40. Chocobo

The clerk jumped up: "You're crazy! Why don't you grab it! His voice was so loud that the whole store looked over.

Zheng Yi also felt a little embarrassed, and reminded the clerk in a low voice: "The Information Pollution Prevention and Control Law stipulates ......"

"your Fa-Ke Squid! You're toying me! The clerk was furious.

Du Bin's face did not change: "Because this is second-hand." ”

The clerk was held in his throat in one breath and almost fainted.

Another clerk, who seemed to be of a higher rank, came over and said coldly:

"Sir, this is the new product area, and the second-hand area is in the back."

"It's second-hand." Du Bin insisted.

Zheng Yi was a little dazed. Without power, the mileage will not be displayed. Looking at the four tires again, although I don't know what material they are, they are as clean as new...... How does this engineering brother see second-hand?

"We need an explanation, or ......" The clerk seemed to be insulted, and his voice was cold.

Du Bin squatted down and pointed to the two screws of the exhaust pipe:

"According to the standardized specification, Phillips screws are 90 degrees positive cross when they leave the factory, indicating tightening. Both of these screws are presented as 45 degrees X, which is unscrewed and then tightened. Because you are using a small portable screwdriver, the electric power is unstable, so you overscrewed it. ”

Du Bin stood up, like a victorious general, and asked:

"Can you still be considered a new car after removing the exhaust pipe?"

The two clerks looked pained.

Zheng Yi turned his head, covered his mouth and lowered his voice, just enough for the two clerks to hear:

"Not to mention dismantling the exhaust pipe, even if you have screwed it, it is second-hand."

The senior clerk wiped a handful of non-existent sweat:

"Wait a minute, I'll go ask the store manager."

Zheng Yi walked up to Du Bin and said in a low voice: "Awesome! Sure enough, I have to take you out to buy something. ”

"Mechanical class only." Du Bin is not inflated.

Zheng Yi rubbed his hands and walked around the landing chobobo: "What, I still have a question." ”

"What?"

"I don't have 50,000."

Du Bin coughed dryly and signaled that there were still outsiders.

The clerk next to him really heard the amazing news, and was dumbfounded by Lei, so he almost shouted directly: "You have no money to buy a spinning wheel!" He moved slowly, trying to tell the store manager the exciting news.

Du Bin said: "You can sell me a part of your dividend rights." ”

- You're pretty confident in your little workshop.

Zheng Yi nodded: "Yes, you just need to quote a price." ”

As Sequence 2, would you care about something as cheesy as money?

Zheng Yi was unimpressed.

……

The senior clerk entered the store manager's room at the back, and this time he was really sweating.

He said, "Store manager, they've cut it to 50,000......"

The store manager was surprised: "...... How to do it! ”

The senior clerk said: "His partner is very knowledgeable and has cut a lot of subsidiary modules. ”

The corner of the manager's mouth twitched.

"And, they found that the exhaust pipe of that car had been reinstalled." The senior clerk said, "So it's a used car." ”

The store manager touched his slippery head: "No, you have to mention 100,000 anyway!" ”

"Manager, this is very difficult. Let's refuse this business. The senior clerk hesitated.

"No way!" The store manager directly vetoed: "You have to sell him a car!" ”

The senior clerk was a little helpless: "Then ......"

The store manager rubbed the top of his head vigorously, feeling that this matter was a bit difficult to do.

It was a very simple thing!

All you need to do is sell a beautiful locomotive to the young man who comes to see the car, and then provide a low-interest loan of 200,000 yuan, so that he can stay in the city to work and repay the loan...... Why did it evolve like this?

Who would take out a loan of 50,000 yuan!

The store manager remembered the big man who came to say hello in the morning, and his throat was a little dry.

Tuk-tuk.

The clerk in front of him opened a crack in the door and squeezed in, and said in a low voice: "Store manager, those two people may not even have 50,000!" ”

The store manager suddenly bounced up from his chair: "Great! He grabbed the contract on the table, pushed away the two weak men, and ran out.

