Chapter 24: The Panda Incident
Probably because the business of this restaurant is too good, I waited for a long time and did not see the food. Li Liu remembered that in his previous life, he often had to wait to eat in a restaurant, and there was no place to enter the door, so he had to wait for a long time. I finally found a place to sit down, but after ordering, I couldn't serve food for half an hour. At this time, the guy usually serves a cup of tea and a stack of melon seeds, and waits while sipping melon seeds and drinking tea. But this Huiyanlou did not have melon seeds to serve, just a cup of tea that was surprisingly light, and not a single piece of tea residue could be seen.
At the moment, Li Liu learned the practice of his previous life, and knocked on the rice bowl and teacup with chopsticks, and the jingle was very rhythmic.
"What kind of repertoire is Senior Brother Li playing, do you want to prepare the lyrics?" The ancients often had the elegant and heroic demeanor of singing at the dinner table, and Yilin did not feel strange when she saw Li Liu's actions, but looked at Li Liu seriously and asked.
Li Liu's hand holding the chopsticks stopped awkwardly, what words were he going to sing, it was just a way of urging the boss to hurry up and serve the food. However, this era has not yet become popular. Looking at Yilin's serious appearance, it was an inspiration. The chopsticks in his hand were tapped at a uniform speed on the edge of the bowl, and he began to sing.
Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are picturesque
Look at the return of winter and spring
Thousands of rivers are like the sea
Shine with the sun and the moon
Thousands of years of beauty like jade
Who walks in the snow in search of plums?
Ten thousand fishing fires, lights and sails
Singing the sunset red drunk
Who can be in charge?
Thinking of the world
Who can wash the five lakes?
Fishing the end of the world and the moon
Who can be brave in the heart?
Laughing white horse west wind
Who can boil sake with green plums?
On the heroes of the world
Thousands of years have passed
Who can win and not lose?
There are no tears in the rivers and lakes, and the love of children is long
Count the heroes, the heroes are countless
Thousands of years have passed
Who can win and not lose?
Say heroes who are heroes?
How many people laugh at the rivers and lakes?
When Li Liu sang "Who can play the heart of the sword and the courage of the sword, laugh at the white horse and the west wind", Ling Hu Chong rushed up with blood for a while, regardless of the injuries on his body, got up and drew his sword and danced. This song has the heroic spirit of the heroes, and the loneliness of the twilight, and the artistic conception is far-reaching and intriguing. After Li Liu's smiling song "Laughing, Proud, Jianghu" ended, Linghu Chong put away his sword and stood, looking out the window at a lake of clear water, speechless for a long time.
Yi Lin was stunned for a while, and said in her mouth: "Senior Brother Li is really talented, and he sings so well." ”
Although Li Liu is not very interested in nuns and Taoists, Yilin is at least a beautiful embryo. Seeing such an effect, I can't help but start to feel complacent.
"Which turtle son sings upstairs, I have to get it. Give Lao Tzu another one, if it sounds good, you will be rewarded. Li Liu was fluttering and enjoying the gaze of the beautiful fans, and a rude voice was unbearable.
I only heard the sound of footsteps downstairs, and there were two people up. From the Sichuan accent just now, Li Liu expected that these two people were the pandas of the Qingcheng faction and his junior brother surnamed Li. It's just that Li Liu remembered that Xiaoaoli should have been the Tiansong Dao people from Mount Tai who arrived first, how did they become the pandas of the Qingcheng faction? Could it be that the legendary butterfly wings instigated and changed the plot?
"Which of you turtle sons sang it just now? It's so elegant, two big men flirting with a little nun in broad daylight, it's so lawless. The man who walked in front glanced at Li Liu and the others, and said something very unpleasant.
He sang a song on a whim, how heroic the lyrics were, and how elegant the love cao was, how could it suddenly become a flirt between two men and a nun in this person's mouth? Li Liu became angry for a while, and he was about to open his mouth to scold back. Ling Hu Chong, who was still stunned and enlightened just now, opened his mouth first: "Senior brother, junior sister, do you know what the Qingcheng faction is best at?"
