The emperor's southern tour made the salt merchants very difficult.

In addition to eating and drinking, the most famous thing in Yangzhou is nothing more than the thin horse.

The emperor is coming, so he can't help but be prepared, right?

It was precisely in order to satisfy the emperor's taste in an all-round way that this gift was the result of a lot of effort by several major salt merchants. Money is a small thing, but it takes a lot of effort to select and cultivate.

Just these few skinny horses, the total price is nearly 20,000 taels of silver.

However, at that time, the Shi family, the organizer of the Yangzhou banquet, in order to recommend the two young ladies Shi and Tian prepared by their own family to the emperor first, put the thin horse in the back row.

And the emperor took a lot of benefits from the Shi family, so he naturally wanted to give face, and the extremely glamorous Tian Wanyi was really liked by the emperor, although the emperor accepted this thin horse gift when he left Yangzhou, but recently he has basically been sleeping by the two new favorites of the Shi family.

Today, in order to try and persuade Li Chun, the emperor generously let these unfortunate thin horses appear.

The emperor consciously looked at it for a while, and his heart was a little fluttering, how could this Li Chun not feel when his blood and qi were just right? The emperor couldn't help but swallow the wine, and secretly said that this guy shouldn't really be interested in women, right? There are many men in the army, and over time, this kind of thing may not be......

"Can't you see it with the eyes of a woman?" The emperor motioned to his father-in-law to serve Li Chunman wine.

"White skin and beautiful appearance, big chest and thin waist, height and long legs, as for the hips, looking at the proportion, it may be okay, but if you are thin like this, it is estimated that it is not much better. Generally speaking, good is good, but it is too thin, as if it can be blown away by a gust of wind, that is, the level of 'fair'. ”

The corners of the Emperor's mouth twitched again.

is so fragrant and hot, provocative/teasing/meaning is clear, it can be seen that his battle-hardened body is a little dry. Why is Li Chun so objective, so calm and calm?

Nonsense, can a skinny horse not be skinny?

This is already an improvement!

The body is thin but material, the soul-catching eyes, the delicate curves, and the smooth breasts and long white legs at a glance...... He really can't see it, can he?

Depressed.

He should say: Thousands of charming, provocative, beautiful and delicious, amorous and so on, isn't it? His rough description is definitely not looking at women, but as if he is looking at goods......

"Which of these do you think is the most pleasing?" The emperor did not give up, and asked again.

Eight people, although they are all beautiful, but they are all beautiful.

Although the dance postures and movements are the same, the temperament itself is different, and the temperament is also different.

Some are bright and some are charming; Some are cold, some are gentle; There are those who are down-and-out and generous like everyone's ladies, and there are also those who are pitiful and poor in the shape of jasper......

These thin horses waited for half a month before they had the opportunity to show up, so they naturally worked hard.

The emperor also thought they were very attractive.

If he hadn't been tasked by the Queen Mother, I'm afraid he would have led someone upside down in the backroom by this time.

With the encouragement and signal of the emperor, the girls changed their formation at this time and danced in the direction of Li Chun one by one.

Some secretly send autumn waves, some are charming like silk, some are shy and coquettish, and some are pitiful...... It is the style of each other.

Li Chun took a sip of the wine in the cup and looked at the beauties carefully.

"It's all the same." - This is Li Chun's evaluation.

"......" the emperor choked.

The same?

The emperor knew that Li Chun was really looking at it very seriously, but in his eyes there was only a pure appreciation of looking at the flowers and scenery, and it was not mixed with any lust at all, which the emperor actually couldn't understand.

Even Father-in-law Yu's eyeballs were about to fall out, why didn't he react?

Is it really not that you don't lift it, but like men?

"What if you have to choose?" The emperor had a dry mouth, but it wasn't because of women. It was because of Li Chun's anxiety.

Li Chun raised his eyes to look at the emperor and began to secretly wonder what the emperor meant.

He thought that the emperor invited him to come because he really wanted to talk to him about marriage and life.

It seems that he was mistaken.

The emperor wants to give him a few beauties? Or do you want to test his endurance? Could it be the meaning of the Queen Mother? It doesn't mean to see if he can withstand the temptation, right?

At this time, Li Chun was just thinking about this, but he didn't know that many people had begun to worry too much about whether he had a hidden disease and whether he would be a good man.

"The emperor has something to say, something to say! If it's okay, the minister will take his leave. ”

"Don't!"

The emperor pointed at the two women casually, and motioned for them to sit beside Li Chun.

