Chapter 202: Farce, the bride is so annoying
Oops, bleeding, how did this go? Aunt Cao Erya asked, pinching the child's small fingers.
Cao Erya shook her head and stuffed the shuttlecock into her aunt's hand, "Don't play, it hurts." β
Aunt Cao Erya stuffed the shuttlecock into her arms, took the child's fingers and exhaled twice and continued to watch the excitement, Cao Erya hugged the aunt's neck and looked at the bride.
Zhu Fan put away his gaze, lowered his eyes and glanced at the inconspicuous little wound on his hand, moved his fingers, pursed his lips and sent Cao Tianjiao to the sedan chair, opened the curtain and helped the bride in in a lively sound, and took advantage of this gear to touch her wrist somewhere.
"What are you doing?!"
Cao Tianjiao was startled, turned her head and shouted at Zhu Fan, breaking the rule that the bride could not speak until she went out to her in-laws' house in front of everyone.
The music stopped suddenly, Cao Ying's face was like a vegetable, and Cao Tianjiao's mother Zhao's face also changed at this moment, and the smiles on everyone's faces condensed almost at the same time, and when they looked at the Cao family, they all had an expression of watching a play.
Zhu Fan let go of his hand, spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't do anything, I don't believe you can come to check." β
She was very open-minded, and she looked like she was being searched by them.
Cao Ying's face was even worse, and she was about to lose her temper, but the matchmaker who knew how to observe words and emotions hurriedly spoke out at this time, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's unintentional, it doesn't affect anything, go on." β
As she spoke, she turned around and stuffed Cao Tianjiao into the sedan chair, "Hurry up and go in, it's not good if you miss the auspicious time, you have to remember it now, you can't speak!" β
Cao Tianjiao was pushed into the sedan chair according to her strength, her heart was pounding, and she glared fiercely at the faint figure outside through the red hijab, and after the sedan curtain was lowered, she quickly took out the things in her sleeve to take a look.
It's okay, it's okay, I wasn't taken away by that slut.
"Get up the carβ"
The matchmaker's high-pitched voice sounded outside, and the sedan chair was lifted up by the four people who came to help, and it turned around and began to go in the direction of Banpo where Zhang Er Mazi lived.
Cao Tianjiao clenched the small bottle in her hand, bit her lip tightly, her eyes glowed with fierceness, and the corners of her lips hooked up a vicious smile.
Zhu Fan, today, I must let you die a decent death!
The joy is all over the sky, the autumn is high, the long-lost joy dilutes the sadness of the dark marriage a few days ago, and also dissipates the grief of the funeral, people finally have a sense of relief, I hope this happy event can also dissipate the bad luck in the future.
Zhu Fan looked at the matchmaker who was walking in front on the other side with a chrysanthemum-like smile, and then looked back at those who played joy, as well as the people who followed them and the Cao family who stood in front of the courtyard of the Cao family.
It's a pity, rubbing the hurt place that she didn't feel, she sighed in her heart that this family affair would only become a farce.
In about a quarter of an hour, the sedan chair stopped at the door of Zhang Ermazi's house.
Zhang Er Mazi is an orphan, his father died a long time ago, and his grandmother followed him after being raised by his elderly grandmother in a few years, and now he lives on the family's food and the rare silver, even if there are relatives who have not interacted with him for a long time.
So compared to the Cao family, Zhang Ermazi's side is much more deserted, except for the people who came to help cook the rice and the few people who supported the field, there are no other relatives and friends.
From a distance, Zhu Fan saw Zhang Er Mazi stretching his neck to look at this end, as soon as the sedan chair stopped, he ran to the door of the sedan car almost at the same time, rubbing his hands and about to lift the curtain.
"Huh!" The matchmaker stepped forward to stop the person, and said with a smile: "Our groom is too anxious, this ceremony has not been completed yet, you have to wait." β
As she spoke, the matchmaker pushed Zhang Er Mazi to the side, and then took a small basin of water from a girl who came out of Zhang Er Mazi's yard, put her hand in and took it out again, sprinkled it on the groom's face, and sprinkled it around the sedan chair.
Zhu Fan is young and doesn't understand what this etiquette means, but it is always auspicious.
After sprinkling a circle of water around the sedan chair, the person standing behind Zhang Er Mazi stuffed a big red flower into his hand, and everyone coaxed: "Go pick up your bride now, hahahaha!" β
Zhang Ermazi specially picked up today, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the red wedding dress lined his stiff face with red, as soon as he heard everyone's words, his face was even redder, and he smiled honestly, holding the big red flower and walking towards the sedan chair.
When passing by Zhu Fan, the two glanced at each other, Zhu Fan gave him an encouraging smile, and Zhang Ermazi's eyes were implied with gratitude.
Zhu Fan hooked his lips and stretched out his hand to open the sedan curtain, Zhang Ermazi's eyes were instantly attracted by the bride inside, and he couldn't wait to tie the red flower to his body and bent down to take Cao Tianjiao out of it.
"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed again, and the girls threw flower petals at the two of them, and the air was filled with fragrance.
Zhang Er Mazi thanked him again and again, and carried the bride across the brazier in front of the door into the house in a burst of laughter.
