Chapter 385: Love When You Die

In the middle of the night, the haunting of Shifu had just subsided, but it was still ...... Busy.

After listening to the short tragic life of the female ghost told by the cook, Zhao Hengzhi issued three orders to kill and kill, "First, let the lord of Chu Lou investigate Shi Leng's indifference and stone evil obstacles, and second, let Princess Tingyue know that Lord Ben is going to clean up the garbage for her father again, and third, let the lord of Chu Lou send someone to the capital to find the fiancΓ© of the female ghost and protect it with friendship." ”

Stone indifference and stone sin barrier? Yes, because they are so vicious that the author does not think they deserve a name.

Kill hesitated for a moment and asked, "What if the Lord of Chu Mansion and Princess Qianyue don't agree?" "Xiao Tianyue doesn't care, there are fewer bad officials, her family's country can be stable for a long time, but Chu Xiao's friendship is to contribute, hanging.

"That's easy to do." Yao Yuran smiled evilly, "You just tell them the sad story of the female ghost, it's best to be like that cook, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, I don't believe that Xiao Tianyue and Xiao Junjun can bear it?" Of course, you still have to pay attention to Xiao Junjun's emotions, don't let her have fetal gas, otherwise you may have no return. ”

The killing "......" with a chill on the back Why is it said that I am so happy that I have gone and have no return, is it that Mrs. has been dissatisfied with me for a long time? No, why did he have to go to such a dangerous thing?!

After killing and killing all over his body and leaving with rejection, the two looked at each other, Yao Yuran raised his eyebrows and said, "Let's just rest?" ”

"I had a bold idea." Zhao Heng's way.

So, the next moment, the two of them appeared outside the house of the stone barrier, listening to the sound of humming and shouting pain inside, the two of them hated their faces at the same time, and tacitly agreed in their hearts that they would not scare you, the evil barrier, into a fake eunuch, and the surnames of the two of them would be written upside down!

"Ouch, ouch, you're going to die, won't you light?! Wow whoa, you stupid thing, why are your hands getting heavier and heavier, telling you to tap and light! Damn, believe it or not, Lao Tzu looked at your hands! ”

However, the goose, the threat of cutting off the hand is useless, or rather, the threat is the wrong person, the maid who originally helped the stone sin barrier to medicine has enjoyed a painless and delayed one-second fall asleep with a hand knife, and replaced by two "female ghosts". As for why the two of them, from Zhao Hengzhi's point of view, with the urine sex of the stone barrier, there is definitely more than one woman who has suffered from it.

"Whew-"

Under the dedication of the chili water, the stone sin barrier turned into a wolf and howled, turning around while gasping for the cold, and was about to angrily scold the clumsy maid, not wanting to face the pale face of the seven orifices bleeding and smiling, and the three souls and seven spirits were scared to run away from home, and it would not hurt anymore.

"I~Die~Have~Good~Miserable, Still~I~Die~Come~"

"Truly, noon ~ night ~ dream ~ back ~ you ~ can ~ have ~ wanted to get up ~ me ~ anti ~ positive ~ I ~ am ~ want ~ you ~ go down ~ come ~ accompany ~ me ~ "

"Such as~fruit~I~is~female~ghost~you~also~love~me~~"

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"Ahh Hell! ”

The stone barrier was stagnant for a long time, and finally found the three souls and seven spirits, but it was frightened, screaming, and kept shrinking to the corner of the bed, well, just pulled out a wet one

Imprint, yes, the stone barrier was scared to pee, and an indescribable smell came to my nose.

Among them, the stronger "female ghost" suddenly moved away, dodged to block the more petite "female ghost", looked at the stone obstacle holding his head as an ostrich in disgust, and said gloomily, "Now ~ in ~ not ~ not ~ is ~ when ~ Hou ~ you ~ don't ~ anxious ~ I~we~ will ~ again ~ come ~ ~"

Hearing this, the god was originally calling Amitabha Buddha and the demons and monsters to retreat quickly, and the stone sin obstacle slapped his mouth in a panic and cried, "I'm a bastard, I'm a wicked obstacle, I'm not human, but I know it's wrong, please, don't come to me, I don't want to die......"

The female ghost who has not gone far has said quietly, "Dead ~ all ~ want ~ love ~ say ~ good ~ ~ love ~ me ~ what ~ I ~ only ~ is ~ dead ~ and ~ has ~ still ~ can ~ to ~ continue ~ love ~ ~ " snickering Yao Yuran thought that there should be a song here, "Love when you die, not dripping to the fullest......

"No, no, no, people and ghosts have different paths, we have no fate, you, you are reincarnated, don't, don't worry about me, a hundred years, no, eighteen years later, you are a good man again, phew, and a girl like a flower......"

"Please, go ahead early, we, we, we have no fate, you just, don't pester me, I, I'll burn paper for you, every day, every year, to keep you food and clothing below, so don't come to me again......"

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I talked for a long time, but I didn't get half a response, Shi Xian paused, and quietly opened his eyes, yo, I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, and I saw a face looking at me with "caring" eyes. Of course, it's not a female ghost, but this blink of an eye is also scary enough.