He saw two young people in the old-fashioned locomotive area from a distance and waved excitedly:

"You've got a good car!"

Du Bin looked indifferent.

Zheng Yi thinks this is really the weirdest shopping experience.

The store manager ran to the two of them, smiled professionally, and handed over the contract:

"200,000 low-interest loan contract, monthly mortgage, no burden...... Call...... It's a little hot, huh. ”

"Full." Du Bin said.

The smile on the store manager's face froze, and after a long time, he said, "The labor cost of disassembling the module ......."

"I'll do it myself." Du Bin said.

The store manager stared at Du Bin for a long time, and asked in a trembling voice, "The first generation of exiles?" ”

"Yes." Du Bin remained silent.

The shopkeeper wiped his face and almost pleaded:

"You look at this contract, it's really, really nice......"

……

Although Zheng Yi was in a state of confusion when he was bargaining, when he really started to dismantle the car, Zheng Yi was a little inflated. This car is so easy to dismantle, it is all modular loading, and with the help of the electric arm, it can be unloaded in three or two clicks.

It's just that it's a bit of a struggle to install the tires because it's heavier.

Du Bin replaced all the parts that could be exchanged for cheap materials. The side box was directly replaced with engineering plastic. The windshield and deflector have also been replaced with cheaper surface goods. As for the navigation system, Du Bin directly replaced it with a watch.

Yes, he removed the strap of a watch and replaced it with a base and installed it on the navigation and positioning module.

"This is the astronaut work watch promised to you." Du Bin said.

Zheng Yi was speechless: I didn't even wear it, so you loaded it on the car for me?

"This was designed and manufactured to facilitate the colonization of aliens." Du Bin said: "There are five address pages, and you can freely switch between the time of the five planets...... Of course, now humanity has only three planets. It divides the day into 24 hours, and the sky can be corrected by scanning the sky once in the morning and in the evening. ”

"This ......"

"Well, this one has a satellite positioning function, and of course it can also be navigated."

After Du Bin installed it, he pressed it twice, and a light touch display popped up on the display screen of the watch, which had the time, date, longitude and latitude, as well as various small functions, such as navigation, speed measurement, distance measurement, music, video, notes, calculators, longitude and latitude records, and so on.

"I'll buy you a dual camera when I go back, and you can also use it as your dash cam." Du Bin said.

"That's not necessary." Zheng Yi is going to be taken to the "other places" to use, how can he be so ostentatious, so that people can see those forests are not very stimulated.

"I'll change the chair for you with fluid silicone." Du Bin said: "This is expensive, but it is ergonomic, and you are not tired from sitting for a long time." Derma, which is to satisfy vanity, will soon dry up in the desert. ”

Zheng Yi felt much more comfortable: Du Bin is not blindly saving money, but still focusing on practicality.

It took a total of two and a half hours to complete the modification, plus registering electronic signals and paying taxes, Zheng Yi got his first car in the world before dark.

Its name is chocobo.

"We'll drop you off at the parking lot and pick up the car with the digital code. The standard knight's suit will be placed in the back top box. The store manager's face was as dead as ashes: "You really don't think about buying a better one?" It really is an interest-free loan! ”

Zheng Yi: "Goodbye." ”

Du Bin went out without saying a word.

Zheng Yi smiled at the store manager and chased him out, sometimes thinking that the shelter culture was still quite cool.

But think about it again, after the child is born, he begins early education, and then reads at the age of four, without entertainment, and reciting books and doing questions all day long...... Zheng Yi suddenly had a spirit:

Hey, wasn't that what I was like this before I graduated with my master's degree?

No, no, it's like this before I get a medical practitioner qualification!

Zheng Yi tried hard to recall, as if he was admitted to the medical exam, he also spent all day surgery, ward rounds, writing medical records, reading papers, writing papers, surgery, ward rounds, and writing medical records...... Before being promoted to attending physician, you have to be a "total hospitalist" for one year, basically staying in the hospital 24 hours a day, all year round.

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you are not afraid to cross the other world.

I have been hospitalized and the slave life is easy.