"I'm not done yet! Isn't this asking which one you like to choose for you to have a drink? It's tiring to see you pour your own wine. ”

“……”

The emperor took the initiative to come up again to clink glasses, and Dong Laxi poured Li Chun three more cups.

Wine can mess with sex, this trick doesn't necessarily need to be realized, but he must be able to judge whether this guy has that mind, right?

"These are all thin horses selected by Yangzhou to be both beautiful and artistic. They are good at poetry and piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, they have everyone's beautiful talents, and they also have the strengths of small jasper, elegant and vulgar, strong and light heavy tastes, what do you like, let them give you an art. ”

"The minister is a little sleepy. Forget it today......"

"Accompany me to finish drinking that jar of wine before leaving." The Emperor sighed lowly and waved his sleeves to signal the remaining skinny horses to continue the performance......

Somewhat disappointed, he did his best.

The atmosphere is delicate, and the title of the two has returned to the monarch.

The sound of the flute sounded.

The dancer on Li Chun's left was about to carry the pot and pour the wine, and the body leaned forward, sending the beautiful scenery into his sight, and the softness was leaning towards his arm...... The dancer on the right was giving him a dish, but the leg somehow escaped from the skirt, and Bai Huahua rubbed against his leg......

As soon as he snorted, the terrifying coldness on his body was released, and the two women's movements were obviously stagnant, and they froze in place, and then slowly retracted......

The group of thin horses was very good at looking at each other, and the two women immediately retreated, and two more came up to serve. Knowing that he doesn't like to take the initiative, the new one is obviously tactful.

"General, do you want to listen to the music?" The woman's voice has been adjusted, and as soon as she speaks, she is charming to the bone.

Who said that softness must be able to overcome rigidity?

"No!" At the same time as the cold voice appeared, a peanut hit the woman's wrist as she tried to serve the wine cup.

Is this disgusting her? Don't you want her to touch it? The woman's eyes were suddenly full of tears, and her pity appeared.

"Hurt ......" she rubbed her red wrists, waiting to be pitied.

"Get out!" Li Chun didn't even look at her. He has been getting more and more disgusted lately. In the past, he liked to find someone to accompany him, but just because of loneliness, he wanted to hear people's voices and want to be lively.

But since he fights loneliness and emptiness and has sustenance, will he still need these?

The woman's back was cold, and she obediently retreated.

Li Chun stepped forward and picked up the wine cup and drank all the wine in the cup. Then he pointed to another skinny horse, "Go and bring that jar of wine." ”

As a gentleman, let him finish drinking before leaving, right?

Okay, drink!

This thin horse is well-behaved, and hurriedly comes over with the jar.

She walked and swayed, I don't know if it was because of her small strength or the weight of the jar, so she came to Li Chun's side with great difficulty.

"General...... Wine...... Here it ......."

The bone-chilling gasp came, and the two dangling legs finally accidentally stepped on the hem of the skirt.

The white legs are swinging out, and the whole person is about to be planted on the ground.

She thought about it, this general definitely doesn't like crepe, and he doesn't seem to be good at singing and dancing, so he is not easy to get close to. But since he is a hero, he is probably good at heroes saving beauty, right? The wine jar is in front of your chest, even for this jar of wine, you have to hold yourself into your arms, right? Just get close to him, and then it's easy.

But she found out that she was still wrong.

She's not as good as a wine jar!

The jar was pulled away with great force, and before the jar left her chest, it pushed her leaning forward body backwards.

Therefore, the wine jar was gone, but she fell to the ground after a heavy blow.

Even so, she still tried to put on a beautiful posture. She thought that the rough man would look back at her, but she only looked stunned and watched as the man picked up the jar and poured it directly into his mouth......

So bold!

But isn't it more direct for such a bold person?

Why don't you like women?

Several skinny horses were stunned, and at the same time decided that this man was abnormal!

Fortunately, the jar is not big, and after drinking some of the half jar of wine and spilling some of it, I finally saw the bottom.

Li Chungang was about to get up and say goodbye, but he saw that the emperor was shaking his head and was already "drunk" one step ahead of him.

The emperor lifted his forehead and got up, and he was about to leave, but Father-in-law Yu came up and pulled Li Chun to speak.

"General, the old friend is good, give face, listen to the old slave say a few words." Father-in-law Yu pulled Li Chun's sleeve with a solemn expression.

Li Chunqiang nodded patiently.

"The old slave bluntly said that these women, General Li can have fun at will."

"The emperor's orders?"

"Naturally."

"If I refuse, will it be considered a protest?"

