Chapter Ninety-One: Decoration
Seeing me pick up the painting, Xiao Wang Ba floated over a little nervously, and after falling to the ground, he took the small oil painting in his hand, and threw it casually, and the oil painting about half a meter in size suddenly hung above a black curtain.
"The realm of consciousness is a place without borders, without walls, without doors, and without constraints." Xiao Wang Ba looked at the oil painting that hung peacefully on a piece of void black after suddenly hovering, and said softly: "Your shallow consciousness realm is already boundless, and the deeper place here is even more empty and terrifying. ”
I looked around, looked at the black, well-lit place, and asked curiously, "What does this mean?" Does the breadth of consciousness mean that my mind is unrestrained? ”
Xiao Wang Ba glanced at me and hit me: "This can only mean that you have no brains." ”
I instantly picked up a golden ornament on the ground again with some resentment, and changed the topic: "How long are you going to put these messy things on the ground, don't hurry up and clean up, you look at how clean and tidy Xiaomo's place is, and then look at the mess where you live, obviously they are all gods, why is the gap between people so big." ”
"Morpheus, I cleaned it up too! In your empty realm of consciousness, it's not all me taking care of! I looked at the little Wang Ba, who was instantly furious, and was about to continue to fight with him, but suddenly found that he was wearing the bright silver bracelet on his inadvertently raised wrist.
I gave the bracelet.
The fighting spirit aroused by Xiao Wang Ba disappeared in an instant, and I threw the small ornament I picked up from the ground in the same way as Xiao Wang Ba, and the pendant really flew into the darkness not far away, hovering on an invisible wall.
"Hurry up and clean up." I reached out to help, but I didn't forget to urge Xiao Wang.
And Xiao Wang Ba also silently walked to the side of the small ornament I threw away, and after moving the golden object to the side a little more, he nodded contentedly.
I don't know where he learned this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Although the general position is correct, the way you throw things is still flawed." Xiao Wang Ba said to me seriously.
I'm just throwing it away, okay? I didn't expect it to stop on a seemingly non-existent wall, okay? And Xiao Wang Ba waved his hand casually, and a transparent wall in front of me suddenly sent ripples in the void, and I took a few steps back before I could see the shape of the clusters of ripples.
It turned out that Xiao Wang Ba had already laid the "outline" of his house in this space, and those transparent corrugated walls were the best proof.
Xiao Wang Ba's hands-on ability is really first-class, and the transparent building created in front of him obviously has an exotic style, with rectangular walls, and there is no pointed top, but about three or four three-meter-high rooms are combined together, forming a sense of courtyard.
"Isn't the building you gave to Xiaomo still in the European style with high spires? Why is this house where I live so empty and short? After I saw the specific style of the special-shaped building in front of me, I couldn't help but ask Xiao Wangba.
And Xiao Wang Ba just smiled proudly before explaining to me: "You don't understand, this is the most typical architectural style of the Egyptian royal family, only the Greeks and Europeans admire the grand architecture of the spire, and we Egyptians, only the place for the dead to live is the spire." ”
"Then you didn't live in a spire yet......" I muttered silently.
Xiao Wang Ba immediately retorted: "That's because I just made a random house in your shallow consciousness!" Didn't think about it at all! Anyway, the dead man's house will be left to Morpheus to live in, I can take care of this set carefully, and it will be more comfortable to live in than the last one. ”
Suddenly, I suddenly felt as if my body had become a municipal construction project, and I let Xiao Wang Ba take what he wanted, and build a house on a large scale.
I knew that I would have collected property tax from him.
After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Wang Ba closed the ripples on the transparent wall again, and then said to me arrogantly: "Since you are here, then help me repair the existing house." ”
Regardless of whether I agree or not, Xiao Wang Ba instructed me in a tone that I could not refuse: "Wait a while, everything will be arranged according to my arrangement, understand?" ”
I was about to get angry, but I was shaken by the bracelet on Xiao Wangba's wrist.
The inexplicable complicated emotions in my heart really upset me, and I didn't bother to argue with him for a while, so I nodded obediently: "Don't worry, you are an obsessive-compulsive person." ”
"Obsessive-compulsive disorder? I don't have one! Xiao Wang Babian said, so he instructed me to pick up a very large landscape oil painting from the ground with him, and then said to Nunu next to him: "Move it with me to that piece." ”
People say that the biggest test before a couple lives together is the moment when they go to IKEA to buy furniture together.
