Chapter 291: Lao Zhang next door

The gray flames on the surface of the sleeping god's body burned more and more fiercely, and the range became larger and larger, and everyone was startled, including Xiao Xuesheng, who hurriedly hid away.

Only the lazy clone stood in place, motionless.

The flames quickly burned in front of the lazy clone, and the Ancient Banner Army exclaimed, "Get out of the way!" ”

Xiao Xuesheng also shouted: "Brother Yan! ”

The lazy clone didn't move.

The moment the flame touched the lazy clone, it quickly retracted, as if it had been pricked by a needle.

Then, the fire became smaller and smaller, and finally all of them retracted into the sleeping god's body.

At this moment, the god of sleep has completely changed.

The appearance has become more beautiful and watery, with fair skin, a tender goose egg face, a straight nose, and a tender red cherry mouth...... Then, the beauty of the whole face was destroyed by the dead fish eyes.

However, her anger has become more lazy, more like Zhang Kang's laziness.

The sleeping god raised his head, and the dead fish's eyes flashed with excitement and excitement, and said in a trembling tone: "It's been a long time, Lord Lazy God!" ”

That expression is like a fan girl who has seen an idol he has admired for a long time.

"Long time no see, Lord Sleep." Said the lazy doppelganger.

"Thank you for awakening my memory, I admired you back in the beginning, but you have always lived in seclusion (to put it bluntly, it is a dead fat house), even if you did that kind of thing in the divine realm, my admiration for you has not changed... Unexpectedly... Awakened by you today, I... I'm really... Sorry, I'm a little excited. ”

Zhang Kang was a little speechless, there is nothing wrong with this person, right?

"Alas, if you want to say who has the most famous fans in the divine realm, then there is only the lazy god." The system says.

"And the sleep gas of the god of sleep is a bit similar to your laziness, and the sleep gas is actually a variant of laziness, laziness can attract sleep gas, so she will naturally be attracted to you and become your fan sister." The system accentuated the tone, "Hardcore fan girl." ”

"The lazy god is so lazy, there are still so many fans?" Zhang Kang was puzzled.

"People are yearning for the strong, the lazy god is the strongest in the god world, but the lazy god is not keen on power, indifferent to fame and fortune and quiet and far-reaching, just with this idle cloud and wild crane chic is enough to make people yearn for and have a good feeling, coupled with the natural attraction of lazy air, it is difficult not to circle fans."

"But that's not what I care about, and that's not what the lazy gods used to care about, right?" Zhang Kangxin said.

"Of course, Heaven is always fair." The system says, "Laziness is the strongest qi in the world, but those who are lazy do not have the slightest sense of power, which is a natural constraint and a kind of fairness." It's like the lazy god has a lot of fans, but the lazy god never cares about these. ”

The Gu Qijun and Xiao Xuesheng looked at this scene and fell into a complete stupor.

This... What happened?!

The sleeping god walked up to the lazy clone, and there was a hint of affection in the dead fish's eyes: "Lord Lazy God, although you were more handsome before, I like you more now." ”

"Holy!" Xiao Xuesheng grabbed his hair, "Alan! You're ignoring me so much! ”

The affection in the eyes of the sleeping god disappeared instantly, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Xuesheng expressionlessly: "You have helped me four times before, and I have helped you four times now, and we have already leveled up." ”

"Alain, you ......" Xiao Xuesheng was stunned.

He didn't expect the god of sleep to break up with him so easily!

"I didn't expect you to be so ruthless and unjust!" Xiao Xuesheng said angrily, and then said with a mocking face, "Oh, I know! I said why are you both immortals, but you are so much stronger than me, and after a long time, it turns out that you are a god! ”

"Now that you have seen him, who is also God, you have forsaken me at once! Hehe, I thought you were different from other women, and after a long time, you are also this kind of woman who sees strange thoughts and immediately changes her mind when she sees a powerful man! ”

The sleeping god shook his head: "You are wrong, long ago, I already liked Lord Lazy God very much, and at that time, there was no you." It was only then that something happened, and I fell into the world and lost my memory. ”

"For decades, although my strength has regained a little, my memory has been blocked, and it was not until I met Lord Lazy God that my memory was unraveled."

"You have helped me all these years, and I am grateful to you, so I have always been by your side and helped you, but I'm sorry, I didn't feel anything about you all the time. I've followed your orders all these years just because I'm too lazy to contradict you. ”

"It is undeniable that many times you are very smart, and sometimes you have a sense of justice, but your temper and character are too bad, I have reminded you more than once to change it, but you are stubborn, and I have no patience with you."

"Now that we have leveled up, then, from now on, you and I will gather and disperse, and the well water will not interfere with the river water."

Xiao Xuesheng was like being struck by lightning, and knelt on the clouds with a thud: "You... Forehead... I never dreamed of it... One day, he will be dug up in front of others...... Oh my God! Why! Am I not the protagonist! ”

"I pursue coolness in everything! Cool to the end! I have a sense of justice! I'm smart! I'm making rapid progress in my cultivation! I like to pretend B! And almost every time I install b, I succeed! I'm the one everyone will love! Why? Why! ”

The lazy clone looked at him expressionlessly.

Is this person mentally problematic?

The sleeping god said: "Now that you have provoked the Buddha, they will definitely not give up, the Emperor of Heaven will hold you accountable, your situation will be even more dangerous, if you encounter danger, you can contact me with a jade disk, and I will help you one last time." ”

"I don't want your mercy and charity!" Xiao Xuesheng stood up, like an angry lion, "Alain, you remember for me!" Don't bully the poor youth, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, sooner or later, one day, I will become a god! I will make you regret your decision today! ”

After speaking, he turned around domineeringly, stepped on the fairy cloud and flew away.

"Ugh." The Sleeping God shook his head, "He still hasn't figured out the point. ”

"If his temper is better, not so arrogant and self-serving, then he will be a good comrade-in-arms." The sleeping god looked at his back, his expression a little painful.

The lazy clone said, "... So where are you going next? ”

The god of sleep looked at him and showed a 'sweet' smile: "Of course it's with you, Lord Lazy God!" In the Divine Realm before, it was even more difficult to see you than to ascend to the sky, but now that I can finally see you, of course I want to see you every day! ”

The lazy clone was silent.

The others were silent.

Zhang Kangxin said: "I ...... Am I equivalent to giving Xiao Xuesheng green? ”

"No, because the god of sleep is not his wife. You're digging into the wall at best. The system said.

Zhang Kang said: "Damn... That will affect my character too! ”

"It's good to get used to it, Lao Zhang next door." The system says.