Yi Lin shook her head and said she didn't know: "I heard that the Qingcheng faction has a lot of skill. ”
Li Liu knew what Ling Hu Chong was going to say, and immediately said very cooperatively: "Spiral Nine Shadows or Heartbreaker Palm?"
Ling Hu Chong shook his head: "Neither." ”
The leader roared loudly: "I am Luo Renjie of the Qingcheng faction, you can tell me, what is the best kung fu of our Qingcheng faction?"
Oops, how did I remember Luo Renjie as Xiong Renjie, and wishful thinking to give others the nickname "Panda" as a national treasure. It turned out that I had a bad memory, hehe, ashamed. Still, I like to call him Panda, and even if it's not, I'll beat him later, hehe. Li Liu thought very maliciously in his heart, and Luo Renjie, who was waiting for Ling Hu Chong's answer, suddenly shivered inexplicably.
Ling Hu Chong glanced at Luo and Li, and said slowly: "It turned out to be Senior Brother Luo of the Four Beasts of Qingcheng, disrespectful and disrespectful." As for this Qingcheng faction, there are a lot of clever martial arts, and there is only one trick for this most powerful...... I still don't say it, I'm afraid that it will hurt my anger if I say it. ”
"What's the most powerful, you can tell me!" Luo Renjie didn't pay attention to Ling Hu Chong's saying that their Qingcheng Four Shows were the Qingcheng Four Beasts, and he also wanted to hear what the most powerful kung fu conclusion about his Qingcheng faction was in the mouths of outsiders. At that moment, he took a few steps forward, looked at Ling Hu Chong and asked.
Linghu rushed back to sit on the stool, lying on his back, and returned to the way he was when he first entered the restaurant. looked at Luo Renjie very comfortably, smiled and said, "I didn't want to say it, you forced me to say it." The most powerful trick of the Qingcheng faction is the 'ass backwards flat sand and goose style'. ”
The Emei faction has flowers and leaves, and the Qingcheng faction has also become a famous faction after hundreds of years of development. But I never thought that there were people in this restaurant who dared to slander their sect like this. Luo Renjie was so angry that his face changed, and he reached out and slapped it on the table. The bowl on the table shook and the chopsticks fell to the ground.
"Nonsense, what is the 'butt backwards flat sand and falling goose style', our Qingcheng faction has never had such a move. ”
Ling Hu Chong was almost killed by Yu Canghai when he went to Qingcheng, and he hated the Qingcheng faction to the core. What's more, the person in front of him was still a defeated subordinate, and he was not afraid to see him angry at the moment, and said with a slight smile: "This is your faction's housekeeping skills, how can you say that you have never had it." Turn around and I'll show you. ”
If Luo Renjie didn't know that Ling Hu Chong was playing with him now, then his IQ would be very problematic. Looking at this person's face, it seems to be somewhat familiar. Luo Renjie thought about it carefully, and an arrogant figure with a dashing figure and an invincible long sword emerged in his mind. Luo Renjie gritted his steel teeth and said angrily: "It turns out that you are Ling Hu Chong who came to Qingcheng to make trouble a few years ago? You robbed the eldest young master of the Fuwei Dart Bureau, hurry up and hand over the people, otherwise you will be left with your life." ”
A camel sitting in the far corner with the appearance of a beggar suddenly trembled when he heard this, and he leaned back against the wall to hide himself so that he could not be discovered.
