"Lady, is it really funny?" Zhao Hengzhi looked at her suspiciously. He remembered that Yao Yuran was in the Qinglou before, when he competed with him for the 'prostitute', Yao Yuran relied on sharp teeth and sharp mouths, full of love words, and coaxed the girls in the Qinglou around, but at this moment, Yao Yuran was amused by one of his jokes.

"It's funny, I didn't expect you to really have a talent for telling jokes......" Yao Yuran felt like he had picked up a treasure.

Zhao Hengzhi pondered for a moment, and then came up with a few jokes, in order to prevent the wall from having ears, Zhao Hengzhi leaned closer and whispered the joke to Yao Yuran.

"These jokes are quite funny, I don't believe that Xiao Tianyue will not be ruined by me......" Yao Yuran had confidence.

"Lady, come on, I believe you will win for your husband." Zhao Hengzhi looked at her affectionately, and his two pink lips were also secretly approaching Yao Yuran's side.

"Stop!" Yao Yuran suddenly blocked her slender jade hand between Zhao Hengzhi and her lips.

Zhao Hengzhi, who was called to stop, was a little itchy, and looked at Yao Yuran aggrievedly: "Kiss the lady, just let me kiss it!" ”

"No, now is the time for me to concentrate on the battle, how can I let my children's private feelings control my mood......" Yao Yuran said with a heartfelt voice.

Zhao Hengzhi was originally excited, but now she poured a basin of cold water on her, so she had to say stupidly: "Okay, if you are obedient to your husband, you will definitely not make trouble for your mother." ”

The noon time flies, and in the blink of an eye, it is almost time.

At the gate of the vermilion Yamen, a group of people were still blocked, even if the sun was a little strong in the afternoon, it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the people of Micheng to eat melons.

They still came for Yao Yuran, but, strangely, Yao Yuran found at a glance that in front of the platform, there was a group of flat-headed people wearing green clothes, and they also carried a big red flag with the words "Princess Tingyue will win!" ”

Ho! Good guy, this princess actually bought a water army! Yao Yuran saw through the hidden meaning behind this at a glance. Presumably, Princess Tingyue found that there were few voices supporting her in the morning, so she deliberately spent silver taels to invite her this cheerleader.

"Princess Joy wins! Princess Joy wins! "Those little people are all high-spirited, and they are getting higher than the other. At this time, Xiao Tianyue walked to the front of their team.

"Shout a little louder, shout the loudest, this princess will definitely reward well!" A faint smile tugged at the corner of Xiao Tianyue's mouth.

Reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, she just fought alone, Na Mu Chengfeng's mouth was tight, and she refused to even make a cheering voice for her, so she had to spend silver to invite these passers-by to cheer for her.

"Princess Joy will win!" A loud bell-like voice in the crowd stood out, and Xiao Tianyue immediately took out a silver ingot from his arms and threw it into the man's arms with unmistakable accuracy.

"Good shout, this is the princess's reward for you!" Xiao Tianyue said loudly, and there was a bit of joy in his tone.

Yao Yuran sat leisurely on the chair, breaking peanuts and eating with relish. She secretly said in her heart, this Xiao Tianyue is a little clever, in the afternoon, she is telling jokes, and with the harassment of the audience, she may disturb the opponent's mind.

At that time, Ye Junjun came over with a smile, and she sat beside Yao Yuran. Seeing Yao Yuran eating peanuts, such a leisurely appearance, she couldn't help but feel anxious for Yao Yuran.

"Sister Yao, look, their cheerleaders are so loud that they overshadow the gong and drum team I invited." Ye Junjun frowned slightly, she was just unwilling to see Xiao Tianyue so arrogant.

"What's the hurry? The game hasn't started yet. The peanuts in Yao Yuran's mouth were chewed crunchy, and he said again: "This game is not a game where whoever shouts loudly can win......

Zhao Hengzhi on the side was walking on thin ice, his buttocks couldn't sit still, he hurriedly got up, put his hands next to his mouth, made a trumpet shape, and shouted with all his might: "Come on Yao Yuran, Yao Yuran will win!" ”

He howled, but the effect was not very good, and his throat was hoarse.

"Ahem!" Zhao Hengzhi coughed violently a few times, Yao Yuran saw Zhao Hengzhi like this, he couldn't bear it, and hurriedly brought him a bowl of water.

"Husband, you just shouted, you look at your weak appearance, where can you shout past them." Yao Yuran was telling the truth.

"Yes...... But I want to cheer you on, too. Zhao Hengzhi said with difficulty, his voice revealing a little hoarseness.

Yao Yuran pulled him to the chair in the corner, pressed it down, and said softly: "You just need to sit here and watch the game with peace of mind." Don't worry about anything else. ”

"Oh-" Zhao Hengzhi was relieved when he heard Yao Yuran's confident words, and sat here patiently waiting for the hour to come.

