Qi Tianyang smiled, "You girl is really, you want to eat Tang monk meat, and you are afraid of Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, so how can you do it?" How simple it is, you buy one of his roommates, cut a few hairs and two nails while he is asleep, isn't it a matter of minutes? As for the blood, the man didn't come to the aunt, so he had to poke him with a needle. ”

When Li Xiaoqian heard Qi Tianyang's words, she seemed to suddenly open up, "I know how to do it!" You wait for me for two days, and I'll give you something!" ”

I looked at her suspiciously, but she was gone.

Qi Tianyang smacked his lips, "If you stick it up in such a hurry, even if the harmony technique works, there will be no good fruit for her to eat in the future." ”

"Why?"

"Heheshu only wants men to like her, but can't make men dislike others. Love is a thing that depends on mutual attraction and trust. Qi Tianyang shook his head and said.

"Then why didn't you tell her?!" I asked, a little angrily.

"What if you tell her? She's not going to be in a hurry to post it? Believe it or not, the man told her now that she would be a bubble friend, and she would say yes immediately. Qi Tianyang said with some disdain.

As soon as I thought of Li Xiaoqian's appearance when He Feng passed by just now, I felt that Qi Tianyang's words were right, except for sighing, I couldn't think of any other way to stop a girl who was bursting with feelings, so I had to let Qi Tianyang mess around with her.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaoqian's movements were incredibly fast, and the next afternoon, she called me again and said that everything was ready.

Qi Tianyang couldn't help but smile and said, "I thought only men were lustful, but I didn't expect you women to be like wolves if you want to get a man." ”

"Bah, what do you call women? Li Xiaoqian is an example, she is fascinated by the demeanor of the school grass, I am not like this, if it weren't for you, I, I ......"

"How are you?"

"I won't tell you!" I threw the door open and headed for school.

Qi Tianyang laughed and followed.

When I arrived at the small café at the entrance of the school, I saw Li Xiaoqian wearing a headscarf on her head, covering most of her entire face, and wearing sunglasses.

"Why are you dressed like that?" Qi Tianyang and I were stunned.

Li Xiaoqian untied her headscarf and took off her sunglasses, only to find that she had a lot of abrasions on her face, and couldn't help but be surprised, "What's wrong?" ”

Li Xiaoqian smiled proudly and handed over a transparent sealed bag, only to see that there were a few hairs, two nails, and a paper towel with a few drops of blood that had dried up.

"I got my hair and nails according to the method taught by your boyfriend, as for He Feng's blood...... Hee-hee-hee, you can't imagine how I got it. ”

"How did you get it?" At this time, even Qi Tianyang became curious.

"He Feng loves to ride a bicycle, so I went and rented a bicycle, guarded the road he often walked, and waited until the afternoon to wait for him, I deliberately bumped into it, we both fell and injured, I took out a tissue to help him wipe the wound, this blood is He Feng's blood, such as a fake! Hahaha! Li Xiaoqian said and smiled proudly.

Qi Tianyang pursed his lips, "Posture up...... Well, with these three things, it's basically no problem. I'm going to make a harmony now. ”

So the three of us changed to a more private room, Qi Tianyang asked the waiter for a lighter, and took out two red incense sticks and two red candles from the bag, lit them one by one, and the private room was suddenly foggy.

Qi Tianyang took out another piece of yellow table paper, lit a few drops of water from the water cup on his fingers, and began to draw talismans on the yellow paper, and after the drawing, he put it on the red candle and burned it.

After all are done, he took out a small and delicate purse, the front and back of the purse embroidered with an unkempt, barefoot, smiling child, one hand with a lotus, one hand holding a box, "lotus", "box", is the homonym of harmony, these two images, is the harmony of two immortals.

Qi Tianyang opened the purse, burned the hair, nails and blood of Fu Ash, Li Xiaoqian and He Feng into ashes, and tied a dead knot tightly and handed it to Li Xiaoqian, "Tie it around your neck, and soon that school grass will be attracted to you." ”

Li Xiaoqian was like taking a holy object, and put the purse on her neck respectfully, as if the purse was not filled with all kinds of ash, but He Feng.

Seeing her like this, I didn't know whether it was right or wrong to help her, so I said goodbye to her and left with Qi Tianyang.

On the way, Qi Tianyang held up the black umbrella again, but he looked up and squinted at the sun in the sky, muttering, "It's time to come." ”

"Who's supposed to come?" I asked, suspiciously.

Qi Tianyang pouted mysteriously, "Don't worry about it." ”

I hated it, but I didn't want to be counted down by him anymore, so I had to keep my mouth shut.