"Daddy? Mother? Father! Mother! You're here to save me! ”

Ignoring the indescribable smell of the giant baby, the giant baby Shi Barrier crawled to the ground and pounced on Mrs. Shi, shouting, "Mother, ghost, there is a ghost, the child is almost gone!" ”

Mrs. Shi took the person in her arms, but she didn't speak, looked at the gloomy Governor Shi with a gloomy face, and cried and scolded, "It's all your fault, you beat the children stupidly!" We're just such a son, what can we do?! ”

Yes, Shi Xian is an only child, and there are many sisters and sisters, but his brothers are not, and it is because of this that Shi Zhifu and his wife dot on him so much, and they raise their son by themselves.

As for being crazy, this is bedwetting and a person babbling nonsense, what is the matter if you are not crazy?

Shi Zhifu "......", Lao Tzu hit his ass and not his head, how did Lao Tzu know that he was stupid, blame me?

"No, mother, what do you say? I'm not stupid, I'm not crazy, I really have a ghost! Two female ghosts! Well, it looks pretty good...... "At this moment, Shi Xian still did not change his lustful nature, and reminisced about the appearance of the two "female ghosts" in a whimsical manner.

The two "female ghosts" on the roof Well, today's makeup failed, and Ming'er will continue to work hard. No, how did the stone sin barrier see that it looked good from the bleeding of the seven orifices?

As soon as I heard this, Shifu

People cry even more sadly, if they really see the female ghost, with their own son's bullying and fear of hardness, they would have fainted in fright, where do you know if the female ghost is good-looking?

"My son, my poor son, you died, bah, you are so stupid......" Madame Shi wailed as she hugged the stone barrier.

Shi was in a hurry, and quickly pulled Mrs. Shi away, and explained repeatedly, "Mother, I'm not crazy, I'm not stupid, what are you doing?" I don't lie to you, what a ghost! ”

"Okay, okay, you're not crazy, you're not stupid, my mother knows, my mother knows......" Ran Goose, Mrs. Luoshi continued to cry again.

"...... "Why don't I believe you so much, believe that I'm not crazy or stupid?"

"Okay, okay, in the middle of the night, don't cry, for fear that others won't know?" Shi Zhifu glared at Mrs. Shi angrily, and said in a deep voice, "Ming'er, I'll find a master to do something again, hmph, I want to see who is pretending to be a ghost or something is true!" ”

Undoubtedly, the fake Zhao Hengzhi and his wife were the most disgusted, otherwise how could they be restless on the first day they stayed in Shifu.

On the roof, Zhao Hengzhi and Yao Yuran looked at each other and smiled, looking for a Taoist priest to do? We're real people, and we're not afraid at all. Since you have the ambition to feel that the stone obstacle is crazy, then we must be good people to help you achieve your wishes.

The next day, Mrs. Shi, who seemed to be ten years old, had two dark circles under her eyes, and reluctantly and enthusiastically invited the fake Yao Yuran to the street, and the prefect of Shi warmly invited Zhao Hengzhi to go to the yamen, and asked him to point out the shortcomings and improve them to make progress together.

Fake Zhao Hengzhi and his wife didn't want to cause trouble, so they went out together at the request of the two, and the housekeeper of Shifu soon invited the Taoist priest into the mansion through the back door.

"Dao Chief, our master asked you to help my young master take a look carefully, I won't tell you, my young master may be ......" The housekeeper pointed to his brain, "I tossed all night yesterday, you must take a closer look." ”

Once born and twice cooked, the Taoist chief went to the courtyard of the stone barrier.

To say, this Dao chief is not a person who does not distinguish between good and evil, I heard earlier that Shi Evil Barrier has refused a few times, but Shi Zhifu has no choice but to come under the threat of power in Licheng, after all, he is not alone, and there are disciples of Yiguan who cannot be delayed.

But this is also interesting, respectful on his face, and he did a Dharma service very "wholeheartedly", but the goose, if the insiders see the designated smile, what kind of Dharma is clearly a fake trick to fool people. It's also strange to say, the Shifu was really quiet after fooling around before, so I invited him again this time, and the Daoist's heart was broken.

It's not that I haven't invited a monk before, but it never worked, and I don't want the Taoist to be quiet with a trick, try to ask the shadow area in the heart of the Taoist.

Yao Yuran and Zhao Hengzhi, who were quite curious about this kind of godly chatter, had already taken their places on the roof, and when they saw this long immortal wind bone, they were kind and benevolent, but they didn't distinguish between good and evil, and they wanted to help Shi Evil Barrier, they hummed in their hearts, and they were blind and had a good face.

But they soon found out that, well, this long view of right and wrong is very correct, and it is they who live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

Just talk about not practicing fake tricks, just practice not talking about stupid tricks, so let's do this

Chang is practicing and speaking, holding a peachwood sword and gesturing, and the god is babbling to what we are familiar with, "...... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law......"

Well, everything looks very normal, Ran Goose, when the Taoist chief slapped the peachwood sword ruthlessly on the ass that Shi Evil Barrier pouted from pain, the two couldn't help but be happy, they had never seen such a stretch...... Zhang righteous man!

"Woo-I'll go to your uncle, let you exorcise ghosts, what are you doing when you beat my master?!"

Dao Chief, oh hehe, I'll hit me, I'll continue to fight.

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