At this time, Li Zhong carried a gong and walked onto the stage under the expectation of everyone. The audience below was agitated, and the sailors sent by Xiao Tingyue were already shouting slogans: "Princess Tingyue will win!" ”

Zhao Hengzhi was holding his breath when he saw it, he stood up and dared to shout: "Yao Yuran ......" but his throat seemed to be blocked by something, only to blame himself for using too much force in the morning, and now he has no strength to cheer for Yao Yuran at all.

Yao Yuran looked at Zhao Hengzhi's side, she knew that Zhao Hengzhi wanted to shout for her, but with his male duck voice, he couldn't shout at all. She shook her head at him, Zhao Hengzhi understood what she meant, and obediently sat back in place.

"Brother Hengzhi, don't worry, the gongs and drums are still beating over there, so I can cheer for Sister Yao." Ye Junjun comforted him softly.

Zhao Hengzhi was quite helpless, so he had to nod stupidly.

"Boom!" Li Zhong rang the gong in his hand and shouted: "It's time to come, the game is on!" ”

In the afternoon round, the competition is to show off the wisdom, dignified and elegant, to see who in the shortest time, amusing each other, is the winner. Yao Yuran walked to the stage generously, but Xiao Tianyue still used to fly, and flew from the stage to the stage with a light effort, standing on Yao Yuran's left hand side.

"Dare to ask the two of you, are you ready?" Li Zhong asked again before the start of the game.

"Ready."

"That's it!"

The two of them responded at the same time, their faces extremely serious, and they both saw each other as a strong opponent. Yao Yuran pursed her thin lips, she told herself that she must win this game!

"Okay, then first of all, Princess Tingyue will be the attacker, and Mrs. Zhao will be the defender!" Li Zhong said with a smile, and he shouted again: "The game is on, light the incense!" ”

On the incense burner, a piece of incense rose, Xiao Qianyue, as the attacker, had already begun to rub her hands, and Yao Yuran also tightened her face, she warned herself that this battle was only allowed to win, not to lose!

The eyes of the two people happened to be on the spot, and in the midst of the lightning, the war was about to break out!

Xiao Tianyue's eyes flashed, and her thin lips opened lightly: "A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently, what to eat and what to pull, eat cucumber to pull cucumber, eat watermelon to pull watermelon, how can I return to normal?" The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat. ”

The inspiration for Xiao Qianyue's joke still came from her diarrhea in the morning and came up with it in the pit, she laughed while at the time, she didn't believe it, Yao Yuran wouldn't laugh out loud.

As soon as the words fell, Yao Yuran's brows moved, but she still held back, she pinched her thigh meat violently, and told herself that she must not laugh! And her pinching like this is also useful, she screamed in pain, and she didn't laugh.

On the incense burner in the distance, a small piece of the incense burned off. The audience was attentive to hear what the princess would tell next.

Xiao Tianyue was unwilling, her eyes narrowed again, and she hooked her lips and said: "A drunk man accidentally fell from the second floor of the restaurant, attracting passers-by to stop and watch, and he quickly came over and asked: What happened?" The drunk replied: I don't know, I just arrived! ”

This joke is even more unfunny than the joke just now, Yao Yuran didn't even move his brows, his eyes didn't blink, and the whole person was like a wooden stake fixed in place.

"Hmm??? Aren't the jokes told by Princess Ben funny? Xiao Tianyue crossed her waist unconvinced and asked her rhetorically.

"It's still a little bit short, princess, please continue to ......" Yao Yuran said, and glanced at the incense burner with his spare eyes faintly, time passed quite slowly, and the incense was only a third of the burning.

The battle was quite fierce, and time was passing minute by minute, Xiao Tianyue became more and more impatient and began to make things up. Yao Yuran was even more calm, and she gradually entered the best situation of the game.

Yao Yuran also mastered the secret of the competition, she didn't treat it as a joke telling competition, but as a 123 wooden man competition, as long as she kept her still, then Xiao Tianyue would not be able to tell 10,000 jokes.

Xiao Tianyue told several jokes one after another, but Yao Yuran was unmoved.

"your grandma, Yao Yuran, are you born cold-blooded and ruthless? Princess Ben has told so many jokes, but none of them can amuse you! Xiao Tianyue was anxious, and she didn't care about telling jokes, she just glared at Yao Yuran angrily.

Xiao Tianyue doesn't believe in evil, what the hell did this Yao Yuran grow up with, the laughter is so high, she speaks dryly, but Yao Yuran is like a deaf person, not moved at all, let alone laughing, even if it is a small action like pulling the corners of his mouth, Yao Yuran will rarely appear.

Yao Yuran's eyes were dignified, his expression was still calm, and he said coldly: "Princess, please pay attention to your words and deeds, although we are smiling without showing teeth in this round, but you are so foul-mouthed, but it is very indecent......"

"You!" Xiao Tianyue was so frightened by Yao Yuran's three or two sentences that she had nothing to say, and she gritted her teeth with hatred.