Chapter 99: The All-New Chojka
In fact, in the past, she was quite taboo and some people said that she couldn't take care of herself. She just can't walk, she can take care of herself or something! And everyone with disabilities doesn't like others to mention their physical condition, and Li Xiaomu is the same.
But then Jojica changed her personality and slowly changed her too!
From Jojka's mouth, he could say anything, just like this kind of joke that couldn't take care of himself, and he didn't feel that Li Xiaomu should feel uncomfortable with such words at all.
At first, Baili Ye was also worried that Xiao Mu would not be comfortable when she talked like this, because Qiao Jika would always say something similar to something - Mu! Don't always look at the people running outside with a resentful look like a woman! Isn't there half a leg missing, and we have a lot of others! Let's go for a walk with my sister-in-law!
Baili Ye said that she spoke too directly, which is not good! But Jojica has her own philosophy, and she says that since many things already exist, don't ignore them. You always keep that child at home like a little sheep, and if something big happens, she doesn't even have the most basic ability to bear it, so how can you do it? And I'm right! It's just half a leg missing! There's no need to take it too seriously! Life should be lived or lived! Don't look at her happy now, but when you find out that she can joke as casually as I do when talking about her legs, that's the real happiness!
At that time, Baili Ye felt that what Jojica said was impossible to achieve! Because he knows Li Xiaomu, he knows what kind of person his sister is! The reason why Jodika herself is like this is because he instilled in her too much happiness when he asked the hypnotist to transplant her memory, so she can do this. And Li Xiaomu is still the same Li Xiaomu as before, he has been like this since he was a child, how could he change all of a sudden! What's more, a dancer is missing half of his leg! How big does it have to be to be able to completely let go?
But what surprised Baili Ye was that Qiao Jika's transformation of Li Xiaomu actually saw results very quickly! Under her infection, Li Xiaomu also began to feel that life is very beautiful, and losing half of her legs is not a big deal! I also began to feel that even if I couldn't go out by myself, I could still bully her sister-in-law and push her out! It's a lot of fun! Moreover, when joking about her legs in the face of Jodika, she is not only acceptable, but also occasionally deals with a sentence similar to "Even if we are disabled, we are better looking than anyone". made Baili Ye very helpless.
Just like now, Qiao Jika said that Ximenmei and Li Xiaomu are both unable to take care of themselves, and the three of them can actually laugh together! I can't tell there's a crippled person here!
While laughing, Jodika's cell phone rang. She grabbed it and looked at it, then put her index finger to her mouth and made a silent gesture to the two who were laughing completely without an image—
"Shhhh My husband! - Hello? Husband! "The voice is sweet, like honey!
The person over there gave a very satisfied "um", and then replied to her:
"Wife!"
It's something the two of them have never called before! Husband and wife, this is a normal name for ordinary couples, but Bailiye and Jojica have never been able to call each other.
I didn't think anything before, she called him Ye, and he called her Kaka, which was good!
However, after Jojka changed her memory and changed her personality and way of life, she could call him husband and husband crookedly every day! This made Baili Night suddenly have a very different, very fresh, very subtle and sweet feeling! Let him feel that this woman is really his wife, and not an ornament that only exists because of a contract!
He enjoys this kind of love and life very much, and he is very happy to cooperate with Jodika, and get tired of her from time to time!
But there was no air-conditioning today, and he only said "wife" after he said "wife", and then immediately said:
"My husband has a task for you!"
Chojka casually said "Order"! Then he heard Baili Ye and said:
"You and Xiaomei will leave for the airport now, two hours later, a friend will come here from China, it is a good brother like Ximenyu, Xiaomei knows, you go and pick it up!"
Jodika's eyes lit up and he said very happily-
"Yes, yes! I love going out the most! Tell me what's your friend's name? Does Mei recognize it? That's fine, I'll just be in charge of accompanying you! ”
Baili Ye nodded and said to her:
"His name is Yu Wenxi! You tell Xiaomei, and then let's go! ”
The phone hung up, and Jodka blinked a pair of aura eyes, and gently knocked his head and said to himself:
"Yu Wenxi, Yu Wenxi, it's so strange, why do I think this name is so familiar!"
This self-muttering voice was a little louder, and Ximen Mei listened to it sincerely, and asked casually:
"Is Brother Xi coming?"
Chodika nodded, and asked her again:
"Who is Yu Wenxi? Why do I think this name is familiar? He will be here in two hours and let us pick him up at the airport! ”
Ximenmei cheered and jumped up from the chair! Then he stepped forward and took Chodika's hand and said—
"I must have heard from Brother Night or I said it! He's the same brother as my brother, a brother who grew up with your husband, and it's easy to mention it when we usually talk, you've heard it, it's nothing. ”
"Oh." Chojica nodded, feeling that there was no problem with this explanation.
