, and go to work, husband~ closed the store, remember to go home early~" She walked into the bar, picked up her wallet and went out.

"Whew—it scared the hell out of me... Thankfully, she wasn't angry. Jiahui slumped on the couch.

One of the ducks and I went to the bar to settle accounts, and the other studied Spring and Autumn, and we didn't pay attention to him anymore.

The next day, I found Jiahui and begged him to take me to find Chen Lin in the underworld next time, and by the way, I asked Jiahui to help me explain, maybe what Jiahui said, she would listen?

Jiahui said that I had slowly recovered, but after going to a haunted house, the yang energy in my body fell to the bottom again, and if I went to a place with heavy yin energy in the underworld, I would definitely not be able to stand it.

I used the method taught to me by Hades, hoping to summon Chen Lin again, but Chen Lin just came to see that it was me who summoned, and slapped me on the other side of my face, and left in a hurry, not giving me a chance to explain at all.

Today, Jiahui's family of three went out to play in the store, the door was not opened, in the evening, I bought a cabbage, two pieces of tofu, stewed a pot of rice to eat, the cabbage was burned, the tofu tasteless, the rice was too thin, I couldn't eat the second bowl after eating a bowl, if Chen Lin was here...

I thought about Chen Lin all night, and I didn't fall asleep until the second half of the night, and in my dream I drifted back to the haunted house, this time to a strange area.

It was a place similar to a small cottage, and I walked aimlessly in it, and the decoration was very luxurious, and when I came to a porter, I stopped.

"Hmm..." there was an ambiguous voice inside, and I didn't know if I should go in or not.

Maybe... It's better to go somewhere else, and don't disturb people.

"Don't..."

This voice made me stop abruptly again, it was Yuqing! The rain is in it.

I tried to knock the door open, but then... The door actually disappeared and became a solid wall.

"Why are you here? What are you doing here..."

I heard someone talking, but I didn't see anyone around.

When I turned around again, I was already in the bedroom.

The white ones inside are also quite delicate, and there is a translucent mosquito net hanging on the door, and two figures can be faintly seen shaking.

"Fang Ming, do you like me or Chen Lin? How do I feel..."

"Fool, of course the person I like is you, otherwise why wouldn't I go to Chen Lin."

"It's not because Chen Lin got angry and ignored you, only at this time can you think of my goodness."

The people inside the mosquito net are me and her?!

Yuqing, a little fool, was deceived again, I wanted to shout, but my throat was as if it was poisoned by something, and I couldn't shout at all, I wanted to rush over to stop it, but my body was restrained by an invisible force, so that I could only stand by and watch, but I couldn't do anything to affect them.

"You are really good at talking, you have taken away my soul, I will be your person in the future, but you can't let me down, you have to find a time to find out with Chen Lin's yellow-faced woman." Yuqing said.

"Haven't you already made it clear? You women are always so troublesome. ”

"That's called picking, it's just that she is angry and wants to break up with you, and when he calms down and comes back to you, and says a few good words, doesn't it hook your heart to her again? I don't know that thing between you yet, I don't care, anyway, since you want me, you have to break it off with her! Yuqing said.

"Okay, can't I listen to you? As long as you let me be ** every night, I will listen to you for everything, and call you grandma. ”

"I hate it~ You're not serious when you talk about it."

The two of them snuggled together, omitting 10,000 words from the rest of the matter, anyway, after they fell asleep, I was still stared at, like a sculpture.

After their big battle was over, Yuqing fell asleep, and "Fang Ming" got out of bed, naked, looking at me with provocative eyes, and he smiled, showing a mouthful of fangs.

I felt the restraints on my body being released, so I scolded him, "Can you cure your illness well, why do you want to steal my image?" ”

"There's no way who says that Yuqing's real favorite is you, I also once showed my true body to pursue her, but she was unmoved, so that's all I can do, I will do anything to get her."

It turned out to be a suitor who was rejected by her, no wonder she was so perverted, but what does this TMD have to do with me, why are you involved in me?! I'm the one she likes, so I deserve to be unlucky? I really want to cry now without tears.

"Yuqing was with me just now, how harmonious and happy, it is so charming, you should also see it very clearly, how good I am to you, I have picked such a good position for you."

"Don't get complacent too soon, I'll definitely find a way to expose your true colors and prove that you are not mine!" I said, and then I rushed straight at him, but I hit the glass again, and my whole body was in sharp pain.

"Oh? I think I heard a dog barking. He looked at me with a smile.

"You ......"

I tried to say something, but I gradually felt exhausted and fainted.