Chapter 265: Writing a Couplet for the Latrine

"Let Brother Min laugh, Brother Min is only eight buckets high, and it is difficult to shoot a horse in the next place!" Yan Huan was sure of Min Feng's talent, he glanced at Gu Chengyu, although compared to this one, he always felt that it was still a little worse.

"Then it will be ugly." Min Feng seemed to be confident, asked the girl to prepare pen and ink, spread out the paper on the table, and pondered for a moment before putting down the pen.

Yan Huan smiled bitterly, his pair was good, but compared to Min Feng, he was not sure.

Huang Junheng was very supportive of Min Feng, and hurriedly came up to take a look.

"Shanglian is a place where there are good mountains and rivers, good wind and good moon, and there are also beautiful people and good things, adding a thousand autumn stories. Senior Brother Min really didn't disappoint me, I still like this link very much. ”

This time, Huang Junheng really thinks that the couplet is well written, and he is also sincerely praised. In fact, he was also dissatisfied with Min Feng. My cousin said that Min Feng was better than him in everything, and he naturally felt uncomfortable when he heard it. His cousin attaches great importance to Min Feng, with Min Feng's talent, he must be able to enter the ranks, and he is flexible and scheming. Cultivate it well, and you will have a lot to do in the court.

In fact, he knows that this is only part of the reason. Isn't it because Min Feng's temperament is very similar to his cousin? His cousin felt that Min Feng was ambitious and had means, and he was much better than him. also asked him to take care of Min Feng, Huang Junheng was very reluctant in his heart.

"Quick! The next link is out. Just as Huang Junheng was thinking nonsense, he heard someone call for the next link. Busy reining in emotions and looking at the next link.

"There are many crazy men and women in the world, infatuated with dreams, and many infatuated and infatuated, and they are several generations of infatuated people. This couplet is no match with Brother Yan, and the artistic conception expressed by the two is different. ”

Gu Chengyu couldn't help but comment with Zheng Lun after hearing this: "Brother Yan's is more free and easy, and Senior Brother Min's is an infatuated man and woman who expresses time, the two express different meanings, I think each has its own merits." ”

Zheng Lun also nodded in agreement, and then said, "You can also go up and write a copy!" ”

Gu Chengyu shook his head, "No! This is not a competition. ”

Zheng Lun couldn't cry or laugh, Gu Chengyu was very lazy. He has always been grateful for these things, but in fact, he also knows Gu Chengyu's thoughts, but he feels that his reputation has been raised, so there is no need to add any more icing on the cake.

Later, two more people wrote couplets, and Yu Ting shrank in his seat, pretending to drink a few more glasses, leaning against the girl next to him, squinting slightly.

"Yu Ting! You see, I didn't know you had improved so much lately, so it's no wonder my dad always compares me to you. If you also come to make a pair, I can teach everyone to appreciate it! Zhu Pang saw that Yu Ting was planning to be a turtle with a shrunken head, and he didn't want to let him go.

Yu Ting listened to Zhu Pang's voice and bit his cheeks hatefully.

There were already some students who had a point on the ink in the pavilion's belly, and they were waiting to see his jokes at this time.

"Brother Yu! Jiangcai's poem impressed us, and Brother Yu also made a pair of pairs to open our eyes. ”

A smile appeared at the corner of Huang Junheng's mouth, he was not afraid of Yu Ting, his cousin's power leaned towards the government and the opposition, and what about the official book?

Yu Ting's face was a little red, and Ai Ai said: "I don't have any interest in the pair, so I won't participate." ”

As soon as Yu Ting finished speaking, some people showed disdain. Most of the scholars are arrogant, and they think first about the pavilion's lack of ability, and they dare not be angry. However, no one said anything more.

"Senior Brother Gu, why don't you write a copy too! Although this is not colorful, it can also help the fun! Yan Huan really wanted to invite Gu Chengyu to the pair, and he admired Gu Chengyu's literary brilliance very much.

In writing couplets, he is still very confident, and he also has the intention of competing with Gu Chengyu.

Gu Chengyu was not very interested in this, and wanted to refuse. Unexpectedly, Yu Ting spoke, and he naturally didn't like Gu Chengyu who ruined his good deeds.

"Although the couplet written by you for Tianxiang Pavilion is good, it is not difficult, why don't you do it!" Yu Ting saw that everyone's eyes were focused on him, and he was very proud, and then he dug a pit for Gu Chengyu, and deliberately paused to sell the guanzi.

"I don't know if Brother Yu has thought of any interesting ideas, you might as well say it." Someone is interested, anyway, they are here today, they must be watching the excitement, the more interesting the better.

Gu Chengyu smiled, and when Yu Ting said it, he also looked at him twice, and he knew that he was digging a pit for him. Will he be afraid, though? No matter what bad ideas he has up, he just sees the tricks.

Seeing that everyone was looking forward to it, Yu Ting said his method, but after this method was said, everyone was silent, and some of them showed disdain.

This Yu Ting really read little and was vulgar.

Xi Yan shook his head, he didn't expect Yu Ting to come up with such a method. All of you here are scholars, no matter how poor the girls are, they are also a little literate and ink, everyone is together, of course, they are all talking about some things, this Yu Gongzi is still the son of the Shangshu family, how can there be no demeanor of everyone's son?

Gu Chengyu was very calm, Shi Shiran put the wine glass on the table, and Hua Lian on the side hurriedly refilled the wine.

She looked at Gu Chengyu's beautiful eyes and was still affectionate, which made Gu Chengyu extremely uncomfortable, and she complained vigorously in her heart, the girl next to her had been staring at him for two or three hours, and her eyes were strange.

The crowd was a little silent, and some people couldn't help but stand up to stop it.

"I have been a scholar all my life, how can I say such a vulgar thing? Let's change it! ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Pang first rolled his eyes. Scholars are hypocritical, but this time he didn't think Yu Ting's words were vulgar.

Isn't that all the truth? Who doesn't yet? Just write a latrine! However, he had some vague expectations in his heart, he wanted to see how these scholars made this pair?

Gu Chengyu looked at Yu Ting's provocative eyes, and didn't understand how he had survived until now. If he hadn't been the son of the Shangshu family, I'm afraid he would have been beaten to death a long time ago.

Yes, Yu Ting's proposal is to write a couplet on the latrine. None of the scholars here want to hang their couplets on the latrine.

Besides, the couplets on the latrine are so easy to write? If they don't write well, they look vulgar, and if they want to write well, they don't have a clue for a while.

"Ahem! People eat cereals, and vulgarity is elegance! However, it is also Senior Brother Gu's turn, why don't you make a bet between Brother Yu and Senior Brother Gu, how about it? ”

Huang Junheng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he also thought of a good idea. Yu Ting looked at Gu Chengyu unpleasantly, and felt that Gu Chengyu had stopped him for a good thing, so let the two of them fight!

Seeing that they didn't need to participate, everyone hurriedly coaxed.

"What Brother Huang said is very true! It's better to let Gu Jieyuan write a pair and then comment on it, even if Brother Yu loses. Someone suggested at this moment.

"Very good! However, since it is a bet, there are always winners and losers. This idea was proposed by Brother Yu, so why don't you let Brother Yu give another lottery. ”

Then, the atmosphere was stirred up. Everyone, you say a word, I say a word, and I have long ignored Gu Chengyu and Yu Ting, the two main masters.