Chapter XVII, The Complete Plan
The corners of Ren Yuanfei's mouth twitched, "He's not a new love, and you're not an old love, where did you come from, you better go back." ”
Fu Zixin was just about to leave, and suddenly thought that he was now homeless, his expression was gloomy, and he said: "I heard that you like crystal orchids, I happened to see this kind of flower on the Western Regions Road, if you take me in, how about I help you raise a pot in return?" You must know that this is priceless, even if the palace nobles want to see it, they will have to wait for several years. ”
Ren Yuanfei thought for a moment, bit his lower lip, and asked, "How long do you plan to stay?" ”
Fu Zixin smiled evilly, "One month is enough." ”
Ren Yuanfei fell into deep thought, that's right, she does like the crystal orchid, it was when she was very young, her father brought her a plant from the battlefield, but she was raised to death, she has always blamed herself. In those years, she was once bitter that she was not a man, she didn't want to see her father's disappointed look, she even liked her father's heroic appearance of being able to overcome obstacles, cross the battlefield, and gallop on one side, even if he died on that cold and lonely loess, it was a thing to be proud of!
Ren Yuanfei retracted his thoughts and couldn't help but sigh, "January? Can you grow this flower in January? ”
Fu Zixin smiled evilly, "It's better to try." ”
Ren Yuanfei was silent, she agreed, she did like this kind of flower, but in addition, she also knew Fu Zixin's situation, and she didn't want to be so cold and ruthless, and when he was abandoned by everyone, she also stepped on it.
Anyway, he can't make any trouble in a month, why shouldn't she?
However, she finally underestimated the brazenness of this guy, and in less than three days, she regretted that her intestines were blue!
Hearing that Fu Zixin moved to Ren Yuanfei's West Wing room, the master came to congratulate him, and his eyes were no different from Ren Yuanfei's new concubine room. There were almost no firecrackers to celebrate, the sixth son and the fourth junior high school came together, the two stared at Fu Zixin, who was dressed as a flower farmer, and turned around a few times, and then sighed: "This young master of the Fu family was really swept away!" ”
"No, it's all for the boss to be a flower farmer!"
"It's really a son of heaven and a courtier, they all say that tigers don't eat children, and this Master Fu is also hard-hearted."
"I think he is also evil, Miss Zhou's figure, appearance, family background, is there that? is virtuous and gentle, why can't he look down on him? ”
"What do you know, a man like him who has been among thousands of flowers, what woman has not seen, what is rare?"
"Pity Miss Zhou, she was abandoned on her wedding night, she was widowed for three years, I look forward to him coming back, and I still can't resist death!"
The two of them said a word, and they were talking happily, when Ren Yuanfei came over and a shiver came to the head! It hurt so much that the two of them hugged each other.
"Boss, knock me stupid, the task of inheriting my family will fall to you!" The six sons hummed dissatisfiedly.
Ren Yuanfei squinted at him, like an idiot, "Your family uses its head to pass on the ancestry?" ”
Sixth son: "......"
The fourth day of the first month: "......"
Master: "......"
Fu Zixin: "......"
Looking at everyone's unbelievable eyes, Ren Yuanfei sat calmly under the grape trellis, she raised her hand and poured tea, and said idly: "There is no dinner, you can do it yourself." ”
Everyone looked at Fu Zixin again, he picked up the small hoe in the flower bed, and smiled suspiciously, "Lao Tzu can't cook rice, the money can be paid." ”
Everyone was stunned, and the sixth son was the first to react, and he leaned over and muttered in a low voice, "You have this money, why don't you live in the inn?" He secretly glanced at Ren Yuanfei's face again, "You want to be ravaged by the boss?" ”
Fu Zixin smiled incomprehensibly, "This is a strategy!" ”
The sixth son was stunned, and he couldn't understand it at all with his IQ, so he didn't bother to understand, and misinterpreted it as: This rich boy just wants to find some excitement when he is full of nothing, he pondered carefully, Fu Gongzi distracted the boss's attention, and his little life will always be much better, why not?
In the evening, everyone gathered in the red leaf small building, looking at the red leaf small building overflowing with firelight, grapes and wine, people coming and going, and laughter and laughter, Ren Yuanfei was a little uncomfortable, she didn't remember how long the red leaf small building was not as lively as this, swept away the calm and lonely in the past, so that this place was full of the smell of fireworks in the world.
What she didn't expect was that the master called Situ Jun too.
After three rounds of drinking, Ren Yuanfei drank a little floating, and her words increased, she turned her head to look at Situ Jun, and said: "I have been thinking about it all night, there are no happy events in the town recently, why don't you put together the master and tofu Shih Tzu, what do you think?" ”
The moon is like practice, and the cold night is long, Situ Jun is sitting precariously and nodding lightly: "It is feasible." ”
Ren Yuanfei stood up with a sigh of amnesty, and raised his glass to everyone, "Come, do this cup, I have something big to announce!" ”
Everyone looked at her strangely, she smiled, and after everyone had drunk, she said proudly, "Now, if you drink wine, you agree with my point of view." As she was talking, she suddenly saw that everyone looked at her with a sense of déjà vu on a thief ship, and after smiling with satisfaction, she said, "I need your cooperation......