"Why did the general insist on it? The emperor said that it was time for adults to enjoy their beauty. Getting married is coming, so you have to know what to do when the time comes, right? You don't have a woman in your family, and you don't have any elders, so you can learn without a teacher, but there are some experiences that you have to experience......"

Li Chun glanced at the emperor who was putting on his cloak and preparing to go out.

"The emperor bothered, I will experience it when I need to experience it, and I don't need these people to teach me what to do."

"General, don't let the emperor worry about it, you can enjoy these women as you like, don't hold them tightly. It's fun to have fun. There are no outsiders here, and the beds in the backroom are complete, so this thing will definitely not be publicized......"

"Get out of the way!" Li Chun interrupted directly.

"General, the emperor is for your own good. These skinny horses are all virgins, and they have been trained, they know everything, the general should not be shy and flustered, they will guide the general...... Ouch! ”

Father-in-law Yu has been opened by Li Chun.

Li Chun's figure flashed and stopped the emperor before he walked out of the door.

"What are the words, make it clear. You're not going to drug me, are you? ”

The Emperor sighed.

"How so? In your heart, am I such a person? ”

According to the queen mother's meaning, she wants to give some medicine. But the emperor did not do that. The emperor values him and owes him nothing, if he is drugged again, won't it make matters worse?

"You're growing up, you're getting married, and you're going to do what you have to do. I've inquired, and you haven't touched a woman in all these years.

As Yu's father-in-law said, you just have to enjoy it, no one will know about tonight's events, and neither will Cheng Ziyu. These skinny horses are innocent and clean. You don't need to take in or take concubines, how you come and how you go. Therefore, there is no worries, and there is nothing to be ashamed of between you and me. I won't hurt you. ”

"What if I refuse?"

"I'm all for your good, don't you understand? That's not a bad thing. ”

Seeing that Li Chun still insisted, the emperor could only speak bluntly.

"The Queen Mother is worried that you have a hidden disease! I'm worried that you won't be able to speak for the sake of face, which has led to not having a woman for many years! The Queen Mother is worried, very worried, afraid that you can't do anything! I'm afraid you like men! I'm afraid you won't be able to continue the bloodline! ”

Li Chun was stunned for a moment, and then he knew why the emperor was so boring. So he was just testing if he was sick? Don't you like women? As a result, he was unmoved, and then the emperor believed it?

"These women have all been specially trained, and their smiles and smiles are fascinating. What kind of man can stand up to their teasing? What about you? No response! Last year, someone sent Xiangxiang, the No. 1 Oiran in the capital, to you, right? How many men have fallen under her skirt, favoring you, has become a big regret for Xiangxiang. Since then, there have been rumors about your weirdness and weirdness in the green building.

More than twenty, it is the flesh and blood Fanggang, what about you? It's like a septuagenarian, with no desires and no desires. It's just that there are so many beautiful girls waiting around you, don't you have any idea at all?

Don't think I don't know, the year before last you were in the south, and the county lord who was known as the most beautiful county in the southern domain climbed your bed and drugged you, saying that you don't have to be responsible, but you sent people back as they were...... To put it nicely, it is because you are determined and unmoved. But how many ugly words there are, I don't understand......"

"You don't understand?"

Li Chun's tone suddenly turned cold.

"Am I like this because of you? Who said that his people can't have weaknesses, and even women, and then send me to the highest standards of the Secret Guard? Who said that I have to be checked by him for my marriage, so that I don't provoke those bees and butterflies? Who is ......?"

Li Chun's gaze was sharp.

"Messing around but not being responsible, giving me a shadow for the rest of my life?"

"......," the emperor's face froze. Are you still blaming me? ”

"I didn't! You are kind to me, and I don't blame you! I will help you well, respect you, respect you, and stand by your side. But I have long sworn that if I can't be responsible in the future, I will never show mercy everywhere in this life! That's why I'm telling you, I won't take a concubine! Now that I have confirmed her in public, I will only be responsible for her. ”

"You still blame me." The emperor sighed, infinitely sad.

"It doesn't matter. The important thing is that I will be there for you no matter what. As a courtier. ”

Li Chun looked at the emperor.

"Also, I'm not sick! I'm so good! I don't need to prove it to anyone. Time will tell! I will bring the child to you in the future. At that time, everything will be judged. ”

"Well, I believe you!"

The Emperor put his hand on his shoulder.

"But you also have to believe that I value you more than anyone else and want you to live well."

Having said that, the emperor knew that he would not believe it.

He didn't believe these two sentences just now.

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