The two hurriedly changed their clothes and were about to go out, Li Xiaomu looked at it with a blank eye, and fought for himself from time to time-
"Can you take me with you?"
Chodika pursed her lips and said to her:
"Mu! You can't! As soon as you go, you're bound to have a bodyguard or something! You know, I don't like to go out and be followed! ”
Xiao Mu said:
"I can let people not follow!"
Chojka added:
"Then how do you go along? Get in and out of the car or something, Xiaomei and I can't hold you! ”
This is a fact, Li Xiaomu is very depressed and no longer speaks. Then Jojica and Simon Mei repeatedly promised that they would buy good things for her when they returned, so they agreed to let her go. But after their car drove away, he shouted angrily—
"Looks like I'm going to have to put on a prosthetic! This must be on the agenda! ”
……
All the way to the airport, it was a car driven by Jodika! The speed of the car on the streets of Los Angeles is very fast, and here, you are not afraid of speeding, but you are afraid that you will drive too slowly and affect others. Because there are fewer people in Los Angeles and fewer cars, there are hardly any pedestrians in sight, and there are no bicycles. All of them are either at home, on vacation, or just running down the street in a car. You don't have to worry about hitting people if you drive fast, but you have to worry about others hitting you if you drive slowly!
Jojica likes this kind of speed as much as Simon Mei and the two crazy people, so he almost didn't open the skylight and sing a song!
But as they drove, they suddenly noticed that a car flew past them with a faster "whoosh"! Immediately after that, another car flew over at an even faster speed!
Ximenmei said casually——
"What's the situation?"
Jodika's eyes were sharp, and he heard a woman standing outside the sunroof in the second car flying by, shouting at the car in front of her—
"Stop! You thief who snatched my bag! (English)
"Someone is robbing!" She replied quickly, and then didn't think about it, stepped on the accelerator, and watched the car "rub" the ground and soared to two hundred and nine!
Ximen Mei was also excited, and shouted while clutching the handle:
"Catch up, catch up! Oh, look, the woman who was robbed in the back seems to be Chinese! She looks just like us! ”
Jojica chased forward at a fast speed, and at the same time didn't say a word to Bai Ximenmei-
"It could be Japanese or Korean!"
"Oh." Ximen Mei answered, thought about it again, and said, "Let's catch up and have a look!" If it's Korean, help her get the bag back, but get her $200 in return. If only the Japanese...... Kaka, let's team up with that thief and rob Ya's car! ”
Jodika snorted, leaned back and laughed, and nodded vigorously at the same time-
"Good, good! If it's Japanese, we'll rob her car too! ”
The two agreed, and Chodika's car drove faster!
Soon, their speed surpassed that of the car in front, and they saw Ximenmei stand up, peek through the sunroof, and shout at the people in the car next to them-
“stop!stop!”
How could the other party listen to her, she only glanced at this side, and then should she open it or continue to open it!
Chojica snorted, pressed a button to open the window on his side, and then touched the car's clasp and took out a pistol! Then, without even looking, he stretched out his arm and shook his hand to shoot him!
The gun was fitted with a muffler, but there was still a loud bang! - It was the tires of that car that were blown out!
The other party had to stop, and a black man with a big waist and a round waist came down from inside, also carrying a gun in his hand! Looks like revenge!
But how could Jojica and Simon Mei give him that chance! I saw two women each holding a silver version of the Desert Eagle, and they all pointed their guns at the black man! Simon Mei told him in fluent English-
"If you have a kind, you can try it, see if you are fast with your gun, or if your gun is fast!"
Two stunning women on the street with identical silver guns facing a black man at the same time! No matter how you look at it, it looks like a scene that only appears in a movie.
The black man was happy too! He felt that he really didn't need to fight with two girls, let alone be so beautiful and temperamental! So he threw the gun back into his car, raised his hand again, and grinned in surrender.
At this time, another car also drove over, and I saw the woman who had lost something jump out of the car, kicked at the black man, and then scolded in English—
"Bastard!"
Jojica and Simon Mei didn't say anything, they just asked the big man to hand over the snatched bag first, and the black man did so. Simon Mei put down the gun, glanced into the bag, and then threw it to the woman:
"Let's see what's missing!"
This was said in Chinese, just to test which country she was from!
The woman glanced into her bag, flipped through it, then looked up and nodded at both of them in thanks:
"Nothing less! Thank you so much! ”
Pure Chinese, which makes Ximen Mei and Jojica feel very satisfied!