Then she thought about the plan and the plan she had thought about all day, and when she finished speaking, everyone's expressions were very rich, and after looking at each other, they all looked at Situ Jun cautiously, thinking that he would be annoyed and angry, and reprimanded, but he didn't want to, he just was silent for a while, and said something that made everyone's jaws drop: "Sounds good, which link is this official responsible for?" ”
Everyone: "......"
Ren Yuanfei thought that he had drunk too much wine, and his brain was a little unbright, and he might not have expressed it clearly, which made him misunderstand, and emphasized again: "I am responsible for creating opportunities, and you two ambushed as masked men on the fourth day of the sixth son's junior high school, and took away tofu Shih Tzu, and the master stepped forward to ......."
"The master stepped forward to join in the atrocities of the abduction! Thus making the whole event 'raw rice cooked rice!' "Wow, boss, your idea is a bit of a beast, but I like it!" The sixth son got up and talked eloquently, and Ren Yuanfei raised his forehead and threw a knife at him.
The master blushed and coughed, "Liuzi, did you hit mosquitoes in your ears just now?" ”
Then everyone stared at him with a kind of 'what's in your head' look.
"Huh? Isn't that so? The sixth son looked lost, so that everyone wanted to beat him up.
At this time, Fu Zixin, who was also out of the world, also came back to his senses and asked with a blank face: "What are you talking about, it seems to be very lively?" ”
Ren Yuanfei's clenched fists, eager to smash on this heartless handsome face in the next second, she took a deep breath, suppressed her anger and said: "Master, you will see the right time when you go up, and give Liuzi a slap when you go up, remember to move fast and be handsome......"
Without waiting for Ren Yuanfei to finish speaking, Qin Chusi immediately came out and declared: "I think it's better to knock Tofu Shih Tzu unconscious when the time comes, after all, with the physical strength of the master, I want to fight against the two of us, and come to a hero to save the beauty, I think it's a little ...... Force somebody's hand! ”
At this time, Fu Zixin, who heard the reason, immediately got up, he stepped on the stone bench, spread the thin fan in a chic manner, raised his head to look at the moon, shook it gently, and said with a light shake: "The master has a difficult task, why not change to this son?" ”
"It's your business!" The master roared angrily, and then got up to educate the sixth son and the fourth junior high, "Seeing me rushing up, you don't know how to run!" ”
After everyone looked at each other, they all nodded quickly.
The surrounding shadows were dull and cool, and Situ Jun's smile became more and more ethereal, "That official? ”
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Ren Yuanfei immediately handed him a glass of wine, "This plum wine is delicious, you drink more." ”
Liuzi was roasting chicken legs by the fire, and when he heard her say this, he shook his head and said, "Boss, this is apricot blossom stuffing, where did the plum wine come from?" ”
When Ren Yuanfei heard this, he frowned, "Can ...... But how do I drink until there are bones in it? …… Peach pits? ”
Everyone watched her stupidly put the shallots into the wine glass, and drank them all, but they were silent and did not speak.
For Situ Jun's formal style of wanting to take a kick in the form of Situ Jun, who obviously didn't have anything to do with him, couldn't help but think of his tofu shop in Xi Shi and plotting against those things, he glanced at Ren Yuanfei with a little deep meaning, and was more sure of what he was thinking.
Seeing that Ren Yuanfei opened his mouth to say something, Fu Zixin immediately stood up and put his hand on her shoulder, looking at Situ Jun provocatively and smiling, "You?" You're in charge of watching the wind at the mountain pass. ”
Ren Yuanfei slapped off Fu Zixin's paw pressed on her shoulder, and Fu Zixin, who was in pain, thought about it and said, "That's it, in order to give me the opportunity to participate in the performance, I sacrificed myself, first of all, I went out to tease Tofu Shih, and then two masked people appeared, and then I fought with them, pretending to be invincible and injured, and the master passed by by accident...... Scare away two gangsters!
How about winning the beauty in the end? ”
Ren Yuanfei was just about to nod, but Situ Jun looked at her deeply and said, "This official believes that there are two flaws in this. ”
"What is it?" The crowd asked.
"The full plot should look like this:
First of all, Ren Yuanfei took Shi Yi to Chengqian Temple in the western suburbs as promised, and afterwards, the two went back together, and when they passed through the Wangshan fork, the official suddenly appeared and took Ren Yuanfei away, creating signs that Shi Yiru was alone, and then Fu Zixin, who had been following, appeared, and then ......"
Before Situ Jun finished speaking, Fu Zixin immediately jumped up, "What's the difference between this one before?" I don't have much to do? ”
Situ Jun smiled and said bluntly: "The difference is that this official appears in an important position!" That's more in line with the honorable status of this official. ”
Fu Zixin gritted his teeth, "Then what is the other flaw?" ”
Situ Jun was silent for a while, looked at the master and said in a deep voice, "A story of a hero saving beauty will only make the people in the town admire the master's personality, if you want to do it once and for all......"
Saying this, he paused, his eyes flickering: "Unless ......"
"Unless you cripple me, you can be as crippled as you can! Preferably moribund. The master looked serious.
At this time, Ren Yuanfei also came to his senses, and said excitedly, "Yes, I want to use my master's life to save and move the people in the town, at that time, my master will be beaten to the point that he is half-paralyzed, and he can only let Tofu Shih Tzu take care of it, so as to fulfill their love." ”
After speaking, everyone applauded in unison.