Zhu Fan stood behind him, and finally followed in with a barely visible smile, and the matchmaker told her that after a while, she had to stay in the house with the bride until the groom returned to the room.
She had planned to send people away, but now, she didn't want to go.
After worshipping the church, in the coaxing of everyone, Zhu Fan helped the bride into the wedding room, and that room was the room where Zhang Er Mazi was found not wearing pants.
The house is next door to the hall of worship, there is no musty smell when I came in last time, I don't have to think about it and I know that it was specially cleaned up for today, and when I go in, I can see the red in the room, and the matchmaker arranged Cao Tianjiao to sit on the bed.
Cao Tianjiao's buttocks were hurt by the peanuts and lotus seeds sprinkled on the bed, and she didn't want to sit after sitting on her buttocks.
"Let go of me!" Without Cao Ying present, Cao Tianjiao had no worries, and raised her hand to lift the hijab.
This frightened the matchmaker, and hurriedly re-covered her, "Okay, you really think you are something?" The broken shoes are still very angry, if it weren't for the old lady who received the money to do things for others, the old lady would not be rare to do your job! β
This matchmaker is also a powerful woman, Zhu Fanzao can see that she is a two-faced and three-knifed person, and when she heard her say Cao Tianjiao, she let go of her hand, sat on the side of the coffee table where the dragon and phoenix candles were placed, and raised Erlang's legs to watch the play!
Cao Tianjiao was blushed by the matchmaker's words, her temper became even bigger, she lifted her hijab again, and shouted at the matchmaker: "Shameless old thing, you dare to say that about me?!" β
The matchmaker sneered, she knew that Zhu Fan and Cao Tianjiao were not dealing with each other, and there was no one else, so she had no scruples.
"What about that?" The fat matchmaker rolled her eyes, looked at Cao Tianjiao, who was dressed in red, with disgust, and said, "Isn't what I said right?" Who doesn't know what Zhang Er Mazi is doing with your belly pocket? Now that I know it's installed, what is there to install? Bah! β
Cao Tianjiao was so angry that she trembled, raised her hand and greeted the matchmaker's face, Zhu Fangang spit out an apricot pit, and when she saw this, she threw it at Cao Tianjiao's hand quickly.
The sharp part of the apricot kernel just pierced the back of Cao Tianjiao's hand, and as soon as she was in pain, she reflexively covered her hand, and when she looked down, she was bleeding!
Glancing at the apricot kernel that rolled to the ground, Cao Tianjiao exploded on the spot, turned around and glared at the initiator suddenly, and said loudly: "Zhu Fan, what are you doing?!" β
Her voice was very high-pitched, and when she shouted, the sound went straight into people's ears, as if they had drilled into a thin wire, and they were as uncomfortable as they were.
Zhu Fan plucked out his ears like a hooligan, and then blew on his hand that had nothing, and said with a smile: "Bride, today is your big day, you said that if you beat Aunt Qian, what will people outside say about you?" Do you still want people to see your jokes? β
Well, yes, the apricot kernel really lived up to her expectations.
Cao Tianjiao covered her hands and looked down to see that she was bleeding!
In an instant, she was angry, walked up to Zhu Fan violently, and said sharply: "Who is the one who harmed me when I became like this?!" You shameless slut, broom star! β
The spit Xingzi sprayed on Zhu Fan's face, and the little smile left at the corner of her mouth was also sprayed.
"Eh, I said you're enough," the matchmaker came over and pushed Cao Tianjiao, "People are kind enough to send you over, you don't thank others, forget it, and scold people for being shameless, who is shameless?" β
As she spoke, she pushed Cao Tianjiao again.
Cao Tianjiao's eyes were huge, the whites of her eyes were bloodshot, she threw the red hijab in her hand to the ground, and grabbed the matchmaker's face with a slam of slam.
"Ahh The matchmaker screamed, and the two tore up in front of Zhu Fan.
"Fat woman! What kind of thing are you, my mother fought with you! Cao Tianjiao's face was fierce, and her long nails scratched a long bloody mark on the matchmaker's face.
Mrs. Qian is not inferior, pulling Cao Tianjiao's hair is a jerk, and after a short time, Cao Tianjiao's face and hands also have a red mark oozing blood beads from her face.
Zhu Fan made room for the two of them, but there was still the sound of suona horns outside, so no one came in even if it was like this.
In the end, the money matchmaker is fat and her movements are not good, and she is at a disadvantage in two strokes, Zhu Fan couldn't help but smile and looked at it for a while, pouted, and then stepped forward and pulled Cao Tianjiao s collar very easily.
"Let go! You let go! Cao Tianjiao grabbed Zhu Fan's face with her hands and feet, and her nails also left red marks on the back of Zhu Fan's hands.
Mrs. Qian didn't want to give up yet, and reached out to grab Cao Tianjiao's face.
"Forget it, auntie," Zhu Fan slipped Cao Tianjiao with one hand and stopped the matchmaker.
"Anyway, you are also in charge today, you can't let people really see the jokes, so as not to ruin your reputation, let's pick up and go out first, I have a few words to say to the bride."