Chapter 1: Kick the Coffin!
My name is Huang Xin, and my name is not exquisite, neither the five elements lack gold, nor the lack of heart and eyes, but my master sees this word pleasing to the eye, so he made my name.
I am a corpse seeker, and I have just been driven out by the master, saying that I am in the northwest, and I do not resist this arrangement, and even readily agree.
"Uncle, how long is your village! Why are they all mountains and valleys? "I was holding the grass roots, humming boredly, my butt hurt when the donkey cart was bumpy on the mountain road.
The old man who was driving the car in front turned his head and grinned innocently, "Hehe, come on!" Hurry! It's time to climb over this mountain! The eldest nephew should be patient. ”
Uncle is from the mountains in the northwest, my master is an old friend, I heard that the master met when he traveled south and north, because he lost someone in the village and couldn't find it, so he found my master.
It's better to come than to come, and my master is going to send me over, so he asked me to run for him, to be honest, this is the first time I have worked alone.
"Boom!"
The donkey cart suddenly clattered on top of a large rock, and I didn't sit still, almost throwing me off in a daze.
"Big nephew, it's nothing! The beast somehow got stubborn again. The old man tried hard to control the donkey, which was not very willing to move forward, and roared in a loud voice, a little embarrassed.
I came back to my senses suddenly, my face suddenly turned white, I took off the grass roots in my mouth with my hand, looked at the sky and the earth, I always felt that something was wrong, I don't know if it was an illusion, this place revealed a smell of evil everywhere...
"You stubborn donkey, don't leave yet!" The old man slapped the donkey's buttocks hard, and it seemed that the donkey was steady, and the donkey cart moved slowly again, shouting, "Big nephew? ”
I retracted my gaze and hurriedly said, "It's okay, uncle, I'm fine, let's keep going!" "Stuff that re-grass into your mouth.
"Gotcha! Walk you! This brute is not usually like this..."The old man still muttered in front.
After walking for a while, my heart seemed to be filled with half a bucket of water, seven up and eight down, swinging all the way, even I didn't know what I was thinking, I only knew that my heart was inexplicably born in the shadows, and there was always a bad feeling!
"Uncle, do you know what those are for?"
I staggered to my feet from the bumpy donkey cart and looked down at a small cliff.
The old man followed my instructions and glanced over there, showing his big yellow teeth and smiling, "That's it! It's a big family holding a funeral! Although my big green mountain is poor and remote, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and many rich and noble families choose to be buried here every year! I'm going to get old! You have to choose a good place, too! ”
"Funeral? Bury? ”
I bit down on the two words, narrowed my eyes, and looked around those people again!
The whole person was like being struck by lightning, and I slapped my thigh, and I didn't realize that the grass roots that had been in my mouth all the way slipped from my mouth!
"It's broken!"
"Big nephew, what's the matter? What's broken? The old man turned his head in confusion and asked in surprise.
"Uncle, you are waiting here!"
Gritted his teeth and dropped a sentence, indignant in his heart.
didn't wait for the uncle to ask again, jumped off the bumpy donkey cart in one step, couldn't care about standing firmly, and ran down with his legs!
"Hey! Big nephew! ”
Where is there time to deal with the uncle, I jumped down the hill in a hurry, fortunately the hill is not high, otherwise it is really dangerous.
Seeing that group of people moved, it seemed that they had begun to carry the coffin to be buried, and I longed for the wind on my legs and two wings behind my back!
"Put down that coffin! Put down that coffin! "I shouted for my life, shouting as I ran, my voice was almost hoarse!
I clearly saw that many people noticed me here, and even stared at me for a long time, but no one paid attention to me, and my heart was angry, and the speed of my legs sped up a few points!
Eight coffin bearers were preparing to safely place the coffin into the dug grave, and a group of people stood not far away.
Seeing that I was about to put it in, I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and with the momentum of running, the whole person jumped up and kicked on the main body of the coffin.
Fortunately, the coffin was still about a foot away from the tomb, and I kicked it out, and the eight coffin bearers fell into a large piece because they were unprepared, wailing constantly, but fortunately no one fell under the coffin.
The coffin was so far out of the grave that a third of it hung on the edge, and I fell into the great pit!
The fall was not light, but I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in my heart, and I was scared out of my head with fine sweat on my head.
Luckily, it caught up.
The next moment, my whole body was lifted, it was the neckline, and I couldn't breathe well.