I hope that Xiao Wang Ba and I really have a chance to get to that point, and I'm afraid there will definitely be no quarrels over the matter of picking furniture.
If Xiao Wang Ba's usual degree of arrogance and unreasonableness is 10 points, then the degree of arrogance when he renovated his house is completely to the extent of breaking the table.
Even if the position of those large and small pendants is deviated by one millimeter, Xiao Wang Ba will scratch his ears and cheeks and be furious, if it weren't for the fact that everything in the consciousness world has no weight, I'm afraid I would have to turn my face with Xiao Wang Ba a long time ago.
Hang an oil painting, the left side is biased over the right side, and after pulling it up, you have to move it downward, and the oil paintings collected by Xiao Wang Ba are still vast, and the oil painting alone has tormented me to the point of collapse.
And when it came time to set up the tables, chairs and sofas, my line of reason had already been broken outside the galaxy, and when the line of reason was broken, I was completely like a walking corpse.
I was like an epiphany monk, and after the purgatory-style test of "helping Xiao Wang Ba decorate", I silently found some fun from it.
Is there a tremor in my heart? Being tortured by Xiao Wang Ba so much, you still feel like you are enjoying it?
I glanced at him nodding contentedly at his new home, and suddenly I had a feeling that "all the hardships were worth it."
Could it be that in addition to being stimulated, I also have Stockholm syndrome?
Anyway, after about two hours of getting along with the nitpicky little Wangba, his new home was finally renovated.
Although the walls and roofs could not be seen, when Xiao Wang Ba evoked the ripples again, the room shining in the darkness clearly had a very strong Xiao Wang Ba's vanity and pompous style.
I stood beside him, and I was also very satisfied with the masterpiece I got by myself, but I seem to have forgotten the purpose of coming to Xiao Wang Ba today, what is it for?
"I didn't expect you to be a good woman." After the decoration was completed completely according to his own wishes, Xiao Wang Ba rarely showed a smile from the heart, he looked at me happily, and it was even more rare that he praised me seriously.
If I remember correctly, I'm afraid this is the first time I've heard Xiao Wangba's praise for me since I met him.
"It's good if you're happy." Although this sentence sounds a bit perfunctory, I feel it from the bottom of my heart. No matter how tormented and crazy it is, as long as the final result makes him happy, then these unbearable experiences are not so important.
"I'm happy." Xiao Wang Ba nodded, looked at me, and said to me from the same heart.
I looked at his unrestrained smile and instantly felt that the busyness just now was completely worth the ticket price. Tsundere's little Wang Ba is only the most charming at this time, when he laughs, I always have a feeling that the world is stretching, as if the warm breeze in April gently blows from my heart, and can easily blow away all the haze in my heart.
"The ......" I suddenly avoided the gaze he had been looking at me, lowered my head and asked in a low voice, "That...... Bracelet ...... Do you still like it? ”
"......" Xiao Wang Ba was speechless for an instant, but when I lowered my head, I clearly saw that he nervously grabbed the corner of his clothes with his palm.
"It's okay." Xiao Wang Ba paused for a long time before finally speaking, but from his tone, I clearly heard a feeling of deliberately suppressing himself.
I secretly glanced at him, and sure enough, his expression was very tense when he spoke, and the little Wang Ba I knew well would only change to such a nervous expression when he was lying.
"If you don't like it, forget it, I can return it." Seeing Xiao Wang Ba trying to hide his cramped and uneasy appearance, it made me feel less shy, but a little funny, I deliberately teased: "It's quite expensive anyway, it's okay if you don't like me to retreat." ”
Xiao Wang Ba immediately said nervously: "If you give it to me, it's mine!" You are not allowed to take it back! ”
My heart was sweet, and I looked at Xiao Wang Ba with a wicked smile.
Xiao Wang Ba saw that I was deliberately teasing him, and was about to get angry, but unexpectedly, in the black void of consciousness, Morpheus suddenly stepped through the void.
"Jiang Rin, your phone is ringing." The sudden Xiaomo said.
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