Chapter 189 People are iron and rice are steel, and they are refreshed without a meal
Tie Dan is a very gentlemanly person, and he will never force others to do what they don't want to do.
He's also a man who is detached from low tastes, and never does anything out of the ordinary to someone who can't resist.
however
The female ghost who had just been thrown in dared to be disrespectful to Zhang Kang, so she had to be punished a little.
But she is a female ghost, she beats women, and she is also a woman who can't resist, which is not very good, and does not conform to the identity of an iron egg gentleman.
So, Tie Dan used another way, a way that both parties were 'happy to accept', to punish her.
Early the next morning, Zhang Kang woke up, and Tie Dan said, "Big brother, you're awake!" ”
Zhang Kang looked at the mirror, and the iron egg in the mirror was full of energy, full of 'red' light, and at first glance, he looked like a ghost was in good spirits on a happy event.
However, Zhang Kang didn't care too much, the mirror ghost reprimanded the nerves of the wrong way.
"Big brother, can I discuss something with you?" The mirror ghost looked at Zhang Kang with blank eyes.
"Can you do it in the future.... Get more female ghosts in? ”
"Female monsters, female demons are also fine, fairies are better! Big brother, look..."
"Zhang Kang, don't agree." Zhang Lingqi and Xiao Lu's figures appeared in the mirror.
“?”
"You don't even know what he did last night." Zhang Lingqi looked at the mirror ghost with disgust.
"Brother Zhang," said Midori, "Brother Mirror Ghost kept shouting there last night. ”
"Shout?" Zhang Kang projected a strange look in his eyes.
"yes, he's been there shouting, 'Ah! Refreshing! Yes! Cattle! Ahh Wait, I didn't sleep well all night last night. Xiao Lu said helplessly.
"Hmph, the nature of the hooligan is exposed." Zhang Lingqi rolled her eyes.
The mirror ghost looked confused: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I've gone to another mirror dimension, how can you hear my voice?" ”
"This mirror is your world, and your voice is not controlled, of course it can be transmitted throughout the mirror," Zhang Lingqi said, "What do you want is your freedom, but can you not affect others?" ”
"Okay, I'll take care of the control points next time." The mirror ghost said with some shame.
It is indeed embarrassing to be heard so loudly about such a thing.
"Can you control it?" Zhang Lingqi looked incredulous, "At the beginning, your voice was not loud, but in the end it became louder and louder, obviously, at first you were in control, but then you floated, flew, and couldn't control it." ”
"I'm sorry." The mirror ghost said.
Zhang Kang roughly understood what was going on, looked at the mirror ghost and said, "Let's talk about it." ”
......
Midday.
Zhang Kang was a little sore.
Xiang Long asked for leave, no one fed him anymore, and he wanted to pick up his mobile phone to call Han Mengjie, but he was too lazy to call.
Damn, it's really annoying that no one feeds you, don't eat it, why do you love it!
What can you do with me?
Let's get some sleep.
However, as soon as I lay down, the sound of the packaging bag sounded in my ears.
When I looked up, it was Li Xinru.
Li Xinru was holding bread and yogurt in her hands, and her cheeks were a little red: "I see that Xiang Long asked for leave today, and with your habits, you must be too lazy to buy food by yourself, oh, I bought it for you." ”
What's the use of buying it? No one feeds you! Zhang Kangxin said, you feed me.
"Don't look at me like that, I know it doesn't seem appropriate to buy you food like this, so..."
Damn, Zhang Kang's eyes changed, don't you still plan to tutor me in my homework?
Please read the transcript clearly!
You've gone from being the first in the class to the second in the class, and you still want to tutor me? Save it!
As a result, Li Xinru said: "You can tutor me with homework, and then in exchange, I will buy you food when Xiang Long is not here in the future." ”
Zhang Kang: "......"
This woman's thoughts are really elusive.
Tutoring? Pull a few down, I'm too lazy to flip through the books myself, and I don't even bother to take a pen unless it's an exam, and I'll give you tutoring homework?
On weekdays, I use laziness to flip through textbooks, and I can easily do it with ten lines at a glance.
At this time, Zhang Kang suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
Lazy to flip through textbooks?
Laziness can also turn into a clone, so... Why don't I just conjure up a lazy clone to go to school for me, or even take exams for me?
The lazy clone understands as much as my body, except that it is not as good as the body's resistance to beating, the rest are basically the same as the body!
Wow, that's a genius idea!
In this way, I can be lazy at home every day, and I don't have to take classes and exams anymore!
That's it for the rest of the day!
However, the system poured a basin of cold water at this time: "It's all said, the lazy clone can't last long, if you leave your body for too long, the lazy energy will get out of control and run wild, and then you classmates will be able to hold it or something." ”
"How long does that last now?"
"About four hours," the system said, "from the time you come to school in the morning to the end of the evening self-study, it's almost close to thirteen hours, and the lazy doppelganger can't last that long." ”
"That's easy," Mr. Zhang said, "and I go home from school in the afternoon, leaving a lazy doppelganger here to finish my evening self-study for me, so that I can steal a few more hours of laziness at home every day." ”
"Hint: It's all about being lazy, and it's amazing that someone with such a lazy host is so careful in order to be lazy! It's really a little female Peigatlin, cow dada! Gain 70 points of laziness. ”
Li Xinru found that Zhang Kang was looking ahead with a dull gaze, and seemed to be in a state of stunnedness, and asked a little strangely: "Hey, Zhang Kang, what's wrong with you?" Are you listening to me? ”
Zhang Kang didn't react.
"Hey! Zhang Kang! ”
Zhang Kang raised his head to look at her, and waved his hand impatiently to signal her to disappear immediately.
Li Xinru unusually did not leave with an unhappy face as before, but stood in place and thought for a few seconds.
Then she seemed to have suddenly made up her mind, and sat in Lu Xiao's seat: "Then I'll feed you, and you can tutor me with homework, is this okay?" ”
Zhang Kang shook his head.
Tutor an egg's homework.
Anyway, Xiang Long doesn't ask for leave every day, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat at noon for a day or two occasionally.
Seeing that she was rejected like this, Li Xinru was very sad and discouraged and left silently.
School is dismissed in the afternoon.
Zhang Kang suddenly realized a problem.
Xiang Long is not here, and no one will feed him in the afternoon!
This can't be done, this hungry day!
Sure enough, my stomach growled.
Damn, why are you so uncompetitive? Zhang Kang stared at his stomach, you started screaming if you didn't eat for two meals? The longest record in the past was three days without eating!
You weren't called back then... Oh yes, I was starving at that time.
But it's not like you start screaming without two meals, right?
"You've been treated so well by Xiang Long during this time, and the chefs in the villa," the system said, "your belly has become a habit." ”
Zhang Kang's eyes suddenly lit up, by the way, didn't I already plan to let the lazy clone come to study for me at night, well, let's start today!
He got up and left, came to a deserted alley in Rust, and let out a lazy clone.