Hurriedly opened my eyes, and found a big man in black with a gloomy face, mainly because I didn't dare to move, this muscle bulging, beating me like a play, I could only be honestly grabbed by him and lifted out.
It turned out that after I desperately kicked the coffin open, there was already a mess outside, with male and female voices mixed together, all with panicked faces, and many people looked at me angrily.
I was about to cry in my heart, just now I patronized to prevent them from being buried, forgetting that I kicked the coffin of their ancestors. It's a big taboo for anyone, and it's very likely that I won't die, but when I think of this, I start to break out in a cold sweat again, and my breathing becomes even more rapid. What a mess!
"Boss, someone brought it." The big man said in a loud voice.
Unceremoniously threw me to the ground, my ass was really devastated. Again, I bared my teeth in pain and hurriedly rubbed my buttocks.
Seeing that everyone was looking at me, a little panicked, I smiled and wanted to strike first, and said timidly, "I... I'll just tell you to put down this coffin, you... You don't listen! True... You really don't blame me. ”
The crowd exploded in an instant, pointing at me. The ridicule and hatred in it were overflowing, and looking at that expression, they all wished to strangle me to death.
People are knives, I am fish meat, my head is lowered, my eyes are gurgling back and forth, I have to find a way to get out!
But I don't regret it at all, if they let the coffin fall, something would really happen! If I don't get my life on the line, I still have a point in which is more important.
The leader was a thin middle-aged man, wearing a leather suit, a white armband pinned to the cuffs, and a small white flower on his chest.
"Master, Master Zhang said that the auspicious time is almost over, so let you hurry up and put the coffin of the ancestor." A butler-like man cautiously leaned over and said.
The middle-aged man took his eyes off me, but from the bulging cheeks, he could see that he would not give up, but he had something to deal with, waved his big hand, and said in a deep voice, "Continue to go down to the coffin." ”
"Can't go down!" He immediately made a decision, stood up violently, and yelled.
They weren't reasonable at all, and one of the bodyguards was agile and kicked me in the stomach.
He fell to the ground again under the force, and like a cooked lobster, curled up in a ball with his hands over his stomach, and had a spasm that didn't stop there.
It hurts, it hurts, the blood in the body is boiling, it hurts to the spinal cord, and I can't bear it and don't vomit blood, but the tears can't stop spilling out.
glared fiercely at the bodyguard who made the shot, the man not only did not feel guilty, but also was complacent, thinking that he had done a good job, and sneered.
As for that bullshit boss, he is also very indulgent to his subordinates, and he didn't even reprimand him, he must be resentful of me kicking the coffin!
The middle-aged man raised his hand expressionlessly, "Down..."
Seeing him kill himself, but I can't do anything, don't take labor and uncle if you want to die! The pain seemed to fade in this scene, and his eyes were scattered to watch his hand slowly fall!
"Big nephew, what's wrong with you? Big nephew? Uncle's voice came like a heavenly sound.
A flash of inspiration crossed his mind, and he tried his best to squeeze out a few words from between his teeth, "Don't... Let... They are buried"
When my uncle heard my words, he said fiercely, "Don't bury it!" If you are buried today, the laborers will bring the whole village to pick up the tomb tomorrow! ”
The middle-aged man was indifferent and said coldly, "Buried!" ”
The old man laughed angrily, "Don't believe in evil, you kid, labor and management are from this mountain, hey!" As long as you dare to bury, labor and management will dare to pick it up! ”
The middle-aged man's eyes flickered, and the weather was uncertain, and at this time, a gray-haired man hurriedly ran over and pointed at the uncle in a panic, "Can't be buried, can't be buried!" This old fellow did what he said, and the people of his village were extremely vicious. Do... I don't know... I dare to dig up the grave. ”
The middle-aged man really didn't dare to give the order to be buried. The so-called poor mountains and bad waters came out of the people, he didn't dare to gamble, so he had to give up and look at the uncle angrily.
Hey, fuck, even though I'm in pain, I'm comfortable! But I didn't let them do stupid things, I really didn't expect my uncle to be so powerful, but I just subconsciously called my uncle as a lifesaver, which is a stroke of genius!
When my uncle heard me moaning, he hurriedly ran over to help me up, and hurriedly said, "Baby! Are you okay! Don't scare your uncle! If you have something long, how can I explain to your master? ”
"It's okay, a little skin injury, don't let them be buried." I rubbed my chest and stood up.