But it didn't take long for me to know who he was talking about.

Ah Nian rushed over from nowhere, and scolded Qi Tianyang, "Qi! Sky! Raise! You bastard! ”

Qi Tianyang frowned, shrunk his body, and made an extremely frightened look, "It's coming, it's coming." ”

I lowered my voice and asked, "What did you bring her for?" ”

Qi Tianyang said, "We always follow their way, we have been bullied for a long time, and you still think that your husband is incompetent!" Look, hey, today I'll ask her to spit out what she owes us. ”

Before he finished speaking, Ah Nian had already forced in front of us, and threw a black plastic bag in front of us violently, due to excessive force, the mouth of the plastic bag spread out, and all the contents were spilled out.

Used sanitary napkins, toilet paper wiped on the buttocks, a bag full of them.

I was so sick that I was about to vomit, and I hurriedly took a few steps back, for fear that the dirty things would get on me.

Ah Nian pinched his waist angrily, pointed at Qi Tianyang and said hatefully, "What do you want to do?" Don't even my dad take it seriously? ”

Qi Tianyang shrugged, "My family and yours are world friends, don't you know?" My dad is dead, and your dad and my dad are about the same, how can I not take him seriously? Besides, I don't dare. ”

Ah Nian looked at him suspiciously, and then looked at me contemptuously, "No, you didn't do it?" ”

Qi Tianyang pointed to something on the ground, and then pointed to his nose, "What did I do?" Are you kidding me? Qi Tianyang looked even more disgusted than Ah Nian, "These things, dirty to death, do you think I look like someone who made these?" ”

Ah Nian was skeptical, and said angrily, "Except for you, I can't think of anyone who will go against our father and daughter!" ”

Qi Tianyang sneered and said gloomily, "You didn't do anything to be sorry for me, why should I go against you?" ”

Ah Nian was speechless all of a sudden, his face turned red and white, and finally stopped questioning Qi Tianyang, but muttered to himself, "This one who has been hit by a thousand knives, if he is dug up by my aunt and grandmother, I will have to kill him!" Boss Huang's family has my father's newly arranged Fortune Bureau, which has just had some effect, who knew that it would be demolished like this! The tens of millions of orders that people are about to get in their hands have flown and smashed my dad's signboard! ”

Qi Tianyang looked heartbroken, "Ah, is someone really doing ghosts behind their backs?" Find out and I'll help you out! ”

Ah Nian snorted, "I can handle this little thing by myself, who needs your help?" ”

With that, she turned and hurried away.

It wasn't until her shadow was out of sight that I dared to pinch my nose and walk to the bag of filth and ask Qi Tianyang, "These...... You can't really get it, right? ”

Qi Tianyang hugged his shoulders and smiled proudly, "Except for your husband and me, who can think of such a damaging way?" Rubbing paper and riding cloth, the two major filths of antiquity, the most effective financial situation, who is unlucky, and wants to make a fortune! Phew! ”

"Riding a horse...... ...... the financial situation? I asked curiously.

"Uh...... Riding a horse cloth is a menstrual belt, which is now a sanitary napkin, understand? "Qi Tianyang has popularized science with me," this is the scientific name in Feng Shui. ”

My head is full of black lines, but when I think about it, riding a horse cloth is really quite vivid......

"Then, how did you remember to go to Boss Mildew's house?" I'm a little strange, how did Qi Tianyang calculate that there is still a connection and transaction between Boss Huang and the barefoot old man?

Qi Tianyang sighed, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "You, you, if it weren't for the fact that my brother is not a big living person and a corpse now, it will inevitably be greatly discounted in the blind date market, or I will simply consider kicking you off and finding a new one, so stupid, I suspect that there is something wrong with your family's genes!"

You don't want to think about it, a barefoot old man who loves money so much, a Fu, he can only be willing to make a little money from me? As soon as Ah Fu died, he didn't immediately go to Boss Huang to receive the reward, even if he didn't kill him, he would take it on his head and say that he would take his credit. People like Boss Huang, in addition to hating in their hearts, their only interest is to make money, and they must take this opportunity to let the barefoot old man get another fortune bureau or something, no, yesterday morning I took advantage of your class to drill the women's toilet everywhere, and I got such a bag of ......"

I suddenly realized, and when I thought of Qi Tianyang sneaking into the women's toilet, I couldn't help laughing.

Qi Tianyang had already grabbed my waist and pinched it obscenely, "Okay, let's go home and wait for good news, she will definitely come to me again." ”

"What else did you do?"