After Luo Renjie finished speaking, he rushed up and punched Ling Hu Chong in the chest. Yi Lin was furious when she saw that he was impulsive to the injured Linghu. Linghu Chong was injured because of himself, Yi Lin hurriedly got up and used his fist to palm Cairo Renjie, and shouted: "He is seriously injured, don't you see? How can you bully an injured person, what kind of hero is it." ”
Luo Renjie scolded: "The little nun saw that the thief was born chic, and she moved her heart? Get out of the way, if you don't let me go again, I will fight you together." ”
Yi Lin threatened: "If you dare to hit me, I will tell your master Yu Guan Lord." ”
Luo Renjie laughed: "Hahaha, you don't abide by the rules and break yi."
Ring, everyone in the world can beat it. ”
After Luo Renjie finished speaking, he stretched out his left hand and grabbed the door in front of Yi Lin, Yi Lin hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold it, but he didn't expect that this was just Luo Renjie's false move. I saw Luo Renjie's right hand quickly stretched out, touched Yilin's face, and his hand was slippery, and he laughed happily. Yilin was ashamed and angry, she had always adhered to the rules. Yesterday, I met a flower thief Tian Boguang, and today there is a frivolous Qingcheng thief. The two are equally shameless and shameless, and they are also superior to themselves in martial arts. But in order to defend her dignity, Yi Lin still rushed forward and swooped with three palms. But how can Luo Renjie be agile, and his martial arts are much higher than Yilin. Yi Lin didn't even touch Luo Renjie's clothes these few times, and Yi Lin was so anxious that her little face turned red.
But suddenly, there was a figure in front of him, and there was already one more person between Yilin and Luo Renjie, who was Li Liu who was sitting next to him just now. Luo Renjie was having fun with the beautiful little nun, and suddenly a man flashed out coldly to block his sight of the beautiful woman. The delicate face of this beauty suddenly turned into a hateful man's face, and Luo Renjie punched it without thinking about it. Unexpectedly, the punch only hit half a meter in front of Li Liu's body and was bounced away, Luo Renjie was shocked and took a few steps back, but fortunately, another junior brother surnamed Li came up to support him and stood firm.
"This is to protect the body, and when you have the opportunity, you will run away. Luo Renjie glanced at Li Liu very jealously, and whispered to the junior brother surnamed Li. He didn't expect that Li Liu, who was sixteen or seventeen years old, would be able to practice body protection qi, and this strength was enough for them to drink a pot.
"Panda, come, let's fight again, let me also see Qingcheng's peerless 'butt backwards flat sand and falling geese style'. Li Liuyi smiled and seduced Luo Renjie, for him, these two people are now leveling experience monsters. Maybe not as experienced as Tian Boguang, but you can always increase a little, and if you have a high strength, you may be able to learn intermediate or even advanced skills.
Luo Renjie had planned to run away, but he was very good-looking. Although he didn't know what the word panda meant, he also felt that it was a curse, especially the latter sentence "butt backwards flat sand and goose style" made him feel that the dignity of the teacher was damaged. At the moment, his heart was on fire, and he didn't care about Li Liu's diamond iron shirt, so he rushed forward and kicked it.
Li Liu has been practicing martial arts for many years, even if he doesn't open the outside [hanging], and does not use the martial arts in the Jianghu game, Luo Renjie is far from being an opponent. At that moment, he turned sideways and let Luo Renjie's kicked out leg, only lightly hooked Luo Renjie's other supporting leg, and Luo Renjie fell to the ground with a bang.
Li Liu teased: "This is the buttocks down flat sand floor style?"
Luo Renjie was furious, got up and drew his sword and slashed. Unexpectedly, as soon as the sword was halfway slashed, Li Liu had already kicked him on the wrist holding the sword. With the improvement of internal strength, Li Liu's current strength, even if he does not use game skills, the "general attack" is also very powerful. At the next burst, Luo Renjie couldn't hold the hilt of the sword, and the sword flew out of his hand and was nailed to the beam above his head, and the sword body still trembled.
Li Liu quickly punched him in the left and right eyes, and Luo Renjie's eyes immediately became swollen, and he got rid of a pair of panda eyes.
"Haha, it's a panda now. Li Liu clapped his hands happily and laughed.